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Watch PressTV Live Coverage Of Alleged Saudi Pipeline Attack

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Saudi Arabia saying no, PressTV saying yes. Watch live coverage from the Iranians below.


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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:07 | 2214468 Ahmeexnal
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Someone's ass is on fire!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | 2214486 Frank N. Beans
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Did you fart?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:09 | 2214502 Ahmeexnal
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Jalapeno beans on the Royal House of Saud menu today!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | 2214532 TruthInSunshine
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The U.S. has received assurances that Saudi Arabia will ramp up its oil production by a minmum 2 billion barrels per hour, beginning tomorrow, according to CNBSC's Bob Pissonme.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | 2214543 Ahmeexnal
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No burning pipeline.
It's all FX:

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:23 | 2214589 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Sheriff Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a ‘forgery’

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:27 | 2214601 surf0766
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That was very interesting to watch. The sworn statements  from those there in the 1980's would be nice to see... Whose lawn did they meet on?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:38 | 2214661 Cliff Claven Cheers
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I didn't say I agreed or disagreed.  Just interesting times we live in.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:39 | 2214666 TruthInSunshine
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:58 | 2214745 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Fuu put Trav's Theme song together, the lyrics are all comments made by Trav over the last couple of years.


A little ditty for Trav. All music and video by fuu all words by Trav7777.

Austerity for you, pay that Jew confetti back.
Christianity had a thousand year, ban on this shit.
Even Islam forbids it.
Cooperative pacifist species, are all killed to extinction.
Competition for dominance, is an evolutionary, mandate.
How else can we arbitrate DNA?
Fukushima was a black swan.
Let's all just totally panic.
And hope, this is as bad as it gets.
Sort of a catch twenty-two.
That was the dumbest fucking post, I've ever read.
You have no idea how, mind fucked you are, do you?
Fuck you, you leave.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:46 | 2214913 fuu
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You could have provided the link. Ah I see you did below.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:09 | 2214939 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Nice work.  You sould do a few more.


I laugh my ass off every time I hear your song and the Trolololo song, posted on ZH first by Akak I think.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:12 | 2214997 EvlTheCat
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I second this!!  I highly endorse RoboTrader as your next subject.  But instead of skulls you could use rolls of toilet paper or e-Trader baby's face.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:56 | 2215116 fuu
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 21:13 | 2215307 EvlTheCat
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U Rock Fuu.

If you have one for Leo K.?  You will be my new favorite hero..  Not that that means a pile of crap but it would still be funny to see.

We need to hook you, Banzai and The Limerick King up and see what happens!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 22:48 | 2215536 Cathartes Aura
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"I never fade the Summation Index ever."

hahahhaah, genius.

get Dieter from Sprockets to dance in a side window, oooh, the anticipation. . .

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:25 | 2215690 fuu
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thank you both

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | 2214546 Dr. Richard Head
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I am curious as to the recent reports of Geithner being detained and questioned by New York police on the 24th of Feburary.  I couldn't confirm through NYPD or Treasury Press Secretary. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:20 | 2214584 Ahmeexnal
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NYPD retirement fund wanted his opinion if they should invest in KKD and DNKN.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | 2214550 trav7777
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It had to be them.  I don't care if the evidence isn't in.  Let's rush to judgment and just wantonly bomb.  And after the fact, who cares if the evidence doesn't implicate them, bomb them anyway.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:18 | 2214569 Ahmeexnal
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Trav the pathetic sub-human being.
Check your mail!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:37 | 2214653 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Trav's Theme  --- Tranny666



Previous trav 2 yrs ago said he owned 200K in physical silver.



Trololo Sing Along!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:48 | 2214716 Cliff Claven Cheers
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A Kenyan, Constitutional Lawyer and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:09 | 2214791 Things that go bump
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Followers of Islam are forbidden alcohol.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:32 | 2214869 tmosley
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"I'll just have some of your children's blood, then."

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:41 | 2214892 Cliff Claven Cheers
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You know what the difference between Obama and a beer is?  You are sad when your beer is gone.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:02 | 2214966 EvlTheCat
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Don't remember the religion forbidding followers from entering the bar?  Just drinking mind altering, fermented vegetable matter.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:42 | 2215752 the grateful un...
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i know this rather proper Mormon couple and she said her husband loved homeade rootbeer. so i ask her, how do make that? well you make the rootbeer extract and bottle it with a tiny bit of yeast. i said yeast and sugar, i think i know where this is going.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:12 | 2214995 Ying-Yang
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But not titty-bars? Go figure.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:38 | 2215064 Vampyroteuthis ...
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What's the difference between a muslim and a Catholic? Catholics say hi to each other in the liquor store.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:10 | 2215157 Cliff Claven Cheers
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You know why I always take 2 Mormons with me when I go fishing and not just 1?  If I take 1, the Mo Fo drinks all my beer.  If I take 2 they won't drink in front of each other.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:38 | 2215741 the grateful un...
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I never could figure out why so many Mormons had Jack as a first name?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:37 | 2215734 the grateful un...
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the Muslim was having a Virgin Martini. The lawyer was having whatever the President was having. The President was waiting for the man from Goldman to call in the order.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 22:57 | 2215556 CompassionateFascist
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Shi'ite guerrillas hit Saudi pipeline. As the all-knowing CF predicted on this site some weeks ago. Greater Mid-East War, already well underway in Syria, now spreading to Saudi Arabia. Burn baby burn. 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 06:43 | 2216247 tocointhephrase
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Another Trav Is T. Go crawl under a rock you blood hungry worthless piece of paper!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:33 | 2214632 Sweet Chicken
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What does a nosey pepper do? They get jalepeno business!!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | 2214536 Bunker Boy
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oh that? we are burning infidels.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:21 | 2214587 battle axe
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Saudi Royal Spokesman: "What fire? We were just having a barbecue"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:40 | 2215075 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Why would anyone want to attack the House of Saud? The same royal family that oppresses its own people. The royal family lives in opulence while the population starves. I am sure you hear, "Let them eat cake" all the time.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:07 | 2214476 EmileLargo
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Oil will be at $200 tomorrow. This is nuts. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:11 | 2214514 Bunga Bunga
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Federal reserve will take the appropriate measures.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:18 | 2214554 bdc63
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So, CNN is reporting that the Saudi's are denying that there was a pipeline attack ... they are not exactly saying that their pipeline is not on fire ...

And if it is indeed on fire, how can you be so sure so quickly what did (or in this case, didn't) cause it?

This ain't over just yet ...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:20 | 2214581 Bunga Bunga
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... don't worry, just a friendly fire.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:36 | 2214648 TruthInSunshine
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I see what you did there, cunninglinguist.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:10 | 2214794 exi1ed0ne
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Friendly fire isn't.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:52 | 2214732 Scalaris
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The fucking leprechauns did it.


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:22 | 2214832 kill switch
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Twilight in the Desert: The Coming Saudi Oil Shock and the World Economy Collapse

Twilight in the Desert reveals a Saudi oil and production industry that could soon approach a serious, irreversible decline. In this exhaustively researched book, veteran oil industry analyst Matthew Simmons draws on his three-plus decades of insider experience and more than 200 independently produced reports about Saudi petroleum resources and production operations. He uncovers a story about Saudi Arabia’s troubled oil industry, not to mention its political and societal instability, which differs sharply from the globally accepted Saudi version. It’s a story that is provocative and disturbing, based on undeniable facts, but until now never told in its entirety. Twilight in the Desert answers all readers’ questions about Saudi oil and production industries with keen examination instead of unsubstantiated posturing, and takes its place as one of the most important books of this still-young century.

Matthew R. Simmons

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:37 | 2215061 I Got Worms
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Rest in peace, Matt.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | 2214483 Death and Gravity
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Now, about those crude futures....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | 2214490 Cocomaan
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Liar liar, galabiyya on fire. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | 2214492 hedgeless_horseman
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I debunked this rumor of a Saudi oil fire more than two hours ago.

"Fire in the oil pipeline between awamiyyah and safwa," rumor has been circulating for many years.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:44 | 2214668 dwdollar
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It's showing up in the blog feed of certain blogs which haven't been updated in years (allegedly anyway). I believe that's why Google is giving wrong dates and times.

The original source seems to be here:

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | 2214494 azzhatter
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Al Gore farted

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:09 | 2214498 eBuddha
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3rd world dictators are the best movie producers


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | 2214501 Gene Parmesan
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"A man closely resembling Secretary Chu only with thick rimmed glasses, a large nose and an impossibly bushy moustache was seen running from the scene, dropping a box of blue tip matches as he fled."

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 21:00 | 2215277 Buck Johnson
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An attack happened and it will continue to happen until the attack happens on Iran.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:10 | 2214504 EscapeKey
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PressTV is Iranian sponsored propaganda. Don't watch it, or you'll be branded a terrorist.

You need to watch American/British propaganda, like a good puppet.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | 2214531 Bunga Bunga
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Is CNBC good enough?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | 2214535 Dr. Richard Head
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I've got no strings to hold me do.....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:10 | 2214505 The trend is yo...
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saudi spring?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | 2214520 i love cholas
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What the fuck is going on ?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | 2214526 kito
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oh nooooo, the iranian terrorists have struck!!!!.....whats that? that iranian scientist that was murdered in his own sovereign country? noooo, that wasnt terrorism, that was mossad/cia taking out bad guys.............

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | 2214541 johnQpublic
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watch this instead

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:16 | 2214556 absente reo
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"Press TV is a 24-hour English language global news network owned by the state-owned media corporation Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting"


So, a bastion of truth, no doubt.


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:30 | 2214617 aVian
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STRATFOR Leak - RT and Press TV are owned by Robert Murdoch

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:01 | 2214962 ClassicalLib17
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NewsCorp also owns a major stake in the Comedy Channel.  Let's wait and  get our "news" from Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert instead.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | 2214570 Bunga Bunga
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If it's no attack, it can be only friendly fire.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | 2214573 mayhem_korner
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Should be interesting to see if gold follows Brent.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | 2214575 ZeroIQ
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Goddammit, I'm not long brent yet and trying to time an enter, this market is too volatile though. Fear i might have missed the train.


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:28 | 2215199 goldfish1
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I'm not long brent yet.


Get on the train.


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | 2214579 blu
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Glitch. They'll have it fixed in the morning.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:25 | 2214593 peekcrackers
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Thought for sure they would false flag this on Iran

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:25 | 2214598 jmac2013
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Jessica Lynch thinks this story is fake.  So does Bin-Laden's buried at sea body.  Just waiting for wikileaks to tell me the real story.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:30 | 2214618 Joe Davola
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At least Baghdad Bob's found work!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:31 | 2214626 Charlie
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This could be:
- A false flag to blame Iran.
- A sabotage act by Iran to show the world they can disturb the flow of oil even in Saudi Arabia if they want to.
Or just a pipeline that caught fire by accident.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:33 | 2214633 A Lunatic
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This is almost as good as when we killed Osama Bin Laden for the third time.............

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:46 | 2214688 Kevlar Akubra
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I remember the days we had oil

It helped me have luck with the goils

With my fast car all red

They jumped into my bed

But now they've gone right off the boil

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:49 | 2214715 zebra
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dont worry.  next week Apple will announce iGas. the earth is saved, again!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:53 | 2214737 Piranhanoia
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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:03 | 2214771 Flakmeister
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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:48 | 2215243 trav7777
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what is BOMB, Alex?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:20 | 2214821 Eurogroup
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I'm glad to see that the next war will be televised. Hope the good folks at Press TV will have a hero of truth in store for us.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:31 | 2214865 SILVERGEDDON

Save gas - fart in a jar. With the right blend of pickled eggs, beer, and kidney beans, every household in America can be energy self sufficient. Give me your flatulent, your gassy, your indigestion sufferers, and I will give you an America back on top - NUMBER ONE AGAIN ! USA ! USA ! USA ! Brought to you by the Silvergeddon for Almighty Potentate of America political campaign. Screw the Repugnanticans, and the Dumbocraps, vote in a fucking game changer, you miserable bitchez !

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:21 | 2215011 EvlTheCat
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The Bureaucracy will just tax your ass! Literally...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:35 | 2214878 Clint Liquor
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When Iran said they wanted Gold for their Oil instead of the World's Reserve Currency, they signed their own death warrants. America can tolerate Genocide and other crimes against humanity, but not that.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:29 | 2215039 bdc63
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damn straight

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:13 | 2215169 laosuwan
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probably a routine daily saudi drifting accident



everybody knows iranians are peaceful

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:18 | 2215182 Clint Liquor
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Gulf of Tonkin, anyone?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:21 | 2215187 Fix It Again Timmy
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Too much going on, take a break...


Fri, 03/02/2012 - 01:43 | 2215944 cnhedge
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