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Saudi Arabia saying no, PressTV saying yes. Watch live coverage from the Iranians below.
Someone's ass is on fire!
Did you fart?
Jalapeno beans on the Royal House of Saud menu today!
The U.S. has received assurances that Saudi Arabia will ramp up its oil production by a minmum 2 billion barrels per hour, beginning tomorrow, according to CNBSC's Bob Pissonme.
No burning pipeline.
It's all FX:
Sheriff Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a ‘forgery’
That was very interesting to watch. The sworn statements from those there in the 1980's would be nice to see... Whose lawn did they meet on?
I didn't say I agreed or disagreed. Just interesting times we live in.
Damn life reflecting Hollywood!
Fuu put Trav's Theme song together, the lyrics are all comments made by Trav over the last couple of years.
A little ditty for Trav. All music and video by fuu all words by Trav7777.Austerity for you, pay that Jew confetti back.Christianity had a thousand year, ban on this shit.Even Islam forbids it.Cooperative pacifist species, are all killed to extinction.Competition for dominance, is an evolutionary, mandate.How else can we arbitrate DNA?Fukushima was a black swan.Let's all just totally panic.And hope, this is as bad as it gets.Sort of a catch twenty-two.That was the dumbest fucking post, I've ever read.You have no idea how, mind fucked you are, do you?Fuck you, you leave.
You could have provided the link. Ah I see you did below.
Nice work. You sould do a few more.
I laugh my ass off every time I hear your song and the Trolololo song, posted on ZH first by Akak I think.
I second this!! I highly endorse RoboTrader as your next subject. But instead of skulls you could use rolls of toilet paper or e-Trader baby's face.
U Rock Fuu.
If you have one for Leo K.? You will be my new favorite hero.. Not that that means a pile of crap but it would still be funny to see.
We need to hook you, Banzai and The Limerick King up and see what happens!
"I never fade the Summation Index ever."
get Dieter from Sprockets to dance in a side window, oooh, the anticipation. . .
thank you both
I am curious as to the recent reports of Geithner being detained and questioned by New York police on the 24th of Feburary. I couldn't confirm through NYPD or Treasury Press Secretary.
NYPD retirement fund wanted his opinion if they should invest in KKD and DNKN.
BOMB IRAN NOW!!!!
It had to be them. I don't care if the evidence isn't in. Let's rush to judgment and just wantonly bomb. And after the fact, who cares if the evidence doesn't implicate them, bomb them anyway.
Trav the pathetic sub-human being.
Check your mail!!
Trav's Theme --- Tranny666
Previous trav 2 yrs ago said he owned 200K in physical silver.
Trololo Sing Along!
A Kenyan, Constitutional Lawyer and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?"
Followers of Islam are forbidden alcohol.
"I'll just have some of your children's blood, then."
You know what the difference between Obama and a beer is? You are sad when your beer is gone.
Don't remember the religion forbidding followers from entering the bar? Just drinking mind altering, fermented vegetable matter.
i know this rather proper Mormon couple and she said her husband loved homeade rootbeer. so i ask her, how do make that? well you make the rootbeer extract and bottle it with a tiny bit of yeast. i said yeast and sugar, i think i know where this is going.
But not titty-bars? Go figure.
What's the difference between a muslim and a Catholic? Catholics say hi to each other in the liquor store.
You know why I always take 2 Mormons with me when I go fishing and not just 1? If I take 1, the Mo Fo drinks all my beer. If I take 2 they won't drink in front of each other.
I never could figure out why so many Mormons had Jack as a first name?
the Muslim was having a Virgin Martini. The lawyer was having whatever the President was having. The President was waiting for the man from Goldman to call in the order.
Shi'ite guerrillas hit Saudi pipeline. As the all-knowing CF predicted on this site some weeks ago. Greater Mid-East War, already well underway in Syria, now spreading to Saudi Arabia. Burn baby burn.
Another Trav Is T. Go crawl under a rock you blood hungry worthless piece of paper!
What does a nosey pepper do? They get jalepeno business!!!
oh that? we are burning infidels.
Saudi Royal Spokesman: "What fire? We were just having a barbecue"
Why would anyone want to attack the House of Saud? The same royal family that oppresses its own people. The royal family lives in opulence while the population starves. I am sure you hear, "Let them eat cake" all the time.
Well, well, well: http://www.armadamarkets.com/2012/03/saudi_explosion_wti_crude_oil_fire/
Oil will be at $200 tomorrow. This is nuts.
Federal reserve will take the appropriate measures.
So, CNN is reporting that the Saudi's are denying that there was a pipeline attack ... they are not exactly saying that their pipeline is not on fire ...
And if it is indeed on fire, how can you be so sure so quickly what did (or in this case, didn't) cause it?
This ain't over just yet ...
... don't worry, just a friendly fire.
I see what you did there, cunninglinguist.
Friendly fire isn't.
The fucking leprechauns did it.
Twilight in the Desert: The Coming Saudi Oil Shock and the World Economy Collapse
Twilight in the Desert reveals a Saudi oil and production industry that could soon approach a serious, irreversible decline. In this exhaustively researched book, veteran oil industry analyst Matthew Simmons draws on his three-plus decades of insider experience and more than 200 independently produced reports about Saudi petroleum resources and production operations. He uncovers a story about Saudi Arabia’s troubled oil industry, not to mention its political and societal instability, which differs sharply from the globally accepted Saudi version. It’s a story that is provocative and disturbing, based on undeniable facts, but until now never told in its entirety. Twilight in the Desert answers all readers’ questions about Saudi oil and production industries with keen examination instead of unsubstantiated posturing, and takes its place as one of the most important books of this still-young century.
Matthew R. Simmons
Rest in peace, Matt.
Now, about those crude futures....
Liar liar, galabiyya on fire.
I debunked this rumor of a Saudi oil fire more than two hours ago.
"Fire in the oil pipeline between awamiyyah and safwa," rumor has been circulating for many years.
It's showing up in the blog feed of certain blogs which haven't been updated in years (allegedly anyway). I believe that's why Google is giving wrong dates and times.
The original source seems to be here:
Al Gore farted
3rd world dictators are the best movie producers
"A man closely resembling Secretary Chu only with thick rimmed glasses, a large nose and an impossibly bushy moustache was seen running from the scene, dropping a box of blue tip matches as he fled."
An attack happened and it will continue to happen until the attack happens on Iran.
PressTV is Iranian sponsored propaganda. Don't watch it, or you'll be branded a terrorist.
You need to watch American/British propaganda, like a good puppet.
Is CNBC good enough?
I've got no strings to hold me do.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAykOz1gWi4
What the fuck is going on ?
oh nooooo, the iranian terrorists have struck!!!!.....whats that? that iranian scientist that was murdered in his own sovereign country? noooo, that wasnt terrorism, that was mossad/cia taking out bad guys.............
watch this instead
"Press TV is a 24-hour English language global news network owned by the state-owned media corporation Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting"
So, a bastion of truth, no doubt.
STRATFOR Leak - RT and Press TV are owned by Robert Murdoch
NewsCorp also owns a major stake in the Comedy Channel. Let's wait and get our "news" from Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert instead.
If it's no attack, it can be only friendly fire.
Should be interesting to see if gold follows Brent.
Goddammit, I'm not long brent yet and trying to time an enter, this market is too volatile though. Fear i might have missed the train.
I'm not long brent yet.
Get on the train.
Glitch. They'll have it fixed in the morning.
Thought for sure they would false flag this on Iran
Jessica Lynch thinks this story is fake. So does Bin-Laden's buried at sea body. Just waiting for wikileaks to tell me the real story.
At least Baghdad Bob's found work!
This could be:
- A false flag to blame Iran.
- A sabotage act by Iran to show the world they can disturb the flow of oil even in Saudi Arabia if they want to.
Or just a pipeline that caught fire by accident.
This is almost as good as when we killed Osama Bin Laden for the third time.............
I remember the days we had oil
It helped me have luck with the goils
With my fast car all red
They jumped into my bed
But now they've gone right off the boil
dont worry. next week Apple will announce iGas. the earth is saved, again!
what is BOMB, Alex?
I'm glad to see that the next war will be televised. Hope the good folks at Press TV will have a hero of truth in store for us.
Save gas - fart in a jar. With the right blend of pickled eggs, beer, and kidney beans, every household in America can be energy self sufficient. Give me your flatulent, your gassy, your indigestion sufferers, and I will give you an America back on top - NUMBER ONE AGAIN ! USA ! USA ! USA ! Brought to you by the Silvergeddon for Almighty Potentate of America political campaign. Screw the Repugnanticans, and the Dumbocraps, vote in a fucking game changer, you miserable bitchez !
The Bureaucracy will just tax your ass! Literally...
When Iran said they wanted Gold for their Oil instead of the World's Reserve Currency, they signed their own death warrants. America can tolerate Genocide and other crimes against humanity, but not that.
probably a routine daily saudi drifting accident
everybody knows iranians are peaceful
Gulf of Tonkin, anyone?
Too much going on, take a break...
that's the reason for oil spike, right.
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