Watch PressTV Live Coverage Of Alleged Saudi Pipeline Attack

Tyler Durden's picture

Saudi Arabia saying no, PressTV saying yes. Watch live coverage from the Iranians below.

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Ahmeexnal's picture

Someone's ass is on fire!

Ahmeexnal's picture

Jalapeno beans on the Royal House of Saud menu today!

TruthInSunshine's picture

The U.S. has received assurances that Saudi Arabia will ramp up its oil production by a minmum 2 billion barrels per hour, beginning tomorrow, according to CNBSC's Bob Pissonme.

surf0766's picture

That was very interesting to watch. The sworn statements  from those there in the 1980's would be nice to see... Whose lawn did they meet on?

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

I didn't say I agreed or disagreed.  Just interesting times we live in.

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

Fuu put Trav's Theme song together, the lyrics are all comments made by Trav over the last couple of years.

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A little ditty for Trav. All music and video by fuu all words by Trav7777.

Austerity for you, pay that Jew confetti back.
Christianity had a thousand year, ban on this shit.
Even Islam forbids it.
Cooperative pacifist species, are all killed to extinction.
Competition for dominance, is an evolutionary, mandate.
How else can we arbitrate DNA?
Fukushima was a black swan.
Let's all just totally panic.
And hope, this is as bad as it gets.
Sort of a catch twenty-two.
That was the dumbest fucking post, I've ever read.
You have no idea how, mind fucked you are, do you?
Fuck you, you leave.

fuu's picture

You could have provided the link. Ah I see you did below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnpEI3njoeo

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

Nice work.  You sould do a few more.

Cheers

I laugh my ass off every time I hear your song and the Trolololo song, posted on ZH first by Akak I think.

EvlTheCat's picture

I second this!!  I highly endorse RoboTrader as your next subject.  But instead of skulls you could use rolls of toilet paper or e-Trader baby's face.

EvlTheCat's picture

U Rock Fuu.

If you have one for Leo K.?  You will be my new favorite hero..  Not that that means a pile of crap but it would still be funny to see.

We need to hook you, Banzai and The Limerick King up and see what happens!

Cathartes Aura's picture

"I never fade the Summation Index ever."

hahahhaah, genius.

get Dieter from Sprockets to dance in a side window, oooh, the anticipation. . .

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I am curious as to the recent reports of Geithner being detained and questioned by New York police on the 24th of Feburary.  I couldn't confirm through NYPD or Treasury Press Secretary. 

Ahmeexnal's picture

NYPD retirement fund wanted his opinion if they should invest in KKD and DNKN.

trav7777's picture

BOMB IRAN NOW!!!!

It had to be them.  I don't care if the evidence isn't in.  Let's rush to judgment and just wantonly bomb.  And after the fact, who cares if the evidence doesn't implicate them, bomb them anyway.

Ahmeexnal's picture

Trav the pathetic sub-human being.
Check your mail!!

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

 

Trav's Theme  --- Tranny666

 

 

Previous trav 2 yrs ago said he owned 200K in physical silver.

 

 

Trololo Sing Along!

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

A Kenyan, Constitutional Lawyer and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?"

Things that go bump's picture

Followers of Islam are forbidden alcohol.

tmosley's picture

"I'll just have some of your children's blood, then."

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

You know what the difference between Obama and a beer is?  You are sad when your beer is gone.

EvlTheCat's picture

Don't remember the religion forbidding followers from entering the bar?  Just drinking mind altering, fermented vegetable matter.

the grateful unemployed's picture

i know this rather proper Mormon couple and she said her husband loved homeade rootbeer. so i ask her, how do make that? well you make the rootbeer extract and bottle it with a tiny bit of yeast. i said yeast and sugar, i think i know where this is going.

Ying-Yang's picture

But not titty-bars? Go figure.

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

What's the difference between a muslim and a Catholic? Catholics say hi to each other in the liquor store.

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

You know why I always take 2 Mormons with me when I go fishing and not just 1?  If I take 1, the Mo Fo drinks all my beer.  If I take 2 they won't drink in front of each other.

the grateful unemployed's picture

I never could figure out why so many Mormons had Jack as a first name?

the grateful unemployed's picture

the Muslim was having a Virgin Martini. The lawyer was having whatever the President was having. The President was waiting for the man from Goldman to call in the order.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Shi'ite guerrillas hit Saudi pipeline. As the all-knowing CF predicted on this site some weeks ago. Greater Mid-East War, already well underway in Syria, now spreading to Saudi Arabia. Burn baby burn. 

tocointhephrase's picture

Another Trav Is T. Go crawl under a rock you blood hungry worthless piece of paper!

Sweet Chicken's picture

What does a nosey pepper do? They get jalepeno business!!!

Bunker Boy's picture

oh that? we are burning infidels.

battle axe's picture

Saudi Royal Spokesman: "What fire? We were just having a barbecue"

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Why would anyone want to attack the House of Saud? The same royal family that oppresses its own people. The royal family lives in opulence while the population starves. I am sure you hear, "Let them eat cake" all the time.

EmileLargo's picture

Oil will be at $200 tomorrow. This is nuts. 

Bunga Bunga's picture

Federal reserve will take the appropriate measures.

bdc63's picture

So, CNN is reporting that the Saudi's are denying that there was a pipeline attack ... they are not exactly saying that their pipeline is not on fire ...

And if it is indeed on fire, how can you be so sure so quickly what did (or in this case, didn't) cause it?

This ain't over just yet ...

Bunga Bunga's picture

... don't worry, just a friendly fire.

TruthInSunshine's picture

I see what you did there, cunninglinguist.

Scalaris's picture

The fucking leprechauns did it.

 

kill switch's picture

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Death and Gravity's picture

Now, about those crude futures....