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Watch PressTV Live Coverage Of Alleged Saudi Pipeline Attack

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Saudi Arabia saying no, PressTV saying yes. Watch live coverage from the Iranians below.

 


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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:07 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Someone's ass is on fire!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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Did you fart?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Jalapeno beans on the Royal House of Saud menu today!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The U.S. has received assurances that Saudi Arabia will ramp up its oil production by a minmum 2 billion barrels per hour, beginning tomorrow, according to CNBSC's Bob Pissonme.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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No burning pipeline.
It's all FX:

http://www.macupdate.com/app/mac/39990/motion-fx

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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OT

Sheriff Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a ‘forgery’

http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/sheriff-joes-posse-probable-cause-obama-certificate-a-fraud/

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:27 | Link to Comment surf0766
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That was very interesting to watch. The sworn statements  from those there in the 1980's would be nice to see... Whose lawn did they meet on?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:38 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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I didn't say I agreed or disagreed.  Just interesting times we live in.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:39 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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Fuu put Trav's Theme song together, the lyrics are all comments made by Trav over the last couple of years.

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A little ditty for Trav. All music and video by fuu all words by Trav7777.

Austerity for you, pay that Jew confetti back.
Christianity had a thousand year, ban on this shit.
Even Islam forbids it.
Cooperative pacifist species, are all killed to extinction.
Competition for dominance, is an evolutionary, mandate.
How else can we arbitrate DNA?
Fukushima was a black swan.
Let's all just totally panic.
And hope, this is as bad as it gets.
Sort of a catch twenty-two.
That was the dumbest fucking post, I've ever read.
You have no idea how, mind fucked you are, do you?
Fuck you, you leave.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment fuu
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You could have provided the link. Ah I see you did below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnpEI3njoeo

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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Nice work.  You sould do a few more.

Cheers

I laugh my ass off every time I hear your song and the Trolololo song, posted on ZH first by Akak I think.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:12 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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I second this!!  I highly endorse RoboTrader as your next subject.  But instead of skulls you could use rolls of toilet paper or e-Trader baby's face.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:56 | Link to Comment fuu
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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U Rock Fuu.

If you have one for Leo K.?  You will be my new favorite hero..  Not that that means a pile of crap but it would still be funny to see.

We need to hook you, Banzai and The Limerick King up and see what happens!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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"I never fade the Summation Index ever."

hahahhaah, genius.

get Dieter from Sprockets to dance in a side window, oooh, the anticipation. . .

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:25 | Link to Comment fuu
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thank you both

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I am curious as to the recent reports of Geithner being detained and questioned by New York police on the 24th of Feburary.  I couldn't confirm through NYPD or Treasury Press Secretary. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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NYPD retirement fund wanted his opinion if they should invest in KKD and DNKN.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | Link to Comment trav7777
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BOMB IRAN NOW!!!!

It had to be them.  I don't care if the evidence isn't in.  Let's rush to judgment and just wantonly bomb.  And after the fact, who cares if the evidence doesn't implicate them, bomb them anyway.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Trav the pathetic sub-human being.
Check your mail!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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Trav's Theme  --- Tranny666

 

 

Previous trav 2 yrs ago said he owned 200K in physical silver.

 

 

Trololo Sing Along!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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A Kenyan, Constitutional Lawyer and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President?"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Followers of Islam are forbidden alcohol.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment tmosley
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"I'll just have some of your children's blood, then."

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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You know what the difference between Obama and a beer is?  You are sad when your beer is gone.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:02 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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Don't remember the religion forbidding followers from entering the bar?  Just drinking mind altering, fermented vegetable matter.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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i know this rather proper Mormon couple and she said her husband loved homeade rootbeer. so i ask her, how do make that? well you make the rootbeer extract and bottle it with a tiny bit of yeast. i said yeast and sugar, i think i know where this is going.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Ying-Yang
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But not titty-bars? Go figure.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Vampyroteuthis ...
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What's the difference between a muslim and a Catholic? Catholics say hi to each other in the liquor store.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Cliff Claven Cheers
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You know why I always take 2 Mormons with me when I go fishing and not just 1?  If I take 1, the Mo Fo drinks all my beer.  If I take 2 they won't drink in front of each other.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:38 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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I never could figure out why so many Mormons had Jack as a first name?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 23:37 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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the Muslim was having a Virgin Martini. The lawyer was having whatever the President was having. The President was waiting for the man from Goldman to call in the order.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 22:57 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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Shi'ite guerrillas hit Saudi pipeline. As the all-knowing CF predicted on this site some weeks ago. Greater Mid-East War, already well underway in Syria, now spreading to Saudi Arabia. Burn baby burn. 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 06:43 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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Another Trav Is T. Go crawl under a rock you blood hungry worthless piece of paper!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:33 | Link to Comment Sweet Chicken
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What does a nosey pepper do? They get jalepeno business!!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Bunker Boy
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oh that? we are burning infidels.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:21 | Link to Comment battle axe
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Saudi Royal Spokesman: "What fire? We were just having a barbecue"

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Vampyroteuthis ...
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Why would anyone want to attack the House of Saud? The same royal family that oppresses its own people. The royal family lives in opulence while the population starves. I am sure you hear, "Let them eat cake" all the time.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:07 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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Oil will be at $200 tomorrow. This is nuts. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Federal reserve will take the appropriate measures.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:18 | Link to Comment bdc63
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So, CNN is reporting that the Saudi's are denying that there was a pipeline attack ... they are not exactly saying that their pipeline is not on fire ...

And if it is indeed on fire, how can you be so sure so quickly what did (or in this case, didn't) cause it?

This ain't over just yet ...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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... don't worry, just a friendly fire.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:36 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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I see what you did there, cunninglinguist.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:10 | Link to Comment exi1ed0ne
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Friendly fire isn't.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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The fucking leprechauns did it.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment kill switch
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Twilight in the Desert: The Coming Saudi Oil Shock and the World Economy Collapse


Twilight in the Desert reveals a Saudi oil and production industry that could soon approach a serious, irreversible decline. In this exhaustively researched book, veteran oil industry analyst Matthew Simmons draws on his three-plus decades of insider experience and more than 200 independently produced reports about Saudi petroleum resources and production operations. He uncovers a story about Saudi Arabia’s troubled oil industry, not to mention its political and societal instability, which differs sharply from the globally accepted Saudi version. It’s a story that is provocative and disturbing, based on undeniable facts, but until now never told in its entirety. Twilight in the Desert answers all readers’ questions about Saudi oil and production industries with keen examination instead of unsubstantiated posturing, and takes its place as one of the most important books of this still-young century.

Matthew R. Simmons

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment I Got Worms
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Rest in peace, Matt.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Death and Gravity
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Now, about those crude futures....

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Cocomaan
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Liar liar, galabiyya on fire. 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:15 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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I debunked this rumor of a Saudi oil fire more than two hours ago.

"Fire in the oil pipeline between awamiyyah and safwa," rumor has been circulating for many years.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-about-those-high-gasoline-prices%E2%80%A6-look-again#comment-2213299

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:44 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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It's showing up in the blog feed of certain blogs which haven't been updated in years (allegedly anyway). I believe that's why Google is giving wrong dates and times.

The original source seems to be here:

http://angryarab.blogspot.com/2012/03/flash-pipeline-fire-in-saudi-arabi...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Al Gore farted

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:09 | Link to Comment eBuddha
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3rd world dictators are the best movie producers

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Gene Parmesan
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"A man closely resembling Secretary Chu only with thick rimmed glasses, a large nose and an impossibly bushy moustache was seen running from the scene, dropping a box of blue tip matches as he fled."

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 21:00 | Link to Comment Buck Johnson
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An attack happened and it will continue to happen until the attack happens on Iran.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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PressTV is Iranian sponsored propaganda. Don't watch it, or you'll be branded a terrorist.

You need to watch American/British propaganda, like a good puppet.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Is CNBC good enough?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/46588173

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I've got no strings to hold me do.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAykOz1gWi4

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment The trend is yo...
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saudi spring?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment i love cholas
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What the fuck is going on ?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment kito
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oh nooooo, the iranian terrorists have struck!!!!.....whats that? that iranian scientist that was murdered in his own sovereign country? noooo, that wasnt terrorism, that was mossad/cia taking out bad guys.............

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:14 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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http://www.wnd.com/arpaio-report/

 

watch this instead

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:16 | Link to Comment absente reo
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"Press TV is a 24-hour English language global news network owned by the state-owned media corporation Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting"

 

So, a bastion of truth, no doubt.

 


Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment aVian
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STRATFOR Leak - RT and Press TV are owned by Robert Murdoch

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment ClassicalLib17
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NewsCorp also owns a major stake in the Comedy Channel.  Let's wait and  get our "news" from Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert instead.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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If it's no attack, it can be only friendly fire.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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Should be interesting to see if gold follows Brent.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment ZeroIQ
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Goddammit, I'm not long brent yet and trying to time an enter, this market is too volatile though. Fear i might have missed the train.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment goldfish1
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I'm not long brent yet.

 

Get on the train.

 

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment blu
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Glitch. They'll have it fixed in the morning.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:25 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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Thought for sure they would false flag this on Iran

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:25 | Link to Comment jmac2013
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Jessica Lynch thinks this story is fake.  So does Bin-Laden's buried at sea body.  Just waiting for wikileaks to tell me the real story.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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At least Baghdad Bob's found work!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Charlie
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This could be:
- A false flag to blame Iran.
- A sabotage act by Iran to show the world they can disturb the flow of oil even in Saudi Arabia if they want to.
Or just a pipeline that caught fire by accident.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:33 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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This is almost as good as when we killed Osama Bin Laden for the third time.............

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Kevlar Akubra
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I remember the days we had oil

It helped me have luck with the goils

With my fast car all red

They jumped into my bed

But now they've gone right off the boil

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:49 | Link to Comment zebra
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dont worry.  next week Apple will announce iGas. the earth is saved, again!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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iWalk

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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iRan

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment trav7777
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what is BOMB, Alex?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:20 | Link to Comment Eurogroup
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I'm glad to see that the next war will be televised. Hope the good folks at Press TV will have a hero of truth in store for us.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Save gas - fart in a jar. With the right blend of pickled eggs, beer, and kidney beans, every household in America can be energy self sufficient. Give me your flatulent, your gassy, your indigestion sufferers, and I will give you an America back on top - NUMBER ONE AGAIN ! USA ! USA ! USA ! Brought to you by the Silvergeddon for Almighty Potentate of America political campaign. Screw the Repugnanticans, and the Dumbocraps, vote in a fucking game changer, you miserable bitchez !

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:21 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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The Bureaucracy will just tax your ass! Literally...

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Clint Liquor
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When Iran said they wanted Gold for their Oil instead of the World's Reserve Currency, they signed their own death warrants. America can tolerate Genocide and other crimes against humanity, but not that.

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 19:29 | Link to Comment bdc63
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damn straight

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment laosuwan
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probably a routine daily saudi drifting accident

 

 

everybody knows iranians are peaceful

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Clint Liquor
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Gulf of Tonkin, anyone?

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Too much going on, take a break...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dwR-F79MjU&feature=related

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 01:43 | Link to Comment cnhedge
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