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We Have A Deal!

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We just may have a deal:

  • EU OFFICIAL SAYS DEAL REACHED ON GREEK DEBT-CUTTING PLAN: AP
  • 'PRIVATE CREDITORS TO TAKE 50% CUT ON GREEK BONDS, AP SAYS
  • EU official, who wished to remain anonymous, tells Bloomberg that euro-area leaders are set to approve accord for 50% writedown on Greek bonds

If true, this means that Portugal, Ireland, Spain and Italy will promptly commence sabotaging their economies (just like Greece) simply to get the same debt Blue Light special as Greece. It also means that, at least according to Barclays, we have a CDS credit event, although we are certain that Europe would never announce this deal unless ISDA (complete determinations committee list here) was onboard, and corrupt as always. In addition, Greece was unable to generate a 90% acceptance for a 21% haircut tender offer. And we are somehow supposed to believe they can do it with 50%? Lastly, as a reminder, on September 14, Moody's put SocGen, BNP and Credit Agricole on downgrade review. This will be the trigger

 


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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:30 | Link to Comment ForTheWorld
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Could this be linked to the ceasation of trading at the ASX? Surely they wouldn't pull the same tricks as the NYSE?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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Black Thursday (opposite)

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:39 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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Uh, maybe not.

About all that CDS out there....

And doesn't this make the idea of PIIGS issued RMBS and CMBS like, worthless now?

 

This reeks of 2008 all over again; put a bandaid on a severed leg then tell the poor SOB to go run a marathon.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:22 | Link to Comment Mactheknife
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And the ES ramps 12 points..LMAO. Folks, this is just the end of the "beginning" of the end.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:46 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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So help me out here.

Private bondholders 'voluntarily' took a 50% or thereabouts haircut and they're ok with this? I gotta wonder just how 'voluntary' this agreement is.

And I guess the message to the rest of the PIIGS is that if 50% didn't cause an end of the world ruckus then hells bells lets haircut their private asses by 90%.

It's apparently not such a good time to be a bondholder. Hell the recent past wasn't so good either. Just ask GM's bag holders.

Where in the hell is bond money going to come from now?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 04:45 | Link to Comment l.hauri
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I have the same opinion, but I am sure that they will change something in the future.
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:41 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Kinetic economic collapse action!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:52 | Link to Comment crazyjsmith
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So what happens when your Neighbor gets a loan modification on his house - cutting the principle by 50%, and you don't?

Let's ask Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Italy that same question.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Yeah - there goes my wife's latest kitchen remodel and my new motorcycle. FUCK THAT!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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First step in all hyperinflationary events: your money is suddenly worth 50% of what it was supposed to be worth.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Dr Zaius
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Wouldn't this be highly deflationary? 50% of the debt is just being written off and such deleveraging events are usually associated with deflation.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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That's when they start to print like mad

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:15 | Link to Comment hungrydweller
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And yet ES is ++++++++++++

Short Time Bitchez!!!!!!!!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment l.hauri
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It is a really nice approach. Maybe we should do it more often. hotels in harrow

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:57 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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Yes but as most deflationists seem to ignore: You have to pay for that write-off somehow.


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:05 | Link to Comment greensnacks
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US, Japan, Brazil, Australia, Europe all cutting rates at the same time? what could possible go wrong?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:50 | Link to Comment cdude
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Not your money but your investment that would suddenly be worth 50%...seems, if either, points more in a deflationary direction.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:23 | Link to Comment akak
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If I read even ONE more idiot bringing up the non-existent "threat of deflation", my head is going to explode --- hyperinflate, as it were.

When will you fuckers ever examine or understand monetary history, and realize that THERE IS NO FUCKING DEFLATION, NOR HAS THERE EVER BEEN, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, DEFLATION UNDER A FIAT MONETARY REGIME?!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 03:03 | Link to Comment Libertarians fo...
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You are a psychotic idiot.  

If you think deflation can't happen under a fiat money system, then what the fuck do you think happened in 2008/9?

Why do you think Bernanke is desperately trying to re-capitalize the banking system and inflate the economy?  Because of the threat of inflation?

It's difficult for me to fathom how someone could be so knee-buckling stupid, and, simultaneously, so brash about it.

That, coupled with your obnoxious, overly extreme "piss on their grave" animosity toward individuals who are supposedly "complicit" in the destruction of this country because they make bullish stock recommendations, and it quickly becomes obvious that you're just fucking out-of-this-cosmos psychotic.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 03:53 | Link to Comment akak
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Thanks for displaying your complete ignorance of monetary matters, you clueless, disingenuous, malicious, mother fucking piece of shit asshat troll.

Bernanke is desperately (and ultimately, unsuccessfully) trying to save the bloated, TBTF banks because, well, he is a banker, and wii do anything, ANYTHING to save his elitist cronies in crime.  But that has nothing to do with any putative, chimerical, mythical "deflation" --- which I emphasize, again, has NEVER once been seen under a fiat monetary regime in all of monetary history.

No, we did NOT see nor experience deflation in 2008, you statist, Keynesian bastard.  Deflation is a decline in the total stock of money, NOT a temporary deleveraging event.  But thanks for discrediting yourself, for the 472nd time (under your latest troll handle, not your previous five or six sockpuppet aliases here).

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 03:54 | Link to Comment Libertarians fo...
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No, we did NOT see nor experience deflation in 2008....

*LOL*

HILARIOUS!


Thu, 10/27/2011 - 04:05 | Link to Comment akak
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Almost as hilarious as those utterly clueless, statist, Keynesian fucks like you and "Caveman" Krugman who continue to insist that up is down, black is white, debt is money, and the solution to overindebtedness is taking on yet more debt.

 

Now, after discrediting yourself yet again so thoroughly, why don't you go change your handle here and come back pretending to be somebody else, as has been your pattern for the last two years now.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 04:14 | Link to Comment Libertarians fo...
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Discredit myself?  WHAT? !!

How?

Even if we were to accept your one-dimensional definition for deflation, you're still wrong. 

http://www.shadowstats.com/charts/monetary-base-money-supply

Dude, you are dumb. And psychotic. 

*LOL* at YOU!

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Edit in:  I just noticed you edited OUT your definition of deflation!  *LOL*

CLUELESS!!!! You're so passionate about your stupid, one-dimensional definition, yet you quickly edited it out because you realized how FUCKING RIDICULOUS YOU ARE!!

 

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 04:35 | Link to Comment akak
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Oh my God.

You are truly the most embarrassingly stupid fucking troll I have ever encountered.

Obviously, you do not know how to read a graph.  If, however, you ever do learn to do so, you will see that while (the now officially unreported) M3 held steady or declined very slightly in 2008 and 2009, each of M1, M2 AND most importantly, the Monetary Base, all increased steeply and radically during that period (hint: you have to look at the shaded areas of the charts, NOT the lines, which represent the moving year-to-year % change in each monetary aggregate, NOT the stock of each.)

I expected you to discredit yourself, but damn, I never expected you to do so so completely!  And served up by you yourself on a silver (ahem) platter!

PS: I edited nothing out of my previous comment, you God-damned fucking liar.

PPS: With that amount of egg on your face, I won't be expecting any further replies from you in this thread, as at this point you could only dig the hole of your laughable monetary ignorance and non-crediblity that much deeper.  Ta ta.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 05:06 | Link to Comment Libertarians fo...
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Dude... there's nothing subtle or slight about those charts.  

You really don't have any idea what you're talking about.  If a central bank wants to decrease the monetary base, all it needs to do is increase reserve requirements. 

Go midway down the page to "Reserve Requirements."

http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Money_supply

Your one-dimensional definition of deflation is ridiculous.  You can't read those charts, at all.  You're contradicting yourself from one post to the next, and you have no understanding of what the "monetary base" is, nor do you understand how it can fluctuate - up OR down.  

This was hilarious for about 5 minutes.  Now it's just pathetic. 

 




Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:10 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Psychotic is a relative phenomenon. Say if you are psychotic and suffered a loss of reality of what akak is refering to as a strong historical dataset involving massive relentless inflation interupted by about 2 weeks in the 30's when eggs dropped a few percent in their price. So you're right there is a psychosis going on here. It's just that you are the one involved in it.

But technically you both are wrong. In any money tightening situation even on relative basis which we currently are in. There is about at least a 20 percent drop in money supply to american households. In any situation like that you get simultaneous inflation and defaltion. The consumer gets it as inflation if they are only purchasing things that they require. The people yet unaffected by the tightening supply get it as deflation becaue they see their favorite luxury or non-essential goods dropping in price due to massive margin compression. The states get it as seeing massive tax revenue drops to their coffers because corrupt corporations continue collecting sales tax they just don't pay them to the state. Oh they pay but they lie about how much they collected and keep the exess taxes to battle the margin compression they are suffering from. I'm not saying wal-mart is doing this but if you checked them. You'd probably see that they are as they do not follow the inflation margin compression curves without them doing it. McDonalds is definitely doing it.

"If a central bank wants to decrease the monetary base, all it needs to do is increase reserve requirements."

You're living in history books. The most effective way to tighten monetary supply in ponzi bank fuck world is to stop ipo's. Record IPO's shattering 2007 records in 4th quarter 2010 resulted in massive inflation in 4th quarter 2010. That was to give the corporations free money so they could go on pretending they aren't getting margin compressed to death. The IPO's are faltering and there's been no significant ipo's for months. I think there have been 2 and people keep joking about the groupon ipo. So you see that's why people are nervous. Because the free money IPO ponzi tap has been turned off. And corporations are going from make shit up sales figures to make up a whole lot less shit sales figures. 3 years into this depression and the money tightening is making it's second visit to the chosen gangs of commerce.

There's not going to be much inflation ending out this year as long as the IPO ponzi orgy is shut down. But if it's shut down too long or too much then they will start kicking millions more out in the streets who will then look around and see "inflation" as they are no longer spending most of their money on useless crap.

I also just wanted to add the following tidbits. If the tightening to corporations continues the results based on their past behavior will be this. Massive firings. States suddenly bitching about tax revenue and having fucked up budgets because the corporations are stealing it. State defaults, Bankruptcies and lower gold prices. Because less people with less dow jones largesse will be out there fucking over the system that is designed to be thier fuck people over pathway by snatching up gold with the largesse.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:40 | Link to Comment haibop
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and the next ten years won't look that great... memory foam mattress

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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sounds like a haircut with a chainsaw

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Expect a denial soon. I think the half-life of "deal reached" leaks/rumours is around ten hours.

The actual deal, to be announced on Friday after the markets close, will be an agreement to roll the calendar year back to 2010.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:49 | Link to Comment DormRoom
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another trial balloon to gauge the market?

Sat, 11/26/2011 - 11:49 | Link to Comment haibop
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nice to see what to happen walk in cooler

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:49 | Link to Comment wisefool
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I see what you did there!

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 14:38 | Link to Comment haibop
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I really enjoy reading these interesting posts. walk in freezer

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Fidel Sarcastro
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A  BONA-FIDE  D.E.F.A.U.L.T  and the f*cking market explodes...AGAIN!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:12 | Link to Comment i root for that...
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damn I closed my long and opened short today - TOO early! should stay long to eat those suckers lunch.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 23:12 | Link to Comment haibop
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This is always tomorrow :) range hoods

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment myne
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Finafuckingly.

As bad as it sounds, the sooner the entire PIIGS group and any other insolvent entities fail, the sooner the fire burns out.

The phoenix cannot rise from the fire. It HAS to rise from the ashes.

It'll suck for a few years, but it will be over and done with.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:57 | Link to Comment JLee2027
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A quick collapse is preferable to a slow lingering death in my book.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:11 | Link to Comment max2205
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12/31/2011 = all time SPX highs. FUCK

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:29 | Link to Comment zorba THE GREEK
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Max, you may get a spx high, but not adjusted for the newly devalued currency.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:22 | Link to Comment Melin
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Yes...a quick collapse would've been preferable.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 23:15 | Link to Comment haibop
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how sad.. junk car for cash

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Phoenix is so 20th century.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:07 | Link to Comment kito
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especially with their water shortage, mega dust storms and high crime rates. you would be a fool to move there...

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment l.hauri
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this seems to be a good deal. Maybe we can cooperate.
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:23 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Kudos to the Tylers: you got this out fast.

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment haibop
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real fast! electric fireplace

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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cheers

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment caerus
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no shit...i'm on bullshit overload...cheers!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Milton Waddams
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Confirmed.  This 50% off deal on Greece bonds was today's Groupon.  The deal is on!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:06 | Link to Comment crazyjsmith
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Yes, ZERO is on sale today. Get ZERO at a blowout sale
50% OFF!! All ZEROS must go!

Yes you heard it right folks, you get nothing, but you get it for 50% OFF! But only for a limited time, while suppLIES last.

50% x $0 = $0

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 23:57 | Link to Comment haibop
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impressive 48 gas range

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

OMFG 

They are going to fuck this shit up soooooooooooo bad.

This doesn't even make sense from a math perspective.

You won't even need CDS...this will blow itself up.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:42 | Link to Comment chump666
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yeah they are 100% going to f*ck this up, now they gotta get that fund going over 1trillion just to shore up banks.  French and German borrowing costs will go into hyperspace

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:49 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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I want my credit card debt cut in half.

I want ALL my debt cut in half.

Oh, I owe a million? FUCK YOU it's $500,000 now bitch.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:52 | Link to Comment wisefool
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The USA owes 13T. it is now 7T. suck it. And I am now going to file corrected tax forms to refletct as much.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:54 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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7 trill? Bitch please...let me cut that shit in half

3.5 trill...and ya know what? I don't even wanna pay that mother fucker. Better come up with a fuckin' plan. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Dabolina:

You still posting fake trades at http://tradeonfire.blogspot.com/? Still using that practice account, pretending you got loot at risk?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:00 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Thank you for the free advertising.

If you have something to say, say it on my blog....bitch

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Why waste time on that fake piece of shit, when we can prove, right here, the BS. Namely, here's one of YOUR images, taken from YOUR blog, of your purported trading account:  http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/404/spositions.png/

Yeah, see that "Reset All Positions" button? You only get to exit, or "reset" all your positions in a fake/paper/play account. Exposed.

Now shut the fuck up and leave the discussion to the adults.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:16 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Spend your time doing something productive. 

Here is a real post...this is a real post, from my blog on my blog. I'm not arguing this anymore.

http://tradeonfire.blogspot.com/2011/10/ievi.html

Post something other than a photo shopped screen shot. 

(yes that -75 /es is still open)

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Happy to oblige. Here's another one you put up, purportedly of your "real account."

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/bobdabolinatwo.png/

Mmm, directly from your site. Except you were too fucking stupid to realize those big fat zeroes under buy/sell, positions, and your P/L open and P/L day all show big, fat zeroes. Lawlz, your so-called multimillion dollar account has gooseggs for money at risk, profit/loss in positions, and zero money made on the trading day.

Listen fucker, you're out of your league here. You've been exposed multiple times, we saved your entire site before you started photoshopping images, and I know -- and YOU know -- these images came from your site. You're a fraud, you don't know jack shit about trading, you can't even conceal a paper-trade account. What a fucking rookie mistake, posting your shit on a site where many traders hang.

You're a liar. A bad liar. Now run the fuck along to the kids table at Thanksgiving dinner, the adults are trying to make money and preserve wealth.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:32 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Except you were too fucking stupid to realize those big fat zeroes under buy/sell, positions, and your P/L open and P/L day all show big, fat zeroes.

You stupid....stupid....stupid shit. I didn't HAVE any positions when I posted that. You must have shit in your brain. 

And listen you stupid cunting faggot, I don't give a shit if you think I'm lieing. 

Like I've told everyone follow my blog....or don't....or SHUT THE FUCK UP. 

You're a stupid cunt. That's all I have to say.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Liar, you posted that very image when you said you made a killing on some gold options. In fact that very IMAGE refutes you -- because you've got the Dec 11s on the /gc selected.

Also, further proof how fucking dumb you are: you see that "Net Pos: 0" up in the top right corner? Yeah, if you were all in cash, your "position" would reflect your NET cash balance. Hence if you had the millions you say, you'd net to your cash position. See that zero? You got ZERO. Zero at risk. Zero on the trade you were highlighting. Zero profits and loss. Zero in cash. A NET zero position, including cash. ZERO. ZERO.

Fucking tard. I don't need to "think" your lieing. I know you're lieing, and you proved it. We all know you're a liar.

Exposed. Again.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:48 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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Liar, you posted that very image when you said you made a killing on some gold options

I've never in my life traded a gold option. 

Can you please tell me where I did so? 

When you can do that, I'll call myself a fraud. 

Ya know...I don't even care about your response. Have at it. 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:02 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Ya. Of course you don't care. You're too lazy to not use the same stupid crap lie that you got caught in the first time.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:58 | Link to Comment wisefool
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1.75 trillion and I and done yet. Bring it tough guy.

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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:12 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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you can have your credit card cut in half as long as They can hike your water rate by 65% and you can have all your debit cut in half as long as your children are willing to pay with there souls. sound good?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | Link to Comment deebee
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that's real power - everyone knows how deeply fucked up yet it happens anyway

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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Keep posting fake trades at http://tradeonfire.blogspot.com/.

Keep pretending you have money at risk on your practice account.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 03:30 | Link to Comment haibop
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so bad? mini fridge

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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Got Gold ?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Esso
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We'll see...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Alexmai
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Is that mean greece finally default?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:40 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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i think its the 6 time or something like that. I lost count around "almost dedult" number 3.5 in the summer

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:35 | Link to Comment navy62802
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Oh no! You didn't just call it a default! Use of that word has been prohibited when talking about Greek debt. The correct term is "haircut."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:40 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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Right - a haircut right down to your torso.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:51 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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Umm ok so lets just call it what the real name should be
dry ass rape

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment crazyjsmith
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Yes, a haircut. And your barber will be a Native American, Chief Rusty Blade.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalping

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:17 | Link to Comment I Got Worms
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A haircut in the same sense that Lorena Bobbit gave John a haircut.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:24 | Link to Comment greensnacks
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Does that mean Greeks will actual go back to work and start paying their bills?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment MS7
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They are protesting because their jobs are being cut and they do not have the money to pay bills. Your asking that question is similar to Marie Antoinette's alleged remark "Let them eat cake".

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:31 | Link to Comment knukles
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Well, by any "normal" definition of default, yes.  Just like NYC's moratorium, GM and Chrysler's restructuring (nationalization and redistribution to unions), yes.  Emphatically, Yes.
Any deleterious change to the terms of the deal, interest rate, medium of payment, maturity, etc.
So, whose gonna call an event of default?  What jurisdiction?  Get my drift?  In the case of GM et al, the jurisdiction was the US and as it was the US government itself abrogating debt-holders rights AND told the debt holders to sue if they wanted and reminded them that the Government had infinite taxpayer funds to litigate....  Get my drift?
But yes.  It's an event of default.  Period.
 
Let us further examine the intrusion so insidiously imposed upon us by the so called rules makers and enforcers.  ISDA officially decides whether all of such contracts governed thereunder are triggered.  Swaps whether interest rate, credit default, etc.  If they say no, then I say (and I hereby appoint myself independent arbitrator as I have no fucking interest whatsoever other than the need to ridicule) the purchaser if the "insurance" gets screwed.  Shoulda been paid off but didn't happen.  Where ya gonna get relief?  What jurisdiction?  Owwweee!

So, by my stodgy olde fashioned pre-fuckupumbian modern interpretation of laws enforced to fuck everybody but he monied interests, this is an event of default and should trigger contracts. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:06 | Link to Comment jdelano
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Doesn't this make all sovereign CDs worthless instruments and therefore render the hedges of firms like MS worthless, meanin in essence that ms no has billions in unhedged exposure?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:28 | Link to Comment azusgm
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How about BAC? What does that teetering toxic tower have on its derivative books?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:51 | Link to Comment knukles
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Tee heh....  Yorp....
Law of Unintended Consequences is Gonna Bite Real Fucking Hard.
And in more spots then anybody can imagine.... as is always the case.
This one just be way the fuck bigger.

But, yes.
Insofar as I've read, the ECB, ESFS (or fuck wgatever they're calling their CDO7) etc don't have to mark to market/realize haircut (what a fucking sham  Jesus H Fucking Christ) but, like you just asked, what about MS, GS, JPM, etc?
Owwweeee!  Wonder what and who gonna be the arbiter of that piece of shit sucking conundrum?  FASB, SEC, FED, CoC?  Who?

This is EU's GM moment.
The whole credibility of the Euro and Rule of Law in EU is destroyed.
Remember, it was the politicians who git the US downgraded.  Everybody already knew the financials, but when the noble statesmen who guide us talked of a default which was not in the cards, well, not much else to do.
Hello France?
Hello EU bank capitalizations?
Hello ECB reality of broken balance sheet.  It's been Zimbabwefied. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:32 | Link to Comment beastie
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Really?

Is it true this time or are we going to have a denial in 5 minutes?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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A time-to-denial betting pool might be fun.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:59 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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the denial is the debit and as greece is fetal position taking a hot shower from one more ass raping.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Central Bankster
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only 50%? Guess the greek bond speculators will make out nicely.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:09 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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Fiat's a bitch, ain't she?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:32 | Link to Comment trade the day
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50%. When do I get my 50% haircut? Oh boy how exciting

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:32 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Looks like NY Composite is going to blast right up to the 200-day and clear it tomorrow.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Central Bankster
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Hah! good to know momo fader is on the other side of my trade... whew!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:56 | Link to Comment DarkestPhoenix
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And take NFLX back up into its highs, I'd reckon!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:58 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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What are your thoughts on homegrocer.com? Buy?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:35 | Link to Comment knukles
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I'd like a large wet liver, a large container of lotion, a box of Kleenex and some hand sanitizer.
Oh, I almost forgot, a 1.75 of Smirnoff and Lindsay Lohan.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:53 | Link to Comment pods
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Knuckles, you sir KNOW how to party!

pods

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Banksters
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Still trying to get the tip of your cock in side eh robo.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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So 21% in June becomes 50% in October become 80% in January?

if a 50% loss on Greek debt does not trigger a credit event - what is the CDS worth?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:35 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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On a long enough timeline...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:00 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Same as a house..... Whatever you can get the next idiot to pay for it.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:16 | Link to Comment oogs66
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Sovereign CDS is now a waste

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Iam_Silverman
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"what is the CDS worth?"

What is it worth?  Probably ZERO!  That's right, nothing.  Remember, the CDS will only pay out in the event that the ISDA determines a default has occurred.  I work for a company (formerly TXU, now EFH) that in effect defaulted on lots and lots of bonds.  Some investors got angry and asked for their "insurance payout".  The agents broker said no.

 

See: http://www.energyfutureholdings.com/news/newsrel/detail.aspx?prid=1344 ... and  

http://www.isda.org/dc/docs/201009172010082501DCDecision.pdf

You see, if it aint over til the fat lady sings, her manager will keep her backstage until he's ready for the curtain to drop.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:32 | Link to Comment kito
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so does this mean that guys like kyle bass get deeply screwed if they claim "no credit event"? isnt the definition of a "credit event" written into the fine print when purchasing swaps? who gets to decide what a "credit event" is? 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment chump666
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a 50% haircut is a credit event! Merkel/French guy have set up the default, now they got to keep the banks afloat as they will drain out liquidity from the EZ.  They will have to leverage the ESFS to hell. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:46 | Link to Comment kito
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tyler mentioned that the isda had to be on board for this. i take that to mean they will interpret this as a "non credit event". can that be? can the isda interpret favorably for the sovereigns to avoid a trigger? if not, then what does it matter whether the isda is on board or not?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:57 | Link to Comment DormRoom
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ISDA is the body that determines if an event is a credit default.  The determinsation committes is like an umpire.  What they 'call' becomes 'real'.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Swaps_and_Derivatives_Associa...

 

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:59 | Link to Comment kito
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right, which brings me back to my original point. guys like bass and other holders of swaps can get f-cked if the isda colludes with the eu and decide this is a "non credit event". that seems insane, but that iseems to be what tyler is saying by stating the isda is likely on board....wtf?!?!?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:12 | Link to Comment chump666
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in four, maybe five hours the European credit markets open.  Check there, they blow out, then something is up. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:13 | Link to Comment pods
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On the bright side, we won't have to worry about further issuance of swaps?

pods

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:24 | Link to Comment chump666
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Sarkozy on wires acting like the madman he is clamining the ESFS will be three times leveraged, i dunno whats that 3trillion?

What an idoit, now French and Germany borrowing costs go up as he goes to meet with Chinese PM...um french dude, seen iron ore prices lately? They are collpasing! That would seem that China is looking pretty screwed.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:39 | Link to Comment knukles
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(maniacal laughter)

thought balloon: (just getting fucking worse by the hour.)

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:40 | Link to Comment Iam_Silverman
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"ISDA is the body that determines if an event is a credit default."

That is correct.  Also, take a close look at who sits on the determination committee!  In the case of the EFH re-issuance (pseudo-default) the largest stakeholders turned one of the smaller guys into a bagholder..  Of course they would vote no - they may have even written some of the CDS covering the EFH bonds (rumored).

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:50 | Link to Comment Wannabee
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kito,

Remember, wer'e playing Calvinball. Credit event is an event until it isn't

http://www.bartel.org/calvinball/

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:12 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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right. a credit event is only a credit event if it benefits the right set of people. heads they win, tails we lose.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Dr Zaius
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Yep, sounds like Calvinball.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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So tomorrow will be:

.

Share
Holders
In
Terror?
!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:39 | Link to Comment navy62802
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Just in time for Halloween too! Get the popcorn ready. If this report of a deal is true, the show has only just begun. Sit back, relax and enjoy!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment Ciliano
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Whoa that eurusd spike while I was in the bathroom hit my entry limit sale pretty much exactly

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment Threeggg
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So, just a haircut and "No"-triggering of the CDO's and CDS's ?

No default ?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Louis XVI did not consider his haircut a default.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bastille-day.com/media/louis-...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:42 | Link to Comment knukles
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nor Samson

or Custer

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:33 | Link to Comment chump666
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Exactly, plus banks will start to drive funds out of the PIIGS/EZ.  Nice.  Bet is on Greece leaves, then Italy, then Spain etc.  Bund/PIIGs spreads should widen on this after knee jerk buying will turn to selling.

Look forward to S&P credit default on Greece.  C'mon Europe time to face the chaos

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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Wait wait wait

 

Does this mean that bank-owned Greek bonds get a different haircut (and so they can remain solvent)???

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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50% Haircut does not apply to ECB holdings of Greek bonds

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment pods
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Hasn't everyone in Europe puked their Greek bonds to the ECB already?

pods

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment JSchroe
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Buying Opportunity

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment jcaz
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This works... Until Nov 1.....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:35 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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a step in the right direction in my opinion

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:35 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Tut, tut, a precident has been set... who the f**k would now pay 100% of their debt back with interest, when they can hold out for a nice 50% reduction at the very least.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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people that want to borrow money ever again at low rates

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Iam_Silverman
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"people that want to borrow money ever again at any rate"

There, fixed it for ya'.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Dr Zaius
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These people have no concept of "moral hazard".

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:35 | Link to Comment Gene8696
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I did it... By shorting S&P today...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Christoph830
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Sell the news!

Italy's pathetic austerity package finally makes sense now.  Why implement true austerity when you can just ask for a 50% or more haircut?!???

BRILLIANT

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Seems like bunga-bunga cavalieri ain't such a dumbshit after all!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:46 | Link to Comment bxy
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I traded on the CBOE from 1994 - 2001 and I thought the firms manipulated and fucked with things....it is now 100x worse.....The entire market is now complete bullshit....Hedge fund, Cyborg chaos.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment treasurefish
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EXACTLY 100 years ago, there was a Tyler Durden, but his name was Alfred Owen Crozier.

There was also a William Banzai.  His name is lost to history, but his artwork remains!!!!

 

http://books.google.com/books?id=qSs5AAAAMAAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:55 | Link to Comment Bring the Gold
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Wow, what a find treasure fish and it's free to download. That book might as well have been written by Nostradamous. The person knew exactly what has happened 100 years in advance, amazing.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment deebee
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So you think the PIIS's will sell their CDS to qualify the need for a bailout, and then use state assets to guarantee debt instead, screwing tax payers locally and abroad (and, indirectly, the entire financial system)?
Sounds terrible, I don't believe they'll do something like that, would they?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment RebelYell
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It is such a great time to be alive, to be tuned into ZH, to be in cash and PMs, and to have a glorious family!

This is better than a new season of The Walking Dead!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:13 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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just watched the first season on Netflix, pretty good

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment vote_libertaria...
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This is 50% for the privately held bonds (I think). So it wouldn't wipe out the ECB, etc..

So it may not be as much of a reset as it sounds.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:38 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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Bloomberg Asia just now

"There's a plan in place to help the Banks shoulder the haircut and that's what's important John"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Dr Zaius
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Given the recent demonstrations around the world, how can such a plan to bailout the banks yet again be politically possible?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Bring the Gold
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I think you are still falling for that "Democracy" and "Representative Government" lie. The banks run everything and if people go really nuts it WILL be tanks in the streets time.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:58 | Link to Comment Bring the Gold
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And don't forget the follow up story:

 

"In an unrelated note, government issued personal defense lubricant budgets for taxpayers has been cut as part of the Austerity package."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:41 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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i guess when they asked greece to come back, they meant it to go away

sell on the news

jmo

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