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The Federal Reserve: proudly creating checkpoint police jobs since 1913.

 


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Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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I do not like this.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:31 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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Don't worry, I think it's just a doughnut shop, a very secretive doughnut shop. 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Roy Bush
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I must say, it does make sense seeing that these are the people who really rule the world.  They should pull the guards off of White House and Congressional Duty.

All hail the unelected central planners!  

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:46 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Law enforcement, now that's a JOKE for you

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:57 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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No worries, if you are detained there is plenty of room where they used to keep the gold.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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This checkpoint is nothing more than window dressing. Don't be fooled about their real power. They already control the military, a few three letter agencies, a few bullshit countries that have natural resources, and a bunch of foreign central banks.

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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What. The. Fuck. Since when does the fucking Federal Reserve have its own fucking police force???

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:44 | Link to Comment machineh
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The Federal Reserve police protect the Fedsters from the Secret Service, which is charged with apprehending counterfeiters.

They sure ain't there to protect the tungsten gold bars in the basement, LOL!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Offthebeach
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"Hello, Secret Service? "
" Yes, how may we help you?"
"I'd like to report a gang of counterfeiters, located at ( insert your local FedBank here.)"

( await SWAT team to secure your suicide by 5.56mm/12ga/9mm self inflicted wounds in your room with the still creased from package's NAZI flags pinned to the walls around your body,etc.)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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How to handle checkpoints: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCXzqgD99o

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Gold Standard, convert the debt to a surplus in about 15 minutes. Fire all the Bankers, Politicians, Judges, Lawyers, Building Dept, Soldiers, Cops and dishonest Doctors. Real Transparency, Real accountability.

Alright, next question, raise your hand...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment JeffB
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But did you see what they did to the Baptist pastor for doing that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUzd7G875Hc

Welcome to Amerika! Rights? You don't need no stinkin' rights!

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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Since 1913, nothing to see here, move along.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_Police

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Grinder74
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This says it all: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:17 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Yeah, my first reaction to this was "What, you guys didn't know the federal reserve has police?  Everyone has their own police now."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment BigJim
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From USPOLICE.COM:

"Upon being hired, each officer must complete training at a district Federal Reserve Police Academy. Along with this, they must also be sworn in as a United States Federal Reserve Police officer."

I'm just imagining what that oath must be like... "I swear to uphold the fraud that is fractional reserve banking, to do everything in my power to weaken the purchasing power of the US dollar, to target cars with Ron Paul bumper stickers with parking tickets, to..."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Offthebeach
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I thought the Federal Vampire Reserve was "private"? Were'd they get state police powers?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Grinder74
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Probably the same place railroads got theirs. 

What's really the problem is this little nugget from Wikipedia: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:42 | Link to Comment smiler03
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And Campus Police (to beat up Occupy protestors?)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Law97
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So *that's* why I always get parking tickets when I am in New York.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 00:11 | Link to Comment putaipan
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gives whole new meaning to the central scrutinizers' constant reminder to the message- "the white zone is for loading and unloading only"

(and a big greenie to whoever had the geitner get smart visualization)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Old Timer
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Paul Blart, Fed Cop. Don't Mess with his Fed Bank lobby! At least not until he gets to retire at age 50 with 90% pay and free health care for life.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment daily bread
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Isn't it clear that the Bernank needs Secret Service protection?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:04 | Link to Comment SheepRevolution
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Not anyone can stop Bernanke from destroying himself.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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U.S. Federal Reserve Police. Est. 2001:

http://uspolice.com/united-states-federal-reserve-police

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:49 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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Registrant:
Jason Abend
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: USPOLICE.COM
Created on: 06-Feb-00
Expires on: 06-Feb-13
Last Updated on: 07-Feb-12

Administrative Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

Technical Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment ExpendableOne
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Is this a false name???

"abend" == Abnormal End

As a reference, see any old Novell networking guide or mainframe error list.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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That's what I thought too. Any IBM mainframe guy knows about ABENDs.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment smiler03
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Operation Exception - 0C4

Data Exception - 0C7

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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Probably, the guy is providing a useful informational service for those of us who want to know exactly what we're up against. Look how many different kinds of federal police we have:

http://uspolice.com/agencies

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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They're all one big, happy family. Check out his wifey's resume:

 

 

Managing Director at BNY Mellon

Greater New York City Area Financial Services

 

Past

Senior Inter-agency at Federal Reserve Board

Deputy Assistant Secretary at U.S. Department of the Treasury

Director at U.S. Department of the Treasury

 

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:15 | Link to Comment Grinder74
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Library of Congress Police??  Seriously??????????????????

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:01 | Link to Comment grunk
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Overdue books. They're REALLY cracking down.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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So this is a "fake" site ?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:13 | Link to Comment lemonobrien
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Its a site run by the CIA; as an initial filter to track those interested in Law Enforcement; or have grudges against.

If you visit/comment on zerohedge already; don't worries, you'll be rounded up first. And if you live outside the US, you'll get the privilege of riding in a black, unmarked, helicopter.

 

i love americas, i loves the NSA, CIA, FED :) 

 

it's all good baby, I was doing initial recon for ya, check'n the site out.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment piceridu
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Ok fine, fine, fake police....but who pays the their bill? Oh the irony...we go to work everday and part of the extortion we pay in taxes pays for this?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment piceridu
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Sorry, it just hit me...we borrow from the FED at interest to pay for this...fucking hilarious!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Wait, you can print doughnuts?

I guess that's one way of monetizing the fat.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 21:35 | Link to Comment ForTheWorld
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3D printing really is amazing. You can even print guns with it, so donuts aren't a problem.

A complete police force in a box!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment The Wizard of Oz
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VE VANT YOUR GOLD BITCHEZ!!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:40 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Don't worry, Hilsenrath gets his own private door...it spins.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment vmromk
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The only way the pain will end is to do away with the Bernank.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:42 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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The only way the pain will end is to do away with the The State.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Conrad Murray, are you the latest incarnation of Murray Rothbard? If so, then God love you. The rest of us do.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Gene Parmesan
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What the hell is that?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment drbill
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Yes indeed! What the hell is that? Almost looks like an ATM?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:35 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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Did Willy B. approve this? I dont see his stamp of approval

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment saturn
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Nope. But Linda Green surely did!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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No...but Wile E. did.

That's Wile E. Coyote. (Overconfidentii Vulgaris)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsD-sePT3tY

 

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment CClarity
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A bus stop.  Protects waiting riders from the rain but not the economic shit storm of fiat when control is lost and debt saturation is complete.  Bus stop will sink in the quick sand and the Federal Reserve will morph into a new configuration of elite control of what is left.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Papers please.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 00:15 | Link to Comment putaipan
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people lined up with wheelbarrows carting full fresh bound bales away

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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The Federal Reserve Roach Motel.

Your wealth can go in, but it can never come out.

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:31 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Seriously.  What and where is that?  Can I exchange FRNs for PMs at that booth?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment malikai
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I think that's where protests are exchanged for broken bones and jail time.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:35 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Ohhh you mean Free Speach Zones.  Nice. 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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I sure hope that U-Haul doesn't explode.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:09 | Link to Comment upWising
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PUSSY RIOT (a women's punk band and performance group in Moscow) is on trial in a Russian Court for "defamation" due to their 40-second performance damning Putin and the Russian Orthodox Church.

Follow this link to see the picture of the Proto-type Free Speech Zone destined to be rolled out any day in Murika:

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2012/08/08-3

Now THIS is a Nice Free Speech Zone Box.  A real Jobs Creator building these (unless they are outsourced to China).

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment BurningFuld
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Would you believe I just saw Maxwell Smart coming out of there?

OK...how about Ben Bernanke.

Would you believe it was Tim Geithner?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:45 | Link to Comment Nid
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Youuuu didn't seeeee anythiiiiing......

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Revamped Tardis.

Maybe Bennybux is going back to 2008 to fix it.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Standard Deviant
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That would be re-tardis

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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It's a closet.  Where they store all the really cool toys.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment pods
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Don't be alarmed, it is just a conditioning booth and the seal for another private police force.

pods

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:37 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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That's a tangible monument representing taxpayer money being spent to hire security and implement/build extensive security infrasture to protect a non-governmental entity that calls itself a bank.

But I'm sure the Fed has a pre-formulated bullet item list as to all the specific ways these expenses, after some lengthy and tortured analysis, don't end up costing taxpayers anything, just like they have bullet item lists that explain the ways that they both are and are not (depending on the topic, context, venue, [legal] forum and audience) a public or a private entity, depending on what particular answer furthers their goals, legal strategy, agenda on any given day...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment thecoloredsky
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Ihre papiere bitte...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Nid
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I sure hope they've got more than bullet-proof glass.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Blopper
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Where is the job application form?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Cthonic
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Just remember, his name is Robert Paulson.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment ReeferMac
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Amerika, Home of the Free, Land of the Brave!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Haager
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America, home of the Fed, land of brabery...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Land of the fleeced, home of the slave.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment Enceladus
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America... land of the home free of the brave

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment saturn
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Homeland of bitches.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:39 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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More like "Amercia: Home of the Greed, Land of the Slave"

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Haager
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A glimpse of the future...

I go back in time, taking the yellow brick road...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment AL_SWEARENGEN
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These are the many booths that will be installed around the country where you go to exchange your old 'greenbacks' for the new 'bluebacks' where $1000 old dollars = $1 new dollar.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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E-Square coming online. Skynet has become self aware in the form of the Federal Reserves sattelite 666 digi code technology. The beast has shown his mark.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Law97
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Fine.  As long as it's backed by gold.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment moskov
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The USA should just elect a Hitler right away so that they could save a huge amount of money from the future elections or whatever

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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America has already taken care of  that. Have you seen how may executive orders have been signed lately?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:33 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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We already have little Tin Horn Barry Soetero and a spineless gutless congress of flatulent cocksuckers

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:29 | Link to Comment doc_in_the_house
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spx @ 1403 = yaaaAAAWN !!

my avg spx futures SHORTS price = 1401 (1392, 1398, 1406) ..not yet profitable...BUT WILL BE MASSIVELY PROFITABLE.

my avg EUR shorts is 1.24 (1.237 + 1.2425)...its now @ 1.236 = slightly profitable..

wake me up when spx sub 1300 and eur sub 1.20 = cover b4 dead cat bounces then re-short and RIDE to sub 1100 and sub 1.10.

back to enjoying life. back to watching blues clues, and looney tunes with my 16 month old daughter for the next few hours b4 my swing shift begins in my choosen career.  NO i do not watch "financial news" = bunch of stupid cheerleaders, trying to get you to buy at the top and sell at the bottom.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Haager
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Whats the meaning using  fx-pairs with currencies that do both devaluate? Your wish won't be fulfilled that fast...

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:57 | Link to Comment DeFeralCat
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I am writing a major paper on attention deficit disorder and standardized testing but I keep losing my focus watching ZH headlines.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment doc_in_the_house
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"UNFORTUNATELY"

my "adhd" isn't as severe as those of STUPID DAYTRADERS's that live in a ONE MINUTE world.

by time spx drops to sub 1100 and eur to sub 1.10 within the next month..i will have spend 2 hours a week monitoring the casino..

and daytraders will make CRUMBS and monitor every second.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:29 | Link to Comment vinu02
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is this where printing press prints money ?

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:29 | Link to Comment WoodMizer
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Putting a shield on the logo and calling them police, does not make them public servants.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment sdmjake
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FedResPolice are legit and carry same power as fed officers as well as having some city and state powers where the Fed res banks are.

On October 12, 2010 President Barack Obama signed into law S.B. 1132 the "Law Enforcement Officers' Safety Act Improvements Act", which states that police officers and law enforcement officers of the Federal Reserve are "qualified law enforcement officers" and thus are authorized to carry a firearm off-duty. This update to the Law Enforcement Safety Act, among other aspects, clarified that Federal Law Enforcement Officers working for Amtrak and the Federal Reserve (not funded by Congress) are specifically granted the same rights as publicly funded law enforcement officers as it relates to off duty concealed carry.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment fuu
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Thanks Obama!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Obama is an abject, shameless puppet as are almost all in Congress.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment Grinder74
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+1 just for the avatar pic.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment pods
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Public servants, LOL.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:29 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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There's no need for Federal Reserve Police.  If someone steals the FRN's, the Bernank will just print more!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:30 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Looks like a new Manhattan apartment. A bargain at $3500 per month.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:31 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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USA USA USA 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:31 | Link to Comment l1b3rty
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Protecting and Serving Their Masters For 100 Years

Preventing Gold Bugs and Silver Fish From Restoring Monetary Sanity Since 1913

 

Failing Epically As p2p digital currencies destroy the financial systemmm...

http://silvervigilante.com

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment jjsilver
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For all those that still don't understand the Federal Reserve

http://www.federalreserve.gov/kids/

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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the Fed is a bank for other banks and a bank for the federal government. It was created to provide the nation with a safer, more flexible, and more stable monetary and financial system.

No wonder we grow up confused!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Are these the booths that homeland security "invested" in along with the 450 million rounds of ammo?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:34 | Link to Comment resurger
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Why so serious?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Introduce a little anarchy ......upset the established order.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment aleph0
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Did any one ever watch the now "deleted" Youtube Video :

Ben Bernanke Town Hall Meeting With Military Families At Fort Bliss Texas pt1

Bernanke promises "Special Financial Protection for Military families"

Shame the video is now deleted !

 

Just found a link here :

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xor1ho_ben-bernanke-town-hall-meeting-w...

Gets interesting after 5 minutes.

Part 5 : Servicewoman asks ... "It is often said that Wars can be good for the Economy"  :

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xor231_ben-bernanke-town-hall-meeting-w...

 

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment Phat Stax
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If you have never visited a Fed branch, it is now a cvery intimidating experience.  I worked in a southern Fed 1989-90 and the access to the building was easy - drive up in the circle out front any time.  This Fed has been undergoing renovations for over 10 years - it is now a fortress.  Visited for the first time 6 months ago since working there - my car entered a "dead man zone" - a German Shepherd sniffed all around my car completely, then I walked into a another holding area for metal detector and Q&A.  All of this was before ever setting foot into the actual fed building.  The guards are noticeably armed and protected.  I guess more post 9/11 stuff...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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I guess that proves they don't have anything good up their sleeves for the proles. You only get security like that when you are about to make some committed enemies. Buy gold and silver folks.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment OldE_Ant
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Please find out what the Federal Reserve Police as well as the checkpoints themselves are supposed to be for.  

thanks!

To my mind since the Federal Reserve is a private entity/corporation they have zero jurisdictional zones except their own property (maybe it's for all the MBSs they own now).   If one of these guys tries to get between me and my liberty and persuit of happiness I'm going to tell him to go back and fondle himself in his 'checkpoint' because that's all he has the 'right' to do.

End of Line

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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It may be nothing, but there's three large unmarked black vans and a couple of black stealth

helicopters heading your way for posting that photo.

 

Just don't open the door if they knock on the door saying "pizza delivery"

 

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Remington IV
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Better hide your Catcher in the Rye books

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment strongband
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It's Box from logans run.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:40 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Tear it down. Tear it all down.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Ted Baker
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WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL AMERICANS WITHDRAW THEIR MONEY FROM THE BANKS, STORE IT UNDER THE MATTRESS AND STOP SPENDING WITH CREDIT CARDS...?? THAT WILL BE FUN

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Relax FiSHeS, a Checkpoint is just a place where they pointedly make sure your check will clear.

Right?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment penexpers
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If only it were a medical marijuana dispensary... it sure does like one. A very federalized and secretive one.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Colonial Intent
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When the operation of the machine becomes so odious that you can't take part,you've got to put your bodies upon the gears;you got to make it stop.Indicate to the people who run it that unless you're free the machine will be prevented from working at all

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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Is that Checkpoint Charlie?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Checkpoint Shalom.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment debtor of last ...
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I was there. They told me through a speaker: bent over and open your mouth, there's two of us. Than they pulled my creditcard and made me another 10 grand of debt. They gave me a weird tattoo of some pyramid with an eye on top, a food coupon for FemaFunParcs and threw me out the backdoor. Strange country.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment dannynewmexico
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its getting to be the time to stand up or spend the rest of your life

on your knees

 

 

 

survivingsurvivalism.com

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment lesterbegood
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Americans who will stand up for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are most welcome here:

http://republicfortheunitedstates.org

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Checkpoint? Are they preparing for restricted movement? The only other place I have seen similar shacks is overseas in limited travel areas.

Molon Labe. 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Apeman
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glass + bat = ... ?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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= broken bat and tazed? Just guessing..

Ride the Lightning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUeRE7GIm10

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment UGrev
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Dudes.. chill.. it's where TeH Bernank goes to change into his superhero outfit.. sheesh!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Is that a cash for gold vendor?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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"No Goyim Beyond this Checkpoint"

"Please have your Israeli Passport in hand"

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Brokenarrow
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Why does an innocous, harmless govt agencey need police protection?

My hope..............is....................to not have to post bail for what I think.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment lesterbegood
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First of all, the FED is not a Republic! It is a foreign privately owned joint stock corporation. The USA is also a private foreign corporation. As are the STATES, COUNTIES, CITIES and TOWNS. Research these entities on Manta.com or Dun & Bradstreet and you will see that this so.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment MrMorden
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Trained at a "district Federal Reserve Police Academy".  OMG my head just exploded.  What insanity is this?!?  Maybe they can get the Fed districts to line of with the FEMA zones.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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Constitutionally-legitimate Treasury Notes are about to make a roaring comback, after the MASS ARRESTS and the dissolution of the FED. The little guys are going to get a 1:1 exchange and the banksters and paper billionaires are going to get pennies on the FRN and prison time... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Richard Head
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Has anyone seen the rent-a-cops patrolling the Marriner Eccles building in DC?  They are heavily armed.  Every time I go past, I realize they will need those weapons if the idiot public ever realizes how the Fed scum are screwing us all.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Cthonic
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They aren't rent-a-cops, they have full blown federal law enforcement authority.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Doug997
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Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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This is a joke, right?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:41 | Link to Comment machineh
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Yes.

The joke's on us.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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"To Profit and Screw"

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Oldrepublic
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utilitatem et raptus

any latin scholars around?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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So does this mean the Federal Reserve, and its properties, is basically its own sovereign state (like D.C.)?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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So does this mean the Federal Reserve, and its properties, is basically its own sovereign state (like D.C.)?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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operation mayhem anyone?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:03 | Link to Comment trilliontroll
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The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli CHAPTER XVI

 

"

...

And of that which is neither yours nor your subjects' you can be a ready giver, as were Cyrus, Caesar, and Alexander; because it does not take away your reputation if you squander that of others, but adds to it; it is only squandering your own that injures you.

And there is nothing wastes so rapidly as liberality, for even whilst you exercise it you lose the power to do so, and so become either poor or despised, or else, in avoiding poverty, rapacious and hated. And a prince should guard himself, above all things, against being despised and hated; and liberality leads you to both. Therefore it is wiser to have a reputation for meanness which brings reproach without hatred, than to be compelled through seeking a reputation for liberality to incur a name for rapacity which begets reproach with hatred.

..."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:04 | Link to Comment viahj
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it's a private entity which has been given (taken) federal enforcement allowances yet are not accountable to the federal government.

sounds a little fascist

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Antifaschistische
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These checkpoints are to make sure you don't go out the front door with a single DOLLAR because the trucks (literally) are at the back door sending the counterfeit dollars to JPM, GS, BofA, misc International Destinations, etc..

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Remington IV
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Give a machine gun to a monkey

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Darkness
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Ben B and I are going to blow some of that money this weekend. BOTTLES AND MODELS. 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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what is that guy haulin??   better bring him in

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Remington IV
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so absurd on so many levels ... sploink

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment A is A
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So much for being independent of the monopoly on the initiation of force aka the government... How the hell does an "independent" agency have a police force??????????? All hail the kleptocrats!!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:03 | Link to Comment alfred b.
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    Federal Reserve police???   ....seems to me like a whole lot of manpower and ammo just to keep Ron Paul at bay!

 

 

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