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Tyler Durden's picture

 

The Federal Reserve: proudly creating checkpoint police jobs since 1913.

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Seize Mars's picture

I do not like this.

SHEEPFUKKER's picture

Don't worry, I think it's just a doughnut shop, a very secretive doughnut shop. 

Roy Bush's picture

I must say, it does make sense seeing that these are the people who really rule the world.  They should pull the guards off of White House and Congressional Duty.

All hail the unelected central planners!  

engineertheeconomy's picture

Law enforcement, now that's a JOKE for you

WhyDoesItHurtWhen iPee's picture

No worries, if you are detained there is plenty of room where they used to keep the gold.

Careless Whisper's picture

This checkpoint is nothing more than window dressing. Don't be fooled about their real power. They already control the military, a few three letter agencies, a few bullshit countries that have natural resources, and a bunch of foreign central banks.

 

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

What. The. Fuck. Since when does the fucking Federal Reserve have its own fucking police force???

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

machineh's picture

The Federal Reserve police protect the Fedsters from the Secret Service, which is charged with apprehending counterfeiters.

They sure ain't there to protect the tungsten gold bars in the basement, LOL!

Offthebeach's picture

"Hello, Secret Service? "
" Yes, how may we help you?"
"I'd like to report a gang of counterfeiters, located at ( insert your local FedBank here.)"

( await SWAT team to secure your suicide by 5.56mm/12ga/9mm self inflicted wounds in your room with the still creased from package's NAZI flags pinned to the walls around your body,etc.)

engineertheeconomy's picture

Gold Standard, convert the debt to a surplus in about 15 minutes. Fire all the Bankers, Politicians, Judges, Lawyers, Building Dept, Soldiers, Cops and dishonest Doctors. Real Transparency, Real accountability.

Alright, next question, raise your hand...

JeffB's picture

But did you see what they did to the Baptist pastor for doing that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUzd7G875Hc

Welcome to Amerika! Rights? You don't need no stinkin' rights!

 

Grinder74's picture

This says it all: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

SWRichmond's picture

Yeah, my first reaction to this was "What, you guys didn't know the federal reserve has police?  Everyone has their own police now."

BigJim's picture

From USPOLICE.COM:

"Upon being hired, each officer must complete training at a district Federal Reserve Police Academy. Along with this, they must also be sworn in as a United States Federal Reserve Police officer."

I'm just imagining what that oath must be like... "I swear to uphold the fraud that is fractional reserve banking, to do everything in my power to weaken the purchasing power of the US dollar, to target cars with Ron Paul bumper stickers with parking tickets, to..."

Offthebeach's picture

I thought the Federal Vampire Reserve was "private"? Were'd they get state police powers?

Grinder74's picture

Probably the same place railroads got theirs. 

What's really the problem is this little nugget from Wikipedia: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

smiler03's picture

And Campus Police (to beat up Occupy protestors?)

Law97's picture

So *that's* why I always get parking tickets when I am in New York.

putaipan's picture

gives whole new meaning to the central scrutinizers' constant reminder to the message- "the white zone is for loading and unloading only"

(and a big greenie to whoever had the geitner get smart visualization)

Old Timer's picture

Paul Blart, Fed Cop. Don't Mess with his Fed Bank lobby! At least not until he gets to retire at age 50 with 90% pay and free health care for life.

daily bread's picture

Isn't it clear that the Bernank needs Secret Service protection?

SheepRevolution's picture

Not anyone can stop Bernanke from destroying himself.

Conrad Murray's picture

Registrant:
Jason Abend
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: USPOLICE.COM
Created on: 06-Feb-00
Expires on: 06-Feb-13
Last Updated on: 07-Feb-12

Administrative Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

Technical Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

ExpendableOne's picture

Is this a false name???

"abend" == Abnormal End

As a reference, see any old Novell networking guide or mainframe error list.

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

That's what I thought too. Any IBM mainframe guy knows about ABENDs.

smiler03's picture

Operation Exception - 0C4

Data Exception - 0C7

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Probably, the guy is providing a useful informational service for those of us who want to know exactly what we're up against. Look how many different kinds of federal police we have:

http://uspolice.com/agencies

 

Sancho Ponzi's picture

 

They're all one big, happy family. Check out his wifey's resume:

 

 

Managing Director at BNY Mellon

Greater New York City Area Financial Services

 

Past

Senior Inter-agency at Federal Reserve Board

Deputy Assistant Secretary at U.S. Department of the Treasury

Director at U.S. Department of the Treasury

 

 

Grinder74's picture

Library of Congress Police??  Seriously??????????????????

grunk's picture

Overdue books. They're REALLY cracking down.

lemonobrien's picture

Its a site run by the CIA; as an initial filter to track those interested in Law Enforcement; or have grudges against.

If you visit/comment on zerohedge already; don't worries, you'll be rounded up first. And if you live outside the US, you'll get the privilege of riding in a black, unmarked, helicopter.

 

i love americas, i loves the NSA, CIA, FED :) 

 

it's all good baby, I was doing initial recon for ya, check'n the site out.

piceridu's picture

Ok fine, fine, fake police....but who pays the their bill? Oh the irony...we go to work everday and part of the extortion we pay in taxes pays for this?

piceridu's picture

Sorry, it just hit me...we borrow from the FED at interest to pay for this...fucking hilarious!

Shizzmoney's picture

Wait, you can print doughnuts?

I guess that's one way of monetizing the fat.

ForTheWorld's picture

3D printing really is amazing. You can even print guns with it, so donuts aren't a problem.

A complete police force in a box!

The Wizard of Oz's picture

VE VANT YOUR GOLD BITCHEZ!!!!

LongSoupLine's picture

 

 

Don't worry, Hilsenrath gets his own private door...it spins.

vmromk's picture

The only way the pain will end is to do away with the Bernank.

Conrad Murray's picture

The only way the pain will end is to do away with the The State.

HoofHearted's picture

Conrad Murray, are you the latest incarnation of Murray Rothbard? If so, then God love you. The rest of us do.

Gene Parmesan's picture

What the hell is that?

drbill's picture

Yes indeed! What the hell is that? Almost looks like an ATM?

LouisDega's picture

Did Willy B. approve this? I dont see his stamp of approval

saturn's picture

Nope. But Linda Green surely did!