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The Federal Reserve: proudly creating checkpoint police jobs since 1913.

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Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:26 | 2687738 Seize Mars
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I do not like this.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:31 | 2687777 SHEEPFUKKER
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Don't worry, I think it's just a doughnut shop, a very secretive doughnut shop. 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:34 | 2687799 Roy Bush
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I must say, it does make sense seeing that these are the people who really rule the world.  They should pull the guards off of White House and Congressional Duty.

All hail the unelected central planners!  

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:46 | 2687844 engineertheeconomy
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Law enforcement, now that's a JOKE for you

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:57 | 2687882 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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No worries, if you are detained there is plenty of room where they used to keep the gold.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:02 | 2687894 Careless Whisper
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This checkpoint is nothing more than window dressing. Don't be fooled about their real power. They already control the military, a few three letter agencies, a few bullshit countries that have natural resources, and a bunch of foreign central banks.

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:05 | 2687901 Buckaroo Banzai
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What. The. Fuck. Since when does the fucking Federal Reserve have its own fucking police force???

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:44 | 2688033 machineh
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The Federal Reserve police protect the Fedsters from the Secret Service, which is charged with apprehending counterfeiters.

They sure ain't there to protect the tungsten gold bars in the basement, LOL!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:00 | 2688078 Offthebeach
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"Hello, Secret Service? "
" Yes, how may we help you?"
"I'd like to report a gang of counterfeiters, located at ( insert your local FedBank here.)"

( await SWAT team to secure your suicide by 5.56mm/12ga/9mm self inflicted wounds in your room with the still creased from package's NAZI flags pinned to the walls around your body,etc.)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:18 | 2688397 Pladizow
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How to handle checkpoints: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCXzqgD99o

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 15:11 | 2688595 engineertheeconomy
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Gold Standard, convert the debt to a surplus in about 15 minutes. Fire all the Bankers, Politicians, Judges, Lawyers, Building Dept, Soldiers, Cops and dishonest Doctors. Real Transparency, Real accountability.

Alright, next question, raise your hand...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 19:58 | 2689428 JeffB
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But did you see what they did to the Baptist pastor for doing that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUzd7G875Hc

Welcome to Amerika! Rights? You don't need no stinkin' rights!

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | 2688047 Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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Since 1913, nothing to see here, move along.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_Police

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:11 | 2688128 Grinder74
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This says it all: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:17 | 2688154 SWRichmond
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Yeah, my first reaction to this was "What, you guys didn't know the federal reserve has police?  Everyone has their own police now."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:52 | 2688057 BigJim
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From USPOLICE.COM:

"Upon being hired, each officer must complete training at a district Federal Reserve Police Academy. Along with this, they must also be sworn in as a United States Federal Reserve Police officer."

I'm just imagining what that oath must be like... "I swear to uphold the fraud that is fractional reserve banking, to do everything in my power to weaken the purchasing power of the US dollar, to target cars with Ron Paul bumper stickers with parking tickets, to..."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:05 | 2688100 Offthebeach
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I thought the Federal Vampire Reserve was "private"? Were'd they get state police powers?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:12 | 2688131 Grinder74
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Probably the same place railroads got theirs. 

What's really the problem is this little nugget from Wikipedia: "Prior to designation as Federal Law Enforcement Officers, system protection personnel operated as protection or special police officers in their respective states and were almost exclusively regulated to exercising authority on Federal Reserve Property. Following the passage of updated legislation by Congress after 9/11 that designated Federal Law Enforcement Authority to system officers, authority now extends to wherever a Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officer is performing official duties, whether in uniform or on a plain clothes assignment."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:42 | 2688265 smiler03
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And Campus Police (to beat up Occupy protestors?)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:17 | 2688393 Law97
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So *that's* why I always get parking tickets when I am in New York.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 00:11 | 2690054 putaipan
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gives whole new meaning to the central scrutinizers' constant reminder to the message- "the white zone is for loading and unloading only"

(and a big greenie to whoever had the geitner get smart visualization)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 16:47 | 2688945 Old Timer
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Paul Blart, Fed Cop. Don't Mess with his Fed Bank lobby! At least not until he gets to retire at age 50 with 90% pay and free health care for life.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:53 | 2687865 daily bread
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Isn't it clear that the Bernank needs Secret Service protection?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:04 | 2688348 SheepRevolution
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Not anyone can stop Bernanke from destroying himself.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | 2687802 Tippoo Sultan
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U.S. Federal Reserve Police. Est. 2001:

http://uspolice.com/united-states-federal-reserve-police

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:49 | 2687851 Conrad Murray
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Registrant:
Jason Abend
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: USPOLICE.COM
Created on: 06-Feb-00
Expires on: 06-Feb-13
Last Updated on: 07-Feb-12

Administrative Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

Technical Contact:
Abend, Jason ci1811@yahoo.com
PO Box 17132
Arlington, VA 22216
United States
+1.7035551212

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:01 | 2687890 ExpendableOne
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Is this a false name???

"abend" == Abnormal End

As a reference, see any old Novell networking guide or mainframe error list.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:05 | 2687903 Ralph Spoilsport
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That's what I thought too. Any IBM mainframe guy knows about ABENDs.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:44 | 2688269 smiler03
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Operation Exception - 0C4

Data Exception - 0C7

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:09 | 2687914 Buckaroo Banzai
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Probably, the guy is providing a useful informational service for those of us who want to know exactly what we're up against. Look how many different kinds of federal police we have:

http://uspolice.com/agencies

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:36 | 2688000 Sancho Ponzi
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They're all one big, happy family. Check out his wifey's resume:

 

 

Managing Director at BNY Mellon

Greater New York City Area Financial Services

 

Past

Senior Inter-agency at Federal Reserve Board

Deputy Assistant Secretary at U.S. Department of the Treasury

Director at U.S. Department of the Treasury

 

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:15 | 2688142 Grinder74
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Library of Congress Police??  Seriously??????????????????

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:01 | 2688334 grunk
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Overdue books. They're REALLY cracking down.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:47 | 2687967 Tippoo Sultan
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So this is a "fake" site ?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 13:13 | 2688133 lemonobrien
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Its a site run by the CIA; as an initial filter to track those interested in Law Enforcement; or have grudges against.

If you visit/comment on zerohedge already; don't worries, you'll be rounded up first. And if you live outside the US, you'll get the privilege of riding in a black, unmarked, helicopter.

 

i love americas, i loves the NSA, CIA, FED :) 

 

it's all good baby, I was doing initial recon for ya, check'n the site out.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:15 | 2687929 piceridu
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Ok fine, fine, fake police....but who pays the their bill? Oh the irony...we go to work everday and part of the extortion we pay in taxes pays for this?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:17 | 2687947 piceridu
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Sorry, it just hit me...we borrow from the FED at interest to pay for this...fucking hilarious!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:36 | 2688005 Shizzmoney
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Wait, you can print doughnuts?

I guess that's one way of monetizing the fat.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 21:35 | 2689655 ForTheWorld
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3D printing really is amazing. You can even print guns with it, so donuts aren't a problem.

A complete police force in a box!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:36 | 2687809 The Wizard of Oz
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VE VANT YOUR GOLD BITCHEZ!!!!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:40 | 2687821 LongSoupLine
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Don't worry, Hilsenrath gets his own private door...it spins.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:27 | 2687739 vmromk
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The only way the pain will end is to do away with the Bernank.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:42 | 2687829 Conrad Murray
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The only way the pain will end is to do away with the The State.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:51 | 2687863 HoofHearted
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Conrad Murray, are you the latest incarnation of Murray Rothbard? If so, then God love you. The rest of us do.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:26 | 2687742 Gene Parmesan
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What the hell is that?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:30 | 2687767 drbill
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Yes indeed! What the hell is that? Almost looks like an ATM?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:35 | 2687795 LouisDega
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Did Willy B. approve this? I dont see his stamp of approval

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:41 | 2687824 saturn
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Nope. But Linda Green surely did!

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