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Welcome To The Republic Of Federal Reserve. Please Present Your Papers

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The Federal Reserve: proudly creating checkpoint police jobs since 1913.

 

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Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:26 | 2688422 Moe Howard
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He's pretty spry, he rides a bike alot. And he was in the Air Force back in the 1960's.

He has those pron watchers there scared.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:38 | 2688461 alfred b.
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   Thanks friend but I think that RP is great, fights the right war and I know that he's in great shape too....I was just being sarcastic on how the secretive and fraudulent fed would use overkill to keep away our knight in gold-plated armour.

    Best to you.

 

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:18 | 2688396 Fix It Again Timmy
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What's the surprise about this?  Money can buy you ANYTHING!  That bears repeating: Money can buy you ANYTHING!  If you can think it and can afford it, it's YOURS......

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 14:40 | 2688474 Oldrepublic
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 15:18 | 2688616 Catullus
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Their guns fire imaginary 1s and 0s at you.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 21:19 | 2689615 tony bonn
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yes, i very private agency in the firm control of the rockefeller axis of evil has police powers....fuck you assholes

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 19:40 | 2692543 ZeroAvatar
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"Help Wanted"

 

Federal Reserve Law Enforcement

 

Qualifications:

-IQ of 85 or less

-6' Tall or Higher

-High School Education Maximum allowable

-Must be able to follow orders

 

Please answer the following questions:                                     Yes      No

Do you have any problems shooting your fellow citizens?

Do you have prior military service?

Are you brainwashe   do you believe in 'God'?

List your favorite TV programs, maximum (10)

How low do your knuckles actually hang?

Mouthbreath much?

What size BDU's do you wear?

When was the last time you actually READ a book?  (In years, please)

 

Repeat the following mantra:  Freedom, Freedom, Freedom,

America, America, America,   Iran is Bad, Iran is Bad, Old people suck,

down with protestors, Obey, Obey, Obey, I love my President.

 

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