"We're Going To Need A Bigger Flowchart": Presenting The Schematic Of Part 1 Of The European Endgame

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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:39 | 1712533 Gubbmint Cheese
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"We gonna need more wax..."

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:41 | 1712545 Mec-sick-o
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Petrol jelly...

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:46 | 1712585 shazbotz
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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:47 | 1712592 prains
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billy glide

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:49 | 1712736 Habspurg
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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 20:10 | 1713383 Phil Free
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Is that when a billy club is used?


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:47 | 1712591 Deadpool
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KY when speaking of Greece, please.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 20:12 | 1713388 Phil Free
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Kay.  Why?


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:48 | 1712603 CharlieSDT
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They left off the bottom part of the flowchart where we take gold bars to Greece and buy cheap vacation homes and pick up hot Greek girls for pennies on the dollar.



Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:59 | 1712652 slewie the pi-rat
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(paste) "In this context, it becomes all too obvious why stocks are surging..."

L0L!!!  suuuure it does!

if tyler doesn't recognize rothschild bankster propaganda and false dichotomies when he sees them, via the BBC, don't blame slewie, ok?

at this point even tyler must see that either: the failures get "recapitalized again" by the goobermints & their people, so the NWO can cantinue to use them, until the next "systemic failure" to continue to plunder all non-fascist personal wealth

or:  they are "allowed" to F-A-I-L

we see from the BBC that this is only about greece~~~what a fuking joke!!!  some here knew way last SPRING greece was outa "good" choices, and needed to default and get it fuking over with 

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:09 | 1712700 SheepDog-One
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'It becomes all too obvious why stocks are surging'

Well of course! Got to have SOME rumor to support surging stocks today!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:41 | 1712544 boom goes the d...
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Somebody please light this fucking fuse already and let's go.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:43 | 1712561 CapitalistRock
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The fuse was lit whe the euro was created.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:46 | 1712588 achmachat
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No. The fuse was lit when the greeks LIED about their finances to join the Euro.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:48 | 1712595 narapoiddyslexia
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And the lie was facilitated by Goldman Sachs...

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:48 | 1712598 Deadpool
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NO No, when Goldman went in and sold them CDOs.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:10 | 1712712 Socrate
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No. The fuse was lit when the EU closed its eyes for greek's lies about their finances and let them join the €.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:28 | 1712773 Thisson
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No, the fuse was lit when they started accepting bankster FIATs instead of sound money.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:31 | 1712784 WonderDawg
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CR's right, the Euro was doomed to fail from the beginning. It was a bull market creation, fostered by rising worldwide optimism. We're in a bear market now, and the prevailing winds have shifted. Declining optimism will devolve into outright pessimism. Hope is turning to doubt, which turns to fear, which turns to panic. Previous disputes, buried during the bull market feelings of goodwill, will rise again to the surface. The Euro is in the terminal stages. Fractures are growing, implosion is imminent.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 23:17 | 1713739 Clearly_Irrational
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CapitalistRock is correct, the Euro design was flawed from the beginning.  Greece's financial mis-representation just brought about the end more swiftly.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:44 | 1712580 s2man
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yeah, the slow motion death is killing me.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:50 | 1712613 tekhneek
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Be careful what you wish for.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:22 | 1712751 AbelCatalyst
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I agree!  I believe endgame #1, #2, #3, and #4 all lead to #5 (it just takes a little longer to get there)?  

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:41 | 1712547 the not so migh...
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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:42 | 1712549 Josh Randall
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Speaking of big flowcharts, I've got one for ya ECB...

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:42 | 1712554 Forgiven
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Proposed name change:  The European Union - shortened to Euron...short, sweet, accurate.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:43 | 1712571 Tyler Durden
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+ Chewco

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 02:31 | 1713918 Tapeworm
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Back in the last decade of 1998 or thereabouts the once serious site of Kitco's board discussed the derivatives that allowed the PIIGS to get into the Euro. It was not at all a big secret back then.

 I still have a winning bet from thirteen years ago with a lady that is numero uno in "human resources" for a very large private company that the Euro zone would do just what it is doing. She has unlimited faith in pols and cannot imagine that they are simple maggots that work for the plunderbund.

 We will see.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:42 | 1712559 Ancona
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I vote for riots. You 'gotta love that riot dog!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:46 | 1712586 baby_BLYTHE
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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:50 | 1712612 Josh Randall
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Riot Dog is the Honey Badger of our time


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:43 | 1712566 Things that go bump
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I'll take moral hazard for 200, Alex.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:08 | 1712697 lapedochild
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Me too. I can not imahine IMF not dispensing the $. They would thereby trigger a default

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:46 | 1712568 FLUSA.com
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Ooops sorry about the double post

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:44 | 1712575 FLUSA.com
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"No need for you people in the US to worry about Europe"  ---Adolph Hitler

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:46 | 1712584 baby_BLYTHE
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he was correct. It was totally unnessary for the US to get involved at all in that conflict.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:51 | 1712616 prains
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he was correct. It was totally unnessary for the US to get involved at all in that conflict.


only if you thought having half the world run by a psychopath was cool.

Oh, sorry i forgot, you probably voted for dickie c and his amazing human sacrifice machine as well. because that was cool too?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 15:59 | 1712648 Peter K
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Yea, but the end result of the US getting involved was that half the world ended up being run by a psychopath. Uncle Joe anyone?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:20 | 1712745 prains
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Yea, but the end result of the US getting involved was that half the world ended up being run by a psychopath. Uncle Joe anyone?


by that logic then, stalin would not have had the same result with the US not being involved.( this is terribly boring and i apologize for this) but your history is wacked. Stalingrad had already been recaptured,the sixth army gone, and the nazis in full retreat before any allied forces landed in normandy. meaning, stalin was doing what he did best and was going to take berlin without US involvement (other than "lend/lease".) remember it was the americans who capitulated to stalins territorial demands, churchill wanted to kick his ass, but was overuled by guess who.

yawn, i know

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:29 | 1712783 Peter K
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Lend lease. Exacly. As to my history, it's just fine. But thanks for asking:)

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1713233 prains
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Lend lease. Exacly. As to my history, it's just fine. But thanks for asking:


takes blood to win a war, not cans of spam and vehicles that won't run in mud

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 04:57 | 1713961 zhandax
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only if you thought having half the world run by a psychopath was cool.

You prefer the 21st century version where a collusion of psychopaths run the world?  There is no turning back the clock....we are where we are and have to proceed from the point where we now find ourselves.  That promises to be a bumpy landing.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:43 | 1712852 NotApplicable
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Every single actor you mention was funded by Wall St.* Have you not heard of the oldest trick in the book?

"Let's you and him fight!"

Once you realize this is all contrived, those 'capitulations' lose all meaning.


*See Conjuring Hitler for details

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:06 | 1712685 Absalon
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Technically, Nazi Germany declared war on the United States.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 19:55 | 1713341 Phil Free
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Yes;  Hitler's Germany declared war on the 'neutral' U.S. on December 11, 1941.


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:13 | 1712723 the not so migh...
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Baby is right; 1 year after the Federal Reserve was established we started to have world wars.  They were all orchestrated for profit.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:34 | 1712806 Peter K
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I'm not sure there is a causal relationship between the creation of the Fed and WWII, but there definately is one between the US entering WWII and the US coming out of the great depression.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:49 | 1713168 BigJim
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No, there's definitely a link between the US finishing WWII and the US coming out of the great depression.

Unless, of course, you're one of those dweebs who defines 'depression' in terms of +ve or -ve GDP.

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 02:05 | 1713897 Freddie
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1919 - when did the allies (of Morgan/Rothschild) start squeezing the Germans for reparations?  Did these eventually lead to hyperinflation?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 23:20 | 1713743 Clearly_Irrational
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Well, the main difference would have been that the cold war would have involved us and the Fascists instead of us and Communists.  Since the Fascists were more efficient I'm not sure we would have liked the end result as well.

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