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What Americans Actually Do All Day Long - In Three Charts

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The average American spends 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 36 seconds 'Working & Commuting' on an average workday. Wonder what they do with the rest of their precious 'unproductive and non-tax-providing' day?

Here's how the average American with a full-time job spends a typical workday...

 

... and here's how those hours of Leisure and Cooking-and-Cleaning breakdown...

 

and for those over 55 years old, things are a little more sleep and play...

 

Source: NPR




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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment death_to_fed_tyranny
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All I see is a majority are muppet-sheeple!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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"Education"..."6 Minutes"

Presented without any additional -- or required -- comment.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment janchup
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I would have thought about 6 seconds.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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That would be the masturbatory time of the average Joe.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Precious
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Something is wrong here.  Most Americans get caught up on their sleep while at work and definitely 50% of them may as well be asleep during their commute.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:06 | Link to Comment BKbroiler
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I'd love to see the Chinese version of this chart.  or the Somalian.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:37 | Link to Comment Rubbish
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Is Tyler still dating that obese chick?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:20 | Link to Comment Slack Jack
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BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS:

China and Germany will no longer do business in USD, Euros and Yuan preferred;

http://www.cnbc.com/id/48838061

So,... How come Tyler hasn't picked up on this?

Is he out with the (above mentioned) obese chick?

This must be bullish for the Yuan,... right.

Should I go out and buy a heap,...?????????

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:23 | Link to Comment Slack Jack
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This must be bullish for the EUR/USD,... right.

Should I go out and buy a heap,...???????????

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:41 | Link to Comment Michael
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All I got to say is;

Who wrights this RNC shit, Except for that Clint Eastwood stuff, he was great as usual.

I mean really?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:51 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Hot crap! I can't wait 'till I get old!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:58 | Link to Comment Michael
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Why were there so many empty seats up there at the upper right of the stage? Is it because they couldn't sell out the event?
Are they that bad that they couldn't even sell out the event and fill up all of the seats?
Even Madonna could sell out all of the seats.
Ug!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:22 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm sorry, I just had too;

http://i.imgur.com/sj4X7.jpg

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:48 | Link to Comment Michael
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The Dead Stream Media will no longer Prescribe their Version of Reality on the Sheeple Anymore!

Got That?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:00 | Link to Comment Michael
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Actors and actresses have a lot of time on their hands to research the same things we do.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:08 | Link to Comment Michael
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If any of you fucks post a comment, "I'm talking to myself again",  Go fuck yourself.

These are talking points memos for media, and their free.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:59 | Link to Comment Michael
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Reads on this thread so far over 14k. Pretty good.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 07:51 | Link to Comment Gavrikon
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Me 2.  I could sure use a nap.  Working in a Frankfurt bank takes a toll. 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:17 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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BKbroiler said:

I'd love to see the Chinese version of this chart.

Chinese citizenism version:

Blobbing up into Tibet: 2 hours
Anti-American ranting: 3 hours
Peoples Liberation Opium Parlour: 4 hours
Roadside crapping: 7 hours

or the Somalian.

Choir practice: 2 hours

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/225458/somalian-pirates-we

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:41 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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That would be the masturbatory time of the average Joe.

No way!! I can last at leas.. oops.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:38 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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You thought this time was different he...

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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It's my dick and my soap and I can wash it as fast as I want.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Chuckle for the day. +1

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:09 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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So we can file Master Debater under education, right?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:17 | Link to Comment trembo slice
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signed in just to upvote ya... haha.  reminds me of that scene in American Beauty.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:28 | Link to Comment PSEUDOLOGOI
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Don't worry, there won't be an exam on this later.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Zgangsta
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We wouldn't have the faculties to understand any additional comment anyway.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment Surrealist
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"Education"..."6 Minutes" aka 6 Minutes on Zerohedge!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment Tommy Gunner
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Where's the chart for time spent stuffing their fat fucking faces and watching Dancing with Stars?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:28 | Link to Comment THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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texting and facebook 99% of the time

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment midtowng
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that's the one that jumped out at me too.

Over an hour a day watching TV. 6 minutes educating ourselves.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment SheepleLOVEched...
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where is the stressing out about how I'm going to make ends meet category?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Does grooming include animals?

Where's the drinking part?

The banging head against doorframe part?

People actually sleep for 7.5 hours?  How?

Where's the "fighting with Windows 7" part?

Nobody fucks anymore?  Or is that leisure....

This is a nightmare (if you can sleep...)

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:25 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Thank you, and yes people still fuck.  I can attest to that.  She snores, and so does she.  See you at Jhole.

Yes that was a funny!

 

 

(back to bed now, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:12 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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Surprised porn didn't make the list. Oh wait this is the average american not the average SEC worker.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:44 | Link to Comment exi1ed0ne
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Everyone knows the Internet is for porn - even muppets!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:38 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Watching TV.

Nice. Supporting The Matrix, Hollywood and Baby Allah by being brainwashed by TV and Hollywood.  Stupid serfs.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Likstane
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Facebook-Company created by douchbag for douchebags to practice douchebaggery.

credit-Vast-dom

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Mercury
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Sleeping is overrated.

And you know damn well that in real life most of those circles overlap quite a bit like a a giant Venn diagram.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:47 | Link to Comment brewing
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socializing and talking are overrated...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment saturn
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Where is 14 hours of watching markets?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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"markets" whats that?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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The average investor now spends 23,400,000 milliseconds per day watching markets.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:12 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Does programming HFT algos count?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:22 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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No time to think about liberty or the insanity of modern life?

Wait...need to change the channel...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment TheCanadianAustrian
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I can't wait to get home and do "Other". I'm usually done in about 9 minutes.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:02 | Link to Comment smiler03
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Some laxatives should greatly decrease your "other" time.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:11 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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And then there's "etc" for all other places and times...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Them 55+ are some lazy worthless shits...here comes the death panels.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Some truth to that. Boomers ruined our country and economy. Gen Xers didn't realize that but the younger ones do.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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Next they'll be blaming gen x, then gen y, then the echo boomers, then the teenagers, then the grade schoolers and babys. This is all our faults as adults for putting up with the bs, even though it started before us--it is certainly not ending with us----well not yet anyway.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Lets see what the top .01% who have all the money do all day!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Fuck over the other 99.99%

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment poor fella
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Trying to convince us - "Romney are people my friend!!"

 

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment blindman
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174738/The-King-Queen-Versaille...
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At home with the King and Queen of Versailles: America's biggest (and gaudiest) family home which still costs $65million even though it isn't finished

Owners David Siegel, 77, and his former beauty queen wife Jackie, 46, are the subjects of new documentary film Queen Of Versailles
Movie was to chronicle the building of the largest family home in the U.S.
It instead showed how the economic downturn forced them to stop building their dream home, a Las Vegas-style version of French palace Versailles
By Graham Smith
UPDATED:12:46 EST, 17 July 2012
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David and Jackie Siegel: Meet the King and Queen of Versailles
They lived the American dream and started to build their own palace. Then came the credit crunch...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/david-and-jackie-siegel...
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here the answer to the question but i can't even read it. let me know if there is anything in there that makes
one bit of sense. ( besides she is hot ).

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Christoph830
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I call bullshit on this chart. 8 mins, 24 sec on the internet? Bitchhhh pleaaase

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:54 | Link to Comment drivenZ
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"9 hours, 12 minutes, and 36 seconds 'Working & Commuting''

 

they fail to mention that 6 hours out of the 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 36 seconds is spent online doing mock fantasy drafts, reading TMZ/gawker, and "liking" stuff on facebook.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Midas
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Uhh, you are, uhh,  not going to mention ZeroHedge in there?!?   I don't want to admit to anything, but there is some Venn like overlap for me with ZeroHedge and one of the large circles...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:55 | Link to Comment nasa
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if that compnay is hiring, please pm the details.   These days I'm doing my usual work plus the work of two former co-workers who were laid off.   It's the new norm of the New World Order.      

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Yep, just get a job in sales somewhere.  Yesterday, my GM issued a challenge for our store to do X amount of sales and every employee in the store would get a cash giftcard for a decent amount of money so I got busy knowing I could hit that number if I pushed a little.  I hit that goal and had everything billed out by this morning.  The GM was not too happy that I did it all by myself.  He stated to me privately that "Now everyone else gets to benefit from your efforts.".  Yeah, well this is 2012 Amerika so what else is new? 

I read Zerohedge and other market sites most of the day today and got paid base salary.:-) 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:25 | Link to Comment SnobGobbler
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you sir; are a slave...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Slave?  Yep.  So are you.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:55 | Link to Comment Adahy
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I feel your pain.  I'm up to doing four peoples' jobs now; and with less "benefits" to boot (shortened vacation time, down to three days a year now).
Here's to hoping my organic carden business takes off this year; if I can get through all the governmental roadblocks that is...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Chump
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And 'jerking off' is nowhere to be found.  I call bullshit as well.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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My schedule :

Read ZH : 12 hours a day

Sleep : 10 hours a day

Pooping : 2 hours a day

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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You must be pretty loose to get all your pooping done in two hours.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Appears to be a well balanced lifestyle...may I suggest Metamucil ?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I would suggest he stop playing solitaire or angry birds on his phone.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment IrritableBowels
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Nice schedule.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:30 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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I want to live with you! Please adopt me!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment economicfreefall
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I thought watching TV would make up a lot more of the time!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment CH1
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I thought watching TV would make up a lot more of the time!

It does... as I undertsand it from a direct study, the average American watches 154 hours per month.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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I watch no TV whatsoever anymore ...the only thing i miss the TV is ....er.... ....umm.... let me get back to you on that one

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment rodocostarica
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The thing is Freddy drops the TV percentage immensly.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:11 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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The last show I watched before I went TV-free was The Hill Street Blues.

I do wonder sometimes if that Lieutenant ever got together with that doctor woman...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:55 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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I do wonder sometimes if that Lieutenant ever got together with that doctor woman...

It was the captain and the lawyer lady and it was all going fine until.. oops.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment cbxer55
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Guess I ain't average: I got no television.  ;-)

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:56 | Link to Comment Taint Boil
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Me = TV never.

Never, ever watch that garbage. I have tried but just can't do it. Amazing how many here at ZH say the same thing .......

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:16 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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yeh... many zhers dont watch TV anymore.....

 

and this is fantastic.... that means some people are getting out of the system.

 

spread the word, TURN OFF THE TV

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:43 | Link to Comment Freddie
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The Matrix only needs 10 minutes to brainwash the sheep.  The white hut non-muslim muslim good - whitey bad.  

Stupid TV watching serfs.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment AurorusBorealus
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1 hour and 34 minutes watching TV, 33 minutes shopping, and 34 minutes for child-care.   Now I know why "it takes a village."  The whole culture is starting to make sense now.  Looks like your gonna need more money for "after school" programs.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Midas
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It makes sense if you consider someone else is raising your kids at their minimum wage daycare job.  GDP to the moon!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:40 | Link to Comment dolly madison
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Yeah, I noticed that child-care number too.  Crazy, crazy world we are living in.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:02 | Link to Comment I_Rowboat
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I make it a point to set aside some time every day for sneering derision.  Yep, it's what keeps me young.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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Oh, yeah.  Brilliant!  Derision is stupid, and anybody who uses it is a jerk!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:34 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Both of you, Brilliant!!! :-)

I think some ZHers lost their sense of humore today.

Too funny!

ori

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Relaxing and thinking 10 minutes? Most Americans don't spend that amount of time thinking in a week. They let everybody else think for them.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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They meant 'masturbating', just a nicer way of saying it.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:20 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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hahahahaah

 

not "They let everybody else think for them"

 

FIX: "They let the MSM think for them"

 

;)

 

Regards Arphy

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:05 | Link to Comment FoxMulder
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Banging -2 minutes per day

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Negative two minutes? You are like a super hero.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:29 | Link to Comment SnobGobbler
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must not enjoy it much either

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:58 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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Negative two minutes? You are like a super hero.

Nope, it means he's finished before his wife even knows he start.. oops.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:43 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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Good one! This one made me laugh!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment catch edge ghost
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He not busy being born is busy dying. - master Bob

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:35 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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"When you stop growing, you start rotting."

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:13 | Link to Comment max2205
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For those in the SEC/ Govt jobs include 7.5 hours watching Porn

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:23 | Link to Comment EscapingProgress
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And the remainder of their day is spent downloading porn, compiling it on discs, placing the discs neatly into assorted boxes, and stacking the boxes in an organized fashion around their office.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:15 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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Unzip disks.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment mattdubz86
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What else are we suppose to do when were strapped at our desks working, while on the other side of the world, the Europeans take 2 hour siestas in the middle of the day, lets see a graph of Europes daily acitivities .

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:14 | Link to Comment reader2010
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amused to death.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment tmosley
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People still watch TV?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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i know, it's so old hat, like still rolling your own filo pastry!

still some people like their data in slo-mo, tedious crap masquerading as 'entertainment', the news in propaganda format and being patronised

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:02 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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it's so old hat, like still rolling your own filo pastry!

Hey, I never heard it called that! That's pret.. oops.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:04 | Link to Comment Adahy
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Craving tyropitas now.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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This study snap shot is two years old. How did the figures tie into BLS U6 reporting?

 

http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2000&toYear=2012

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Dead Canary
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Does my time reading ZH, TFMR etc... count as education. Cuz I do a lot of it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment lewy14
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You know things are slow when ZH runs a story like this...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:24 | Link to Comment JuliaS
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I spend 25 hr/day reading made up statistics.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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you're not a Steve Liesman groupie are you?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Zgangsta
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Thank God for multitasking!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:26 | Link to Comment blindman
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what about yachting?
Romney party yacht 'Cracker Bay' flies Cayman Islands flag in Tampa
http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/258923.html
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kenyans don't yacht?
.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment GCT
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There is a presidential yacht blindman.  Of course we pay for it.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment blindman
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i suspected as much. good to know the
bills and taxes are being payed ! hey, have
you noticed how hilarious the world of political
rhetoric has become?
that was a rhetorical
question, device. please do not feel compelled
to respond if it is not essential.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment ZakuKommander
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Utter BS.  No mention of porn.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment blindman
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time is/was/has been a funny thing.
did you ever think about that?
what u-is time? and can it be spent?
there ya go ......

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment jonjon831983
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sex: 30 seconds.

Porn: 7.5 hours (as per above commenter)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Jason T
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I thought Americans watched like 5 hours of TV a day?

http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/24/business/fi-tvwatching24

Nielsen's 'Three Screen Report' for the fourth quarter says the average American now watches more than 151 hours of TV a month.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:53 | Link to Comment Renewable Life
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I think this is just Monday-Friday, motherfuckers have their TVs on 20 hours per weekend, especially during football season!! That's 80 more hours a month, then this breakdown includes!!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:26 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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they have to do something while eating crap food no?

 

:P

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:38 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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My wife watches a lot of TV (correction:  sleeps while the TV is on)...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:45 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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Curious ... it would be interesting to see "Working and Commuting" broken out into further detail.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 NOTHING,NOTHING,nothing---,.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment lolmaster
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I didn't see porn on the list. Clear fail

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:01 | Link to Comment barroter
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What? Only 9 hours and 20 minutes working? Crack that whip and get their ass back into the acid mines for another shift!!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Obviously the SEC was not included in the survey.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:15 | Link to Comment pamriallc
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I would like to see the real breakdown for a workday in China. Not made up or as a joke but a real study. I would bet sleep averages 6 hours and work averages 14 hours including transportation.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Dapper Dan
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I average 2.5 hours, per day, reading articles and studying the comments on ZeroHedge, and on a long enough time line I will understand what the fuck Slewie the pi-rat is talking about! 

http://www.zerohedge.com/

 

If you are dependent on people who do not know you, who control the value of your necessities, you are not free, and you are not safe!

 

 

There is nothing more absurd, to give an example that is only apparently trivial, than the millions who wish to live in luxury and idleness and yet be slender, good looking and tan!


Wendell Berry,

The art of the commonplace

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment centerline
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glad to see i am not the only one who doesnt get the pi-rat posts.  but there is also a good chance i am an idiot.  lol.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:14 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Reading Slewie's posts is like eating ice cream really fast. Gives a good headache for a short time but we can't stop, and we always want more.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:59 | Link to Comment dexter_morgan
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"and on a long enough time line I will understand what the fuck Slewie the pi-rat is talking about! "

Not bloody likely!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:27 | Link to Comment Catflappo
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8 minutes and 24 seconds on the internet?

 

I think FB's stock price has slightly more than 8.24 priced into it.   

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:44 | Link to Comment intric8
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I think internet and porn browsing time are deeply buried somewhere in the "work and commute" time, especially for those in govt work

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:31 | Link to Comment intric8
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doppelganger

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment FerretBrain
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They forgot to include the amount of online porn by the SEC...that alone will at least triple the online/computer time.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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I would love to see the charts for unemployed and underemployed people... probably a lot more sex and violence.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Cthonic
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"probably a lot more sex and violence"

leisure category

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:51 | Link to Comment Freddie
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....probably a lot more sex and violence.

The unemployed and underemployed probably combine the two.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:51 | Link to Comment SwingForce
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BULLSHIT!   To group WORK and COMMUTE in 1 category?

And the only talk on the phone or play computer games for a combined 11 mins total?

BLS is very misguided, and so are zerohedge commentors for engaging in a discussion of such bullshit information. Maybe this was a test to see who falls for BLS garbage- not me or Tyler or Biderman. Reset.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:29 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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did you even read what zhers said about this article?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:56 | Link to Comment Tombstone
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Does this schedule apply to us poor bums on Obamafare?  I mean we don't have to work or drive unless we are going to collect on some freebee. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment uncle_vito
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I was just laid off from my job.  Since I am an old fart, I decided to just spend the rest of my days, trading the market and reading ZH.  That takes from when I wake to after lunch.  Then I go exercise and then test out my booze.  After I pass out, I awake and have dinner then try to watch the garbage they have on TV.  I finally give up and go to bed, dreaming about making a killing the next day in the stock market.  Life is grand, right???

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Exactly right Uncle Z, except, as an over 65er, I start the booze sooner.

As a half-assed trader, I figure the time on ZH gets split between working, leisure, education, games, being on computer, socializing, and relaxing and thinking, so it's all good.

Between BLS and NPR, these charts look like they were outsourced to Vietnam and somebody just decided to screw with the data, which had to be a bunch of lying-ass, made up and fudged seasonally adjusted garbage to start with. Eight fucking minutes on the internet? Right... Fuck, NOBODY spends 8 minutes on the internet, it takes that long for windows to boot up, and another 8 to shut down.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:55 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Ooooh... you best toss that computer in the trash. 8 minutes?? JHC, even Bill G doesn't take that long to take a shit.

On another note, your computer is choked with start up / shut down garbage. Too much to explain and this isn't a tech forum. But I do know what is wrong with your unit.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:03 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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What does a problem with his unit have to do with his computer?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:44 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Fuck... I knew I would get busted for using the word "unit" as it does not pertain to the "unit" in question. I think...?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:41 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Linux solves a passle of PC problems...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Where's the column for reading ZH all day? Seems like that's about all I get done. :-)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment pragmatic hobo
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hmmm ... is it really feasible for average American to be relaxing and thinking at the same time?

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