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What Americans Actually Do All Day Long - In Three Charts

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The average American spends 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 36 seconds 'Working & Commuting' on an average workday. Wonder what they do with the rest of their precious 'unproductive and non-tax-providing' day?

Here's how the average American with a full-time job spends a typical workday...

 

... and here's how those hours of Leisure and Cooking-and-Cleaning breakdown...

 

and for those over 55 years old, things are a little more sleep and play...

 

Source: NPR

 

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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:29 | 2751271 Ned Zeppelin
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If I didn't watch TV I couldn't see South Park, the video version of ZH at its best.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:37 | 2751283 egoist
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Worrying, a lot! At least the 17 hrs I'm awake. And, that's b/c I can't remember my dreams, but I have my suspicions.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:48 | 2751395 monad
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You lost me at "average". What crap. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:49 | 2751397 robertocarlos
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I'm watching the RNC convention. Does that count as TV or education?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:30 | 2751462 tsuki
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That counts as wasted time you will never recover, and if you watch the DNC convention, it will double that lost time.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:43 | 2751486 Angus McHugepenis
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STOP... you had me at "hello".

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:45 | 2751488 sansnobel
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What happend to ...Getting high or having copius amounts of unprotected sex  necessitating an unwanted pregnancy and a baby daddy or a baby mama that is forced to get her snap card on at least once a day cause you know how tough a world it is out there....times is tough!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:42 | 2751747 StychoKiller
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If anyone would know, it would be Cletus!  :>D

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:48 | 2751491 dexter_morgan
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Lots of tards livin kick ass lives out there. My gay lover was tarded, now he's a nobel peace prize winning economist......

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:49 | 2751493 sansnobel
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Shit life is hard, snap card, 100 channels of TV, Air conditioning, free everything, shit remind me of why I should be at work again?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:03 | 2751512 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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Wait.  You're a banker with a direct credit line to the Fed?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:52 | 2751497 Yen Cross
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 Romney needs some advice from " Howard Dean"! YES!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:58 | 2751506 Revert_Back_to_...
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Styx - Too much time on my hands. 1981 (an excellent year).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs

Props to disabledvet for posting this one the first time. Boston - Foreplay/Long Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f8nqxubweY

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Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:02 | 2751509 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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% of a day that bankers & politicians spend fucking everything up:

100

% of a day Dangerous Dick Cheney spends sleeping inside a coffin:

50

% of a day Barack "Fake Birth Certificate" Obomber & Mr. Outsourcer Mittens Romney spend not understanding the problems facing America:

100

% of a day Ron Paul would spend actually fixing America...Eh, why bother.  Even Dr. Paul's probably had enough beating a dead horse.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:03 | 2751514 dogismyth
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Which category does fucking fall into?

Working? Leisure? Eating? or Shopping?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:40 | 2751609 Oh regional Indian
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Depends really on whether you Shopped for the fuck or got a mortgage for it.

;-)

 

ori

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:06 | 2751515 CapitalistRock
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Only 34 minutes per day caring for children? God help us.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:54 | 2751673 Sudden Debt
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you didn't make your kids alone!

the milkman might be into it also...

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:08 | 2751519 Yen Cross
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 Tyler, respectfully

 

   Can we have a "Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood" post?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 00:22 | 2751533 steveo77
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LOL "americans with a full-time job"

Seems like no job,  or indentured servant is closer to the truth

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:36 | 2751605 slewie the pi-rat
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it is sad and yes we fuking boomers were on watch when this happened

i always felt i could walk into any town and find work and support myself

still do, as a matter of fact

with no debt and low standards the sky is the limit!

if you're not in debt, you should be ok

if you are, why blame people who don't even know you;  people make credit and debt mistakes all day every day;  those are personal choices personal debts and personal problems

we need 20 million jobs on the asswipes' dime & dollar, not some fuking "program" or "QE";  they owe us and they know it

we bailed their sorry criminal asses out!

so, they are working on it.  overtime

trust me

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:07 | 2751574 slewie the pi-rat
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playing a poker tourney for a small prize

and a b-jack  tourney :>  smaller

and the bong seems warm

that T^V seems understated but no one evr accused me of doing anything in moderation

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:33 | 2751600 Yen Cross
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  Slewie!   How's the family?   Any ideas on this "bum fuked" Japanese repatriation shtitzbah?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:13 | 2751650 slewie the pi-rat
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we're doing great. Y/C!

still hanging up on each other all the time

say hi to your mom and don't forget to tell her i think she is hot

i haven't been following too much of the crosswords;  i noticed tyler said "carry" back there a ways, but i didn't catch his drift

the EUR/USD seem screwed down tight and the dollar chart Chart for U.S $ s the definition of same

so the time spent watching paint dry is enormous!  L0L!!!

but with the EUR superglued by the superpowers-that-be, the action is in the yen and it looks like a little sell-off today;  "why" i don't know but the tide always seems to flow somewhere

so that dollar goose^ is yen-ralated maybe?  brianSack's new edsel w/ the push-button tranny involved?  banksters?  L0L!!!

i haven't been much anywhere but here and the casino a few times and out for rides and walks shopping for this and that;  i'm trying to keep my eye on tyler while working tirelessly to stay limber for the shuffle-board semis

he is like a teenager in heat with all this PAC money around

see ya!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:03 | 2751678 Yen Cross
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 Youu

prob·a·bly

have it all ready Slewie. Hope it helps. ?/ http://www.forexpros.com/rates-bonds/government-bond-spreads

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:11 | 2751578 q99x2
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That gives me about 9 hours and 12 minutes of free time compared to the average American.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:15 | 2751583 whatswhat1@yahoo.com
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I want to spend my day living in a van, down by the river, right next to Clint Eastwood's van.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:43 | 2751667 slewie the pi-rat
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is that yer e-mail?  L0L!!!  you sure don't come around much for being here over 2 years...  10 posts in 2012 already! and over double that all-together

i had vans for well over 30 years

well one van, actually;  my 307chevy long-WlBase

i mentioned offhand to my son that i had given it to the salvationArmy and a friend had called me from canada and said he'd seen it

i realized too late that my son was not emotionally prepared for this at all:

dad!  that was my first home!

we both broke down, just like on the road

it was our 19thNervousBreakdownStones

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:40 | 2751706 Yen Cross
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 Your Son will, out-do you 10-fold!  Quit your whining! Biatze! I love you and your family!

  Quit being an Ass-Clown Slewie!  I'm well read/ Moby Dick style ?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 01:44 | 2751613 Renewable Life
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Tyler, thanks for this one man, these where some of the funniest comments on an article in weeks, if not longer, I laughed my ass off!!!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:06 | 2751645 IridiumRebel
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Only took me 8 minutes and change to read the article(nice pictures!) and comments so obviously my "time on internet" quota has been reached. Thats BS. Everyone I know is online in their phones the instant they have a chance. Oh yeah! B(L)S and NPR conjured up this false data. They're pros.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:32 | 2751657 BlackholeDivestment
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...and the worst drivers live where? http://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgorzelany/2012/08/28/cities-with-the-worst-drivers-2012/ Surprise Surprise Surpirse, must be all that Bawney Frank gay pride, ...so hard to drive while screwing yourself and sexting your constituents at the same time you are trying to drive from the White House orgy and then back to Capitol Hill.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 02:30 | 2751660 Hobbleknee
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Where is all the sex?  Am I the only one who has sex 9 hours per day?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:06 | 2751681 Sudden Debt
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Yep you are... and that's why you need to find yourself a girlfriend! ASAP!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:31 | 2751703 Yen Cross
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 From Day(1) I liked you Sudden Debt.    You are an honest   "person"

    You are a good teacher, as well/

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:47 | 2751752 StychoKiller
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Him love him long time!   Bwahahahaha!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:03 | 2752951 monad
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You, the rest of the unemployed and the last bastion of the merit system, the porn industry.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:19 | 2751958 chistletoe
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no time at all for fucking?

 

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:57 | 2752682 monad
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Working to pay taxes for social services: 1 hour/day

Working to pay bond debt tax: 9.5 hours/day

Working to pay mafia: 2 hours/day

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 11:00 | 2752700 billsykes
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The cooking part- 19mins a day * 365 / 60 * 8=  40 eight hour days 

So kids, how much would you have to make before its justifiable to hire an immigrant chief to cook for you if you can work instead and want a to make 30% more than what you pay the cook for that year?

 

anyone?

 

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