What Keeps BofA Up At Night?

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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 03:50 | 1950116 ceilidh_trail
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Extreme levels of bearishness even as many are talking up the Santa Claus rally?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 05:13 | 1950202 Michael
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You know, if they let Ron Paul become POTUS they would have a concrete chance to evaluate the power they think they actually wield. If they're not just pussies, they should just let Dr Paul become president without offing him prematurely, in order to test the actual skill strength they think they possess over the true American people with a man like Paul in charge. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 07:51 | 1950301 Oh regional Indian
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Michael, RP is not going to be Prez. Not going to happen. He is a herring, a lightening rod. Much like that little guy back then who ran the big companies.

Truth? Even RP can only give the tip of the iceberg to people.

And all I saw in thsi report was hard landings and tightening. Not pretty. Here in India, the latest destabilizer to join the Walmartization of India is censoring FB and other social media against things hurtful to the leaders.

It's coming and no politics is going to save it/US.



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 08:48 | 1950359 SevensGarlic
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Michael, you bring up some interesting points....but the people in charge have an agenda that is not about testing the waters or giving any kind of chance for their power structure to be pulled apart. The Global elite actually have a bit of a timeline they are working towards for their master Lucifer. Where ZH concentrates on showing how these guys are destroying the financial system, the 'elites' have a very specific reason for this....they need to create such debts servitude, currency and inflation chaos and war wongogering fear to have the masses be willing to accept the 'solution' they will present (which will be cloaked in peace and prosperity but with some very serious strings attached). 

If you understand the hype surrounding the 'New Age' concepts of 2012 ascension, ascended masters, consciousness shift yadda yadda BS and see that this movement is an important part of the end game agenda/deception (Lucis Trust, previously known as Lucifer Publishing, owned by Rockefellers, publishers some of the most important works of New Age writers Blavatsky and Bailey.....Teilhard de Chardin, one of the most influential voices in New Age was a Jesuit, basically the organization right at the top of the pyramid who are only now sharing top power with the Illuminati families). You can't have Lucifer nurturing the creation of this deceived New Age group for decades upon decades (in modern form) expecting big changes and the 'universal Christ' to start popping up if he wasn't going to put on a decent show for them.....he can't just leave all his deluded minions disappointed, right! The people in the New Age are being positioned to become a main group in supporting the changes/solution that will be offered to us, to help legitimize the 'solution' (that it has a degree of ready public support behind it). 

The elites are going to do everything in their power to not give Ron Paul a chance to expose/dismantle their game because with the New Age movement Lucifer has a near and impending timeline he has to keep with them to keep their cheer and delusion up. If Luci can't do that then he is probably goanna have to wait another 25+ years for the Banksters to build up another controlled/staged financial crisis to create enough chaos that the world will be desperate enough to accept him as the 'savior' to their problems...and Luci hates to wait! 


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:23 | 1950627 i-dog
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+1. Nice summary. But they're going to have to get their skates on and regain control of Europe before the London Olympics, or that 25-year wait beckons....

3Q2012 is going to be very "interesting".

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 17:27 | 1952704 SevensGarlic
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Thanks. What is it about Europe that you still think they have to regain control over? Surely Europe would be effectively on their knees already know except for the continued kicking the can down the road proceedings that are just to build up that last bit more of control from debt servitute/austerity packages to control the population, and to control the timing of when they decide to pull the rug out for maximum fear creation in 2012. 

London Olympics may prove interesting watching indeed with potential to use opening ceremony event as a time to do a bit of an occult annointing ceremony for the huge TV audience.

agreed, 3Q should be interesting time...I am hearing that any Iran-Israel conflict (and proxy ally war) is more likely to be put off until this time if not slightly later in an attempt to falsely create  (in their minds) what they perceive to be Gog-Magog battle to falsely fulfilled prophecy of various religions (Gog-Magog is not one between countries and occurs later on in the events timeline, that is why it is false), to aid in 'end game agenda' of bringing in their 'universal christ'

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 03:54 | 1950126 non_anon
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beating a deadhorse

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:01 | 1950134 ebworthen
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What will happen to poor BOA and the other corrupt banks and institutions when the vaunted consumers run out of debt moeny the governments are counting on them to spend (which they also expect them to dutifully send in to the Treasury and IMF to pay for the bank debt)?


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:04 | 1950139 BKbroiler
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A YTD chart of BAC tells you all you need to know.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:06 | 1950141 i-dog
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"It appears evident that it is sentiment not data that drives markets right now..."

No. It is blatantly obvious manipulation with vapour-thin volumes (other than HFT churn). There are no "markets".

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:05 | 1950143 A Man without Q...
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What keeps BofA up at night?

Putbacks, reps and warranties fraud cases, second lien mortgage risks, Attorneys General settlements....

What keeps Moynihan up at night?

Half a bottle of scotch...


They've enough to keep them busy without worrying about anyone else...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:07 | 1950145 wandstrasse
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OMG.. are year-end bonuses in danger?? PRINT!! PRIIIINT!!!!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:33 | 1950172 Coldfire
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In these trying times it is vitally important to the survival of the Republic to pretend that BAC could find its ass with both hands and a telescope.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 04:42 | 1950177 ED
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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 05:13 | 1950201 El Gordo
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Isn't it interesting that all forecasting these days merely reflects speculation as to what the government will or won't do, and no emphasis at all on what actual economic activity might develop (or fold if there is any left).  That signals to me that it is already over.  Some day, we may begin to rebuild what was once the most prosperous and most envied nation on the earth, but for now looks like we are toast. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 05:34 | 1950213 evolutionx
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A deluge of an unprecedented magnitude is both inevitable and imminent. The consequences of the economic and political mismanagement will have a devastating impact on the world for a very long time. And the consequences will touch most corners of the world in so many different areas; economic, financial, social, political and geopolitical.



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 05:48 | 1950225 vegas
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One word: Angelo



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 06:15 | 1950243 sabra1
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cliton collected 50k per month from MF Global:


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 06:43 | 1950262 nathan1234
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Maybe the thought of nightmares prevents them from sleep, thereby keeping them awake.

Or maybe they expect a collapse anytime- so they keep awake.

I guess they dont have a conscience problem that keeps them awake since they have no conscience at all.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 06:57 | 1950265 slackrabbit
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I would say Europe and China.

The china news just keeps getting worse. E.g. cotton imports have dropped, so the bad news is moving from the realestate to the textile sector.

As for Europe, nuff said.......pretty much time to get out of everything

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 07:00 | 1950268 bob_dabolina
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Shorting Irish bonds seems like a good deal here, don't even see the need arb it here. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 07:06 | 1950270 ZippyDooDah
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"unmercilessly suggest bullish biases"

 "while almost as ubiquitously noting the binary nature of outcomes"


Jeez Louis, somebody needs a basic writing course, Tyler.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 07:07 | 1950272 spankfish
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What Keeps BofA Up At Night?

"What Keeps BofA Up At Night?"  Things that go bump in the night?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 08:03 | 1950308 I am Jobe
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Where is Krugman? He is bullish as always. Time to Colonize Mars.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 08:39 | 1950351 Robslob
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"US fiscal tightening" .....hahahahahahahahahahahahashaha.......ZERO RISK

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 09:30 | 1950468 LongSoupLine
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Q. What keeps BoA up at night?


A. The fact they can't sell their own stock until the next day.



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:14 | 1951016 haskelslocal
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Easing was eased in 2011 simply to wean society off the moral hazard of endless relief. As the plan has been, the spickets will be pumped full bore 2012 leading to a guranteed election year pubicity blitz.

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