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What Should Jon Corzine's Hedge Fund Be Named?

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Since over the past five years hedge funds are better known for coming up with ingenious names, than for actually outperforming the market (recall that "the aggregate hedge fund index is now significantly underperforming the S&P 500 (from both the top in 2007 and the lows in 2009"), we hereby wish to do the Honorable Jon Corzine a favor, and save him the money he would otherwise spend on an expensive naming consultant, by offering up the creative services of our audience in conjuring the name for his future hedge fund. So dear ZH readers, take it away, although keep in mind Long-Term Capital Vaporization LP appears to already have been taken by a patent troll (soon to be likely sued by YHOO).

 


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Thu, 08/16/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment fuu
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DIAF

Doing It Again Fuckers

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Concentrated po...
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Prostitutes Purse, LP

or

Gimme your money you fucking widow, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment Concentrated po...
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

Dishonorable Discharge of NY Graft, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment dough eating squid
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Coarse Swine LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment camaro68ss
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(MSF) Mupet sucker fund

Sign up today and get a 40% return by months end. We'll even throw in a spiderman towel absolutly FREE!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment saturn
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BGGR

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Deposits Only Capital Managment

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:18 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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"Money Mine"  What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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V.A.N.I.S.H.

 

Virtual

Anonymous

Naked-Shorting

Is

So

Hot

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Vapoorized!

Aand....it's gone!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment SilverTree
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The Nothing.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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The there is so many posts that I doubt this one will get noticed so I'm not even going to try fund.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | Link to Comment redpill
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C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management

 

Complete

Orifice

Raping of

Zealous

Investors

Never

Ends

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:39 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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Perpetual Presidential Immunity Fund LLC...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment bania
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Fahrenheit 451 Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:48 | Link to Comment BigJim
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AYMABTU

All Your Muppets Are Belong To Us

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:00 | Link to Comment forexskin
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Black Knight Massacre Fund

BKMF

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Aziz
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Bath Salts LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:21 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Motherfucking Peregrine Global!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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POOF

Only POOF, nothing else. All it signifies is that your money is gone. Doesn't stand for anything.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment WorkingClassHero
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Paying Out Non-Zero Interset, So Come All Muppets 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:38 | Link to Comment greenEagles
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Rehypo-Distressed Segregated Master Fund LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Citxmech
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How about:

Maelstrom Capitol;

Abyssal Investments;

Black Hole Equity;

Three-Card-Monty Inc.

Quicksand Partners;

Vapor Assets;

Sinkhole Group;

Hotel California Investors;

Muppet Management Co.; or

P.T. Barnum and Associates?

This is fun!

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Shame On Me Investments (as in "fuck me once shame on you, fuck me twice shame on me")

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:46 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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BOHICA

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:24 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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I'd just fucking call it 'Robot Trader' or 'Million Dollar Bonus'...

But that's just me...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment FMR Bankster
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Gone in 60 seconds LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:54 | Link to Comment A L I E N
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Rehypothecation Total Return Fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:17 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:43 | Link to Comment Michael
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Time is almost up. Complete and total worldwide economic collapse is on our door step.

The only thing we're doing right now is playing the political game. If you don't play you can't win, and the only way you can win is by changing the rules, which is what I am doing. Think Kobayashi Maru.

We're just paving a new path to possibly fix our country.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:29 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Why not just call it MF Global again?  The muppets love repetition and things they recognize.

 

MFG - Muppet Fleecing Grinder

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:41 | Link to Comment Michael
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OK, just fucking around with you.

I'm taking a 3 week vacation so you'll not hear my antagonistic mind for a while.

You'll have to think for yourselves.

See you in about three weeks, and that was just a psy-op test to see if your were paying attention.

You were.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:45 | Link to Comment fourchan
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the

new

normal

fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:29 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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The end of the freakin road.

 

Welcome to Corzine's Island.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Strider52
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ROFL @ Quicksand Partners.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:35 | Link to Comment malikai
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Slain Capital.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Surly Bear
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me? call it The Fed.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:58 | Link to Comment URZIZMINE
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Ticker FNK

(F)uct

(N)ot

(K)issed

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:08 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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Or:

 

 

Phlim-Phlam

Our

Nitwit

Zilch

Investors

So

Come

Here

Everyone--

Muppets

Everywhere!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:13 | Link to Comment steve from virginia
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Too easy:

 

The Caveat Emptor Fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:20 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Chrome Child
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EL OH EL

 

+10

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Vaiman
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BOFJ.A

Bend Over For Jon.  Again

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment misterb4096
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Okay so I have to ask (been reading for a year or so, first comment), where/how did the "Are belong to" verbiage come to be? First few times I saw it I thought we had an ESOL reader making a simple grammatical error, but I'm starting to feel that I'm missing something here...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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It came from a video game. According to Wikipedia "The text comes from the opening cutscene of the 1991 European Sega Mega Drive version of the video game Zero Wing[1] by Toaplan, which was poorly translated from Japanese."

The full text is "All your base are belong to us". You can search on that phrase in your browser for a more complete explanation. 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:50 | Link to Comment iDealMeat
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:16 | Link to Comment AustriAnnie
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+1

Not a day goes by when I don't learn something from ZH.

I thought "all your ____ are belong to us" was just something stupid AnAnonymous said in one of his tirades against American citizenism.

 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:31 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Oh no.......it's totally real actually.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment misterb4096
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Okay so I have to ask (been reading for a year or so, first comment), where/how did the "Are belong to" verbiage come to be? First few times I saw it I thought we had an ESOL reader making a simple grammatical error, but I'm starting to feel that I'm missing something here...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment Citxmech
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There was an "Aliens Attack" type computer game (was it on the TRS-80?) in the old days that had the line:  "All your base are belong to us."

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Its the Vatican...
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Aaand It's Gone, Bitchez (AAAIGB)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:12 | Link to Comment torak
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AIG (And It's Gone) Capital Mis-Management LLC

 

Dang!  Now that's got me wondering???  AIG...hummm?  Already taken?  Hummmm?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:34 | Link to Comment Ray1968
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Where's my money, bitch?

 

I hope I never see that motherfucker walking on the street.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:53 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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I think he just signed his own execution order...I'll bet some highly inflamed former customer is going to extract a little frontier style justice...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment Ray1968
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darned thing posted twice

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:53 | Link to Comment WorkingClassHero
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I Didn't Steal This Capital 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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Corzine'd and Corzine'd Vaporfunds, Inc.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Stuart
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Perpetual Presidential Immunity Fund LLC is quite good but it still doesn't convey enough disdain for he public he clearly has, nor does convey enough sense of audacious corruption. 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:16 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:10 | Link to Comment AAA21
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C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management is the winner!!!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Firing Pin
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DKMF Capital

Didn't Kiss Me First

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:40 | Link to Comment sunnydays
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MF Corzine

 

Mother

Fucking

Coming

out

raping

zeroing

investments

now

evaporated

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:31 | Link to Comment AustriAnnie
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"C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management


 

Complete

Orifice

Raping of

Zealous

Investors

Never

Ends"

 

I read all 8 pages of names.  You win!  +1 (rehypothecated to eternity)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:42 | Link to Comment resurger
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lol

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:08 | Link to Comment prains
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EATMEBEATMELICKMEFUCKMESUCKMEMUPPETS. Ltd

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:20 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:56 | Link to Comment merizobeach
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Now you're just fucking spamming.  WTF are you trying to accomplish?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Pegasus Muse
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I-DK-WTMW

I Don't Know Where the Money Went.

or just I-DK (I dick), for short

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:44 | Link to Comment ThirdWorldDude
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M(uppet) V(aporizer) G(lobal), if it's not patented by the squid...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:34 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Connection Lost

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment JOYFUL
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VaporTrail Investment Fund...

for the High Flier...& those who luv life on the edge.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:24 | Link to Comment Catflappo
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see you Next Tuesday

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:13 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Your My John and you've been Corozoned Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Houdini Asset Management

Guaranteed to vanish your capital in no time.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:19 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Karl von Bahnhof
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PTGMT
Pay today, get money tomorrow...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Corzine the Muppet Slayer

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:50 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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Prison Partners Fund, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Ghordius
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Catch Me If You Can Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment ZackLo
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Moral Hazard Repo LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:26 | Link to Comment Frozen
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SWAG

 

Securities Withheld Against God

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:21 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:21 | Link to Comment AustriAnnie
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WTF is your obsession with cunt hair and obama?

go get a drink or something.

 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:38 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Are you my exhusband?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:35 | Link to Comment onebir
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One Way Street Capital. Ticker: OWS

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:17 | Link to Comment camaro68ss
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And Its Gone Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Darth..Putter
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To bad AIG is taken.....And It's Gone

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment No Bid
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Corzine Advantage Plus

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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Dimon Deferred Retirement Partners

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:20 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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JCFML

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:44 | Link to Comment Whalley World
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CorZinga

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment FreedomGuy
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Swindler's List. If you're on the list of his clients.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:11 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Fraud You Leant Funds, NP (Non Prosecutable)

 

ori

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:24 | Link to Comment fuu
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He needs a theme song. Keys, flute, and tabla maybe?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:00 | Link to Comment Doubleguns
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Rikers Island Paradise. 

 

I vote for this theme song since it is a march through the devastion.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk&feature=related

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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;-) Indeed...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Doña K
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"Reneged Schizo"

Anagram of "Corzine's hedge"

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:40 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Jimmy Cliff - I can see clearly now (the money's gone)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HagzTRmUBIE

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:55 | Link to Comment fuu
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I would not sully Jimmy Cliff with Mr. Corzine.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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I agree. Something more aggressive. How about this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTsBaqiNIg&feature=related
even this manic Kiss Off might be too good actually. Still...not only do they "do it all the time"...they still do.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 04:16 | Link to Comment giovanni_f
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Corzine Capital Condenser Opportunities

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:48 | Link to Comment yrad
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All Your Funds Are Belong To Corzine (AYFABTC) or (ABC)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment BanksterSlayer
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MCP2JD: Make Check Payable to Jamie Dimon

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment FreedomGuy
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Collectivist Global. Your money is our money. We're all in this together except I am in charge.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:58 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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ANROC

Absolutely No Return Of Capital

Almost sounds like Enron. 

But I doubt anyone would make the connection.  Investors have short memories these days. 

SIASD

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Sounds real "official", like one of those alphabet govt agencies.   Investors love anything that sounds "official". 

JPM Asset Management

Why not?  It all ends up there anyway.   Investors love anything with JPM in the name.  Real confidence builder.

DAM Asset Management

Dumb Ass Muppets

Self explanatory.   ...or should be.

STS Fund

Shear The Sheep Fund

Reminds investors of the space shuttle.  Real patriotic and all that bullshit.  Investors love that sort of shit too.  

I just thought of something.  Corzine isn't the problem.  Investors are the problem.  Dumbass investors with short memories who go for any "official" or "patriotic" nonsense waved in front of their noses.

I have no sympathy for them. They deserve to lose every fucking dime they have.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:10 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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Bulletproof Investments

Teflon Jon

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:14 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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Sayonara Capital

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment FreedomGuy
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The Japanese trading branch? Nice one.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment American34
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Theft Inc.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Immunity Capital, LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:29 | Link to Comment FreedomGuy
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Comes with a "Get out of Jail Free" card from Eric Holder.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment upWising
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Dracula Fund, NLP  

(Drive A Stake Through The Heart, Still Won't Die) No Liability Partnership.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:56 | Link to Comment Waffen
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Jew Mad?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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The Cornzined Fund 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:45 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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Holder's Holdings, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:12 | Link to Comment dumpster
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PIG SHIT   LLC  esquire

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Jon "CornHole" Fund.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:54 | Link to Comment LeisureSmith
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John Corzine's Honourable: Bowel Universal Movements or BUM for short.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:18 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment time2blowitup
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Commingling

Only

Retarded

Zuckers

Investments

N

Europe

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:55 | Link to Comment jekyll island
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MENSA Capital

"For people who are too smart for their own good"

Ph:  1-800-UR2-DUMB

 

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Mentaliusanything
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RAWHIDE (NL)

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:11 | Link to Comment Judge Arrow
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Bend Over The Hedge Fund aka

       "The BOTH Fund"  

         Where your money is both good and lost...forever            

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:08 | Link to Comment No Bid
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California Public Employees' Retirement System

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Aaaand It's Gone LLC.

Be sure to read our fine print below before our divesting, Eeerr, we mean, your investing.

 

The federal appeals court ruled yesterday that not only does BNYM stay at the front of the line, but that using Muppets segregated funds as collateral is NOT a crime, and that if were co-mingling Muppets segregated funds with proprietary funds is NOT fraud.



What this means is that even if I'm somehow dragged into court by private citizens, because you know damn good and well that the Justice Department will never, ever touch me, I now have a legal precedent, likely from some bribed or otherwise coerced Federal Appeals Court, explicitly stating that an FCM can use suckers deposits to pay its debts, and that the Muppet's themselves are subjugated and have basically no legal right to their own monies, no matter what the law says, obviously, we don't honor legal assurances, claims or guarantees made to Muppet investors about their funds held with an FCM or any other brokerage or depository institution. The “secured” Demi God at the front of the line will always be JP Morgan mega-bank who made the fraudulent loan using the stolen Muppets funds as collateral. Other than that, your money is in good hands. Let's start investing Muppets!

 

-Jon Corzine

AIG-LLC.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:36 | Link to Comment edb5s
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And here we have our summary prospectus.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:43 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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Department of Justice Retirement Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment solgundy
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Graboid LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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BORHPF (sounds like barf) Bundling Obama Re-Election High Performance Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:50 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Who ever junked you should be slapped anyway my name would be Theft Unlimited

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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BOHICA Partners LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment deus x machina
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new fund name:  DEWEY CHEATEM AND HOW FUND

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:25 | Link to Comment WatchingIgnorance
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NLC . . . No Lube Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Big Slick
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John Sterling Capital

"It is high, it is far, it is... GONE!"

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:27 | Link to Comment WatchingIgnorance
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Vacuum Capital

 

 . . . And have Donnie on the commercial:

 

            "Donnie says vacuum."

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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MFU-LOL

Muppet Fund Universal, Liability Off Load

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Sofa King
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JI Capital Management LP

(Joe Isuzu, just being nostalgic)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment DMZ123
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Taken

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Offthebeach
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I was going to suggest OTT, for Our Thing Trading, but I heard from the copyright lawyers for The Costra Nostra and they didn't want to be associated with Jon.

Hummm....

Is blind and deaf mute flipper hands orphan baby raper, LLC
taken?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:44 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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I don't see it in the business search, but the domain name is registered to a Dimon, J in New York City.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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Wanker Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment tdogg
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STMA

Speak To My Attorney

 

an S Corp

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:24 | Link to Comment WatchingIgnorance
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Corz-Holed . . .

Oh wait, that would be a motto . . .

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Top_Kill
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And It's Gone Advantage Fund LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Top_Kill
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And It's Gone Advantage Fund LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment PC Load Letter
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Obama Super Pac, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Brigadoon lp, bitchez

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:46 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
Fish Gone Bad's picture

It should be called "The Honorable Fund". 

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