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What Should Jon Corzine's Hedge Fund Be Named?

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Since over the past five years hedge funds are better known for coming up with ingenious names, than for actually outperforming the market (recall that "the aggregate hedge fund index is now significantly underperforming the S&P 500 (from both the top in 2007 and the lows in 2009"), we hereby wish to do the Honorable Jon Corzine a favor, and save him the money he would otherwise spend on an expensive naming consultant, by offering up the creative services of our audience in conjuring the name for his future hedge fund. So dear ZH readers, take it away, although keep in mind Long-Term Capital Vaporization LP appears to already have been taken by a patent troll (soon to be likely sued by YHOO).

 

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Thu, 08/16/2012 - 09:58 | 2709956 fuu
fuu's picture

DIAF

Doing It Again Fuckers

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 09:59 | 2710005 Concentrated po...
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

Prostitutes Purse, LP

or

Gimme your money you fucking widow, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:02 | 2710037 Concentrated po...
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

Dishonorable Discharge of NY Graft, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:03 | 2710055 dough eating squid
dough eating squid's picture

Coarse Swine LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:07 | 2710072 camaro68ss
camaro68ss's picture

(MSF) Mupet sucker fund

Sign up today and get a 40% return by months end. We'll even throw in a spiderman towel absolutly FREE!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:13 | 2710158 saturn
saturn's picture

BGGR

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:15 | 2710174 Stackers
Stackers's picture

Deposits Only Capital Managment

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:18 | 2710196 El Viejo
El Viejo's picture

"Money Mine"  What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:19 | 2710216 Crisismode
Crisismode's picture

V.A.N.I.S.H.

 

Virtual

Anonymous

Naked-Shorting

Is

So

Hot

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:25 | 2710262 Mr Lennon Hendrix
Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Vapoorized!

Aand....it's gone!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:30 | 2710308 SilverTree
SilverTree's picture

The Nothing.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:32 | 2710330 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

The there is so many posts that I doubt this one will get noticed so I'm not even going to try fund.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | 2710336 redpill
redpill's picture

C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management

 

Complete

Orifice

Raping of

Zealous

Investors

Never

Ends

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:39 | 2710359 BaBaBouy
BaBaBouy's picture

Perpetual Presidential Immunity Fund LLC...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:40 | 2710396 bania
bania's picture

Fahrenheit 451 Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:48 | 2710457 BigJim
BigJim's picture

AYMABTU

All Your Muppets Are Belong To Us

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:00 | 2710537 forexskin
forexskin's picture

Black Knight Massacre Fund

BKMF

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:06 | 2710557 Aziz
Aziz's picture

Bath Salts LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:21 | 2710634 eatthebanksters
eatthebanksters's picture

Motherfucking Peregrine Global!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:36 | 2710723 HoofHearted
HoofHearted's picture

POOF

Only POOF, nothing else. All it signifies is that your money is gone. Doesn't stand for anything.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:00 | 2710841 WorkingClassHero
WorkingClassHero's picture

Paying Out Non-Zero Interset, So Come All Muppets 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:38 | 2710978 greenEagles
greenEagles's picture

Rehypo-Distressed Segregated Master Fund LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:06 | 2712384 Citxmech
Citxmech's picture

How about:

Maelstrom Capitol;

Abyssal Investments;

Black Hole Equity;

Three-Card-Monty Inc.

Quicksand Partners;

Vapor Assets;

Sinkhole Group;

Hotel California Investors;

Muppet Management Co.; or

P.T. Barnum and Associates?

This is fun!

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:15 | 2712433 FEDbuster
FEDbuster's picture

Shame On Me Investments (as in "fuck me once shame on you, fuck me twice shame on me")

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:46 | 2712662 12ToothAssassin
12ToothAssassin's picture

BOHICA

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:24 | 2712908 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

I'd just fucking call it 'Robot Trader' or 'Million Dollar Bonus'...

But that's just me...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:11 | 2713019 FMR Bankster
FMR Bankster's picture

Gone in 60 seconds LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:54 | 2713218 A L I E N
A L I E N's picture

Rehypothecation Total Return Fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:17 | 2713241 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:43 | 2713256 Michael
Michael's picture

Time is almost up. Complete and total worldwide economic collapse is on our door step.

The only thing we're doing right now is playing the political game. If you don't play you can't win, and the only way you can win is by changing the rules, which is what I am doing. Think Kobayashi Maru.

We're just paving a new path to possibly fix our country.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:29 | 2713313 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

Why not just call it MF Global again?  The muppets love repetition and things they recognize.

 

MFG - Muppet Fleecing Grinder

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:41 | 2713318 Michael
Michael's picture

OK, just fucking around with you.

I'm taking a 3 week vacation so you'll not hear my antagonistic mind for a while.

You'll have to think for yourselves.

See you in about three weeks, and that was just a psy-op test to see if your were paying attention.

You were.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:45 | 2713320 fourchan
fourchan's picture

the

new

normal

fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:29 | 2713482 GetZeeGold
GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

 

 

The end of the freakin road.

 

Welcome to Corzine's Island.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:22 | 2712456 Strider52
Strider52's picture

ROFL @ Quicksand Partners.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:35 | 2712799 malikai
malikai's picture

Slain Capital.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:23 | 2713167 Surly Bear
Surly Bear's picture

me? call it The Fed.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:58 | 2712855 URZIZMINE
URZIZMINE's picture

Ticker FNK

(F)uct

(N)ot

(K)issed

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:08 | 2712870 THX 1178
THX 1178's picture

Or:

 

 

Phlim-Phlam

Our

Nitwit

Zilch

Investors

So

Come

Here

Everyone--

Muppets

Everywhere!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:13 | 2713027 steve from virginia
steve from virginia's picture

 

Too easy:

 

The Caveat Emptor Fund

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:20 | 2713248 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:51 | 2710797 Chrome Child
Chrome Child's picture

EL OH EL

 

+10

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:46 | 2711230 Vaiman
Vaiman's picture

BOFJ.A

Bend Over For Jon.  Again

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:56 | 2712188 misterb4096
misterb4096's picture

Okay so I have to ask (been reading for a year or so, first comment), where/how did the "Are belong to" verbiage come to be? First few times I saw it I thought we had an ESOL reader making a simple grammatical error, but I'm starting to feel that I'm missing something here...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:58 | 2712391 GeezerGeek
GeezerGeek's picture

It came from a video game. According to Wikipedia "The text comes from the opening cutscene of the 1991 European Sega Mega Drive version of the video game Zero Wing[1] by Toaplan, which was poorly translated from Japanese."

The full text is "All your base are belong to us". You can search on that phrase in your browser for a more complete explanation. 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:16 | 2713393 AustriAnnie
AustriAnnie's picture

+1

Not a day goes by when I don't learn something from ZH.

I thought "all your ____ are belong to us" was just something stupid AnAnonymous said in one of his tirades against American citizenism.

 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:31 | 2713484 GetZeeGold
GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

 

Oh no.......it's totally real actually.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:56 | 2712189 misterb4096
misterb4096's picture

Okay so I have to ask (been reading for a year or so, first comment), where/how did the "Are belong to" verbiage come to be? First few times I saw it I thought we had an ESOL reader making a simple grammatical error, but I'm starting to feel that I'm missing something here...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:00 | 2712396 Citxmech
Citxmech's picture

There was an "Aliens Attack" type computer game (was it on the TRS-80?) in the old days that had the line:  "All your base are belong to us."

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:41 | 2710401 Its the Vatican...
Its the Vatican Stupid's picture

Aaand It's Gone, Bitchez (AAAIGB)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:12 | 2710520 torak
torak's picture

AIG (And It's Gone) Capital Mis-Management LLC

 

Dang!  Now that's got me wondering???  AIG...hummm?  Already taken?  Hummmm?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:34 | 2712794 Ray1968
Ray1968's picture

Where's my money, bitch?

 

I hope I never see that motherfucker walking on the street.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:53 | 2713113 eatthebanksters
eatthebanksters's picture

I think he just signed his own execution order...I'll bet some highly inflamed former customer is going to extract a little frontier style justice...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 21:51 | 2712797 Ray1968
Ray1968's picture

darned thing posted twice

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:53 | 2710490 WorkingClassHero
WorkingClassHero's picture

I Didn't Steal This Capital 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:27 | 2710670 tekhneek
tekhneek's picture

Corzine'd and Corzine'd Vaporfunds, Inc.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:03 | 2712404 Stuart
Stuart's picture

Perpetual Presidential Immunity Fund LLC is quite good but it still doesn't convey enough disdain for he public he clearly has, nor does convey enough sense of audacious corruption. 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:16 | 2713239 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:10 | 2710578 AAA21
AAA21's picture

C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management is the winner!!!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:13 | 2711403 Firing Pin
Firing Pin's picture

DKMF Capital

Didn't Kiss Me First

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:40 | 2710744 sunnydays
sunnydays's picture

MF Corzine

 

Mother

Fucking

Coming

out

raping

zeroing

investments

now

evaporated

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:31 | 2713410 AustriAnnie
AustriAnnie's picture

"C.O.R.Z.I.N.E. Asset Management


 

Complete

Orifice

Raping of

Zealous

Investors

Never

Ends"

 

I read all 8 pages of names.  You win!  +1 (rehypothecated to eternity)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:42 | 2710406 resurger
resurger's picture

lol

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:08 | 2710570 prains
prains's picture

EATMEBEATMELICKMEFUCKMESUCKMEMUPPETS. Ltd

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:20 | 2713249 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:56 | 2713291 merizobeach
merizobeach's picture

Now you're just fucking spamming.  WTF are you trying to accomplish?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | 2710332 Pegasus Muse
Pegasus Muse's picture

I-DK-WTMW

I Don't Know Where the Money Went.

or just I-DK (I dick), for short

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:44 | 2710429 ThirdWorldDude
ThirdWorldDude's picture

M(uppet) V(aporizer) G(lobal), if it's not patented by the squid...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:34 | 2710345 JPM Hater001
JPM Hater001's picture

Connection Lost

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:11 | 2710581 JOYFUL
JOYFUL's picture

VaporTrail Investment Fund...

for the High Flier...& those who luv life on the edge.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:24 | 2712277 Catflappo
Catflappo's picture

see you Next Tuesday

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:13 | 2710589 I am more equal...
I am more equal than others's picture

Your My John and you've been Corozoned Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:19 | 2710622 Divided States ...
Divided States of America's picture

Houdini Asset Management

Guaranteed to vanish your capital in no time.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:19 | 2713247 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:53 | 2712379 Karl von Bahnhof
Karl von Bahnhof's picture

PTGMT
Pay today, get money tomorrow...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:19 | 2710219 Mr Lennon Hendrix
Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Corzine the Muppet Slayer

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:50 | 2710464 Daily Bail
Daily Bail's picture

Prison Partners Fund, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:44 | 2710766 Ghordius
Ghordius's picture

Catch Me If You Can Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 15:40 | 2711870 ZackLo
ZackLo's picture

Moral Hazard Repo LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:26 | 2713172 Frozen
Frozen's picture

SWAG

 

Securities Withheld Against God

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:21 | 2713252 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:21 | 2713395 AustriAnnie
AustriAnnie's picture

WTF is your obsession with cunt hair and obama?

go get a drink or something.

 

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:38 | 2713273 BlackholeDivestment
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:04 | 2712571 Things that go bump
Things that go bump's picture

Are you my exhusband?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:35 | 2710352 onebir
onebir's picture

One Way Street Capital. Ticker: OWS

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:17 | 2710195 camaro68ss
camaro68ss's picture

And Its Gone Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:47 | 2712829 Darth..Putter
Darth..Putter's picture

To bad AIG is taken.....And It's Gone

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:16 | 2710187 No Bid
No Bid's picture

Corzine Advantage Plus

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:25 | 2710269 aint no fortuna...
aint no fortunate son's picture

Dimon Deferred Retirement Partners

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:20 | 2710615 vast-dom
vast-dom's picture

JCFML

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:44 | 2712139 Whalley World
Whalley World's picture

CorZinga

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:26 | 2712773 FreedomGuy
FreedomGuy's picture

Swindler's List. If you're on the list of his clients.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:11 | 2710130 Oh regional Indian
Oh regional Indian's picture

Fraud You Leant Funds, NP (Non Prosecutable)

 

ori

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:24 | 2710263 fuu
fuu's picture

He needs a theme song. Keys, flute, and tabla maybe?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:00 | 2710532 Doubleguns
Doubleguns's picture

Rikers Island Paradise. 

 

I vote for this theme song since it is a march through the devastion.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk&feature=related

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:05 | 2710556 Oh regional Indian
Oh regional Indian's picture

;-) Indeed...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:48 | 2710787 Doña K
Doña K's picture

"Reneged Schizo"

Anagram of "Corzine's hedge"

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 00:22 | 2713253 Michael
Michael's picture

I'm voting for evil vs a cunt hair's less evil, I'm voting for Obama.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:40 | 2710990 krispkritter
krispkritter's picture

Jimmy Cliff - I can see clearly now (the money's gone)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HagzTRmUBIE

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:55 | 2711288 fuu
fuu's picture

I would not sully Jimmy Cliff with Mr. Corzine.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:45 | 2713091 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

I agree. Something more aggressive. How about this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTsBaqiNIg&feature=related
even this manic Kiss Off might be too good actually. Still...not only do they "do it all the time"...they still do.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 04:16 | 2713427 giovanni_f
giovanni_f's picture

Corzine Capital Condenser Opportunities

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:48 | 2710161 yrad
yrad's picture

All Your Funds Are Belong To Corzine (AYFABTC) or (ABC)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:40 | 2712648 BanksterSlayer
BanksterSlayer's picture

MCP2JD: Make Check Payable to Jamie Dimon

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:28 | 2712778 FreedomGuy
FreedomGuy's picture

Collectivist Global. Your money is our money. We're all in this together except I am in charge.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 05:58 | 2713479 cranky-old-geezer
cranky-old-geezer's picture

 

 

ANROC

Absolutely No Return Of Capital

Almost sounds like Enron. 

But I doubt anyone would make the connection.  Investors have short memories these days. 

SIASD

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Sounds real "official", like one of those alphabet govt agencies.   Investors love anything that sounds "official". 

JPM Asset Management

Why not?  It all ends up there anyway.   Investors love anything with JPM in the name.  Real confidence builder.

DAM Asset Management

Dumb Ass Muppets

Self explanatory.   ...or should be.

STS Fund

Shear The Sheep Fund

Reminds investors of the space shuttle.  Real patriotic and all that bullshit.  Investors love that sort of shit too.  

I just thought of something.  Corzine isn't the problem.  Investors are the problem.  Dumbass investors with short memories who go for any "official" or "patriotic" nonsense waved in front of their noses.

I have no sympathy for them. They deserve to lose every fucking dime they have.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:10 | 2712419 boogerbently
boogerbently's picture

Bulletproof Investments

Teflon Jon

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:14 | 2712432 boogerbently
boogerbently's picture

Sayonara Capital

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:28 | 2712781 FreedomGuy
FreedomGuy's picture

The Japanese trading branch? Nice one.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:02 | 2710048 American34
American34's picture

Theft Inc.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:33 | 2710324 Agent P
Agent P's picture

Immunity Capital, LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:29 | 2712783 FreedomGuy
FreedomGuy's picture

Comes with a "Get out of Jail Free" card from Eric Holder.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:05 | 2710554 upWising
upWising's picture

Dracula Fund, NLP  

(Drive A Stake Through The Heart, Still Won't Die) No Liability Partnership.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:56 | 2712848 Waffen
Waffen's picture

Jew Mad?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:04 | 2710060 The Big Ching-aso
The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

 

The Cornzined Fund 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:45 | 2710440 Daily Bail
Daily Bail's picture

Holder's Holdings, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:12 | 2713022 dumpster
dumpster's picture

PIG SHIT   LLC  esquire

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:56 | 2710507 El Oregonian
El Oregonian's picture

Jon "CornHole" Fund.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:54 | 2710815 LeisureSmith
LeisureSmith's picture

John Corzine's Honourable: Bowel Universal Movements or BUM for short.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:18 | 2710609 vast-dom
vast-dom's picture

...

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:48 | 2710786 time2blowitup
time2blowitup's picture

Commingling

Only

Retarded

Zuckers

Investments

N

Europe

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:55 | 2712685 jekyll island
jekyll island's picture

MENSA Capital

"For people who are too smart for their own good"

Ph:  1-800-UR2-DUMB

 

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 23:07 | 2713134 Mentaliusanything
Mentaliusanything's picture

RAWHIDE (NL)

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 03:11 | 2713385 Judge Arrow
Judge Arrow's picture

Bend Over The Hedge Fund aka

       "The BOTH Fund"  

         Where your money is both good and lost...forever            

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:08 | 2710107 No Bid
No Bid's picture

California Public Employees' Retirement System

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:21 | 2710306 Money 4 Nothing
Money 4 Nothing's picture

Aaaand It's Gone LLC.

Be sure to read our fine print below before our divesting, Eeerr, we mean, your investing.

 

The federal appeals court ruled yesterday that not only does BNYM stay at the front of the line, but that using Muppets segregated funds as collateral is NOT a crime, and that if were co-mingling Muppets segregated funds with proprietary funds is NOT fraud.



What this means is that even if I'm somehow dragged into court by private citizens, because you know damn good and well that the Justice Department will never, ever touch me, I now have a legal precedent, likely from some bribed or otherwise coerced Federal Appeals Court, explicitly stating that an FCM can use suckers deposits to pay its debts, and that the Muppet's themselves are subjugated and have basically no legal right to their own monies, no matter what the law says, obviously, we don't honor legal assurances, claims or guarantees made to Muppet investors about their funds held with an FCM or any other brokerage or depository institution. The “secured” Demi God at the front of the line will always be JP Morgan mega-bank who made the fraudulent loan using the stolen Muppets funds as collateral. Other than that, your money is in good hands. Let's start investing Muppets!

 

-Jon Corzine

AIG-LLC.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:36 | 2713068 edb5s
edb5s's picture

And here we have our summary prospectus.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:43 | 2710419 Daily Bail
Daily Bail's picture

Department of Justice Retirement Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:40 | 2710389 solgundy
solgundy's picture

Graboid LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:41 | 2710405 Eireann go Brach
Eireann go Brach's picture

BORHPF (sounds like barf) Bundling Obama Re-Election High Performance Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:50 | 2710470 LMAOLORI
LMAOLORI's picture

 

 

Who ever junked you should be slapped anyway my name would be Theft Unlimited

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:58 | 2710524 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

BOHICA Partners LLC

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:26 | 2710666 deus x machina
deus x machina's picture

new fund name:  DEWEY CHEATEM AND HOW FUND

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:25 | 2712772 WatchingIgnorance
WatchingIgnorance's picture

NLC . . . No Lube Capital

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:27 | 2710671 Big Slick
Big Slick's picture

John Sterling Capital

"It is high, it is far, it is... GONE!"

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:27 | 2712775 WatchingIgnorance
WatchingIgnorance's picture

Vacuum Capital

 

 . . . And have Donnie on the commercial:

 

            "Donnie says vacuum."

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:32 | 2710697 OldPhart
OldPhart's picture

MFU-LOL

Muppet Fund Universal, Liability Off Load

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:56 | 2710824 Sofa King
Sofa King's picture

JI Capital Management LP

(Joe Isuzu, just being nostalgic)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:56 | 2711048 DMZ123
DMZ123's picture

Taken

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:25 | 2711147 Offthebeach
Offthebeach's picture

I was going to suggest OTT, for Our Thing Trading, but I heard from the copyright lawyers for The Costra Nostra and they didn't want to be associated with Jon.

Hummm....

Is blind and deaf mute flipper hands orphan baby raper, LLC
taken?

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:44 | 2712343 icanhasbailout
icanhasbailout's picture

I don't see it in the business search, but the domain name is registered to a Dimon, J in New York City.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:25 | 2711148 GOSPLAN HERO
GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Wanker Fund

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 17:50 | 2712367 tdogg
tdogg's picture

STMA

Speak To My Attorney

 

an S Corp

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:24 | 2712463 WatchingIgnorance
WatchingIgnorance's picture

Corz-Holed . . .

Oh wait, that would be a motto . . .

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:15 | 2712593 Top_Kill
Top_Kill's picture

And It's Gone Advantage Fund LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 19:15 | 2712594 Top_Kill
Top_Kill's picture

And It's Gone Advantage Fund LLP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:10 | 2712729 PC Load Letter
PC Load Letter's picture

Obama Super Pac, LP

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 20:44 | 2712824 bonddude
bonddude's picture

Brigadoon lp, bitchez

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 01:46 | 2713321 Fish Gone Bad
Fish Gone Bad's picture

It should be called "The Honorable Fund". 

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