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What Should Jon Corzine's Hedge Fund Be Named?
Since over the past five years hedge funds are better known for coming up with ingenious names, than for actually outperforming the market (recall that "the aggregate hedge fund index is now significantly underperforming the S&P 500 (from both the top in 2007 and the lows in 2009"), we hereby wish to do the Honorable Jon Corzine a favor, and save him the money he would otherwise spend on an expensive naming consultant, by offering up the creative services of our audience in conjuring the name for his future hedge fund. So dear ZH readers, take it away, although keep in mind Long-Term Capital Vaporization LP appears to already have been taken by a patent troll (soon to be likely sued by YHOO).
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Morgan's Bitch
DEMOCRATS ABROAD
Cliffside Capital;
Fox Pit Partners;
One Cent Limited;
Foolworths;
Banana Boat Capital;
Twilight Capital;
Corzinucopia LLB;
The Break-fast Club;
ZeroPledge Capital;
Amazon.com
duh
I nominate the fund be called: SUBLIME CAPITAL LLP.
Sublimation is the process of transformation directly from the solid phase to the gaseous phase without passing through an intermediate liquid phase. Sublimation is an endothermic phase transition that occurs at temperatures and pressures below a substance's triple point in its phase diagram.
"It wasn't me, it was my finger" fund
Prop-Desk Empolyment and Profit Fund (PEP)
SGTM fund - Say Goodbye To your Money fun.
DWMC
Dude Where's My capital ?
whores fund
Obama Department of Just Us
After 3 seconds of serious consideration how about.
ROFL. = Ripped off for lots.....
Free assange jail corzine
Vaporzine Capital.
(All your money are belong to me).
Hey Everybody...Why is the government ordering so many bullets?
http://www.examiner.com/article/dhs-ammo-specifics-now-redacted-as-n-wes...
Then this:
http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/startling-evidence-that-cent...
WTF
I would gues:
They are about to Commit suicide!
Just a wild Turkey,not to be confused with the cold one!
"clerical errors" would be my guess.
Fat trigger finger error?
Actually you were asking a rhetorical question, right?
We all know why they're buying enough bullets to kill the entire population of the USA several times over. Because they are lousy shots, and will need several bullets per citizen.
Until I'm Dead or You're Broke, NLC
EMPORIUM Capital
The Muppet Show!
CLM Partners (curly, larry, moe)
Jetison Fund
TARNTYALF "These are not the funds you are looking for" Fund
TCM Capital "Three Card Monty"
WIMFM Partners "Where is My F$$$$ng Money"
SOJ Allocation "Staying Out Of Jail"
KIGB Funds "Kiss it Good-Bye"
LIC Partners "Limited Intellectual Capital"
LUO Management "Lying Under Oath"
CVC Assets "Corzine Vaporized Capital"
NCC-1701 "No Capital Controls Enterprise"
I could go on and on, but it is nap time.....
WTF
Corzines Vaporizing Global Ghost Fund Securitys Inpestments Derivativs Swamps!
Insert here and wait!Still waiting???
Look over at London town,Jolly Ponzi Morgue,might be worth the look,what say, YOU SEC?
Not long on time,but short on money!
John Corzine Asset Management Fund
D.S.P. Deep Storage Protection
You put it in and never worry about it coming out. No mark-to-market risk, you can continue to declare it as a liquid asset on credit applications, etc..
800LB Assets
CACA
Corzine Asset Confiscation Alliance
WHOOSH Capital
The Abracadabra Fund
Blackhole Financial
NaNaNaNaBooBoo Capital
Your funds are locked up and I'm going to be out of town for a while, LLC.
Corzine*Madoff Defunding LLC
E.I.E.I.O.
zero
August 16, 2012 – The White Hats Report #47
Watergate revisited?
The beginning of the end of the Obama Presidency has begun. The only questions that remain are:
The most likely starting volley in this unfolding historic process could very well be the resignation of Vice President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.
Whether he uses a fabricated medical condition, or if they make more out of the “slaves and chains” comment he fumbled through the other day, the political machine has to come up with a very convincing reason for his exit. The White Hats believe the brain tumor story, which has come to the forefront again, would be a very good reason for the comments he has been making. Most of our counter parts in the international intel circles see the handwriting on the wall and say expect it this mid-week … and we are there … right now.
What does this mean in the big picture?
Obama is in serious trouble … on multiple fronts.
I am proud of all the ZH'ers who step up t the plate when requested and show stunning creativity in these troubled times.
Via con Dios to all!
True. There have been some really good ones so far. Let's keep it going!
Idiosyncratic Tangible Savings Geometrically Offset Negative Equity Fund
The Dog Ate Your Money LP
Come Hither Capital
Holdem, Foldem, and Run, LLC
Knight Flight Capital
The Buckshot Fund
"Really Inside the Beltway & 33 Liberty Street Partners"
EPIC Capital NL
Earnings Pilfered Imminently Corzine Capital NL
Warm Rain LLC.
I like it. Warm Yellow Rain NLC?
ROFL LLC - Rule Of Fucking Larceny (It's not Rule OF Law!)
BIMP LLC - Belongs In My Pocket
MWM LLC - Money? What Money?
NIGGA LLC - Now I'm Gonna Getcha Again
DAMBY LLC - Don't Audit My Books, Y'all.
I don't know why I didn't see this one:
PIMP LLC - Probably In My Pocket
Edit: Aaaand... it's haiku'd.
Investing money
Was honorable long ago.
Today, naked crime.
JP Morgan Deposit Window LLC
Barack Obama Reelection PAC LLC
FOB (Friend of Barack) Capital Management
For all you Latin Scholars out there:
Eritis Corzined LLC.
Tres carte monte or shell shifting money in motion.
BCPWHHIP ZLC
Bundling for the Corrupt Puppet in the White House Has Its Privileges.
Zero Liability Corporation.
OSIDIA
Oh Shit I Did It Again
Poof ... Pirates Only Option Fund
Crap ... Corzine Retirement Action Plan
Corzinian Capital.... theme: Where Losing Is Really Winning!
Exhibit "A"
MF-Uranus
Who Don't Like It?! LLP
New name: NYSI-NYD = "Now You See It - Now You Don't."
We Regret to Inform You: Corzine Has Been Assassinated.
...off the title alone, the name should be...
''The Prophetic Strong Delusion Of The Murder Suicide Vampire Squid''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZfBWJVHUgg&feature=BFa&list=AL94UKMTqg-9AvgUJgSog0DLOb2c-IBQbw
Jews Screw You Fund
Religion: Roman Catholic
http://www.statelawyers.com/Governors/Governor_Detail.cfm/StateID:30
But who needs facts when you've got prejudice...
Robbem, Cheatem & Howe. hedge fund.
Cellmates Trust
FUCK ME Capital
Financial
Uses
Clearly
Known:
Missing
Equity
Segretaken Capital Asset Management
The Corzine Aggressive Sheeple Hypothecated (CASH) Fund
Precious Metal Amalgam Fund
It's not missing, it's in there somewhere!
Ann Barnhardt & Jon Corzine Farmers Commodity Coop
ECHO
Encumbered Collateralized and Hollowed-Out
BCCEYE SCREW U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9yBYxvRNx0
MFG LLC
Mother Fucking Grifter Capital
"We know where the money is, but unfortunately for you, we are exempt from the law"
Rehypothaclypse now!
BOHICA Capital
The Satanic Tribe Fund
"You'll see your assets when hell freezes over!"
The Tel Aviv Fund
"Where your assests will eventually end up, anyway!"
Tungsten Bar Fund
"What?!? Did you think it was real?!?!"
Swiss Bank Exploration Fund
"We're using your money to explore Swiss Bank accounts!"
The Oy Vey Financial Group
"And you think we would cheat you?!? Oy Vey!!"
Short-Term Capital Vaporization ZLMS (Zero Liability Misappropriation Structure)
Short-Term Capital Mismanagement
YSEG Capital YSEG?
Max Hypo Capital ALGON
Porous Control C(r)ap(s)ital(l) POCK
Absent-Minded Capital Mismanagement (ABCMMM what comes next?)
J C Moregone
Anyone realise the Hindenburg Omen was triggered in late July? Triggered before every major/minor crash in the last 21 years. Valid for 30 days from trigger date.
Check out my blog for more:
www.stephensexton.com
BlackHole
The Pappy O'Daniel Safety and Investment Trust Fund Company, Esq.
MyApocalypse Capital
MAF (Make A Fortune - Me, not you muppets), BPC (bottomless Pit Capital), TGPS (The Great Ponzi Scheme), AIG (abbrevation already in use, And Its Gone), CCC (abbr. already in use, Coin Collector Corzine), JHR (Joes Hit and Run)
The Mirage Capital Management LLC
The UnSegregated Fund
The Community Fund
The, What Wall?, Fund
The, Fund Me, Fund
The, and I don't wear seatbelts either, Fund
iPONZi
His Worship
Fuck off (with respect)
I hope so :p
Dissapearing Wallets LLC
The "indefensible inexcusable investment fund" You build it and we make no apology for taking it to the max!
OPM Master Class Fund I
(other peoples money)
For all you Latin Scholars out there:
Eritis Corzined LLC.
I Love Your Money As If It Were Mine Fund
Where's Jonny? LLC
Where's Jonny? LLC