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What Was Not Said During Jamie Dimon's Media PR Campaign

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Today's Meet The Press PR damage control campaign orchestrated on behalf of Jamie Dimon by the fawning press was just another attempt at redirection, in which a faux contrite Jamie Dimon promises that as a result of being '100% wrong' about his prior "Tempest in a Teapot" description of the Bruno Iksil debacle, he has learned his lesson, and in tried and true American fashion deserves a second chance. The rest was filler. What was not said is that the entire business model of the modern US banking edifice, where due to the Net Interest Margin limitations imposed by ZIRP, is one of prop trading as being a glorified hedge fund is the only way the banks can generate a rate of return above their cost of capital.

  • What was also not said was the glaring lies by Blythe Masters from a month ago who swore up and down to CNBC that JPM does not engage in prop trading: "We have offsetting positions. We have no stake in whether prices rise or decline"
  • What was also not said is that contrary to "conventional wisdom" where a few prop traders have been sacked (most likely due to not taking enough risk) prop trading is alive and well across Wall Street, even if it has been largely rebranded as 'flow trading' - just as the high freaks are scrambling to come up with a new name for HFT because that will make all the difference.
  • What was also not said, nor discussed, is why anyone would trust or invest in these money center banks when their balance sheets are so opaque, even their apparently clueless CEOs flip-flop within a month on what is really happening, with accounting standards so poor, that nobody can figure out what they are investing in, and why Mark-to-Market is still halted (Aren't banks finally quote unquote healthy?).
  • Finally, the most important thing not said, was Glass-Steagall, the one law whose overturning allowed the commingling of deposits and hedge fund activity courtesy of Gramm-Leach-Bliley, hilarious called the Financial Services Modernization Act of 1999. If America is to have even a remote hope of returning to normalcy, Glass-Steagall has to be reinstated. Which is why nobody brought it up on MTP: neither the anchor who is accountable to an organization which needs the status quo for advertising revenues, nor the hungry for TV exposure senator, nor the DCF-expert access journalist. Nobody.

Luckily America's population - at least the part which realizes that nothing has changed for the better, and that fundamentally things have continued deteriorating, especially when removing the central planners' crutches - is becoming increasingly more educated and realizes just how much it is being lied to by prominent bankers, on prime time TV, in a process that further destroys any residual credibility of the status quo. And for those curious what happens when the last ounce of faith in a failing system disappears, we have one word: Europe.

 


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Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment cristo
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I just heard a rumor over the grapevine regarding bankruptcy of attorneys being brought into meetings RE JPM.. I cannot tell you if this rumor is true.. We will find out on Sunday. http://youtu.be/A9l4bN-e1T0

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment knukles
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Oh Really!?!?!?!?!

Which one of thier counterparties went belly on whom that have a bazillion dollar CDS claim and are wooried about recovery?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:31 | Link to Comment slewie-the-pi-rat
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Meet the Press

nah, more like

 Meet the Fcking Monkey hosted by monkey man himself and his cast of chimps

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 01:19 | Link to Comment monoloco
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"Fawning press", no shit, Friday on Bloomberg was like a fucking Jamie Dimon love fest as they paraded out one apologist after another.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment HD
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Never gonna happen. JPM will be around long after mushroom clouds dominate the skyline and zombie Jamie will be feasting on glowing cockroaches.

That said -  I WOULD LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TO BE WRONG.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:50 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I don't see how you could be wrong.  Jamie need only pick up the phone and order up a few billion more from The Bernank.  Yes, super-size it, problem solved.  Oh yes, and don't forget that the replacement money will be counted as income to JPM which will end up in bonus checks in no time.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:01 | Link to Comment Joe The Plumber
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JPM was the Fed before the Fed was the Fed

And still is

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:27 | Link to Comment HD
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:54 | Link to Comment Deathtothecreature
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Nicely Done

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Rahm
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A few billion from the berank won't help this one... not this time.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:12 | Link to Comment AmCockerSpaniel
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It does not have to come to that. It's the MSM that is the weak link. Get them off the money take, and back to looking out for the people. That would really be half the battle. No corrupted MSM, and then no more mind control of the voters.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment yomama91274
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Really tough to understand these commentators with Jamie Dimon's dick in their mouths.

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Cursive
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I refuse to waste my time watching any of this crap (but thankful ZH does it for me and for posterity).  Skip the filler and go straight for the killer -- ZeroHedge.

 

ZeroHedge: (n.) The financial media's 800 pound gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Let er' rip baby.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment wisefool
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Tyler Durden: [to the police chief] Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0001854/quotes

As far as Tyler's excellent current post. That douchebag anchor (David Gregory) is married to a very high level executive at Fanny/Freddy. Everybody talks their book. and is tripple dipping.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment HD
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I would not want to meet Mrs. 800 pound gorilla...

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Nothing Yanks like more that a story of the "king of WS"  falling from grace and his redemption.

Now if Janie Dimon found god, as part of his "second chance" they would crown him president and king of the world tomorrow.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@lizzy36

It's not just Yanks, but - like everything - we do it harder and greater than anybody else.  There is very little moderation in the American character. 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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True.

But yanks are particularily enamoured of those who as part of their redemption tour find god. 

Look at "W".....it is like as soon as someone has found the "lord" nothing counts prior to that finding.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Religion is cheaper than dope.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:55 | Link to Comment malikai
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I beg to differ.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Drachma
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Not for religious addicts.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Amish Hacker
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Redemption is practically required for anyone in the public eye. If you're a politician who screwed up, you find Jesus. If you're a movie star who screwed up, you go into rehab.

The American public is especially entertained by religious celebrities who fall from grace and then make a tearful, televised plea for absolution. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker come to mind, but there have been many others.

Q: Why did they spell their last name with two K's?

A: Because three would have been too obvious.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Mayer Amschel R...
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That's God with a capital G; get that straight you heathen Cunts.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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"Paris is well worth a Mass" - sorry, the French beat us to that redemptive tactic some time ago.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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They already have Warren and former IMFer Johnson asking for resignation as part of the pretend control demolition of TBTF.

This strikes me as a make-over attempt so the public can have the illusion of a victory.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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LOL @ Janie Dimon

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:55 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Lizzy sez:

Now if Janie Dimon found god, as part of his "second chance" they would crown him president and king of the world tomorrow.

 

Naw lizzy - he wouldn't want to take the pay cut.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment QuickDraw007
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Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment brewing
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fling your poo much...

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Marginal Call
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Your site is rubbish for housewives.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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That smug looking cocksucker....he better have body guards cause something bad is bound to happen to him and his kind very soon...
I'm just telling ya....

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Joe The Plumber
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And on an unrelated topic a basic sniperscope and mossin nagant rifle combo can be had for around two hundred bucks. A 440 case of russian surplus ammo is about a hundred bucks

7.62 X 54 is a very nice rifle round

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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Useful info....cheers

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:24 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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Glass-Steagall too arcane for our modernized world. As is honesty and accountability....

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment QuickDraw007
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Great article..  It is going to be very hard for us as a country to break apart the Good Ol Boys club that we are seeing presently in the upper echlon..

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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    They're self-destructing on their [TBTF's] own! For God's sake - Chinas' CB is now in a race to the bottom with the FRB [ZIRP] to see who can print faster and deeper to maintain the illusive 'Hegemony Crown'. The rest of the globe knows what's happening with Americas' Fiat, except 'We the People", with Basel III being trashed here, and a`broad,... staring down from the Great Wall? 

     I'll put my fiat on China with 1.5bn ppl., which by the way if we turned the clock backwards are perhaps in the 3rd or top-half of the 4th inning of a 'obsolete-hard-to-let-go' 19th & mid 20th century american industrial age. Ironically, the U.S. service sector that now makes up ~75% of growth will soon metastasize into the entire exported economy.

      The 'Good-ol-Boys' never left the country, they were always 'Loyalist", wearing a two-sided hat!

Ps. Fantastic Post Tyler,   Thankyou :-)) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Cursive
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This all reminds me of the great skit in "Chicago."  Even if you don't like musicals or Richard Gere, please watch this.  Sums up the media better than anything:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBM82Ju2kJU

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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TEAPOT TEMPESTS

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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  Fee Jon Corzine!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 00:05 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Bumper Sticker of the Month!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 07:27 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Teapot Dome(s)

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment W10321303
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He forgot to say...."As long as I have Mr. Bo Jangles in my ass pocket, I can be the BIGGEST fraud in the world"

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment resurger
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MF Morgan 

JP Global

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment TrustWho
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Jamie Dimon will renew his faith in Jesus and run for president on a constitutional promise to pass an amendment that defines marriage as a relationship between male and female homo sapiens. His prime concern is some female getting a license to marry her male dog. When he announces, all will forget his crimes against western civilization.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Fuck the Lobbyists , Banks and the SEC. Hang the bitchezz and their families.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment reinhardt
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment rebelscum1967
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ZH bringin' the monkeyhammer for the Mourge! Live long and prosper ZH. 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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I agree with sentiment towards big banks taking huge positions IFF taxpayers get stuck with the bill. But regulations are made by politicians who have their agendas and don't really care about the economy. My fear is that they will screw it up AGAIN! Dodd-Frank is idiotic legislation and needs to be undone and done CORRECTLY this time. We know what to do.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/regulation-jpmorgan-chase-and-the-parable-of-the-titanic-and-eastland/

Just don't over react. And letting Socialist nitwits like Trumka and Warren drive regualtion is insane.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Total reset or total fail. Screw anything in between

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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uh....judging the pathological, suicidal and scatalogical way the bankster fuckers have conducted themselves over the last decades, there is no such thing as "too much" regualtion. That is, unless you like watching the financial world go up in flames on a routine basis, with you getting the bill.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment imbrbing
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You can't regulate evil, they will always find another loophole to crawl through.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Every week, there is a new normal.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Loukanika the r...
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This was starting to unravel a month ago and reported here. See http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-15-11/bruno-iksil-jpmorgan-and....

ZH on top again!!

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment veyron
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TECHNICALLY blythe said that there was no prop trading in the silver markets, and this situation didn't explicitly involved prop trading in the silver market.

Let's definitively force her into a corner and admit she lied.  Calling her a liar too early makes us look like boys who cried wolf

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment pacu44
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Yet, the next black swann that may take down the whole fucking thing...

 

Got Silver?

Got GOLD?

 

GOT BRASS n LEAD?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment ableman28
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The author of this article pinpoints exactly a key moment that helped make the financial catastrophe of the 2008 possible.  The repeal of Glass-Steagal was a law originally enacted during the depression by lawmakes eager to avoid having greed monkey hammer BOTH the economy and the society again.  Look well at the names attached to the sponsors of this bill and note the prime driver Phil Gramm a one time Democrat (when Republicans couldn't get elected in the south because Lincoln was a Republican-no kidding) who came out as a Republican later in his career as it fit more truly his conservative values.  

Note where Mr. Gramm, having left the house of representatives, makes his living theses days; Vice Chairman of UBS AG Investment Bank.  Curiously Gramm was for awhile also cochair of John Mcain's 2008 Presidential campaign.

Mr. Gramm's views of the populace suffering under the ill effects of a financial meltdown he helped make possible are well known and easily found on the internet.  His belief that ordinary people are whiner's in a society too often coddled by government and their own cushy expectations rather than willing to confront the hard knock reality of a survival of the fitessed world he seems to prefer is typical of how those on top view those struggling on the bottom. Especially when they are partly responsible for making the experience at the bottom worse.

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:05 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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Phil Gramm's wife Wendy, was employed by ENRON during the "LoopHole Debacle"!

Ref:   "Phil Gramm, UBS & 2 Billion"      http://www.thomhartmann.com/forum/2012/05/phil-gramm-ubs-a-2-billion  

Ps. Sorry, but being a forum must be googled :(

Quote: "In Sept/2011 UBS suffered a $2 Bn. loss beacause of a rogue trader". Sound familiar?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Eternal Complainer
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No surprise there. Runs in the family.
Wendy Gramm also former CFTC Chair Wendy Gramm
Who was mentioned in that CFTC admin judge retirement confessional
Judge Painter

(recap)
"Futures magazine had an article last week about the retirement letter that Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) Administrative Law Judge George Painter sent announcing his retirement.

In the letter, he announces that his fellow admin judge has never awarded a case to a plaintiff in 20 years, and that he did so at the urging of former CFTC Chair Wendy Gramm.

A reminder to those of you who may be unfamiliar with this particular corporate harlot: Gramm was not only the former CFTC chair, but she was an Enron board member and wife of deregulation architect Phill Gramm, who for reasons unknown to decent society, is gainfully employed as a fluffer at UBS, helping to further besmirch the reputation of that bailed out firm.

“In a notice sent to complainants and their attorneys, Judge Painter claims that Levine told him that he had promised former CFTC Chair Wendy Gramm “that he would never rule in a complainants favor”. Painter’s notice goes on to say, “A review of his rulings will confirm that he has fulfilled his vow.”

In the notice Painter recommends the CFTC request the services of an administrative law judge to be detailed to the Commission from another regulatory agency to handle the remain cases on his docket. Painter writes, “If I simply announced my intention to retire, the seven reparation cases on my docket would be reassigned to the only other administrative law judge at the Commission, Judge Levine. This I could not do in good conscience.”
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/10/judge-cftc-corrupt-wendy-gramm-crim...

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Gramm was a minor tool in the repeal of Glass Steagal. It was Robert Rubin as Sec of Treasury under Bill Clinton, and Sandy Weill of Travelers / Citi at the time. 

You are either not well researched or acting as a stooge for the Rubin / Weill clique. 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Vamp-Squid
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The Masters of the Universe (Geitner, et al) have had 3 years of relative calm to unwind the montrous derivatives market and to break up these bloated TBTF's. Instead the derivatives market has expanded even more and the BAC's and JPM's have just gotten more and more bloated. The arrogance to think that it can't happen again is staggering. This may take another doubling or tripling of the Fed's balance sheet to paper this one over.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment stant
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antiicipatory breach biatch

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment zerotohero
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What a wanker - guys like this putz deserve a kick in the nuts so hard their eye balls shoot out. KARMA BABY - do your thing.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:40 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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And those people who are willing to trade IG9 with hopes that they can kick the Morgue in the nuts...those people have got balls of steel...

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment luna_man
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Ah, just another CRIMINAL, we can't let get away!...Right?

 

Remember, NO PRISONERS!! 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Will Blythe have to lift her silver shorts now?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:24 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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They really wish you wouldn't peek up there...something smells.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:12 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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In such a fragile market, it is difficult to gauge what may be THE Black Swan that interrupts any desperately planned "unwind" of the dollar.  Hell, it doesn't even have to be anything really big anymore.   The inability to deliver physical silver is one game-ender among a thousand other cons, but I'm partial to it because it would be nice to see the "common man's currency" be the thing that blows away all the maddening hubris.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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Hopefully, the common man has protected himself with just such a currency.

The list of potential black swan events is growing at an exponential rate isn't it?

A $2 billion loss at a bank that makes billions of profits a month shouldn't even be news if times were normal.

Where is the fluttering butterfly that will cause the tsunami?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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The sheer comedy is Goebbels media had to retake Dimon's original version of interview.

 

Jamie Dimon Retapes 'Meet the Press' Appearance

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2012/05/jamie-dimon-retapes-meet-press.html

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:23 | Link to Comment AmCockerSpaniel
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Did they pull that link/ site?..........  Disregard... I just got through

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Day_Of_The_Tentacle
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Yeah.. something made him change his mind about disclosure in a real hurry.

I have almost no clue as to how those credit indices work, and I don't understand how the basis trade on spreads between cash bonds and CDS's work either, nor how the valuation of those contracts works so that it can affect the holders, so they are hit by margin calls. Anyways, something occured to me, that I would like some community feedback on.

I assume that the IG.9 index business is just a small piece of a bigger puzzle, where JPM has been spread betting on recovery in the US, because the index relates to corporate debt of 121 US companies.

What if JPM has also been spread betting with leverage against Portugese Bonds in a big way, possibly as a hedge on Portugese bond CDS underwritten by JPM. It was mentioned in a Bloomberg article that JPM has underwritten some 206 billion more CDS than they have bought. I am thinking that, if some of that amount relates to CDS's underwritten for Portugal and Greece, it could explain this sudden need for public "laying the groundwork for further explanation". Here is why - and it is 100% pure speculation by an idle little mind:

1) Hedgefunds have smelled blood for over a month. The last month in public, but probably before that in private. Maybe they have been biting JPMs buttocks in other areas as well.

2) 4. May. ZH wrote that the Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund (NSWF) had completed sale of all Portugese bonds (plus other bonds). The buyer was believed to be US hedgefunds like Dan Loebs Third Point Fund. According to the article, the Portugese bonds rallied in all of April, which would have resulted in spread bet loss, if I understand it correctly.

The NSWF has given the Eurocrats a vote of no confidence with this move. Also, they did not roll over in previous months, when there was an attempt to enforce the CACs on foreign law bonds during the the Greek debt restructure. So they have not been playing nice. The Greek debt redemption is set for 15. May, according to ZH.

3) 9. May. Mr. Dimon records the first interview, but something changes his mind, so a new tape is made on the 11. May. I don't believe that it is the trades and losses alone, because they have apparently been underway for weeks. Something else... and big... has happened.

4) 9. May. The EFSF announces that they will withhold 1 billion Euros of the bailout for Greece, because Greece will not need it until June. There was a contradiction in that this was withheld until Monday, but not needed until June??? Anyways, was this a "Fuck you and go to hell" to the NSWF with "thanks" for refusing the CAC? And/or was this the excuse used and broadcast as deliberate trigger point for an outright default and Euro exit starting on the 15. May?

5) 10. May. If so, could that explain Mr. Dimons change of heart, if he has underwritten the CDS's on Greece and possibly a lot more on Portugal. If EFSF is serious about blocking the 15. May redemption, it is bound to rock the boat seriously in Portugal and hence the need for an emergency Conference Call.

Goldman and JPM apparently had meetings with Bernanke recently. Was that about opening the spigots even harder to the European offices, whose true exposure is not reported to the US comptroller?

I do not know, and I would like to hear your views. Maybe I've got above wrong, but it sure feels like something has changed... something big has changed for real.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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You mean, nobody asked to see the "Too Big to Fail" tattoo on his right butt cheek.

So much for investigative reporting.

 

Special shout-out to WB7.

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment junkyardjack
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Everyone deserves a second chance, even the ones who didn't deserve the first one...

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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What about Bruno?   Three other JPM's get canned.  Is he still in there pitching trying to claw back his bet from the croupier?

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Gregory, Levin and Dimon, the newest Joo Stooges.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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who knew dimon was a jew

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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We were sloppy and made mistakes? LOL.

Jamie Dimon is a very bad liar.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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JPM bonuses are guaranteed by the usa congress and federal reserve.

 

THE WORLD IS MINE YOU F***KERS!

 

[dr. evil]

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment holdbuysell
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Took the rant right out of me. I feel much better..

Another job well done.

Thanks ZH.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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When do indictments begin?

Just wait until Holder, AG hears about this. He will be fuming Mad about the lies and misrepresentations

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment fleur de lis
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Why is that scruffy little punk Dimon still yammering about financials  and why does anyone still listen to him when he is incapable of managing a coffee wagon.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:28 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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The fact that he has a platform at all shows he is doing a stunning job of "managing." 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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Well, now we know if a tree falls in the derivative forest and we didn't hear it, the head ranger has to come out a tell us what happened.

From what I can gather, a relatively young CDX tree may have been damaged while being pruned and some blight may be spreading to other trees of the same species.  The tree pruner has been slightly injured, but it is too early to say whether or not he will be able to resume his duties.  The forestry service has been duly notified and stands willing and able to provide assistance and resources as needed.  This incident should have negligible impact on the sustainability and vitality of the forest.  However, tree pruning procedures may need to be reviewed.

We are encouraged to continue our daily festivities.

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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next time anyone sees jamie on an elevator, make sure to yell out loud THAT IS WHY EVERYONE HATES THE BANKS !!!

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:26 | Link to Comment trgfunds
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What Was Not Said During Jamie Dimon's Media PR Campaign

HOW LARGE IS THE POSITION?

IS THE POSITION LEVERED AND HOW MUCH?

IS THE POSITION STILL ON?

IS IT MOVING AGAINST YOU?

IF YES THEN GOTO TEOTWAWKI

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:28 | Link to Comment newworldorder
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These photos remind me of the 3 monkeys parody of separate photos of monkeys covering their respective eyes, ears and mouths, with the caption of " see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." That says it all.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:38 | Link to Comment jmc8888
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They should rebrand George Carlin's 7 dirty words you can't say on TV to 8, because that eighth is Glass-Steagall.  Whenever it somehow makes a brief appearence, it always illicits the same response as the other 7 words broadcast to a church group of the elderly in the 1970's. 

You'll never hear that word out of the campaigns of Moron Mitt or Bullshit Barack either. 

There's more change in the ending from your decisions in Mass Effect 3 than these 'transformational' charlatans claim to represent as a core ideal and purpose for their candidacy.

Leaders that preside over failed policies that destroy us can also be considered 'transformational', just in an inverse fashion. 

They know all the 'buzz' words, but you'd have to be flat out chasing the dragon of hopium to believe them.

Glass-Steagall

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:39 | Link to Comment Arnold Ziffel
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Looks like Vanguard and State Street are Big Holders of JPM:

http://fundville.com/ssearch.php?s=JPM&t=JPMORGAN-CHASE-&-CO.

 

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Thunder_Downunder
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"reinstate mark to market..."

 

But.. but.. That's what *caused* the financial catastrophe! 

 

It only takes a small crack, one minute things are fine, the next theres honesty alll over the shop, on your hands, spattering the curtains.  Do you really want a return to honest accounting? Look what it got us last time... and look how great things have been since...

 

<lolz>

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment newworldorder
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This news program and the main stream media are the equevalent of the "ushers" of the Soylent Green movie - taking us to our financial death with pleasent music and soothing drible from the lying lips of politicians and banksters.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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Until these issues are rectified, you don't have to wonder about where our economy is headed.

-Mark to fantasy

-ZIRP

-OTC Derivatives 

-Repeal of Glass Steagal

-Hidden/illegal swap lines from the Fed

-Fed putting $3T trash on its own balance sheet instead of AAA

 

All of these allow fraud and/or taxpayer backed gambling to contnue unabated.  Anything else babbled by the MSM should sound like nails on a chalkboard. Do not pay any attention to them. You only have so much space in your brain.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment barroter
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What also Dimon never said: "I"m a scumbag thief, no different than some coke addled thug busting car windows to get the change on the floor." 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment barroter
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What also Dimon never said: "I"m a scumbag thief, no different than some coke addled thug busting car windows to get the change on the floor." 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:47 | Link to Comment q99x2
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He has really threatened his own life by his actions. The future is very uncertain for him Bankfeind and others because if things hit the fan people will go hunting the likes of him down as a matter of principle.

As a testimony that justice and law can be restored.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Mayer Amschel R...
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nt

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:35 | Link to Comment vincent
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Reminds me of an infomercial.

What a joke.

 

 

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment ItsDanger
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The fact that Dimon was on Meet the Press, a political TV show, tells you everything you need to know about whats really going on here.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment web bot
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There's a big part of me that's starting to not like the idea of $600 silver. I don't think the world is going to be such a nice place to live in when this hits... and its coming.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Yo web bot...it may not be a good place...but you will enjoy it better if you have stocked up on silver before it hits $600/oz.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Thank God we're not all be allowed to make mistakes costing fifty times our lifetime income and still be allowed to keep our jobs and smile on camera. Imagine where we would be if that were the case. This makes me proud of the fact that I've been fired before for much less failure.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:08 | Link to Comment unununium
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Dimon actually referred to banking as "That Which Creates All Things."  He quite literally considers himself to be God.

How does setting up a massive toll collection apparatus on society's productive capacity somehow equate to producing?

At least we have one thing straight - we know whose "work" Blankfein is doing.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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Such blow-ups are inevitable, more likely today than they were in 2008.  The supposed "cure" or bandaid for the problems coming to the fore in 2008 was having the Fed and Treasury take over the markets and destroy price discovery.  That cure drove so many players out of the market that what is left is a low volume, easy-to-move, impossible-to-hedge group of markets populated by favored TBTFs who cannot move lest they drive the market away from their own position.  In other words, the cure is worse than the disease.

Since massive banks can no longer operate in this no liquidity, Fed-manipulated environment without increasing the likelihood of these types of blow-ups, then TBTFs have even less reason to exist, or be allowed to exist, then they did in 2008 (when they already had sufficient reason not to exist).

When he should have been trying to salvage his otherwise Peter-Principle'd career, Tim Geithner stuck his thumb up his arse and tried to insure his post-Treasury career by playing lapdog.

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Mon, 05/14/2012 - 01:50 | Link to Comment Milton Waddams
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 02:34 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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" Financial Services Modernization Act of 1999"

Congress seems adept at euphamisms and not much else.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 07:11 | Link to Comment highwaytoserfdom
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math chalanged  http://www.occ.treas.gov/topics/capital-markets/financial-markets/trading/derivatives/dq411.pdf  your posting of the Time breast feeding picture with Bernake and Dimon was precessious.   

Jamie has 70 T in swaps on the books and been printed reserves, dividends by FED..  TBTF is TBT(Exist).   The propagandist on CNBS are out talking Greeks picking garbage dumps.    The MSM, banking, military oligopolistic reign of terror needs trust busting.  These actions IMHO are treasonous..  To quote Jon Stewart "WTF did Martha Stewart go to jail?"

The Meet the press was total propaganda on the station where GE did the exact same trades by financing everything except US businesses.    Treason against natural law and humanity. 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 08:47 | Link to Comment Centurion9.41
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Godaddy
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Not only do we need glass steagal back, but we need partnership ownership where managers have their own skin in the game. Absent making wall street no longer publicly traded companies, we need huge claw back provisions on compensation.

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