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While Banks Are Being Shorted With Impunity On Euro Sovereign Debt Panic, Did Someone Forget About BlackRock?

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Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:13 | 1854428 zer0hedge
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Geez dude, not a lot of people would of picked that out. Seems like you are able in take in a lot of information daily AND remember it. Thank you.

I see there are blog posts labeled "Guest Post" every few days and wanted to know what it took to be able to have a guest post published here. I also see a section for contributors who seem to have their very own internal blogs on the site and am interested in getting one of those started for myself as well.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1854449 Unprepared
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To avoid confusion, you have to start by changing your screen name. Look for something more original, like ..... Tyler0Durden from that movie.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:26 | 1854514 zer0hedge
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Is the name why I'm getting the negative votes or is it that the answer to my question is just obvious? I browsed around for a bit and couldn't figure it out. Let's say I go ahead and change my name to " BoyScout" or something like that. What then?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:35 | 1854540 infinity8
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Let's have your resume, dude.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 17:24 | 1854744 Shirley Wilfahrt
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I suggest "Dumphrey Blowfart" for your new user name. 

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 20:08 | 1855132 Best Satan in Town
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Seems like your avatar is making a Wilfahrt.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 19:12 | 1855027 Schmuck Raker
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Go with "Canteen Boy"

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 19:43 | 1855084 Goldman Hufs
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You could start by contributing relevant or witty comments to the articles posted.  Let people see that you are worth their attention.  Then down the road, very far down the road, you could include a link to your blog at the bottom of your posts.  If people will show up then you know you're doing something right.  If people don't then either take a step back to work on your craft or select a new career path.  I will say that you've dug yourself a pretty big hole by using your first comment to ask how you can ride this website's coattails to make money which was only compounded by choosing to take a username that you clearly know little about.

My advice would be to read the articles and more importantly the comments for awhile before jumping in the deep end.   

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 23:36 | 1855458 Ponzi Unit
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Generous of you, Mr. Huf.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 20:41 | 1855196 Newsboy
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First you must study the mystery of Tyler Durden, "The Ghost Who Walks"

Heh, heh, heh,heh....

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1854432 Unprepared
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Until they hit a black rock

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1854579 Western
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Could happen this wednesday...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 19:17 | 1855034 DarkestPhoenix
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Everyone knows this is the fate of the Black Rock:


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:46 | 1854580 Western
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Mon, 11/07/2011 - 19:05 | 1855016 philipat
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What exactly is "Mark to market"?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 23:36 | 1855462 Ponzi Unit
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Wahlberg in underwear.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 05:39 | 1855786 Overflow-admin
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It's expressing the fiat value in today's market fiat valuing. It is a common brainwash concept for saying "hey that contract has value! see how much people agree to pay for it today"


Not to mention that those people agreeing to pay for something that has not any intristic value are completely retarded assholes.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1854433 fuu
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"As with the Italian bonds BlackRock has bought, the financial debt will benefit “as soon as you see stability,” Rieder said".


I am already feeling pretty stabby.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1854436 JPM Hater001
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So I should cough up another couple grand to short Blackrock?

um, OK.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1854472 Unprepared
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You can't. And nobody dares selling puts on them of fear of reprisals.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 17:29 | 1854760 dark pools of soros
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um, isn't it obvious they are just pumping to get rid of the ones they have??   

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 17:56 | 1854818 DonutBoy
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+1  That's exactly what he's doing.  It's insane to believe for a moment that they would be talking up the price of something they're buying.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 19:53 | 1855047 earleflorida
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blackrock inc. is more poweful than the squid  -

takes ~ 2years to get the facts via 'foia' -

 ask sanders, and paul



Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1854438 truont
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Rick Reider just announced:

"Jeepers!  Italy bonds are now even *more* attractive than when I first bought them last month!"

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:28 | 1854518 css1971
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Buy the dip.

Italy can't be allowed to go under. While Greece can kill a couple of unstready banks, Italy would turn the entire Eurozone into a glassed wasteland for the forseable future.

Literally TBTF. i.e. minds will be concentrated.


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:50 | 1854597 chet
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"Italy can't be allowed to go under"

But who is going to stop it?  And with what money?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 17:47 | 1854792 css1971
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ECB. Why else would they put Draghi in? They'll devalue the Euro.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 18:42 | 1854954 writingsonthewall
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....and the Germans? Are you suggesting they will stump up money for the bailouts and then have the spectre of inflation as a 'reward'?


If you think they're going to put up with that - then you don't know Germans.


Unless you're currently paying the mortgages of all the peeps in your street who are out of luck - then you're living in la la land.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 21:32 | 1855266 sumo
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Germany and Italy could get together. like old times, and take Greece's gold.

That would give the can a kick.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 23:40 | 1855467 Ponzi Unit
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Gee, I trust Black Rock. Maybe I'll buy some EZ debt.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 05:44 | 1855788 Overflow-admin
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Yeah debt is rising in value! Boooyaaaah! /sarcasm

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:12 | 1854439 TooBearish
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Blackrock is a long term investor....clearly

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:15 | 1854457 topcallingtroll
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That's what I say too when I miss the top.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:53 | 1854617 Ghordius
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BlackRock the HenchMan
There Is More Than Money On The Table, IMO

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 17:30 | 1854762 matias100
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No sense to be a long term investor if the chances of seing your investment fail are that high. It's like having called people buying dotcom companies months before they were about to fail "long term investors" just because they didn't mind the risk involved. Italy is no Greece or Lehman and 2011 is no 2008!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:14 | 1854446 Lord Welligton
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Between a blackrock and a hard place?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:15 | 1854453 o2sd
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They think they can move the market. Who knows, in this market they could be right. On the other hand, they could be the next Barings.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:16 | 1854468 JPM Hater001
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April -2012 155 Puts are at an almost 12% premium.  All this and the VIX is at 30 and down for the day....


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:17 | 1854475 Lord Welligton
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 “as soon as you see stability,”

OK When will we see that?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:18 | 1854476 BetTheHouse
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Italy is not attractive. Margaret Brennan is though.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:19 | 1854484 Bay of Pigs
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Viva Italia!


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:20 | 1854488 DogSlime
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If the Italian bonds are attractive, why not bet the farm on Greek 1 Year?

Yield is 236.9.  Blackrock should back up the truck on those.  You don't get returns like that every day :)

It will be fine when the "stability" arrives... soon... It will be soon, wont it?  Wont it?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:26 | 1854489 monopoly
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Geesh, if Blackrock blows up, it will make the blow up of Citi when it implodes look like childs play.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:23 | 1854503 LongSoupLine
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"Uh, Rick, you are marking to market right?"



I'm certain Rick's response would be, "Show me anyone else that marks to market, or any regulator that requires it, and I'll consider it."

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:32 | 1854531 Dr. Engali
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Marking to market... that's a good one. We saw what happened the last time the had to be honest about the value of what's on their books.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:33 | 1854533 FlyingDutchman
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Grants is bullish though a few weeks ago.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:33 | 1854536 Mark123
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So, why would we take anything a hedge fund says publicly as anything other than a tactical move to benefit their trade?


I read this as a way to unload some bad trades on dupes.  The only way Italian debt will be stabilized is if the ECB really starts printing...I think we are still far from that decision.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:35 | 1854545 Skyprince
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Mark to market?  What's that?  Oh yeah...some archaic accounting tool...used back in the "dark" ages...a time before our more inspired and creative accounting methods came on the scene.  Can't believe people used to actually do that.


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:36 | 1854546 Zola
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Blackrock = strong hand ?

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 16:37 | 1854552 orangedrinkandchips
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why do I have the lyric in my head........(sorry kid rock)



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