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While Everyone Is Watching Paint Dry Waiting For The Chairsatan To Either Kill The Market Or Send It Soaring...

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/09/2011 12:56 -0400

... here is Barney Frank farting on live TV (granted it is Rachel Maddow so that is debatable, but still).

h/t Bruce Krasting

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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:59 | 1542948 bankrupt JPM bu...

Its tough keeping in a butt plug.

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:21 | 1543050 Dan The Man

...mine's holding just fine.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:24 | 1543064 1100-TACTICAL-12

Barney needs to shove a ham in and jerk out the bone, tighten that sucker back up.....

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:37 | 1543103 Rodent Freikorps

Schumer had an appointment across town.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:41 | 1543122 Zero Govt

it's the flatulence that comes out of his mouth non-stop that troubles me most

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:49 | 1543148 TruthInSunshine

Eat, Pray, Queef

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 14:07 | 1543230 Hearst

Toxic assets Barney?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 14:20 | 1543266 TruthInSunshine

OT from Barney Frank's flatulence, but it would appear that the man who literally wrote the hilariously & ironically titled PATRIOT Act is the godfather to one of Rupert Murdoch's grandchildren (this is breaking as the investigation into NewsCorp's hacking activities in the U.S. are allegedly being undertaken).

How does everyone like the optical illusion and false left-right paradigm being offered up on election day?

Dinh's Ties to Murdoch Under Fire as Point Man in Hacking Probe

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 15:45 | 1543590 Conor

I smell something................

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:59 | 1542950 bigdumbnugly

go easy on barney.

his sphincter muscles loosened to the point of swinging gates long ago.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:37 | 1543100 Manthong

Barney Frank will get what's coming to him.. in the end.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:59 | 1542951 spacecadet

ROFLMAO

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:09 | 1542993 mmlevine

+1T

I like the way he is swaying back and forth before the big rip.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:10 | 1543001 WALLST8MY8BALL

Correcetion - its called swishing!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:12 | 1543010 mourad88

Bunga Bunga!!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:59 | 1542953 WineSorbet

I LOVE ZH!!!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:22 | 1543051 Spirit Of Truth

+100

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:39 | 1543111 Zero Govt

+$14Tn ...or $200Tn as the case may be

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:40 | 1543118 Taint Boil

I think I'll just make ZH my home page ........... 1st place I go anyway.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:00 | 1542955 bankrupt JPM bu...

Its tough keeping in a butt plug.

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:01 | 1542956 Hugh G Rection

I have a hard time listening to anything that comes out of that sputtering cum-dumpster

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:03 | 1542966 baby_BLYTHE

his boyfriend sorta resembles Brad Pitt

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:06 | 1542986 bigdumbnugly

sigh.

a guy like me would have no chance....

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:41 | 1543123 knukles

.... I kinda resemble Barney....

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:17 | 1542987 Hugh G Rection

yummy, Barney likes em young! Our mayor in Portland OR has him beat, he was screwing a 17yr old high school boy during his campaign. The boy toy's name... Beau Breedlove. Why is it that politics and the priesthood both draw the homo-pedophiles?

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/01/breedlove.html

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:27 | 1543074 andybev01

Because the straight pedo's have cornered all of the other professions...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:55 | 1543179 Golf Maniac

Just another thing that makes Portlandia weird. Wasn't the mayor in Portland during the 70s using cops to bring in girls to his office?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 14:57 | 1543423 Hugh G Rection

Yep. We have a tradition in Portland of Mayors screwing children.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Goldschmidt

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:11 | 1543005 slaughterer

But Brad Pitt played Tyler Durden, and Tyler Durden is ...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:29 | 1543070 augie

we are all Tyler Durden... Some of us more than others...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:33 | 1543089 Joe Sixpack

We are all Joe Sixpack (or John Q Public if you wish).

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:46 | 1543133 pupton

Not me, I am Keith Stone

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lfYdLoXu2gk/TJMeitBz4II/AAAAAAAAAWI/BLyDBXW7tO...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:24 | 1543062 jakethesnake76

getting that pict out of my mind is more difficult than the fart video..

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:40 | 1543121 Joe Davola

He looks almost as manly as Maddow - almost.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:00 | 1542957 alexwest

i always thought he's not from Earth: fag+jew+congressmen

alx

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:01 | 1542958 kalasend

Give him credits. He tried holding it until he had to lean to left

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:01 | 1542959 ReallySparky

OMG, I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:14 | 1543020 Long-John-Silver

Are you sure the eye watering is from laughing?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:01 | 1542960 Montgomery Burns

I imagine that after decades of abuse, things are pretty loose down there.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:01 | 1542961 slaughterer

ZH: 1 BF: Pfluuuuuggghhh

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:02 | 1542962 Watauga

Pls, I am begging the voters in his Massachusetts Congressional District to please put this jackass out of our misery.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:16 | 1543030 No Bid

i tried. last election was as close as it's been in forever, and the mgn was still 7% or something.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:02 | 1542965 fonestar

Barney is right on that one though. Why do all bloated, dying empires have this weird, nihilistic pathos to invade Afghanistan?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:03 | 1542967 Bruno the Bear

Bet old Barney's asshole looks like the Japanese flag!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:04 | 1542976 Max Hunter

LMAO!! On a good day.. :)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:12 | 1543009 slaughterer

Who says BF is a bottom?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:31 | 1543084 aheady

THROWING UP.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:32 | 1543085 pods

ROFL!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:33 | 1542969 Mad Cow

Gallows Humor.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543135 Zero Govt

hopefully that day will come soon, and judging by Britain and Greece not too long to wait . .

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:03 | 1542973 nonclaim

He misread the top banner... it said lean forward, not sideways :)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:24 | 1543059 Rodent Freikorps

He couldn't resist going on the show. He probably interpreted lean forward as bend over, and MadCow does look like a young ugly boy.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:04 | 1542974 LoneStarHog

Most INTELLIGENT sound to emit from ANY of his bodily orifices.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:52 | 1543150 Zero Govt

Seconded ...the motion, 'Barney Frank is a Flatulent Toxic Old Windbag', is carried

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:06 | 1542980 anynonmous

a couple of very large SSO bets just now 1.5mm @39.25ish

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:24 | 1543058 CrashisOptimistic

The real issue here is that QE3 vs no QE3 is going to fade quickly as focus.

The focus should be that it's not binary. It's not 0, 1. There's a matter of magnitude.

Suppose he says we're going to buy bonds, and the amount will be $5 billion. We can now get a sell off due to magnitude, not due to yes or no.

If he comes out with $100 billion from 1 Sept to 1 March, that's crash material.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:52 | 1543162 pupton

Please take your intelligent discussion elsewhere, Barney Frank fag/fart jokes only here!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:06 | 1542981 KowPie

OMFG!!!! If that doesn't give me heart failure from laughter nothing will! That is TRULY classic!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:06 | 1542982 the not so migh...

first quiffer from a male i have ever heard

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:13 | 1543014 WALLST8MY8BALL

that would be a white water quiff

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:06 | 1542983 monopoly

I was just thinking how boring this market is waiting for the inmate in charge to bless us and there is Zero Hedge with the heading "paint dry". I hope Tyler is not going to test us on Ms. Frank as I refuse to watch such dribble.

Ok, back to the garden. See ya at 2 for the fireworks. I hate Fed days. What a waste.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:13 | 1543017 slaughterer

Any clips of the Bernanke farting?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:16 | 1543033 Long-John-Silver

He fills the room with Jew Confetti when that happens.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:07 | 1542988 pepperspray

I want my 15 seconds back

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:07 | 1542989 Tense INDIAN

i think thats all for QE3...we should go back to sleep and cover our shorts tomorrow....

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:08 | 1542991 digitlman

It's really his fat ass in a leather chair.

Fucking funny, in any event.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:08 | 1542992 Hulk

No way his asshole can make any kind of noise (the asshole is a one way device only). Its definitely the chair cushion...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:09 | 1542994 Caveman93

Yup, another asshole talking shit again :/

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:09 | 1542998 sheeple2012

believe that's called Q.E. ... EEF!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:10 | 1542999 economessed

Constipation of the mind, diarrhea of the mouth..... sails full from a raucous tailwind.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:10 | 1543002 Silverhog

Tyler, play the fart backwards. I think it's saying "I'm ready"

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:44 | 1543127 LFMayor

Oh man, that's vile! I think I need an exorcism now.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:11 | 1543003 Franken_Stein

Commerzbank CFO Eric Strutz to leave the company in March 2012 duely.

He wants to spend more time with his family.

Yep.

He probably knows more about the dire situation of the bank than his boss Martin Blessing.

http://www.ariva.de/news/Finanzvorstand-Strutz-verlaesst-Commerzbank-381...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:11 | 1543008 pan

Worn-out sphincter bitchez!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:13 | 1543012 Franken_Stein

How do you know ?

Personal experience ?

;-)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:37 | 1543104 pan

Yes! I once subscribed to the motely fool!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:13 | 1543013 John McCloy

And people wonder how a market can crash in days erasing months of gains and digitizing..ITS THE VOLUME BITCHEZ..

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:13 | 1543018 Seasmoke

i didnt hear a word he said......got to love how he made his adjustment before the fart

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:15 | 1543028 Franken_Stein

In order to secure a smooth flow of H2S (hydrogen sulfide) and CH4 (methane).

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:14 | 1543024 hammondo

really....fart jokes at a sad fat hopeless old fag who talks a lot of shite ???

ZH you are better than that....back to the regular progamming please.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 15:57 | 1543637 NumberNone

If there ever is a guy that deserves every excruciating bit of embarrassing spotlight that can be focused on him it is Barney Frank. Save your pity for someone worthy.

Based upon the ease at which he passed the gas on a live TV show with a dozens of viewers, it tells me we are watching the real BF in action. One can only imagine the countless times he made the same action with staffers huddled around him that had to suffer in silence through what is most likely the most vile smell imaginable. I'm sure this is a moment of great amusement to them.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:15 | 1543027 alangreedspank

Frank is the grossest politician I've seen in a long time, and I mean before I saw this. Just the way he speaks, no charisme, he has no talent whatsoever in making us think he's not on the payroll of big banks.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:38 | 1543106 Bear

Butt they love him in Boston

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:18 | 1543037 Franken_Stein

And in Tel Aviv, Israel, secular Jews are camping on Boulevard Rothschild to protest housing supply bottlenecks and energy price hikes.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:20 | 1543043 barliman

The look he gets on his face JUST as it happens ... yep, that was a shart!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:46 | 1543134 jomama

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:20 | 1543044 gangland

i will have a very difficult time getting that cleared up and out of my mind permanently.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:23 | 1543056 citizen2084

The first time BF has made an honest statment in his career and it was his ARSE speaking...we are DOOMED!

Ciao

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:28 | 1543076 Implicit simplicit

He is use to speaking out of his arse, and receiving intimate braille comunications up that avenue.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:24 | 1543063 vamoose1

Was it Policy. Yup.

The Sand P downgrade is too suspicious for this conspiracy theorist. S and P would simply not DARE do that stunt, on a Friday night for max effect.

For the last 2 months the Government numbers have been, gasp almost honest, and uniformly BAD.

So Sand P could have made their point by putting the US on Creditwatch negative, think about it for a while like moodys and look moderately responsible.Quite a feat given their history.

This was policy, it opens the door for QE3 on the QT, weakens the dollar against the Zeuro, and everything else , and introduces some much needed inflation into the picture.

What about the auctions, look, those Chinamen havent bot a US treasury auction for 18 months, and nor has anyone else.

The downgrade was policy, viciously clever policy, scorched earth, the economy was paralyzed, cover, false flag stuff, god help us all

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:28 | 1543077 Cone of Uncertainty

Meanwhile Timmy gives phone sex session to Wang.

By M. Alex Johnson, msnbc.com reporter

Update 1:08 p.m. ET: The Treasury Department says Secretary Timothy Geithner spoke by phone with his Chinese counterpart, Vice Premier Wang Qishan, about "the challenges facing the global economy and the state of global financial markets."

The terse statement from Treasury gave no further details on the call, so it's not known what hey said. But China has been withering in its criticism of the Obama administration's economic policies in recent days.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:29 | 1543079 somethingelse

i've heard of whistling past the graveyard....now we've got farting past the MSM

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:29 | 1543080 strannick

How do you know when a politician is full of shit?

1. his lips are moving

2. he farts while his lips are moving

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:32 | 1543087 Cone of Uncertainty

You guys are fucking idiots, that was no fart, it was a full blown queef.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:35 | 1543098 Mec-sick-o

LOL, it sounds like he ended it with some pudding.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:36 | 1543099 DC

There is a similarity between farts and opinions. Both tend to linger for awhile, then fade away .... the only difference is you tend to remember the fart not the opinion.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:37 | 1543102 j0nx

Fred Sava...errr...I mean Rachel Maddow has that effect on me too.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:38 | 1543105 march52011

lol ZH gives Barney no mercy.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:39 | 1543112 MiguelitoRaton

With his stretched rectum, he expected silent but deadly, forgot he had his virgin whistle in...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:40 | 1543116 pupton

That was some guys Jizz oozing out...I like how he didn't mind leaning to the side on camera to let it out too...like he was on autopilot. Happens to me at work sometime...(not the jizz part)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:40 | 1543120 Cone of Uncertainty

Barney needs to layoff the fisting for a while.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:42 | 1543124 grunk

Just another politician talking out both sides.

Send the guest chair to the surplus property warehouse.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 14:13 | 1543257 66Sexy

"Send the guest chair to the surplus property warehouse."

lol +1

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:42 | 1543125 Dr. Engali

I think he needs to change his under wear after that one.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:43 | 1543126 TapperIsTicked

Quick, pull my finger and tell me who I am.

That's right, overused and totally confused.

Banz will have fun with this one.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:46 | 1543132 DavidC

Trouble is, you can reach an age when these things slip out, whether one wants them to or not!

DavidC

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:47 | 1543136 GoldFinch42

Maybe he had too much fun at Bohemian Grove.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543137 GoldFinch42

Maybe he had too much fun at Bohemian Grove.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543139 mopickens

poor guy, he thinks he's someone

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543140 Nothing To See Here

Barney now has shit coming out from two holes when he speaks publicly.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543141 max2205

can't say he doesnt give a fart about whatever it was......betcha it was spermy wet too

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:48 | 1543142 ToddANON

if you watch that video and hit the #2 key you can hear him fart over and over. the most intelligent part of the video.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:49 | 1543151 Pretorian

Paying people like him even a cent is reason why countries run budget deficit.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:53 | 1543168 ohhtay

Rff over in yahoo said Franks and Beans. I never laughed so hard,I'm still crying. What class.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:55 | 1543176 WilliamShatner

Somewhere in that studio I'm sure someone got a whiff of that fart and thougth to themself "wheww, what piece of shit fucked him up the ass last night?".

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 13:59 | 1543192 HomerToeclipper