Sigh, Whitney Tilson Is Now LONG Netflix

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Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:17 | 1809459 Divided States ...
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He was short as the stock went to the moon, now he is long as it falls off a cliff...Nice!


This is the year that turned many once invincible hedge fund managers into nothing more than front running buffoons.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:47 | 1809499 Pladizow
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Deaf leading the blind!

Tilson and his investors, that is!

Through Sep Tilson's fund is down 30% - OUCH!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1809674 TruthInSunshine
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The Nasdaq is to equity markets as levees are to New Orleans.

When the Levee Breaks 

It's been that way since 1999 and is even more so that way today, given leverage, the structure/composition of the bagholders.

Anyone with a scintilla of intellect should be able to spot the true break point - regardless of The Bernank's (or any other central bankster's) or the PPT's inevitably doomed rescue attempts.

Most importantly, however, It's really a doomed exercise to try and keep a Ponzi going with an employment crisis (with jobs and their relative wages and benefits forming the foundation of any sustainable economic activity) as deeply entrenched, the likes of which we (not just in the U.S., but even more so in Europe, and now in China - where there is a risk of the fomenting of a Jade Revolution) now face .

But nice shot, Bernank (from a purely dysfunctional Keynesian perspective - even if none other than JM Keynes would brand Bernanke you a pure sociopath and complete failure of an economist, macroforecaster and human being).

Hey Bernank, Nice Shot


Tue, 10/25/2011 - 16:14 | 1809765 Fish Gone Bad
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Time for Bedtime for Bonzo!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:23 | 1809507 Whatta
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glad i are not the dumbest invester on planit Earth.


Next up for the Whit-meister, he tell us he is a short of CMG?

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:58 | 1809695 akak
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Whitney Tilson, a.k.a. RobotTrader?

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 16:04 | 1809719 FurZo
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Properly timing the fall of a giant leads to fantastic returns. Take for example RIM and NFLX. While it may require more than one erroneous entry point, tight stops and disciplined trading can yield great returns.

Watch CMG, AZO, HSY and SBUX for topping formations.

Note: Don't retort by stating that PMs are the only way to go. This post is meant for traders to ponder; no need to plaster replys that match those on every other ZH post!


Tue, 10/25/2011 - 18:40 | 1810261 Reform1776
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Good point, also check out Bubble 2.0 stocks AMZN and PCLN.

PCLN has nice triple top.

Feel free to load up on some speculative OTM Jan 2012 PUTS for fun and profit.

You can thank me later.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 20:55 | 1810591 Whatta
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I hear you.

How much were, say, $100 puts going for on NFLX a few months ago? Pennies? So you spent a few $US along the way. Once you were correct the payoff would have been enormous.

Pennies a share into $$$ a share in a few months. A $100 contract now worth $4000 or more.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 08:56 | 1811868 Reform1776
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Exactly. One can stay solvent a long time playing these overinflated bubble stocks this way, then eventually will pay off when they pop.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:24 | 1809513 Hedgetard55
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The recent stories about Ray Dalio made me wonder whether his "organization" and his famous "meetings" with his people and his desire to be "challenged" etc. are not all bullshit, a beard or front to hide the fact he is merely just one more (successful) frontrunner with inside information. Like Madoff's "organization" and "proprietary trading strategy" were.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:26 | 1809526 gangland
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on a long enough timeline a chimp can type up Hamlet

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 18:21 | 1810206 Don Birnam
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"Stock goes down, you short it ? Stock goes down again, you buy it ? Farewell and adieu... ...!"

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 22:41 | 1810455 gangland
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The cage goes into the water... you go into the water... the sharks in the water... our Shark...

Farewell and adieu, to you fair spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.

For we've just received orders, for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore, shall we see you again.

Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!

Hooper! Five degrees port
now... hold your course!

ESFS /geithner you sonoffabich!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:09 | 1809463 PicassoInActions
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Almost like Romney

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:12 | 1809471 Xibalba
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oy vey

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:13 | 1809474 caerus
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maybe whitney should just stay away from this one

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:13 | 1809475 Josh Randall
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Whitney Tilson...isn't he that Farting Preacher guy ?


Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:13 | 1809476 rajc
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short bidu

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:14 | 1809481 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Hey, this guy is using my patented get-poor-quick trading strategy... i'd sue if i could afford the legal fees.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:26 | 1809509 Pladizow
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Then would'nt suing be included within your get-poor-quick plan?

Get Po, Mo-Quicka!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:15 | 1809485 firstdivision
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Short low, cover high, buy high, sell low

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 08:58 | 1811883 Reform1776
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Someone from the govt needs to hire this guy quick and put him in charge of something really important.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:17 | 1809488 Sudden Debt
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Robo's fanclub has exploded to the upside!!!

1 Follower and counting!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:17 | 1809491 Cone of Uncertainty
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Upvote if you felt the whipsaw fly by your face too.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:18 | 1809493 zebra
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what else does he got?

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:20 | 1809498 TooBearish
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1st rule of trading - dont average losers...

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:25 | 1809505 buzzsaw99
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got kicked in the SAC, now he's back! bucking for hall of fame larry summers-harvard money management level incompetence methinks.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:23 | 1809506 monopoly
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And how much does this idiot make every year?

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:24 | 1809516 Whatta
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he commands a hearty 2 and...0

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:25 | 1809519 monopoly
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Looks like Robot is at the park today with the pigeons in LA.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:25 | 1809522 LoneStarHog
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"Money manager Whitney Tilson..." BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... you did say, "Money manager"? ... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Oh, gawd...enough...I can't take any side is splitting.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:27 | 1809527 Dr. Engali
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Wonder if he owns first solar too.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:27 | 1809530 DonutBoy
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Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:28 | 1809535 The Axe
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Sorry...I must miss something..I got that HE open a long today...before the crash...??? 

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:30 | 1809553 lizzy36
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That value investing conference must have been BRILLIANT.

2/20 baby......2/20.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:36 | 1809584 disabledvet
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Say that again...only slowly. "Vaaaaaallllllllluuuuuuuuuue."

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1809590 disabledvet
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I see Mother F#\!^~! Global is having a banner day as well.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:37 | 1809598 YesWeKahn
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His philosophy isn't any different from mine when I started trading with real money. Are you saying that he is making beginer's mistake?

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:44 | 1809613 SloMoe
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What kind of a name is Whitney, anyway? Sounds tailor-made for getting ones ass kicked.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:41 | 1809616 carbonmutant
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Whitney is losing money today...

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:42 | 1809623 Bam_Man
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This is how compulsive/degenerate gamblers behave. I have seen it firsthand.

The only difference is that this guy is probably doing it with "other peoples' money".

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:56 | 1809685 Thucydides
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Hey I resemble that remark!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:43 | 1809627 AxiosAdv
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He's always been overrated as a manager, but the fact that he's down 30% YTD proves it in spades.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:55 | 1809675 eBuddha
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spin the bottle: genius or jackass.

btw - who cares.


Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:59 | 1809697 slackrabbit
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he's hoping paul allen of microsoft will buy the rest.

meanwhile ms shareholders are hoping alan has a rest and retires

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 16:07 | 1809730 reinhardt001
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Priceless video of Cramer in full permabull carnival barker mode on NFLX @ 299.


Tue, 10/25/2011 - 18:03 | 1810158 navy62802
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Never run out of laughs with that guy.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 16:11 | 1809754 SheepDog-One
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Is Whitney Tilson really RoboTrader?

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