Of Whitney Tilson's $345MM In AUM, $104MM Is In Call Options, $24MM Is In Warrants

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For all the totally inexplicable facetime T2's Whitney Tilson gets on prime time financial comedy air, one would imagine that the man runs billions and billions. Instead, as per the just released 13F, Tilson's fund has a grand total of $345MM in long AUM as of March 31. So far so good, however that does not explain why the manager has a Sharpe ratio of roughly 0.00 in the past 3 years. Well, now we know: of the $345 MM total, a ridiculous $104 Million is in call options! In other words, not only is Tilson nothing but a bullish bet that copycats various other select hedge fund portfolios, it is a mega-levered one at that, with what appears ridiculously high theta! It get's worse: as it turns out, another $24MM or so is... in Warrants. Yup: all levered products without actually owning the underlying, leading to massive monthly swings in actual P&L. In other words, real assets held by Tilson amount to $217 Million. And one wonders why the fund can be up 20% one month and down 30% the next... or how Tilson can spend hours a day on TV.

Here is the drill down:

  • Tilson's top position is a $76.3 million call option on Berkshire.
  • Of $345MM in long positions, $104MM are CALLS
  • Of the remainder, about $24 million are warrants
  • The top 5 positions are nothing but a levered pro-cyclical call: 3 out of 5 positions are Berkshire Call, stock and a Goldman call.
  • Tilson has 50 positions that amount to less than $5MM in AUM
  • When eliminating options, Tilson's 10 largest positions are Iridium, Howard Hughes, Berkshire, Citigroup, JC Penney, Netflix, Sandisk, Goldman, AIG and Alexander and Baldwin
    • Of these, Irridium is a Warrant.

End result: we expect many more appearances from the Call buyer on CNBC, where he gets a few hundred dollars for every appearance. Trust us: he needs the cash.

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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:41 | 2428591 LongSoupLine
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Even the most amateur of day traders are calling him an idiot.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:45 | 2428634 Divided States ...
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Honestly, Tyler, anything to do with Tilson shouldnt get any attention here. We already know he's nothing more than a glorified front runner.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:03 | 2428720 NotApplicable
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Yes, but now we know just how glorified.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:08 | 2428726 ihedgemyhedges
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How's that JC Penney call working for Tilson right now???????????????  Long the common and a call.  TIMBERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:27 | 2428814 redpill
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I find it utterly bewildering that people are paying this fund to buy Berk for them.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:41 | 2429334 rajat_bhatia
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"Tilson is a disciple of the Graham-Dodd-Buffett-Munger school of value investing. "


 ....was one of five investors included in SmartMoney’s 2006 Power 30, was named by Institutional Investor in 2007 as one of 20 Rising Stars, has appeared dozens times on CNBC, Bloomberg TV and Fox Business Network, was on the cover of the July 2007 Kiplinger’s, has been profiled by the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post, and has spoken widely on value investing and behavioral finance....

.....He earned an MBA with High Distinction from Harvard Business School in 1994, where he was elected a Baker Scholar (top 5% of class)......


tells u so much about so many things

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:17 | 2429652 Freddie
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Did he get into Harvard on a native American preference like that Elizabeth Warren running for Teddy Kennedy's seat?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:36 | 2428839 El Oregonian
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The guy's a smuck....

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:40 | 2428594 midgetrannyporn
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brk omg lol hahaha

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:43 | 2428605 ACP
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That just made my day.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:43 | 2428616 CvlDobd
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Where are the Barnes and Noble insider info shares?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:54 | 2428682 Roy T
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I believe he said he was short Barnes and Noble up to like a week before it popped, and, by some miracle, went long the day or two before the partnership announcement.  I may have my days off by a couple of days.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:56 | 2428696 CvlDobd
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Your dates are close enough and that's what I'm referring to.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:02 | 2428719 Roy T
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These are positions as of 3/31.  The Barnes & Noble and Microsoft partnership was announced in late April and short positions are not shown

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:24 | 2429043 CvlDobd
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I meant it more tongue in cheek but your point is well taken, thanks.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:43 | 2428617 ebworthen
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"I'm putting most of it on double-sixes for the next dice roll.  Waitress!  Double scotch please."


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:49 | 2428654 ihedgemyhedges
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We bones throwers refer to that call as "midnight"............double sixes and "boxcars" is for amateurs..........

And always call a "horn high midnight" if you throw back to back ace/deuce.  No charge for the advice.....

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:06 | 2428732 NotApplicable
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Didn't they tell you that is supposed to be a guild secret?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:44 | 2428623 Dr. Engali
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Wow! This guy is an embarrassment. Somebody shoot his positions and put him out of his misery.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:08 | 2428735 NotApplicable
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What are you talking about? I find this highly entertaining.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:44 | 2428625 Sam Clemons
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Is the Government going to investigate his trades and provide regulation (not enforce) to make sure he doesn't lose his own money too?

If we can just regulate away risk, the world will be so perfect besides the fact that there won't be rewards. 

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:44 | 2428626 Surly Bear
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All he needs now are some puts and he is covered both ways....

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:46 | 2428630 Roy T
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Totally on board, how this guy get air time almost EVERY DAY is a mystery to me.  My favorite recent Tilson moment was when he said "Thank You Mr. Market" when NFLX hit 85.  He bought some more under thought the market was giving him a gift.  Oops.


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:46 | 2428633 LetThemEatRand
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Yet he makes a lot more than most of us.  Who is laughing now?  The entire system is a scam.  

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:47 | 2428641 5880
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Theta and Vega in calls, nice

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:48 | 2428651 Venerability
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Oh, No! 345?

And this is Mr. Obama's example of a "job creator?"

(To be fair, I think the Obama-ites were misled and had no idea about the message they were sending.)

Please read my latest multi-part Stock Talk at Seeking Alpha.

I mean every word of it.

Some have gone way too far. And it is they who have the most - actually , all - to lose, since the Rest of US have only bread crumbs left, anyway.

Markets or Computer Games?

And, which, Dear DOGs, are easier to hack into by every Organized Crime group in the world, plus any rogue country or political group which wants to make a point?

It's not only that Real Markets which welcome Real People are fair and just and moral, compared to fixed Computer Games.

It's that they are far, far safer.

Because the original Fixers often get Fixed themselves.


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:50 | 2428661 tinhats
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You know, short positions aren't disclosed on 13F filings. Could be that he has another leg to the position (ex. short BRK.B stock) so that he is simply long volatility in the underlying. He could even be massively short the stock and has the calls as a hedge. Who knows. But either way this article is pretty misleading.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:57 | 2428698 Roy T
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Possible, but I doubt it.  As one of the few CNBC watchers, I know how much Tilson loves Buffett and Berkshire.  He certainly says it enough. 

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:10 | 2428746 NotApplicable
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Hello??? He's the poster-boy for CNBC contributers, not someone with intelligence!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:49 | 2428663 i love cholas
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Tyler why the hard-on for Whitney? I'm late to the party. He doesn't manage any of my money so I don't care. 

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:33 | 2429289 LudwigVon
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  • Continuously discrediting the statist shills paid to mislead may inform even one more of the ones "who must fight" ...likely many more


  • Documenting loser shills and losing strategies in a timely manner yeilds truth-capital to draw upon in the future
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:55 | 2428686 Cone of Uncertainty
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Whitney Tilson: If it were raining pussies, he'd get hit in the head with a dick.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:08 | 2428731 Dr. Engali
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+ 69 That was damn funny :>

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:00 | 2428707 bobola
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So, I would have to get cable TV to see him in action, then...???

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:10 | 2428745 Pairadimes
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Just one of a legion of naked emperors running around in the world of fictional finance.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:12 | 2428756 Scalaris
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If anyone's interested I'm setting up a hedge fund.

Going all in on penny stocks, J.C. Penney, RadioShack, anything with solar panels, Zynga, and of course Group On. Facebook will obviously be added upon admission.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:16 | 2428773 Diesel Seven
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Sounds good! Don't forget TVIX, but only if it is trading at a price 20% or greater to NAV . . . Sears too . . I hear K-Mart is doing well . . .

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:19 | 2429028 jamezelle
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can i have you ticker so i can short it early lol

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:26 | 2429047 Scalaris
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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:14 | 2428758 Diesel Seven
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Wait until he decides to play volatility . . . might start buying UVXY calls . . .

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:15 | 2428762 stormsailor
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uncertainty, hahahahhahaahhahahahahahah.  my sides are hurting.  +100

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:32 | 2428829 I am a Man I am...
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there is no way this guy is making money

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:44 | 2428867 Matt
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... for his clients. I'm sure he himself is doing just fine, but it's nice of you to care.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:47 | 2428884 innsbrooklad
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Tilson is a legend in his own mind....

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:04 | 2428985 Augustus
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The reason he fell in line with the Omaha Orangutan on tax increases was in the hope that he can become as close to the Obamacons as Corzine the bundler.  Get an appointment.  His fund will be finished in six more months.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:53 | 2429144 prodigious_idea
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Spare a thought for how his donations to childhood education might suffer as a result of his financial missteps.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:26 | 2429503 SwingForce
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TARP warrants on AIG & JPM? And I can't believe Irridium is still alive, how about Clearwire now that Light sqd is fkd? A convertible preferred is like a bond w/ warrants, chek out what RCWhalen is doing w/ Tangent.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:36 | 2429532 SwingForce
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Alexander & Baldwin????? Didn't they make Annuities & Pianos? I thought they went bust in the 80's.

Please Tyler, any more info on exp / strike on these calls? These idiots go years usually, just wondering...

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:44 | 2429724 long-shorty
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Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about selling those JCP calls that are now bid --- / ask 0.05.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 12:07 | 2431717 virgilcaine
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I'm betting this fellow will not last the year. He's down 80 % YOY on Nflx and JCp alone.

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