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Who Actually Votes In America?

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Depending on how one views the current state of the union, this infographic from offers insight into who is to be thanked or which cohort of our illustrious population didn't do enough to exercise their right for democratic central-planning by-fiat. Our favorite - top reasons for not voting: Too Busy or Not Interested; we can only assume American Idol or X-Factor was on that day. The rich voted at higher rates than the poor and the corollary perhaps that higher levels of education led to higher levels of voting leaves the big question - will even fewer of our unemployed turn out to vote this time that the 54.7% that turned out last time?




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Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:27 | 2392917 Gringo Viejo
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Patriots, Free Shitters and Sheeple.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:37 | 2392935 flacon
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Vote for cancer or gangrene. It's no wonder the Intellectual Educated Keynesians think that Cancer is a better death than good ol' gangrene. 


USA is a corporation fiction. The real country was aborted long ago... Even Ron Paul can't save the Corporation. 


And why do we have to "REGISTER" to vote? What is a Citizen? Are you proud that you are LICENCED to drive? Why are we pleading to our masters for leadership and slavery?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:32 | 2393000 Paul Atreides
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Where there is no way to vote against the interests of Goldman Sachs and the international banking cartel continue to rob americans blind there is only one soluton:

Armed Revolution and Public Hangings

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:42 | 2393106 vast-dom
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not sure who created that infographic -- prob some douchbag that wants one to vote -- but there is a typo in the 45-44 which should obviously read 45-54....oh well, and we wonder why it's all fucktarded douchbagery.....

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:03 | 2393115 Michael
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Just had to pass on this comment from a poster on Daily Paul;

Yep they are controlled. Submitted by DuaneK36 on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:45.

All mass media down to magazines and local news papers are under control by world banking cartels. Their goal is world control, one world government. The USA will fall to them if they are not stopped. National police force put in place, TSA, removal of rights, the USA declared a war zone in the fabricated "war on terror". Can anyone see the similarities to Germany circa 1930? We've already surpassed Hitler's death toll and number of countries invaded.

Most of us are aware of the bigger picture and the deep seeded evil and corruption that has permeated our nation, but it might be best to not mention it., althought once the realization is grasped then it fully explains everything from the news media's bias to the passion of Paul supporters. It is too much to digest for others who come here to learn about Paul. Stick with end the wars and fix the economy! That is hard enough to get across, givin the complete brainwashing people have had from that glowing box in the living room.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:17 | 2393206 Oquities
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voting is pointless now.  simply observe the fact that Michigan congressman John Dingell and his father have held the same congressional seat since 1937.  this is a fiefdom, not a congressional district.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:38 | 2393213 Chuck Walla
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voting is pointless now.  simply observe the fact that Michigan congressman John Dingell and his father have held the same congressional seat since 1937.  this is a fiefdom, not a congressional district.


Fiefdoms are damn expensive, Junior!  Respect the graft that has been paid out to make that little machine run for the Democrat few who benefitted. They destroyed Detroit, crushing the souls and lives of the millions they claim to love, to get and stay wealthy.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:41 | 2393012 Incubus
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Licenses to drive mean nothing when any fool can get em.


Ever live in a region with a large old person demographic?  Geezers can't drive and they don't get the hint to just die already.


Fuck medicare:  old people should be shot into space once they turn 65.  65 years isn't enough?  You greedy fucking pigs.



Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:14 | 2393053 Manthong
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The way things are turning out down here, a lot of folks might want to take you up on that last thrill ride idea.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:21 | 2393057 The Proletariat
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This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:10 | 2393090 Michael
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I want a gun safe room like Brad Pitts's in the movie Mr and Mrs Smith.

I'm thinking about making a false wall in my walk in closet at the end, maybe just hiding it with cedar so no one knows about it.

Perhaps the NSA is listening. I just think it would be a nice thing to have.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:39 | 2392937 Short Memories
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Representation doesn't look too skewed (compared to what I expected).

Now you just need someone real to vote for! A shame really

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:30 | 2393210 Chuck Walla
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Dad voted straight Republican all his life, now its straight Democrat since he died.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:30 | 2392924 James_Cole
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Voting only has a point when there are contrasting party values to vote for - the apathy makes a lot of sense.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:16 | 2393248 tgatliff
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I agree.   Also, seeing as the world is about to have a reality check (aka Status Quo loosing control), then I personally do not think that it really matters who is in charge.   Picking the particular "flavor" of oppression that the government uses in an attempt to prop themselves up is not that important to me personally.


If Romney was to pick Ron or Rand for his VP, then I assure you that I would be at the polling booth at 8am that morning.  Heck, I am betting that even allot of the dead peoples votes would be counted at the election.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:08 | 2393307 TheMerryPrankster
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Because the vice president exercises such massive amounts of power? are you high or just naive?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:33 | 2392926 Yen Cross
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 Jo, Mama VOTES, Tyler!  Tell me I'm wrong?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:33 | 2392927 ragequit
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I didn't realize my vote mattered.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:37 | 2393104 Mariposa de Oro
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It doesn't.   Think again.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:54 | 2393144 bonin006
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I voted for hope and change, and all I got was a third term of Bush. Now I know why:

(click next strip button after above link for page 200 also)

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:35 | 2392928 F. Bastiat
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Whether it makes a difference or not, I shall be voting against the Hawaiian Allende.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:35 | 2392929 StavropolJames
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Let's hope it's a lot less than 54.7% who vote this time so the new leader that is chosen for us can't claim they actually represent the majority of Americans.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:53 | 2392958 machineh
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Top reason for not voting: to avoid collaborating with a fraudulent system run by a corrupt, illegitimate duopoly.


Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:37 | 2392932 VyseLegendaire
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All of the categories of those who are more likely to vote correlate to how enslaved/socially conditioned you are.  So its not surprising.  That said, don't vote if you have a brain.  If nobody voted there would be clear illegitimacy to the criminals running the asylum. 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:40 | 2393265 bonderøven-farm ass
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“All voting is a sort of gaming, like checkers or back gammon, with a slight moral tinge to it, a playing with right and wrong, with moral questions; and betting naturally accompanies it. The character of the voters is not staked. I cast my vote, perchance, as I think right; but I am not vitally concerned that that right should prevail. I am willing to leave it to the majority. Its obli­gation, therefore, never exceeds that of expediency. Even voting for the right is doing nothing for it. It is only expressing to men feebly your desire that it should prevail. A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, nor wish it to prevail through the power of the majority.” ~ Thoreau

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:37 | 2392933 Yen Cross
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 That Chart is pretty GOOD!/   Lets's play Toss-A Cross!   Lawn Darts work!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:41 | 2392940 Agent P
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Used to live in has the lowest turnout because if you turned on the car radio while driving to the polls, you were told who won the election.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:43 | 2392942 OldPhart
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I guess the 45-54 demo doesn't count for shit anymore...(sigh).

I WILL be voting, however, just so I can write in RON PAUL.


Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:44 | 2392947 Yen Cross
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  I love ya Guys!   Smoking!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:44 | 2392949 GFKjunior
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Cool. I am one of hispanics and texans that never has and never will vote.


What explains asians low turn-out? I would imagine they have proportionally higher education and income rates than blacks and hispanics at least.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:11 | 2393052 What_Me_Worry
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I've never heard a major candidate really pander to Asian Americans.  Plus that is a fairly broad demographic with huge divides in culture.  Probably better to focus on the more gullible groups that are looking for their bread and circus.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:30 | 2393056 akak
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What explains asians low turn-out?

Huh --- I didn't realize that Russian-Americans, Turkish-Americans, Pakistani-Americans, Indian-Americans, Israeli-Americans, Arab-Americans, or Persian-Americans had a low voter turnout.


PS: If by "Asians" you actually mean "Oriental-Americans", then SAY "Oriental-Americans" --- stop with this bullshit PC "Asian" crap already, and stop sounding so mindlessly geographically ignorant.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:37 | 2393077 jomama
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what do you expect?  he referred to himself as 'hispanic'.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:30 | 2393101 akak
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At least the word "Hispanic" is not overly and unnecessarily ambiguous.

Unless the acolytes of latter-day political correctness have redefined that word as well, to refer ONLY to those from, say, Mexico or the Dominican Republic.

This ridiculous American PC redefinition of "Asian" to refer to ONLY Orientals would be analagous to suddenly referring to the French, and ONLY the French, as "Europeans" --- all other inhabitants of the continent of Europe being ignored.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:00 | 2393295 Umh
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I wonder what percentage of those we call Hispanic are actually "native americans"? Most of them don't look like the people in Spain.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:26 | 2393130 AnAnonymous
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Because Russians, turks, pakistani, indian, israelites, arab, persian are not oriental?

Only US citizen can that easily substitute a propaganda bit by another?

Maybe what you are looking for is a label with a racial connotation like yellow race or something?

Racism is so central to US citizenism. Indeed, maybe be time to end with scam like asian, orientals when one means race.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:10 | 2393169 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous squatted on the roadside and dropped this:

Because Russians, turks, pakistani, indian, israelites, arab, persian are not oriental?

Yes, that is what he said. How nice of you to swallow your Chinese citizenism pride and agree with him.

Only US citizen can that easily substitute a propaganda bit by another?

Ah, ah, wok calling rickshaw black, Mister Chinese citizenism paid propaganda generator?

Maybe what you are looking for is a label with a racial connotation like yellow race or something?

Chinese citizenism citizen propagandist race most accurately categorized as hybrid of idiot citizenist race and delusional citizenist race. Quite a lineage you have going on downthere.

Chinese citizenism citizenist race must be related to US citizenism citizenist race, probably through common ancestor of Easter Island citizenism citizenist race.

But hey, it is all relative bro...


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:11 | 2393438 JohnKozac
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do you mean "white asins" or "browns asians" or just plain 'ole asians?


The MSM wants to know.....

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:01 | 2392972 shuckster
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God I wish women weren't allowed to vote

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:49 | 2393028 pan
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I love ZH!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:43 | 2393107 Mariposa de Oro
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You've got your wish with THIS woman.  I'm so disgusted with the whole stinking mess I can't see bothering with it.  BTW, didn't vote for the Kenyan.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:44 | 2393108 Mariposa de Oro
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Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:04 | 2392978 Brian219
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Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:10 | 2392984 wandstrasse
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I will give my vote to INGSOC, like every time.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:15 | 2392986 Incubus
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never voted and never will. 

Not gonna waste my time voting for Paul when you know the establishment WILL NEVER LET HIM GET ELECTED.

The sheer stupidity of your average person in America cannot be counteracted.  Where the establishment steers them is where they will go.


All they want is basic psychological fulfillment and they'll never take an action to compromise the systems that allow for that primitive fulfillment.  When the systems break down--they become violent.  Never assume noble action from the masses.  They're simple and fucking crude and only react to needs and wants.


And when war comes--the dumb base animals will get worked into a fervor to go kill other dumb base animals from another country.  Never will these cretins turn their gaze to the real culprits--the actual people responsible for their misery and simplicity.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:16 | 2392990 Yen Cross
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 Thats understandable!  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:45 | 2393021 bag holder
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Try again when Dr. Paul is the establishment nominee.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:52 | 2393186 blueridgeviews
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The establishment doesn't control WHO gets elected they control who WHo gets the most support to be their nominee. The voter controls who gets elected.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:02 | 2393299 TheMerryPrankster
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you don't need to  control who gets elected if you have corrupted both official parties. 2 sides of the same coin, let it flip, it doesn't matter if it lands heads or tails, you've bet both ways and win regardless.

How can a real democracry have only 2 official parties? think about it.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:14 | 2392989 Bill D. Cat
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Where's the dead or older stats ?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:23 | 2392992 toady
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I first voted for HW's second term, no go, then I voted for Perot in the next one, just because I was sure he would push the button, but no go. I voted for Gore in the next one. I was making crazy money on the Interweb, and he invented it, so I figured I'd help him out. No go. I developed a bad case of BDS after 9/11, and just KNEW I had stop W before he destroyed the world, so I voted for Kerry. No go. After NEVER seeing my guy win, I have officially given up. I tried. Don't blame me.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:49 | 2393025 bag holder
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Who's your guy this time

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:09 | 2393048 toady
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As I said, I've given up. The only one that would get me out to vote is RP.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:33 | 2393071 Lednbrass
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Considering your track record and bearing in mind that ID doesnt seem necessary to vote, would you think about doing us all a favor and voting for both Obama and Romney this time around?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:20 | 2393126 LongBallsShortBrains
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.... Rick Perry?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:25 | 2393474 toady
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The man can deep throat a corn dog, what else does the job require?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:41 | 2393183 Clashfan
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How can RP be trusted if he won't tell the truth about 911?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:39 | 2393507 Its the Vatican...
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Comment from JB-I’ve been asking Ron Paul fans for some time – and it always falls on deaf ears… “How does a gold standard benefit the people when the elite have hoarded most of the gold?”.

In effect, a gold standard would leave the elite as the only ones holding any significant amount of “real money”. Its just handing them the world on a platter. Which would perhaps explain why Ron Paul is allowed to live.

If RP was an enemy of the elite, the media would not be promoting him so heavily. I know that its a popular idea that they suppress Ron Paul. But that is based on viewing things from a child-like simple perspective. What they do, in fact, is use the “stiffs” on the news to diss him while using the “cool” guys to promote him. Guys like Jon Stewart, Jay Leno, Bill Maher, etc have well promoted Ron Paul. Of course the media know what the public perception of their players are. They realize that the kind of people who are likely to identify with Ron Paul are repulsed by the stiffs on the networks – Whereas the audience for the stiffs is the common sheep. They also know that when the stiffs diss Ron Paul that the RP supporters will react strongly and it affirms in their minds that RP must be on their side since the big bad establishment is trying so hard to stop him. Its an underdog effect. Its so laughable and yet so tragic.

The irony is almost too much for me when I see people talking about having “woken up” and speaking with disdain about the common sheeple and then to realize that not only are the “woken up” people being used as tools and still dreaming – but that more than anyone else, they are being used as the point men in helping bring about this agenda.

But for the vast majority of his supporters, there is no convincing them. Ron Paul has become a religion for many.Its a fallacy that facts carry any weight when dealing with human beings. Feelings are king and always have been. The elite are indeed experts at human psychology and have outsmarted the truthers.

There. Squatted on the road and now I feel better.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:58 | 2393568 Uncle Remus
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Well, there's always the lead n' brass standard. And let's not forget the new kid on the block, tungsten.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:49 | 2393529 Uncle Remus
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Would you know the truth if you saw/read/heard it?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:20 | 2392993 catch edge ghost
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I wonder how many people's excuse for not voting is, "It doesn't matter."

Also, notice that wealthy, married, white women in Minnesota, age 65-74, with advanced degrees, are either to blame for everything or they are Our last, best hope for a sane society.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:44 | 2393109 StychoKiller
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"Politics is governed by passion and prejudice, otherwise we'd go stark, staring sane!"  R.A. Wilson

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:24 | 2392999 pragmatic hobo
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voting only matters in true democracy. However true democracy is just another word for anarchy. Ergo ... you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:31 | 2393003 Eireann go Brach
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Throw in a big Mac coupon and tickets to American Idol and voter turn rates will go up by 40%!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:41 | 2393015 cbxer55
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I've always voted, for better or worse. Republican. This year, with the two candidates being two sides of the same coin, think I'll just sit it out for once. I'm not hip to either one of them.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:33 | 2393075 Harbanger
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You hoping someone will believe you?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:58 | 2394033 cbxer55
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Question aimed at whom? Believe me about what?  I like terse comments, but this is beyond ridiculous.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:43 | 2393018 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I voted for POTUS once:  I voted for Gore because I was raised by the blue team.  Then in '04, I found out Kerry went to the sae frat as Bush, and while watching their debates, I realized both were equally moronic, so I exercised my right not to vote.  I did almost vote for Obama, but he came off his campaign to push TARP, and I knew that anyone who pushed the status quo was not fit to be POTUS.  After then, I realized there would likely be no change made by someone at the top unless the walls were bent to fit the right view.

Thus why we all must be the change we want to see, and having an elect try and make those changes will likely never make their way past the maze of Congress and the SC.  Thus why our vote should be with our pockets; thus why we should get rid of the Federal Reserve Note that funds the Military Industrial Complex run by the Major Banking Houses.

Thus why we should BUY SILVER - to collapse the dollar, and take back our freedom.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:00 | 2393039 bag holder
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Washington didn't fight the Revolution with his right to trade silver; he fought it with his right to bear arms, and with his victory, instead of crowning himself king, he gave us the Constitution.

Nobody gives a rat's ass about the rock. Defend the fucking document.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:36 | 2393069 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You have the right to bear arms, yet you renig on your right to use real money?  How dare you!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:40 | 2393181 Clashfan
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This moment came for me when the Dummycraps let Bush41 walk after Iran-Contra.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:42 | 2393019 DavidPierre
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                           DIEBOLD !!!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:56 | 2393113 StychoKiller
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Thanks, bookmarked it and sent it to some folks (this time!) :>D

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:57 | 2393036 besnook
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this shows the asians are the smartest demographic. they know it doesn't fn matter who is elected so it is a waste of time. the people who control the show are the same.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:00 | 2393040 What_Me_Worry
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$100,000 annual family income does not make you rich by any stretch of the imagination.  I think $100k is just getting by, nowadays.  

I think we should get it over with and just auction off our votes to the highest corporate bidder.  Seems like it would be a much more efficient system.

Then, WS can collaterize the votes into VBS's and they can start trading the derivatives.  Eventually dumping the losses on the Fed for fresh digital currency.  Everyone wins!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:43 | 2393157 Dr. Acula
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>auction off our votes

Yes. Let's try having free markets. Don't price-fix votes at $0. Don't jail people for the crime of peacefully exchanging services for cash.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:27 | 2393064 Machination
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Hey, where are Diebold voting machine in the statistics?  How many of them voted?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:29 | 2393065 drunkenlout
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The Chairman of the local branch of a major party says that a voter can get $5 for voting. He says the amount has been the same since the days of FDR.  Lately, that has become a half-pint of whiskey or a pack of cigarettes.  I've been voting for more than four decades, and have never received or observed one of these offers.  

The chariman answered that I live in the wrong precinct.  Lucky me!  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 01:45 | 2393081 Lednbrass
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People sell their votes for a half pint or a pack of smokes? What!? It absolutely sickens me that anyone would do this and can only react with outrage and anger.

I expect a 24 pack of beer and a carton!  Flipping Mexicans and homeless have undercut my previous price to vote for some random idiot.

Goddamn deflation of once treasured assets coupled with wage stagnation... even my farcical vote aint worth what it used to be. Well thanks for nothing, there goes my plan for gainful employment this year.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:04 | 2393088 Harbanger
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I think you can register as an undocumented Democrat and get your stash.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:13 | 2393092 zebra
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wrong. the real voters are wall st. and big corp who can afford the lobbyists..


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:40 | 2393105 Problem Is
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Diebold does the voting in Amerika...

Don't even think about paper ballots, serfs...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:48 | 2393142 AnAnonymous
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Actually, that is the truth. Nothing can be truer.

Save maybe that the poor do the voting so they can vote themselves entitlements.

Or that the rich, so numerous they overrun the middle class in number they do not need to buy lobbyists to get themselves favourable laws voted. Their numerical votes would be enough, but you know how the rich are, they never miss an opportunity to show off how rich they so they have to buy out the law making process.

Hey, but what, anything does the voting but the US citizen middle class.

It cant be the US citizen middle class. No, no, no.

Signore Cavadarossi? A voi.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:13 | 2393118 cnhedge
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US Daily: 2012 US April Payroll Preview: Sluggish

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:21 | 2393128 geoffb
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At this point, I think we'd do better with a random ss number lottery. You could opt out for hardship, but otherwise you get one term. Make it all the way up to prez, joint chiefs and every single commitee member and even lobbyist. If nothing else it would be a lot funnier than what we've got now.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:32 | 2393132 BlackVoid
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There is no point in voting in the US, as you can only vote for bank cartel candidates.

In the Soviet Union at least they did not pretend democracy, you could only vote for one guy. 

Poor people drew the conclusion: it is not worth voting.If you vote you legitimize the system. Don't.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:55 | 2393279 TheMerryPrankster
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Voting is political masturbation, it accomplishes nothing in a system where all the candidates are corrupt and chosen by those who own the system.

The two parties are a sham, the same beast with 2 faces, the leash around its neck firmly in the hands of the corporate oligarchy and the families that own them.

Voting is a social mechanism to provide a pretense of democracry in a country where you can be strip searched at any time, incarcerated without arrest or charges and tortured without reason.

Open your eyes and realize voting is theater to convince you, that you are not a slave.  You are a slave, if you are not in the 1% you are a slave. Respect your masters, keep voting in the rigged system.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:06 | 2393425 sunnyside
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There has to be a picture or cartoon somewhere with this visual of a two headed beast (donkey and elephant) with a banker (Dimond, Blankfein)  sadled up on it directing it.  Surrounding them all are the little people getting squashed.  At the rear is Bernanke flinging the shit on others as it exits said beast.  Where is banzai when I need him.



Thu, 05/03/2012 - 03:40 | 2393136 AnAnonymous
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Well, well, well...

Well, well, well, Saxton and the Countess.

My, my, my...

But infographics show that voting is a middle class thing.

How? Truthers... Truthers, my dear brethen, provide diversion to hide that unconvenient fact. Dont address it, indifference is the best. After all, through the free press, we have the monopoly of information. We control exposure to information. If you avoid the topic, it will be as the fact does not exist.
That is why I want your company. To congregate around lies so we can defend them and find a sense of matter in this fight.
Shall our lies prevail,always, my beloved brethern.

Else how can I believe that in US citizenism, the middle class is not the King class? Please help.

Else how can I believe that the poor vote themselves their entitlements at the expense of us, the producer class? Please help, I am dying for US citizen fresh air.

We need to keep dismissing facts. Else we will end by indicting ourselves. And that will be the start of the end. And we must rule for timeless ages if we want humanity to endure. If we disappear, humanity, civilization disappears.

Never forget that, my beloved brethern. We are the soul of this world. Without us, everything is lost.

Signed: a US citizen truther.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:40 | 2393182 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Well, well, well... polluted, polluted, polluted, in Chinese citizenism land.

Well, well, well, Saxton and the Countess.

Ho, ho, ha, oppressed Tibetan and the Chinese citizenism Queen of Sicily.

My, my, my...

Lie, lie, lie...of Chinese citizenism citizen propagandist contraption.

But infographics show that blobbing up into Tibet, Mongolia, Nepal is a Chinese citizenism thing.

How? Crapping...roadside crapping. Provide diversion of mastodonic size dung heaps, leaving a permanent stench on the air.

The stench of Chinese citizenism.

If you avoid the topic, it will be as the fact does not exist.
That is why I want your company. To congregate around lies so we can defend them and find a sense of matter in this fight.
Shall our lies prevail,always, my beloved brethern.

Made me laugh. Perfect description of Chinese citizenism citizenist propagandism.

Like a snake swallowing its own tail, Chinese citizenism swallows its own lies, and then squatting craps out those lies over all humanity.

Please help, I am dying for US citizen fresh air.

Amidst expulsion of poo smelling Chinese citizenism propagandizationism, a small leak of truth. Maybe should go on Wikileaks this.

The shame of Chinese citizenism requires much face savery to maintain masquerade.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:24 | 2393148 Dr. Acula
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You're more likely to be struck dead by lightning on your way to the polling station/mail box than you are to change the outcome of the vote.

What a futile waste of time! And in the "Land of the Free", you don't even have the right to sell your own vote. It is literally worthless.

Assuming your vote proves to be the decisive one, does it even matter whether you get raped by a red condom or blue condom?


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:17 | 2393150 Easy-E
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"Old fucks have nothing to do but judge you and vote"

D. Stanhope

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:32 | 2393176 Clashfan
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-   "that the 54.7%"  - than the??


Vote None of the Above



"You're frettin', you're sweatin'
But did you notice you ain't gettin'?
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
To take your car outta that gear!"

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:44 | 2393222 eddiebe
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Who actually votes? The people that program the machines.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:47 | 2393225 batterycharged
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I used to think like this ridiculous article thinks, that voting matters.

It doesn't.

Obama is Bush. Tell me how he isn't. So McCain would have been Bush. All beholden to banks.

So now our choice is a guy that is in the pocket of Jeff Immelt....or a guy that is Jeff Immelt.

Tell me again how my vote matters?

At least American Idol has a fun ending.

I realize now that people don't vote, not because they are disinterested, but because they are smart enough to know it doesn't matter.

I vote for the entertainment of voting on 3rd parties. I'd have no qualms in not voting. System is rigged, a TWO PARTY TYRANNY. Until that changes, our democracy is a joke.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:53 | 2393275 TuffsNotEnuff
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Guys, ever consider editing the "comments" ???

Delete everything that is hateful and/or utterly stupid.

The Guardian does it. Why not?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:52 | 2393389 Bartanist
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Hmmm ... censorship? Gosh how nice and fascist of you.

So, would you volunteer to be the person who gets to decide what is "hateful or utterly stupid"? And therein lies the issue, not to mention that the NSA would have more difficulty tracking ideas and individuals. That issue is, once you put a person in charge of censorship they decide what is proper for people to see and what is not proper for people to see.

I am assuming that it is the reason that there was a first amendment to the constitution, not because the authors did not want to inhibit what people could write or say, but so that there was no inhibitions on what people could read or hear. Of course, there are those who have been brainwashed to the point where they believe it is only proper to cage people in boxes all of their life so that all they are exposed to and can possibly believe is the tiny bit shoved through a tiny hole in the box... AND, as long as they are on the outside of the box deciding what to shove through the hole.

Sorry, I don't believe that one individual or set of individulas should have the freedom to think, while denying that inalienable right to others.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:58 | 2393290 scrappy
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Dead people are missing from that chart.

Since they vote regularly, how about voting for the dead?

Mr. Ed for Emperor! "Of Course, of course!"


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:56 | 2393403 dizzyfingers
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"The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination." -- Voltaire
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:11 | 2393439 NotApplicable
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Idiots vote, that's who.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:48 | 2393442 notadouche
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I'd rather cast a vote for a certain law or policy which impacts me more than the douche's running for office.  I don't need a representative from my community to cast votes for the community because with the advent of the internet I can be my own voice.  Do away with House of Reps.  It's totally unecessary and a giant waste of money.  The greatest American right is the right to choose not to vote.  If every American exercised their right NOT to vote, that would make a bigger statement then one of these clowns garnering 51% vs 49%.   What would they do if an election were held and no one showed up.  Now that would make a real statement.  Better than a 3rd party getting 15% of the vote.  C'mon people, stay home in droves.  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:15 | 2393452 Stuck on Zero
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You notice that they left Chicago off the list?  It's well known that voter participation rates in Chicago exceed 950%.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:02 | 2393577 PORTUGALIA
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Hellooooooo ignorant people of united states ... America is a continent not a country.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:42 | 2394195 akak
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I bristle with disgust and embarrassment every time I hear anyone refer to the United States of America as simply "America".  The Brits, for some odd reason, are especially fond of doing so, much more than even most estadounidenses (the Spanish word for "United Statesians") themselves.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:36 | 2395118 notadouche
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So when people blame those lazy fat stupid Americans they are referring to a much larger population than the citizens of the U.S.  Or when they blame America for trying to be the policeman of the world they are not really pointing their fingers at the U.S.  Good to know.  And the phrase "Ugly American"  doesn't necessariyl mean the people of the U.S.  OR I could  say Hellooooooooo douchebag of Portugalia actually NORTH America is a continent and SOUTH AMERICA is a continent but AMERICA is actually not defined as a continent.  I mean if your going to be a snarky smug fuck you should actually be totally accurate and factual.  Some may say The Americas make up a continent but never just America.  99.999% of the world recognize when you say America, you are referring to the U.S.  Only you and maybe 3 other jerks in the world would decide to comment on this.  Wow you must really be a piece of work.

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