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"Who Is Jamie Dimon?"

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Who is Jamie Dimon?

  • New York Banker: 14%
  • Texas Congressman: 9%
  • X-Games Skateboarder: 7%
  • Daredevil Motorcyclist: 4%
  • Don't Know: 66%

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And that, as they say, is that.

Source: Vanity Fair, h/t Lizzy36

 

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Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:58 | 2662614 Conax
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No such luck, the Matrix server has gone buggy and needs a reboot.

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:59 | 2662617 Canadian Dirtlump
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To me this suggests 2 thing:

 

1) we're in a better place to prepare for the impending shit storm.

2) it may be useless because of the size of ths shit storm with the majority of mongoloid assholes having their heads up their asses so far.

 

We'll give er a try.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:31 | 2662736 web bot
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Hey Leo. Looks like you found a better handle.

Meet my friend Mr. Akak   lol

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:12 | 2662653 WillyGroper
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Good article from Ritholtz. There's a statement where people are now publicly discussing whether it is a good or bad idea to hang banksters.  :D

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2012/07/corrupt-government-officials-should...

Sad thing, it's only 14% of the people.

Long, long neck banksters.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:16 | 2662669 loveyajimbo
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They forgot to add the obvious choice:  Mega-corrupt human black plague polyp from the bung-hole of satan himself.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:16 | 2662672 JR
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There is ignorance. There is information. There is misinformation.  And misinformation, the MSM, is constantly slamming the truth. As a result, presidential candidates now pander to the misinformation that any negatives against Israel will destroy their candidacy. No wonder the American public is schizophrenic.  Here’s how David Kramer puts it:

Romney Fundraiser in the 51st (Actually, the 1st) State -- Israel

Posted by David Kramer on July 29, 2012, The LRC Blog

I realize that it is being anti-"Semitic" — or, in my case, being a self-"loathing" Jew — to ever point out the OBVIOUS (except to the ADL) influence that the government of Israel has on the politics of the United States, but why is Mitt Romney holding a campaign fundraiser in ISRAEL???? (I think my question actually contains its own answer.)


In Article 1, Section 9 of the United States Constitution there is a section referred to as the Title of Nobility Clause that:


"not only forbids the United States from granting titles of nobility, but restricts members of the government from receiving gifts from foreign states without the consent of the United States Congress"


Now I of course realize that Romney is not a member of the Federal government (yet) and, therefore, has broken no law — but how a person running for President of the United States purposely seeking out funds (i.e., "gifts") from foreign states isn't one of the most blatant displays of a foreign state trying to buy influence in the policies of the United States government is beyond me.


Then again, as my title declares, Israel is actually the 1st state of the United States — so I guess it's a non-issue…

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:05 | 2662881 Uncle Remus
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speaking of cocksuckers...

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:24 | 2662707 Vince Clortho
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Judging by the remarks, Vanity Fair must be considered a top-notch polling resource.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:25 | 2662710 AnAnonymous
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Always the same propaganda. US citizens are uninformed sheeple who do not know what it is going on.

Yet US citizens nailed it already with their 'say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss (to be compared to "new lord, new law" old saying which indicates a paradigm shift in the exercize of power)

Who cares about knowing the name of the new boss when he will do the same as the old boss?

US citizens have learned that lesson a long time ago.

There is no change in the US citizen program, you dont need to know the name of the boss.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:43 | 2662780 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous blew it again:

Yet US citizens nailed it already with their 'say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss (to be compared to "new lord, new law" old saying which indicates a paradigm shift in the exercize of power)

Wrong again, Chinese citizenism talking mouth and monolizer of the speeching means. That phrase is from the song Won't Get Fooled Again by the British band (not US citizenism citizen band) The Who.

Of course, don't let simple facts get in your way when you're throating the mind of Chinese citizenism blobbing up all over the world.

To quote a saying from Chairman Mao booking of small redness, "you don't need facts when you're never wrong."

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:28 | 2662716 Joe A
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If you would ask this in Europe, not many people would know this either. People generally don't take an interest in world matters such as financial ruin, environmental catastrophies or the truths behind wars. It is better to zap away and watch Big Brother or Dancing with the Dickheads, in the meanwhile stuffing one's face with junkfood. After all, we can trust our political and financial leaders right? They have our best interest in mind, don't they?. Really, it is human instinct to ignore danger which is not imminent and in your face. And when it becomes that, people say "how did that happen and which minority can we blame for it?".

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:39 | 2662760 Atlantis Consigliore
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http://youtu.be/sShMA85pv8M  sheeple, who's on first....

 

OH I DON CARE BOUT DAT;  OBAMA PAY MY LECTIC BILL, AND BAILOUT MY HOUSE,  MY CARD ALL FROM SNAP...

 

DEM WHITE FOLKS IN STOCK MKT, LOL, WHATS DAT.

 

WHERES MY FOODSTAMPS.

 

WHOS ON FIRST....http://youtu.be/sShMA85pv8M

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:42 | 2662775 lindaamick
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Americans are for the most part childish.  American have been instructed since childhood to be nationalistic (rah rah America..its the best) and to worship hierarchy.  People in positions of power must be the brightest, most competent, beneficent etc and they will take care of everything.

This strategy has worked!!

98% of the people I encounter MIGHT know that the banks are getting away with all the cash BUT they each and every one still believe that THEIR pension is safe and THEIR investments will be fine.

It is mind blowing. 

I hope they are right I am the nutcase.

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:06 | 2662889 sessinpo
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I could substitute Americans for just about any other citizen of whatever country. All countries do that through government and to control its people. America started out right, but lost its way a long time ago.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:43 | 2662779 Oldrepublic
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http://www.defendamerica.mil/iraq/iraqi55/

 

someone should make up a set of playing cards for bankers

like the famous iraq 55!

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:43 | 2662783 Snakeeyes
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i thought he was Legs Dimon.

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:46 | 2662794 UP4Liberty
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SH*TBAG

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:52 | 2662830 Lost Wages
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4% got the "devil" part right.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:54 | 2662838 HD
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Not even trying to be clever here - but "Jamie Dimon" has always sounded like a stripper name to me...a pole dancer for some reason.

"And now we welcome to the stage...Jamie Dimon"

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:59 | 2662854 LooseLee
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A piece of wothless shit who's retribution is coming soon to a guillotine near you!

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:59 | 2662855 Uncle Remus
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Douche Extraordinaire

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:02 | 2662874 sessinpo
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And this is a surprise after a socialist was elected President?

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:11 | 2662908 ArrestBobRubin
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Who is Jamie Dimon?

He's the perfect reflection of the times we "live" in.

In considering what comes next for JD, karma faces a huge challenge: what is lower than whale shit?

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:23 | 2662947 bugs_
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Please to meet you hope you guess my loss

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:31 | 2662977 Mr Drysdale
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When I start to 'rant' about the current financial situation, I mention Dimon,Blythe, and Corzine. People look at me like I am speaking a foreign language. At least I know who is on my range card.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:09 | 2663095 Canaduh
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hmm

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:34 | 2662991 Chief_Illiniwek
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Has anyone ever seen Mr. Dimon and Keyser Soze in the same room at the same time?

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:47 | 2663240 cynicalskeptic
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ponts for 'The Usual Suspects' reference......  but you forgot the best line:

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:56 | 2663256 tenpanhandle
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kaiser souza is one of my X-Box friends; leave him out of this.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:39 | 2663011 outamyeffinway
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Congrats Jamie. Dickhead!

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 14:50 | 2663034 Problem Is
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Who is Jamie Dimon?

 

[X] JPM Criminal Bankster Fraudster who needs Madoff Time: 0.01% (me)

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:06 | 2663092 WillyGroper
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:08 | 2663096 PontifexMaximus
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I hope this survey was made in the suburb of Soweto and not in the US. But, thinking twice, I am even happy with the result, if it was taken in the USA, because then, everything will move on quietly and Obama will be reelected as sure as the amen in the church.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 15:35 | 2663204 MrBoompi
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Those "Don't Know - 66%" folks are the ones who should be prevented from voting this year, not the people the Republicans are trying to prevent from voting...

 

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 16:34 | 2663378 Stud Duck
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I asked the asst dean of a business school today the same question, she did not know who Jamie Dimion was, but knew who Snooki was.

I guess the kids paying big bucks for a business education are really getting their moneys worth!

Sheep to the slaughter, sheep to the slaughter!

 

 

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 17:08 | 2663487 Catflappo
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see you Next Tuesday

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 19:00 | 2663696 Darkness
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This shows the general "State of" intellectual capacity of the American populace. Unfortunately, many Americans do not have the intellectual capacity to comprehend what is going on around them on a daily basis. 

 

Really, all that means is more gold for me.

 

-DARKNESS

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 21:04 | 2663884 Weyland_Yutani
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Read an interview with a French high school student who studied 1 year in the United States. Her american classmates couldn't even point out Europe on a map.

 

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