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Not us. Note the rather amusing, and potentially prophetic, Google translation of Spanish daily Expansion's headline from today.
Makes logical sense.
That is without a doubt the best financial reporting I've seen in a decade...
Maybe Google got the translation correct. Sounds like they are spot on to me.
I never thought of Google Translate as an indicator. I guess I'll have to take a closer look now.
well, at least we know it can be accurate, sometimes...
Why Spain, of course.
By the looks of their employment numbers, I'd say Spain has been closed for quite some time now.
Closed, borded and the till has been looted.
Anyone know where I parked my car?
But after Spain comes Greece, Italy, France, Belgium, US...and the world will be much better for it.
Add to the algo list
Squid probably already working on algo's translating portugese / chinese and Dutch / Japanese as continent enters stalemate for next decade...
What the hell is that......and what the hell does that mean?
It means there is nothing left in the banks except the printed Crapital the ECB jammed into the banks to act as a "firewall" incase of trouble. Considering banks are supposed to act as the holding tank for people's equity, they are banks that don't have anyone's equity. The dangerous point now is the clients are all out of the banks, if the powers that be yank the Euro in the area and the Germans walk...it'll be poorer that sub-saharian Africa that same moment.
No human's bank in Spain now. Just bots and bankers.
Quoted for Truth!
Why can't all media report the truth?
Pravda is "TRUTH" , RT is Pravda.
if Spain would have to 'close', what would Greece be, 'abolished' ?
No, just a new state in the German empire. All done with out firing a shot...
Spain isn't closed forever, just closed for remodeling, to reopen someday under new management.
Please pardon our mess, while we remodel.
Too Funny!! Nothing left for the banksters to steal.
Sometimes you just know when there are no lying, cheating politicians involved...
otherwise the words would be in different order, something like 'Spain not in need of rescue at all, all's well, everyone's doing fine, have a nice day"...
Time for a siesta?
You sure you didn't file a Banzai in the wrong folder?? :)
But before any of that, a closing down sale.
I like country going out of business sales
Money for nothing and chicas almost for free
On a website called "Expansion.com" no less...
That's rather ironic and fitting! Perhaps we need a contraction.com...
Going out of business. The biggest yard sale in the history of mankind.
"There is no spoon!"
You mean a F.I.R.E. sale?
Sign on Spain reads:
Global economic collapse. Gone Fishin'
From MSNBC --
Should we embargo and tell'em keep their old contagion to theirselves
Spanish flu redux?
LOL, google translate has fraudien slip.
"fraudien slip" may be the greatest circular reference ever
Excellent and even better since Freud was indeed a fraud.
Machines are human.
LOL! That's a damn accurate translation.
Damn, someone as dark as me.
Any spaniards wanna take a crack at the original text and give us an assessment of google accuracy?
Well, when you click into the article, it says "
So ... I'm guessing that is probably the correct translation.
It might be a perfectly accurate translation.
Google Translate is smarter than a Keynesian. Of course that really ain't saying much.
All your banks Spain are belong to us.
This is bullish, right?
Golfer 1 "Is that putt good?"
Golfer 2: "It aint bad"
I bet that got somebody's goat. . .
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
(Note: Ibex is a wild goat of Europe.)
This dinglehead has some gall......
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