Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?

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It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?


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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:48 | 2779521 goldencross10
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I vote Simon Potter

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2779525 Michael
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"Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly."
— Sheldon, 4x09 The Justice League Recombination

Maybe this will help;

Matchbox Twenty - Back 2 Good (Video)


Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | 2779569 MillionDollarBonus_
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5-point plan for getting the economy back on track: 

  1. Fund green technologies to create jobs and build the sustainable energy economy
  2. Introduce capital controls to prevent Americans from taking money out of the country without paying their fair share to the government
  3. Employ all unemployed Americans in useful government funded positions doing productive work for the community
  4. Introduce an incentives scheme for routing out potential domestic terrorists such as Ron Paul supporters, “sovereign citizens” or “Oath Keepers”
  5. Ban gold and silver to prevent Americans from hoarding precious metals instead of investing in the economy
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | 2779602 SemperFord
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6. Whore out MillionDollahBonus's Anus

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | 2779618 Pladizow
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Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014? - A keynesian dove!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:08 | 2779626 Peter Pan
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The way this world is going, I would not be surprised if satan gets the job.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779656 Colonel Klink
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Hasn't he or one of his henchmen already held the position the whole time?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | 2779729 Nothing To See Here
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What about Corzine? I'd say he has a chance as good as any to get the job.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:55 | 2779794 Colonel Klink
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See my comment further down the page about the problems that choice would have.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:28 | 2779893 TuesdayBen
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I believe the Fed chairman at the end of 2014 will be Mr. Chumba Wamba - Chumby, where are you?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:40 | 2780082 Larry Dallas
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Frank Quattrone. Stirring up the DotCom Bubble.v2!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:44 | 2780089 eatthebanksters
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I vote Bo Jackson...cause 'Bo knows!'

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:34 | 2780224 Jay Gould Esq.
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The Chairmanship is wholly dependent upon who wins the 2012 election:

If the current occupant of the White House is returned, Larry Summers.

If W. Mitt is elected, John Taylor.

Regardless of the man, if the Administration and Congress do not vigorously pursue the policy of omnibus fiscal restraint, it matters little who occupies that highback leather chair in D.C., for, the policy then -- if spending continues unabated -- will change very little fom what passes as "thoughtful, considered" policy today: pass the ink and paper...it's printing time.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:51 | 2780644 prains
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Paris Hilton

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:24 | 2780791 palmereldritch
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or Emperor Palpatine if things go to plan and his porno goes viral

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:53 | 2779944 Son of Loki
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I vote for Gov Granholm. She'll put the economy in "D" for drive forward ...not "R" for reverese. Here is her promise speaking at the DNC:




Sounds very genuine.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:28 | 2780800 palmereldritch
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Does Starbucks have a Granholm yet?  That's gotta be at least two sizes above a Venti...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | 2779730 LMAOLORI
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Satan already has the job

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:51 | 2780273 Bay of Pigs
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The William Dudley at the NYFED?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:18 | 2779871 Antifaschistische
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I think there's a religious requirement that trumps keynes

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779657 ChubbNut
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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:49 | 2780405 unrulian
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Donald Trump...you heard it here first...

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 09:18 | 2781347 phalfa5
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who wood pay for that??? 

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 09:21 | 2781358 phalfa5
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who wood pay for that??? 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | 2779609 knukles
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They've already done the first four, fuckwad.
How's it been workin' out?

Please die.
A slow painful death on some reality program like Real Lobotomies

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:51 | 2780116 Everybodys All ...
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of course he is and that is why when this system he is destroying finally fails he will be strung upside down.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:26 | 2780596 James
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I got 1500' of1" hemp rope soaking in a livestock tank as we speak!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:07 | 2779620 A POOR EATIN STEAK

lol this but unironically

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2779627 e-man
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When I spend my money on traditional barbarous relics, does my money not get paid to the seller who will then spend it into the economy?  You know, just like buying car parts and stuff.  Unless of course, you believe that gold and silver are money...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779654 ChubbNut
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Dude just move to Denmark already.....or better yet, France.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:16 | 2779665 FL_Conservative
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Let's deconstruct this 1 point at a time.


1. If said green technology is financially viable (for the intellectually-impaired, that means it could stand on its own without government support), private investors will flock to ensure it gets adequately capitalized.  Otherwise, its not the right time for said "venture".

2. Americans convert fiat currency into PM's at an even faster rate than at present and money transfers otherwise go "underground".

3. Will that be enforced via bayonet or gun-point?  (And good luck with that one anyway)

4. I doubt their gun will be bigger than ours.

5. See "2" above because this action will be too late.


MDB, the problem with dufuses like you and the ones directing Fed and current Administration policy it they ignore that free markets, while imperfect, will reach a point of equillibrium that resolves markets imbalances.  As long as policy is concocted to do this artificially (see government stimulus packages and Fed QE for relevant examples), unintended consequences will continue to derail what you (or they) would hope to achieve.  But, then again, you Keynesians just won't get that until the financial system finally blows up from all of your "policies".

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:44 | 2779774 HedgeHammer
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Even then as it the financial world comes crashing down around these Keynesian sympathizers will never take responsibility for their failed policies. Mark my words, as it all falls apart around them, these so called Central Planners will find someone or something to blame unconditionally for their epic failures past, present, and future.


I would not be surprised in the least if the Mayan Calendar gets all the unconditional blame from these psychotic delusional inhuman bastards that think they are so intellectual NOT.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:40 | 2779775 HedgeHammer
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removed due to a doeble post. ooops


Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:20 | 2779880 HyperinflatmyNutts
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The problem with some of you readers is that you don't get it!  MDB gets some of you all riled up.  He states what they really are doing lol.  Turns it around as if he supports it but, all he really is doing is just pointing it out and haveing a few laughs at all the people junking him.  Classic Machiavellianism..... (or machiavellian mask) is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct..   MDB  Keep it up  lol

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:19 | 2780019 g speed
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Maybe or --maybe not

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:48 | 2780399 Don Keot
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I just like giving him a down arrow. (sarc)  He does have an amazing thought process though.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:39 | 2780616 James
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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:38 | 2780620 James
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Yup, I'm thinking that in between the dozen or so rousing posts per day MDB is one of the Tylers W/a wicked sense of humor.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:39 | 2780820 palmereldritch
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 03:00 | 2780904 Ar-Pharazôn
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green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 03:00 | 2780905 Ar-Pharazôn
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green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:33 | 2780809 palmereldritch
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There you go using that 'free' word again...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:26 | 2779690 LMAOLORI
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ROFL MillionDollar you summed up obummer perfectly all those things are happening or in the process of taking place except the banning of gold/silver for the time being anyway that would likely be finalized if obummer gets a second term.  I still can't figure out if that's the kids from the daily commie who junk you or others who don't recognize sarc without it being clearly labeled as such. As for who will be the Fed head depends on who is elected.  If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 05:33 | 2780970 Disenchanted
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"If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben."


Yes and we know that a politician's actions always match their words in campaign speeches.



Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | 2779736 Obamanation
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LOL at everyone here not getting your sarcasm here

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:34 | 2779742 donsluck
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MDB, your sarcasm is getting a little weak. Sometimes you crack me up, but you went over the top. If you are serious, just give ALL energy producers the benefits of coal (low cost public lands, tax breaks, exemption from lawsuits...) and throw away all your other points.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:54 | 2779954 bankruptcylawyer
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mdb stop stealing charlie mungers' stuff. you can at least wait till he's dead. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:45 | 2780096 eatthebanksters
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MDB, you are brilliant!  Thank you for another tongue in cheek moment!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | 2779529 iDealMeat
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What is the process to re-institute the FED's charter anyway?    Guess I'll look it up..


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