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Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?

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It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?

 

Source: Morgan Stanley

 


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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment goldencross10
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I vote Simon Potter

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Michael
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"Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly."
— Sheldon, 4x09 The Justice League Recombination

Maybe this will help;

Matchbox Twenty - Back 2 Good (Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg93Lac49-Y

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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5-point plan for getting the economy back on track: 

  1. Fund green technologies to create jobs and build the sustainable energy economy
  2. Introduce capital controls to prevent Americans from taking money out of the country without paying their fair share to the government
  3. Employ all unemployed Americans in useful government funded positions doing productive work for the community
  4. Introduce an incentives scheme for routing out potential domestic terrorists such as Ron Paul supporters, “sovereign citizens” or “Oath Keepers”
  5. Ban gold and silver to prevent Americans from hoarding precious metals instead of investing in the economy
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment SemperFord
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6. Whore out MillionDollahBonus's Anus

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014? - A keynesian dove!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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The way this world is going, I would not be surprised if satan gets the job.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Hasn't he or one of his henchmen already held the position the whole time?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Nothing To See Here
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What about Corzine? I'd say he has a chance as good as any to get the job.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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See my comment further down the page about the problems that choice would have.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:28 | Link to Comment TuesdayBen
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I believe the Fed chairman at the end of 2014 will be Mr. Chumba Wamba - Chumby, where are you?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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Frank Quattrone. Stirring up the DotCom Bubble.v2!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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I vote Bo Jackson...cause 'Bo knows!'

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Jay Gould Esq.
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The Chairmanship is wholly dependent upon who wins the 2012 election:

If the current occupant of the White House is returned, Larry Summers.

If W. Mitt is elected, John Taylor.

Regardless of the man, if the Administration and Congress do not vigorously pursue the policy of omnibus fiscal restraint, it matters little who occupies that highback leather chair in D.C., for, the policy then -- if spending continues unabated -- will change very little fom what passes as "thoughtful, considered" policy today: pass the ink and paper...it's printing time.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:51 | Link to Comment prains
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Paris Hilton

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:24 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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or Emperor Palpatine if things go to plan and his porno goes viral

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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I vote for Gov Granholm. She'll put the economy in "D" for drive forward ...not "R" for reverese. Here is her promise speaking at the DNC:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su8rXo17oJ8

 

Sounds very genuine.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:28 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Does Starbucks have a Granholm yet?  That's gotta be at least two sizes above a Venti...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Satan already has the job

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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The William Dudley at the NYFED?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Antifaschistische
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I think there's a religious requirement that trumps keynes

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment ChubbNut
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lmfao!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment unrulian
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Donald Trump...you heard it here first...

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment phalfa5
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who wood pay for that??? 

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 09:21 | Link to Comment phalfa5
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who wood pay for that??? 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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They've already done the first four, fuckwad.
How's it been workin' out?

Please die.
A slow painful death on some reality program like Real Lobotomies

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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of course he is and that is why when this system he is destroying finally fails he will be strung upside down.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment James
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I got 1500' of1" hemp rope soaking in a livestock tank as we speak!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment A POOR EATIN STEAK
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lol this but unironically

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment e-man
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When I spend my money on traditional barbarous relics, does my money not get paid to the seller who will then spend it into the economy?  You know, just like buying car parts and stuff.  Unless of course, you believe that gold and silver are money...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment ChubbNut
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Dude just move to Denmark already.....or better yet, France.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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Let's deconstruct this 1 point at a time.

 

1. If said green technology is financially viable (for the intellectually-impaired, that means it could stand on its own without government support), private investors will flock to ensure it gets adequately capitalized.  Otherwise, its not the right time for said "venture".

2. Americans convert fiat currency into PM's at an even faster rate than at present and money transfers otherwise go "underground".

3. Will that be enforced via bayonet or gun-point?  (And good luck with that one anyway)

4. I doubt their gun will be bigger than ours.

5. See "2" above because this action will be too late.

 

MDB, the problem with dufuses like you and the ones directing Fed and current Administration policy it they ignore that free markets, while imperfect, will reach a point of equillibrium that resolves markets imbalances.  As long as policy is concocted to do this artificially (see government stimulus packages and Fed QE for relevant examples), unintended consequences will continue to derail what you (or they) would hope to achieve.  But, then again, you Keynesians just won't get that until the financial system finally blows up from all of your "policies".

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:44 | Link to Comment HedgeHammer
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Even then as it the financial world comes crashing down around these Keynesian sympathizers will never take responsibility for their failed policies. Mark my words, as it all falls apart around them, these so called Central Planners will find someone or something to blame unconditionally for their epic failures past, present, and future.

 

I would not be surprised in the least if the Mayan Calendar gets all the unconditional blame from these psychotic delusional inhuman bastards that think they are so intellectual NOT.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:40 | Link to Comment HedgeHammer
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removed due to a doeble post. ooops

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment HyperinflatmyNutts
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The problem with some of you readers is that you don't get it!  MDB gets some of you all riled up.  He states what they really are doing lol.  Turns it around as if he supports it but, all he really is doing is just pointing it out and haveing a few laughs at all the people junking him.  Classic Machiavellianism..... (or machiavellian mask) is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct..   MDB  Keep it up  lol

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment g speed
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Maybe or --maybe not

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Don Keot
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I just like giving him a down arrow. (sarc)  He does have an amazing thought process though.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:39 | Link to Comment James
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OOPS

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:38 | Link to Comment James
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Yup, I'm thinking that in between the dozen or so rousing posts per day MDB is one of the Tylers W/a wicked sense of humor.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:39 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 03:00 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 03:00 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 00:33 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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There you go using that 'free' word again...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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ROFL MillionDollar you summed up obummer perfectly all those things are happening or in the process of taking place except the banning of gold/silver for the time being anyway that would likely be finalized if obummer gets a second term.  I still can't figure out if that's the kids from the daily commie who junk you or others who don't recognize sarc without it being clearly labeled as such. As for who will be the Fed head depends on who is elected.  If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 05:33 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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"If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben."

 

Yes and we know that a politician's actions always match their words in campaign speeches.

 

JFC...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Obamanation
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LOL at everyone here not getting your sarcasm here

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:34 | Link to Comment donsluck
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MDB, your sarcasm is getting a little weak. Sometimes you crack me up, but you went over the top. If you are serious, just give ALL energy producers the benefits of coal (low cost public lands, tax breaks, exemption from lawsuits...) and throw away all your other points.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:54 | Link to Comment bankruptcylawyer
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mdb stop stealing charlie mungers' stuff. you can at least wait till he's dead. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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MDB, you are brilliant!  Thank you for another tongue in cheek moment!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment iDealMeat
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What is the process to re-institute the FED's charter anyway?    Guess I'll look it up..

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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CONgress again passing the approval in the middle of the night on Christmas eve!  Didn't you get the memo???

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment James
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While initially the FEDS charter was 100 years Congress some time ago passed legislation to keep it openended indefinately.

Use a search engine

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Just make sure its not another Jew.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes!  Make it a good Christian man!  Like Jay Rockefeller!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:52 | Link to Comment Rusty.Shackleford
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Well they wouldn't want to break the almost 100 year streak!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The fact check award goes to....

Not you.

Volcker is a Christian.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Hahaha, yeah well we'll just coin a new term.  CINO!

As a child, Volcker attended his mother's Lutheran church, while his father went to his Episcopal church.

Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood.

 

Funny because there'd NEVER be a chance that they changed their religion to avoid being identified as such coming out of Germany.  Just because they're raised or recognized as practicing one religion doesn't change the ancestry.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:59 | Link to Comment optimator
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Like Paulson said when asked, I'm not Jewish, but my parents are.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 05:42 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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My opinion...even if the next FedHead isn't Jewish the selection would be a shabbas goy.

 

Colonel Klink said( +1 btw):

"Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood."

 

YNET 2008:

 

Born to a Jewish family in New Jersey in 1927, Volcker attended Princeton University, Harvard and the London School of Economics. In January of 2008, he endorsed Barack Obama's presidency bid and was his closest financial adviser.

 

From:

Obama mulls naming Jewish economist secretary of treasury
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Do I get my fact checker status back? Hahahahahahaha

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment bankruptcylawyer
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as a jew, i couldn't agree more. 

 

the next fed chairman is going to be hated no matter what he does. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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And to set the record straight.  I don't hate jews.  Only the ones who are fucking me.  Usually known as zionists or central bankers.  As a "goyim" I'm not fodder for those who seem to believe we are inferior to them or expendable.

Frankly I'm agnostic to athiest.  I couldn't care less what fake god one worships.

+1 to you for being frank in your comment

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment neidermeyer
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If Maria "money honey" Bartiromo gets the job I'll watch every interview and statement for the board.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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The ghost of Lloyd Blankfein?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment knukles
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JIM O'NEILL

 

Booyah!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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I vote for Marilyn Monroe to grace the trillion dollar bill.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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"Bo" and his trillion dollar smile!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Vegamma
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William Jennings Bryan

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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I hope it to be Mighty Mouse and he could sing "here I could to save the day!"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment fireangelmaverick
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Dove? Hawk?

Whoc ares they are all bird brains

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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Jon Corzine?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment xtop23
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Harry Potter. Fixed.

 

Because regular muggle chairmen stuggle with the creation of green shoots, unicorns, and sustainable growth.You really need a wand for that.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Well at least he'd be able to conjur a skittles shitting unicorn!  Besides he also has the concept of magically making something out of thin air. Hahahahaha

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Silver Bug
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Most definitely not Bernanke if Romney wins. Sure it will be just another money printer although.

 

http://davidmorganblog.blogspot.ca/

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:47 | Link to Comment andia
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Martin Armstrong would make order in USA if he was the FED Chairman. Or William Black. Both of them would make GS and JPM pay for their sins. And most important, both of them know what should be done to save US economy and bring back jobs to the country.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 02:55 | Link to Comment jez
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The Loan Arranger, with Tonto as deputy chairman.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment malikai
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It can't be real, Bob Dobbs is not on that list.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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+1, Have some slack...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment dundermifflin
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the central scrutinizer

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Black Forest
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the central scrutinizer

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment max2205
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JABA the Hut... Larry Summers if Obamerrama gets re elected

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Mister Ponzi
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It's always like this. When you think it can't be worse, well, it turns out you are wrong. Yellen would definitely be worse than The Bernank. But Summers or Krugman - OMG...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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MANBERNKRUG!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment knukles
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Oh Jesus God, man, please don't give them anymore bright ideas..

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:56 | Link to Comment optimator
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Steve Liesman.  That's why he's been given those front row seats.  He is employed by the FED is he not?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Vincent Vega
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Zhou Xiaochuan

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Dagny Taggart
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No one would be stupid enough to want... hey - what about Krugman?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment knukles
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AAAAARRRRAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Nothing To See Here
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I got even better....

BARNWEY FWANK

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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It'd be the same as his previous job, he'd blow all our money at the same time as the banksters.  Just maybe in a more personal MANner.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:38 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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If Krugman was nominated as the Fed Head, don't wait for the up or down vote from the Senate; just pack your shit as quickly as possible, get your passport in order if you haven't done so, and move abroad --- anywhere.

The Bernank broke all markets, and we've only begun to feel the very adverse consequences that will flow for years and years.

Krugman will attempt to break the laws of science, arithmetic & physics.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment r00t61
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On the plus side, Krugman would certainly spearhead the construction of a US Death Star.

 

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Moving out of country is already on the list, IF I can make it out in time.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Remember the bawney fwank banking queen videos lol

Barney (Banking Queen) Frank


BARNEY FRANK SINGS BANKING QUEEN

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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flying spaghetti monster ftmfw

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Pee Wee Herman...

 [wait... we've already had him... nevermind...]

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment PaperBear
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The giant Monty Python foot from the sky should be the Fed Chairman.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Jon Corzine has a good of chance if he is not tapped to head Treasury.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

 

EDIT:  So good apparently I had to say it twice.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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BAN THE (FUCKING) FED!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment TheInfoman
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Max Keiser.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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max keiser .. financial snake oil salesman .. saw a bandwagon ala anti banking/anti establishment/anti america and jumped on it stuffing his own pockets on the way .. havent seen a greasy crook on his scale for a long time .. that motherfucker sells coins (silver ofcourse) with his own face on them .. egotistical prick. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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i knew people would thumbs down me when i said that ..  just cause we dont support the idiots in FED/BANKS or moron POLITICANS doesnt mean we should cheer on a greasy scumbag like keiser .. i think a lot of people are now seeing him for what he is in the silver / pm community  .. he is no different to the scumbags on wallstreet who he critiques .. AND just for the record he has no original material, he rips it off from ZH & then adds his own poorly thought out BS which is uncredible to anyone with more than 2 braincells.

sorry but this had to be said .. and im going to call out any other self serving snake oil salesmen .. cunts the lot of them. 

fruity.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment A POOR EATIN STEAK
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its me im the 2014 fed chairman

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment socalbeach
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Robert Mugabe

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Mister Ponzi
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Dr. Gideon Gono rather...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Rat Patrol
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Scrooge McDuck.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment e-man
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Bernie Madoff has lots of experience running an organization like that.

Just sayin'...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment gjp
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If this whole pile of shit has not collapsed by then I'll be surprised.  There's no way they can keep this exponentially growing insanity going another two years.  Benny Bux has the great honour of being the last chairman.  We salute you Comrade Ben.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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They should put a black man in there.  Maybe Flava Flav:

"Yo, do ya'll accept a post dated check?"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment TheFuture_MrGittes
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As long as he tells TBTF 'I can't do nothing for you man'.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:18 | Link to Comment bankruptcylawyer
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the fed is the tbtf. i really get tired of pointing out to everyone that the FED IS LEGALLY OWNED BY THE TBTF, A MAJORITY BY JPMORGAN BAC AND GS. 

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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...and if you thought some ZH'ers were sick of "bitchez" comments now, wait until the Fed issues them ...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment SemperFord
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I'd rather have Dave Chapelle, the guy is actually bright and a comedy genius!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Krugman or Cramer for the lulz. Or maybe that sack of shit Blythe.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Blythe Masters, Fed Head.

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wEjvJP7PRyJCgk6j5wjm5Q?feat=embedwebsite

That sounds right for an Obamanation. EEOC hire too.

She might say no, she is already screwing the world now.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment veyron
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Why is "Max Keiser" the nemesis of Blythe Masters and not, say, Tyler Durden?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Blankenstein
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No doubt the stock picking monkey that outperformed Cramer would also put him to shame as Fed Chairman.  Stock picking monkey for Fed Chair!!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment jubber
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Gideon Gono

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Trick question?

No one cause there isn't going to be a FED?!

I vote for nobody.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment dwayne elizando
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Came to fruition 1913, ends 2013? Sounds about right to me.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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From Wavy Gravey, Vote for Nobody for President.

http://www.nobodyforpresident.org/

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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 "Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?'

~~~

A Jew > 100%

Goyim > 0%

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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"Now any of you homos touch me…and I'll kill ya."

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment OpenEyes
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"lighten up Francis"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment knukles
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BTW, Francis, you were right.
They're making me hole out 2 footers now.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment resurger
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OFC a jew

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment oldgaranddad
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No one would expect Ron Paul or the Spanish Inquisition! (My apologies to Monty Python)

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment kito
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tyler, you misundertood the question, and only 4 percent got it...................when a public hanging occurs, there is a person on the platform who has the task of kicking the chair away from the one being hanged......this persons job was commonly referred to as the "chairman"....in light of this information, you now understand why ron paul received 4 percent of the vote to be the feds chaiman.................

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment haskelslocal
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LLoyd Blankinstein

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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I think L. Ron Hubbard has a better shot than Ron Paul.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:12 | Link to Comment knukles
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(hands on cheeks, eyes popping out, mouth open, gasping!)

 

tinklingin my pj's

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Fecklesslackey
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Fecklesslackey

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Clint Eastwood's chair.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Sweet Chicken
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LMAO!

+1 for your use of current talking points!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment booboo
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Wait, I think I saw this on tv once, large crowds in Vatican City waiting for some colored smoke to float out of a chimney to let the people know who gets to be selected as Fed Chair? Then he pops out onto the porch if he see's his own shadow  there is six more years of depression.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Nice

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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I think you've hit on the perfect candidate: Punxsutawney Phil

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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A racoon shill'ing for a groundhog.  Now I've seen it all.

Which brings up my point, it doesn't matter who the next Fed chairman is, it matters that there is still a Fed to be chaired in the first place.

Classic redirection.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment lynnybee
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nobody.   i might as well be a "fed chairman"  .   the past 100 years was not normal, it should never have been.    think of all the people who have died in all the damn wars orchestrated by these horrible people.   it's got to end.  it's going to end.  it is the end.  it's the end of paper money & we don't need no stinking CRIMINAL FEDERAL RESERVE BANKERS !   

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:12 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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Yeah!  And we'll even supply you with your own personal dart board for making policy!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Hey Rocks,

They will find a way to influence the way the poo is sprayed, as always. Or what is on the dartboard.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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Chuck Norris would be a great choice - money would have as much damn velocity as he tells it to.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Chuck Norris would have a dual mandate, roundhouse kick and to the face.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Black Forest
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Someone from Greece.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment knukles
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The Bernak will be reapointed by the Incumbent.
That or Valerie Jarrett.
Or Maxine Waters.

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