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Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?
It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?
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I vote Simon Potter
"Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly."
— Sheldon, 4x09 The Justice League Recombination
Maybe this will help;
Matchbox Twenty - Back 2 Good (Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg93Lac49-Y
5-point plan for getting the economy back on track:
6. Whore out MillionDollahBonus's Anus
Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014? - A keynesian dove!
The way this world is going, I would not be surprised if satan gets the job.
Hasn't he or one of his henchmen already held the position the whole time?
What about Corzine? I'd say he has a chance as good as any to get the job.
See my comment further down the page about the problems that choice would have.
I believe the Fed chairman at the end of 2014 will be Mr. Chumba Wamba - Chumby, where are you?
Frank Quattrone. Stirring up the DotCom Bubble.v2!
I vote Bo Jackson...cause 'Bo knows!'
The Chairmanship is wholly dependent upon who wins the 2012 election:
If the current occupant of the White House is returned, Larry Summers.
If W. Mitt is elected, John Taylor.
Regardless of the man, if the Administration and Congress do not vigorously pursue the policy of omnibus fiscal restraint, it matters little who occupies that highback leather chair in D.C., for, the policy then -- if spending continues unabated -- will change very little fom what passes as "thoughtful, considered" policy today: pass the ink and paper...it's printing time.
Paris Hilton
or Emperor Palpatine if things go to plan and his porno goes viral
I vote for Gov Granholm. She'll put the economy in "D" for drive forward ...not "R" for reverese. Here is her promise speaking at the DNC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su8rXo17oJ8
Sounds very genuine.
Does Starbucks have a Granholm yet? That's gotta be at least two sizes above a Venti...
Satan already has the job
The William Dudley at the NYFED?
I think there's a religious requirement that trumps keynes
lmfao!
Donald Trump...you heard it here first...
who wood pay for that???
who wood pay for that???
They've already done the first four, fuckwad.
How's it been workin' out?
Please die.
A slow painful death on some reality program like Real Lobotomies
Jim Grant Says Bernanke Is Imitating Former Soviet Union: "Needs To Get Out Of Central Planning Business, Return To The Gold Standard"
New James Grant interview with Tom Keene on Bloomberg.
of course he is and that is why when this system he is destroying finally fails he will be strung upside down.
I got 1500' of1" hemp rope soaking in a livestock tank as we speak!
lol this but unironically
When I spend my money on traditional barbarous relics, does my money not get paid to the seller who will then spend it into the economy? You know, just like buying car parts and stuff. Unless of course, you believe that gold and silver are money...
Dude just move to Denmark already.....or better yet, France.
Let's deconstruct this 1 point at a time.
1. If said green technology is financially viable (for the intellectually-impaired, that means it could stand on its own without government support), private investors will flock to ensure it gets adequately capitalized. Otherwise, its not the right time for said "venture".
2. Americans convert fiat currency into PM's at an even faster rate than at present and money transfers otherwise go "underground".
3. Will that be enforced via bayonet or gun-point? (And good luck with that one anyway)
4. I doubt their gun will be bigger than ours.
5. See "2" above because this action will be too late.
MDB, the problem with dufuses like you and the ones directing Fed and current Administration policy it they ignore that free markets, while imperfect, will reach a point of equillibrium that resolves markets imbalances. As long as policy is concocted to do this artificially (see government stimulus packages and Fed QE for relevant examples), unintended consequences will continue to derail what you (or they) would hope to achieve. But, then again, you Keynesians just won't get that until the financial system finally blows up from all of your "policies".
Even then as it the financial world comes crashing down around these Keynesian sympathizers will never take responsibility for their failed policies. Mark my words, as it all falls apart around them, these so called Central Planners will find someone or something to blame unconditionally for their epic failures past, present, and future.
I would not be surprised in the least if the Mayan Calendar gets all the unconditional blame from these psychotic delusional inhuman bastards that think they are so intellectual NOT.
removed due to a doeble post. ooops
The problem with some of you readers is that you don't get it! MDB gets some of you all riled up. He states what they really are doing lol. Turns it around as if he supports it but, all he really is doing is just pointing it out and haveing a few laughs at all the people junking him. Classic Machiavellianism..... (or machiavellian mask) is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct.. MDB Keep it up lol
Maybe or --maybe not
I just like giving him a down arrow. (sarc) He does have an amazing thought process though.
OOPS
Yup, I'm thinking that in between the dozen or so rousing posts per day MDB is one of the Tylers W/a wicked sense of humor.
5...4...3..2..1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp4oHJv0OrM
green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.
green energy is a fucking lie. It is totally under governement help.
There you go using that 'free' word again...
ROFL MillionDollar you summed up obummer perfectly all those things are happening or in the process of taking place except the banning of gold/silver for the time being anyway that would likely be finalized if obummer gets a second term. I still can't figure out if that's the kids from the daily commie who junk you or others who don't recognize sarc without it being clearly labeled as such. As for who will be the Fed head depends on who is elected. If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben.
"If it's romney he has already said clearly he'll dump ben."
Yes and we know that a politician's actions always match their words in campaign speeches.
JFC...
LOL at everyone here not getting your sarcasm here
MDB, your sarcasm is getting a little weak. Sometimes you crack me up, but you went over the top. If you are serious, just give ALL energy producers the benefits of coal (low cost public lands, tax breaks, exemption from lawsuits...) and throw away all your other points.
mdb stop stealing charlie mungers' stuff. you can at least wait till he's dead.
MDB, you are brilliant! Thank you for another tongue in cheek moment!
What is the process to re-institute the FED's charter anyway? Guess I'll look it up..
CONgress again passing the approval in the middle of the night on Christmas eve! Didn't you get the memo???
While initially the FEDS charter was 100 years Congress some time ago passed legislation to keep it openended indefinately.
Use a search engine
Just make sure its not another Jew.
Yes! Make it a good Christian man! Like Jay Rockefeller!
It's going be the drinking BIRD!
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1158223/drinking-bird-works.html
Well they wouldn't want to break the almost 100 year streak!
The fact check award goes to....
Not you.
Volcker is a Christian.
Hahaha, yeah well we'll just coin a new term. CINO!
As a child, Volcker attended his mother's Lutheran church, while his father went to his Episcopal church.
Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood.
Funny because there'd NEVER be a chance that they changed their religion to avoid being identified as such coming out of Germany. Just because they're raised or recognized as practicing one religion doesn't change the ancestry.
Like Paulson said when asked, I'm not Jewish, but my parents are.
My opinion...even if the next FedHead isn't Jewish the selection would be a shabbas goy.
Colonel Klink said( +1 btw):
"Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood."
YNET 2008:
Do I get my fact checker status back? Hahahahahahaha
as a jew, i couldn't agree more.
the next fed chairman is going to be hated no matter what he does.
And to set the record straight. I don't hate jews. Only the ones who are fucking me. Usually known as zionists or central bankers. As a "goyim" I'm not fodder for those who seem to believe we are inferior to them or expendable.
Frankly I'm agnostic to athiest. I couldn't care less what fake god one worships.
+1 to you for being frank in your comment
If Maria "money honey" Bartiromo gets the job I'll watch every interview and statement for the board.
The ghost of Lloyd Blankfein?
JIM O'NEILL
Booyah!
I vote for Marilyn Monroe to grace the trillion dollar bill.
"Bo" and his trillion dollar smile!
William Jennings Bryan
I hope it to be Mighty Mouse and he could sing "here I could to save the day!"
Dove? Hawk?
Whoc ares they are all bird brains
Jon Corzine?
Harry Potter. Fixed.
Because regular muggle chairmen stuggle with the creation of green shoots, unicorns, and sustainable growth.You really need a wand for that.
Well at least he'd be able to conjur a skittles shitting unicorn! Besides he also has the concept of magically making something out of thin air. Hahahahaha
Most definitely not Bernanke if Romney wins. Sure it will be just another money printer although.
http://davidmorganblog.blogspot.ca/
Martin Armstrong would make order in USA if he was the FED Chairman. Or William Black. Both of them would make GS and JPM pay for their sins. And most important, both of them know what should be done to save US economy and bring back jobs to the country.
The Loan Arranger, with Tonto as deputy chairman.
It can't be real, Bob Dobbs is not on that list.
+1, Have some slack...
the central scrutinizer
Yes, we can!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljnT49jU9vM
the central scrutinizer
JABA the Hut... Larry Summers if Obamerrama gets re elected
It's always like this. When you think it can't be worse, well, it turns out you are wrong. Yellen would definitely be worse than The Bernank. But Summers or Krugman - OMG...
MANBERNKRUG!
Oh Jesus God, man, please don't give them anymore bright ideas..
Steve Liesman. That's why he's been given those front row seats. He is employed by the FED is he not?
Zhou Xiaochuan
No one would be stupid enough to want... hey - what about Krugman?
AAAAARRRRAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I got even better....
BARNWEY FWANK
It'd be the same as his previous job, he'd blow all our money at the same time as the banksters. Just maybe in a more personal MANner.
If Krugman was nominated as the Fed Head, don't wait for the up or down vote from the Senate; just pack your shit as quickly as possible, get your passport in order if you haven't done so, and move abroad --- anywhere.
The Bernank broke all markets, and we've only begun to feel the very adverse consequences that will flow for years and years.
Krugman will attempt to break the laws of science, arithmetic & physics.
On the plus side, Krugman would certainly spearhead the construction of a US Death Star.
Moving out of country is already on the list, IF I can make it out in time.
Remember the bawney fwank banking queen videos lol
Barney (Banking Queen) Frank
BARNEY FRANK SINGS BANKING QUEEN
flying spaghetti monster ftmfw
Pee Wee Herman...
[wait... we've already had him... nevermind...]
The giant Monty Python foot from the sky should be the Fed Chairman.
Jon Corzine has a good of chance if he is not tapped to head Treasury.
Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!
Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!
Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!
Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!
EDIT: So good apparently I had to say it twice.
BAN THE (FUCKING) FED!
Max Keiser.
max keiser .. financial snake oil salesman .. saw a bandwagon ala anti banking/anti establishment/anti america and jumped on it stuffing his own pockets on the way .. havent seen a greasy crook on his scale for a long time .. that motherfucker sells coins (silver ofcourse) with his own face on them .. egotistical prick.
i knew people would thumbs down me when i said that .. just cause we dont support the idiots in FED/BANKS or moron POLITICANS doesnt mean we should cheer on a greasy scumbag like keiser .. i think a lot of people are now seeing him for what he is in the silver / pm community .. he is no different to the scumbags on wallstreet who he critiques .. AND just for the record he has no original material, he rips it off from ZH & then adds his own poorly thought out BS which is uncredible to anyone with more than 2 braincells.
sorry but this had to be said .. and im going to call out any other self serving snake oil salesmen .. cunts the lot of them.
fruity.
its me im the 2014 fed chairman
Robert Mugabe
Dr. Gideon Gono rather...
Scrooge McDuck.
Bernie Madoff has lots of experience running an organization like that.
Just sayin'...
If this whole pile of shit has not collapsed by then I'll be surprised. There's no way they can keep this exponentially growing insanity going another two years. Benny Bux has the great honour of being the last chairman. We salute you Comrade Ben.
They should put a black man in there. Maybe Flava Flav:
"Yo, do ya'll accept a post dated check?"
As long as he tells TBTF 'I can't do nothing for you man'.
the fed is the tbtf. i really get tired of pointing out to everyone that the FED IS LEGALLY OWNED BY THE TBTF, A MAJORITY BY JPMORGAN BAC AND GS.
...and if you thought some ZH'ers were sick of "bitchez" comments now, wait until the Fed issues them ...
I'd rather have Dave Chapelle, the guy is actually bright and a comedy genius!
Krugman or Cramer for the lulz. Or maybe that sack of shit Blythe.
Blythe Masters, Fed Head.
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wEjvJP7PRyJCgk6j5wjm5Q?feat=embedwebsite
That sounds right for an Obamanation. EEOC hire too.
She might say no, she is already screwing the world now.
Why is "Max Keiser" the nemesis of Blythe Masters and not, say, Tyler Durden?
No doubt the stock picking monkey that outperformed Cramer would also put him to shame as Fed Chairman. Stock picking monkey for Fed Chair!!
Gideon Gono
Trick question?
No one cause there isn't going to be a FED?!
I vote for nobody.
Came to fruition 1913, ends 2013? Sounds about right to me.
From Wavy Gravey, Vote for Nobody for President.
http://www.nobodyforpresident.org/
"Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?'
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A Jew > 100%
Goyim > 0%
"Now any of you homos touch me…and I'll kill ya."
"lighten up Francis"
BTW, Francis, you were right.
They're making me hole out 2 footers now.
Oh for the love of...
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http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/sports-ugliestmoments/14/
OFC a jew
No one would expect Ron Paul or the Spanish Inquisition! (My apologies to Monty Python)
tyler, you misundertood the question, and only 4 percent got it...................when a public hanging occurs, there is a person on the platform who has the task of kicking the chair away from the one being hanged......this persons job was commonly referred to as the "chairman"....in light of this information, you now understand why ron paul received 4 percent of the vote to be the feds chaiman.................
LLoyd Blankinstein
I think L. Ron Hubbard has a better shot than Ron Paul.
(hands on cheeks, eyes popping out, mouth open, gasping!)
tinklingin my pj's
Fecklesslackey
Clint Eastwood's chair.
LMAO!
+1 for your use of current talking points!
Wait, I think I saw this on tv once, large crowds in Vatican City waiting for some colored smoke to float out of a chimney to let the people know who gets to be selected as Fed Chair? Then he pops out onto the porch if he see's his own shadow there is six more years of depression.
Nice
I think you've hit on the perfect candidate: Punxsutawney Phil
A racoon shill'ing for a groundhog. Now I've seen it all.
Which brings up my point, it doesn't matter who the next Fed chairman is, it matters that there is still a Fed to be chaired in the first place.
Classic redirection.
nobody. i might as well be a "fed chairman" . the past 100 years was not normal, it should never have been. think of all the people who have died in all the damn wars orchestrated by these horrible people. it's got to end. it's going to end. it is the end. it's the end of paper money & we don't need no stinking CRIMINAL FEDERAL RESERVE BANKERS !
Yeah! And we'll even supply you with your own personal dart board for making policy!
Hey Rocks,
They will find a way to influence the way the poo is sprayed, as always. Or what is on the dartboard.
Chuck Norris would be a great choice - money would have as much damn velocity as he tells it to.
Chuck Norris would have a dual mandate, roundhouse kick and to the face.
Someone from Greece.
The Bernak will be reapointed by the Incumbent.
That or Valerie Jarrett.
Or Maxine Waters.