Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?

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It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?


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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:15 | 2779661 Colonel Klink
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CONgress again passing the approval in the middle of the night on Christmas eve!  Didn't you get the memo???

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:29 | 2779895 James
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While initially the FEDS charter was 100 years Congress some time ago passed legislation to keep it openended indefinately.

Use a search engine

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | 2779550 Divided States ...
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Just make sure its not another Jew.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:55 | 2779560 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes!  Make it a good Christian man!  Like Jay Rockefeller!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:52 | 2780753 Rusty.Shackleford
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | 2779590 Colonel Klink
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Well they wouldn't want to break the almost 100 year streak!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:14 | 2779659 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The fact check award goes to....

Not you.

Volcker is a Christian.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:32 | 2779700 Colonel Klink
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Hahaha, yeah well we'll just coin a new term.  CINO!

As a child, Volcker attended his mother's Lutheran church, while his father went to his Episcopal church.

Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood.


Funny because there'd NEVER be a chance that they changed their religion to avoid being identified as such coming out of Germany.  Just because they're raised or recognized as practicing one religion doesn't change the ancestry.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:59 | 2779967 optimator
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Like Paulson said when asked, I'm not Jewish, but my parents are.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 05:42 | 2780979 Disenchanted
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My opinion...even if the next FedHead isn't Jewish the selection would be a shabbas goy.


Colonel Klink said( +1 btw):

"Notice that YNet still considers Volker to be Jewish in spite of his attending Christian churches during childhood."


YNET 2008:


Born to a Jewish family in New Jersey in 1927, Volcker attended Princeton University, Harvard and the London School of Economics. In January of 2008, he endorsed Barack Obama's presidency bid and was his closest financial adviser.



Obama mulls naming Jewish economist secretary of treasury
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 19:31 | 2783555 Colonel Klink
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Do I get my fact checker status back? Hahahahahahaha

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:04 | 2779980 bankruptcylawyer
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as a jew, i couldn't agree more. 


the next fed chairman is going to be hated no matter what he does. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:19 | 2780187 Colonel Klink
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And to set the record straight.  I don't hate jews.  Only the ones who are fucking me.  Usually known as zionists or central bankers.  As a "goyim" I'm not fodder for those who seem to believe we are inferior to them or expendable.

Frankly I'm agnostic to athiest.  I couldn't care less what fake god one worships.

+1 to you for being frank in your comment

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | 2780103 neidermeyer
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If Maria "money honey" Bartiromo gets the job I'll watch every interview and statement for the board.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | 2779565 HelluvaEngineer
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The ghost of Lloyd Blankfein?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:58 | 2779575 knukles
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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:30 | 2779726 kaiserhoff
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I vote for Marilyn Monroe to grace the trillion dollar bill.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | 2780104 eatthebanksters
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"Bo" and his trillion dollar smile!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | 2779571 Vegamma
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William Jennings Bryan

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:06 | 2779623 Ruffcut
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I hope it to be Mighty Mouse and he could sing "here I could to save the day!"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779651 fireangelmaverick
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Dove? Hawk?

Whoc ares they are all bird brains

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:17 | 2779680 FL_Conservative
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Jon Corzine?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:28 | 2779713 xtop23
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Harry Potter. Fixed.


Because regular muggle chairmen stuggle with the creation of green shoots, unicorns, and sustainable growth.You really need a wand for that.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:43 | 2779757 Colonel Klink
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Well at least he'd be able to conjur a skittles shitting unicorn!  Besides he also has the concept of magically making something out of thin air. Hahahahaha

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:43 | 2779772 Silver Bug
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Most definitely not Bernanke if Romney wins. Sure it will be just another money printer although.



Mon, 09/10/2012 - 22:47 | 2780633 andia
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Martin Armstrong would make order in USA if he was the FED Chairman. Or William Black. Both of them would make GS and JPM pay for their sins. And most important, both of them know what should be done to save US economy and bring back jobs to the country.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 02:55 | 2780901 jez
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The Loan Arranger, with Tonto as deputy chairman.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2779526 malikai
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It can't be real, Bob Dobbs is not on that list.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | 2779608 THX 1178
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+1, Have some slack...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2779528 dundermifflin
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the central scrutinizer

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:07 | 2779625 Black Forest
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2779530 dundermifflin
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the central scrutinizer

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:49 | 2779531 max2205
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JABA the Hut... Larry Summers if Obamerrama gets re elected

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | 2779580 Mister Ponzi
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It's always like this. When you think it can't be worse, well, it turns out you are wrong. Yellen would definitely be worse than The Bernank. But Summers or Krugman - OMG...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | 2779606 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | 2779581 knukles
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Oh Jesus God, man, please don't give them anymore bright ideas..

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:56 | 2779534 optimator
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Steve Liesman.  That's why he's been given those front row seats.  He is employed by the FED is he not?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | 2779535 Vincent Vega
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Zhou Xiaochuan

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | 2779536 Dagny Taggart
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No one would be stupid enough to want... hey - what about Krugman?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | 2779585 knukles
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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:37 | 2779752 Nothing To See Here
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I got even better....


Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:41 | 2779762 Colonel Klink
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It'd be the same as his previous job, he'd blow all our money at the same time as the banksters.  Just maybe in a more personal MANner.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:38 | 2780723 TruthInSunshine
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If Krugman was nominated as the Fed Head, don't wait for the up or down vote from the Senate; just pack your shit as quickly as possible, get your passport in order if you haven't done so, and move abroad --- anywhere.

The Bernank broke all markets, and we've only begun to feel the very adverse consequences that will flow for years and years.

Krugman will attempt to break the laws of science, arithmetic & physics.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 23:42 | 2780735 r00t61
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On the plus side, Krugman would certainly spearhead the construction of a US Death Star.


Tue, 09/11/2012 - 19:34 | 2783565 Colonel Klink
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Moving out of country is already on the list, IF I can make it out in time.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:12 | 2779858 LMAOLORI
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Remember the bawney fwank banking queen videos lol

Barney (Banking Queen) Frank



Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:50 | 2779538 johnQpublic
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flying spaghetti monster ftmfw

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | 2779541 Pool Shark
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Pee Wee Herman...

 [wait... we've already had him... nevermind...]


Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:52 | 2779543 PaperBear
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The giant Monty Python foot from the sky should be the Fed Chairman.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:52 | 2779545 spanish inquisition
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Jon Corzine has a good of chance if he is not tapped to head Treasury.

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