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Why Invest In Gold When One Has The Safety Of The Dollar? A Pretty TV Reporter Explains
There is nothing that can possibly be added to this hair commercial-cum-news clip, which in 49 seconds says more than a QE + number amount of anti-Keynesian crusaders can say in a century.
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thanks for posting from your mind, and not your lap-chub.
bonus points for the Broadcast News mention, I thought of that great film as well. . . what is really hilarious, is all the boys here who think they're soooo much smarter than others, yet each posts the same tired lines, over and over and over. . .
back to the page hits.
SHE IS RIGHT DAMNIT!
1) The dollar will be around for 1 more year
2) Due to fact #1 above physical Gold will not
Thank You...that is all.
Thought I was going to see a hotty talking about the virtues of gold/silver but it's just another of the species boobus bimbonas. Nearly choked on my lunch listening to her talk about the solid backing of the Fed. Is this real or am I dreaming?
Dumb & Dumber?
I'd put it in her brown eye.
In Europe they call "News Anchors", wait for it... "News Readers"
30 year Treasuries backed by a taxed to death middle class with an unemployment rate of 22%.
Of course, plan b for the clueless bimbo brigade is the backed by the gen-y-ers who now live at home with mom and dad, have 100k in student loans and collectively have a 50% unemployment rate.
Bridget, where were you when I was 18 and single. God I loved them pretty and dumb.
A star cult runs our planet. Their moonbeams and her hair are programming the cowpopulance.
It's a menu!
You guys are all missing what really went on here... There was a huge mix up.
This clip was not meant to air as a live report. This was actually the Reporter's demo reel. She shot it to include with the application and resume that she was preparing to send over to CNBC....
Fucking hysterical, I just emailed the clip to alex.crippen@nbcuni.com and told the momo that hiring her would give Cramer and Leismman credibility.
WoW, just plain WoW...
Mtstrategies, whatya mean? We are all state loving economic optimists here. Just read the world news, a bright and shinny future full of peace and opportunity for all.
Come on! Everyone knows gold is backed by leprechauns at the end of the rainbow!
Silver now, that's on it's own.
Well, she is right in saying that Gold is not backed by anything.
Except 6000 years worth of TRADITION:)
Must be Buffet's new bath buddy.
The outlook is sunny.
A high dollar gives the Bernank a lot of zero-interest-rate running room for as far as the eye can see. A high and reliable King Dollar is essential for the economy.
Bridget, you ignorant slut.
Gold is almost totally useless.
Pimps do carry it around their necks as ready bailout funds. That´s about it.
Apparently pimps know what to rent and what to buy.
Who's a bigger pimp than the F ED? And who are bigger whores than politicians?
Nothing, bitchez!
Then we're essentially fubar'd. Lol.
I'm eatin it...
gold is a currency hedge, (against a falling USD)
as the USD rises - Gold will fall in value
this reporter is actually correct in saying that Gold is not really backed by anything - (except investor sentiment and consumer sentiment.) As the USD increases (percieved as save haven-safer than the Euro), shares in the market will also move higher as "investors" switch out of 'perceived' save havens and currency-hedges like bonds and Gold and Silver, back into more high-yielding riskier assets backed by the USD. next time the USD is being sold off again, 'Investors' will switch back into Gold and Bonds again and so on....
the trent is your friend and it is not wise to catch Gold-fever.
only time will tell, what the value of Gold will be -
on a long enough timeline, the value of Gold for everyone drops to zero -
wr;)
Not a big picture kind of sock-puppet are you...
What is it with these American women who have adopted the vocal pitch of a Squaking Smurf ?? its definately a 'Learnt' behaviour, for proof all one has to do is pop across to Youtube, find a clip of June Alyson, and compare the registers :)
I believe she's Canadian, if you can read. . .
WTF!?
I really, really need this. Thanks, Tyler! Now back to shorting.
Agree....go copper and cotton...just one more percent and thats the new the trip to back home sorted
She learned it all from Spaulding and RobotTrader!
ESPN will be knocking on her door shortly to be there next bimbo sideline reporter
Poor Confused Canadian Girl
Let this serve as a reminder to all of you.
This is what happens when you SUBSIDIZE higher education..................
"Let this serve as a reminder to <del>all of you</del> some of you on a mental par with Bernanke.
This is what happens when you <del>SUBSIDIZE higher education</del> procreate.................."
I bet when she goes home tonight she will proceed to tell her husband, presuming she has a husband, what a great day she had and how happy she is. Then she will proceed to shop online and buy herself something as a reward for all the hardwork she has been doing lately. And later that night she will proceed to get porked by her husband who wants to create a video and he will say, 'omg your so hot...your ass is incredible...omg". The next day she will gallop to work with the faint reminder of the a sore ass that she got boinked last night.
I'm taking a risk by being presumptuous but f**k it they don't even know the half of it.
I bet when she goes home tonight she will proceed to tell her husband, presuming she has a husband, what a great day she had and how happy she is. Then she will proceed to shop online and buy herself something as a reward for all the hardwork she has been doing lately. And later that night she will proceed to get porked by her husband who wants to create a video and he will say, 'omg your so hot...your ass is incredible...omg". The next day she will gallop to work with the faint reminder of the a sore ass that she got boinked last night.
I'm taking a risk by being presumptuous but f**k it they don't even know the half of it.
every vote counts
Late April 2011, the dollar starts rising from a cyclical low and simultanously stocks and commodites start retreating from a cyclical high. Very logical, very technical markets.
There is one big anomaly though and this is gold which had the audacity to rally about 20% against this new trend. This is very reckless behavior by this commodity and it has been punished for it but rather leniently as of now. I think it should accept the inevitable and hurry down to y-t-d low (around 1400) to join other commodities and then follow the rest of the herd down to lower levels.
And here's the poor girl only a short 4 years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
One viewer on youtube said it all : "
Hmmmm, is she a blond? Maybe, just dyed her hair black. One of the most? idiotic comments I have heard.....in about the past 10 minutes. Well, since someone in our govt. spoke that is.
"
NOT SO LOUD GUYS... you're going to wake-up the people upstairs.
They don't believe in gold, remember...
http://www.internationalman.com/global-perspectives/the-bank-of-canada-h...
I'm told real estate up there is "flight to safety"... (Until it's not!)
The "US Dawler" is worth four 1913 cents, and the girl needs to stop wearing the dog's tug o' war rag to work.
She is cute. That's all I have to say about that.
This is fucking disgusting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
My favorite bit was "Gold is not backed by anything"!!!! No Shit honey. Please turn down the heat on your hair dryer. Your brain is cooked enough. Done!
OMG. And she wasn't even blonde. But at least she tacitly admitted gold is a currency and is not supported by the Fed. That's way more than Bernanke would admitted to knowing. They are dumb and dumber.
Lady,... u r soooooo stooooooopidddd!
Unlike our genius Squicky!
For more journalist brilliance you can follow her on TWITter!
@ctvbridget
Fuck that noise just email her, she is fast to respond Bridget.Brown AT bellmedia.ca
OMG! WTF! That is about all I can even come up with. I can't believe she didn't get hit by lighting. This get's more surreal every day!
oops! not lighting, although I know of some that would do the trick! Lightning.
She is not very pretty and short and fat.
She must be a relative of an executive director of the TV channel otherwise she would not be there.
Man, I needed that bit of comic relief!
facepalm
http://www.google.com/search?q=facepalm&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:o...
Not surprising really, the level of media ignorance knows no bounds. Not backed by anything? Really honey, the producer you are blowing, I know, gave you this line. Only 10,000 years of reliable purchasing power to back it up.
I find it hard to contemplate anybody putting any kind of faith in the Fed. Since 1913, all they have done is debase the US currency by 99%.
Wtf? Did she just say gold is not backed by the dollar? LOL, funniest thing ive heard this week.
I think she is being backed by a blonde.
With commentary like that, she really needs to go back to covering the 4H auctions at her local fair.
I had premature speculation watching her. Is it wrong?
You're a towel!
Also, since watching this reminds me of Anchorman:
I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
No kidding: That was an excerpt from a more long advertisement trying to rise funds for some kind of charity for severely mental handicapped journalists
Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton
“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as…
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us.”
..and as for the video of this young girl:
http://www.houseofodd.com/2007/08/29/miss-teen-usa-miss-south-carolina-t...
Wasn't she one of Dubya's speechwriters?
Simmer down boys. Big swinging dicks are showers but not growers.
Calgary: the world's dumbest "smart city".
Same message as Roubini, but better looking.
"The dollar is backed - by the US military"
Yep until China decides game's over. They've been slowly weaving their cob around the U.S. and when the time comes (2020?) they'll kick you donw in one fell swoop.
Every 7-11 robber is backed by a gun.
Don´t listen to the doomsayers peddling gold, silver and freeze-dried foods. U.S. totally has China in its pocket.
It´s an economic M.A.D. situation (reflections from the late cold war between the late communism vs. U.S.).
It´s a very familiar pattern of U.S. corporate-driven foreign policy.Wars and threat of wars is extremely profitable. Nobody questions the bills when the fight is for god, fatherland and democracy.
Case in point:
At Christmas 1979 Soviet Union forces started occupying Afghanistan. Within a day after the invasion they had Kabul surrounded by armour. Now, you may ask how did they manage to get all this armour so quickly through the mountainous terrain of Afghanistan. The answer is that a decade before, in the sixties, U.S and the Soviet Union worked together in building a heavy-load highway, bridges and all from the Soviet border to Kabul. It´s a matter of historical record. The U.S. was helping the technologically backward Soviet Union and the S.U. was helping the technologically backward Afghanistan.
All through the Vietnam war the U.S. was shoveling money and technology to the S.U. which then benefited the North Vietnamese "enemy". After that scam collapsed in the mid seventies the U.S. army switched from jungle to tan fatigues in anticipation of the coming oil wars against terriers.
. . . just one big happy brofest, hmm? kinda like here sometimes. . .
OMFG! No one knows what gold is backed by? The Fed Reserve will be around in a year!!! But not gold? For fuck's sake.
Gold is backed by 5000+ years of civilization.
Pretty? Hmmm, standards must be dropping...
You need to Listen to what she said. She is saying what a man said, one called "todd hersh".
She is just doing her job as a reporter and telling you what this guy said.
All power to her. These young folks having tough times getting jobs, so its good to see a young face
reporting....even though it was not accurate. But when is news from mainstream accurate.
THERE IS NOTHING in this video clip that implies this was her opinion. AGAIN, she is repeating what a man named Todd Hersh
said.
People calling her stupid are stupid. Because what she is saying has nothing to do with HER opinion.
Hilarious reading over some of these comments.
You fucking moron, reporters are supposed to report, not repeat. We don't call them repeaters do we?
They repeat all the time moron. Most read from scripts, moron. She was telling the audience the comments of a man, named todd hersh....its right on the video, moron!!
3+:1- v 3-:1+
Your opinion is the fucking miniority MORON.
if his "opinion" is a fact, what does that make the majority of you. . .
wankers?
Nothing wrong with being in the minority when it comes to Americans. Americans are the stupidist people on earth. Everyone knows that.
Trashing this poor kid, when the idiots like Dimon, Bernanke, Geithner, Bush, Blankfein, O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, are taking up space on this planet, is about the most moronic thing I've seen and heard in a loooooong time.
So, what you're saying is... she's so stupid she couldn't even come up with this nonsense on her own, but had to go to some idiot by the name of Todd Hersh?
Are you familiar with the expression: "backhanded compliment"?
...awe. If you still show up for work and pay tax, so the beast eating labor can do so until it is finnished consuming labor to death, and you are drinking from Chairsatan's BTFD Cup of Fornication, well, she is you ...Bitchez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6vPI4w3DU
I don't think you listened. I think you don't like women, and tend to find a pretty boy at lunch time to fuck.
'''Headless'' offering up hate for women and then a picture pediphilia? Yeee yikes!
Hey man, just so you don't bruise your heal on your own ass, let me just mention to you, I worked for the national news, in D.C... I know how all this bullshit works. Script approval is a real deal and the reporters are just there for a paycheck. I know, I spoke to them about it. The old vets wiill tell you how ''infotainment'' the new bile is. Real news ''reporting'' does not happen among the TV Bigs, unless someone goes rogue or off script without a net etc... and that gets you Danny Casalaro dead or fired or cut off air etc... It's pathetic, but, at this point buying selling or trading this bullshit market is the same ...and you know it deep down, in that sick twisted head of yours. It's all the same basic corrupt bullshit script, being written by corrupt asses. To end the bullshit, turn off the ''program'', stop working etc... now! The script already turned out The Light my friend, the Truth is not a choice, people must stop the bullshit or they are the whore riding the same beast, be it reading the lunatic's opinon as a reporter etc... or some BDU Drone following new world orders based on Algo Nova and the 911 Jets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylmByeB6bg
no. I'm not the one with problems with women. Women always love me. No big fat divorce has come my way, and I've never had to worry about it and never will because women are the center of my world and they have always loved me because of that. Never had any of the problems these guys here have, but you can see why they do. Women fall over themselves to get my attentions...just my charismatic personality I guess. I don't know what your in a twist about, I said reporters in media report inaccurate news. This young kid is just spouting what she's told, just like all of them do. Way too much focus on this. Much worse and idiotic things the Americans are doing to themselves and the rest of the world. Unfortunately, I'm American and have to live among the idiots of the world, who are mostly of my gender.
no. I'm not the one with problems with women. Women always love me. No big fat divorce has come my way, and I've never had to worry about it and never will because women are the center of my world and they have always loved me because of that. Never had any of the problems these guys here have, but you can see why they do. Women fall over themselves to get my attentions...just my charismatic personality I guess. I don't know what your in a twist about, I said reporters in media report inaccurate news. This young kid is just spouting what she's told, just like all of them do. Way too much focus on this. Much worse and idiotic things the Americans are doing to themselves and the rest of the world. Unfortunately, I'm American and have to live among the idiots of the world, who are mostly of my gender.
btw, "pretty boy" is a man that is feminine, kind of like a faggot.
Was she reporting on location from a pile of gold or something? Why the hell is she standing around on some hillside outside of Calgary to give us this report on Gold? Seems weird.
Gotta rearrange my "Top 10 People to Be on the Other Side of a Trade"...
:D
Far a Canadain news broadcast ( CTV) , where the miners are a plenty this is incredibly dumb.
(What's with the tinkle winkle tree stuff)
regardless of what she said, we would all fuck her brains out...
Absolutely, but I would not want her to be the mother of my children!
That's what the pretty girls are for?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405297020422620457659894080351842...
Must be worthless if banks hold and acquire it.
Fucking Dumb Bitch.
Choke on a horse c*ck
Nice tits.
Thank You Bridget
I gotta believe that the guy who gave her this "tip", later in the day was sitting at his favorite bar, drinking a scotch, and laughing his ass off as he watched her report. Poor girl. Poor audience. Poor citizens.
From The Treasure of the Sierra Madre [1948]:
Howard: Say, answer me this one, will you? Why is gold worth some twenty bucks an ounce?
Flophouse Bum: I don't know. Because it's scarce.
Howard: A thousand men, say, go searchin' for gold. After six months, one of them's lucky: one out of a thousand. His find represents not only his own labor, but that of nine hundred and ninety-nine others to boot. That's six thousand months, five hundred years, scramblin' over a mountain, goin' hungry and thirsty. An ounce of gold, mister, is worth what it is because of the human labor that went into the findin' and the gettin' of it.
Flophouse Bum: I never thought of it just like that.
Howard: Well, there's no other explanation, mister. Gold itself ain't good for nothing except making jewelry with and gold teeth.
Tyler you are sooo right. She is very pretty.
gold not backed by anything, huh?
gold doesn't need to be backed by anything, gold is what DOES THE BACKING!
reminds me of a line in one of my favorite movies, get shorty.
martin weir asks chili palmer (loan shark collector), why'd you get out of the business, too much pressure?
chili turns to him and says, i'm the one who applies the pressure!
I just had my BLONDE wife watch this ---- she is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off.
The USD is entirely backed by GOD!
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
this lady is the "YES MAN".
Lords use gold as currency, common trade uses silver as currency, and slaves use debt as currency. When's the last time you've seen gold or silver as currency? Seems to me all we use is the debt money. And she says this is what is the best investment? What is she a slave trader?
As Dr. Hunter S. Thompson might have quipped, "She should be neutered so she can't pass her genes on!". Instead, she'll most likely have a bunch of kids.
We're screwed for sure!
And she votes!
Well she does seem to have nice tits. Kinda...maybe...
I liked the look on the anchor's face too. Sometimes Dazed and Confused is the right response.
There is a good chance someone trolled her and she thought they were serious.
She's definitely Fox and Friends material.
YES BUY GOLD because it is a stable "money" that is worth $300 fiats less than it was what? 30 days ago??? Wow, THATS somethin!
That is the funniest thing ever.
Did that friggin dunce question "What backs Gold??????"
The US Dollar is backed by inertia. I'm hesitant to mess with physics, at least until the Hadron Collider can produce the Higgs boson. After that, I'll have to reassess. Of course, since we now know that it may be possible to exceed ther speed of light, I always have the opportunity of going back to 1999-2000 and buying more than I did.
Gotta love physics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gapCK5_rMuY&feature=related
What did she say? I had the sound off. Pretty women are for fucking, not listening to. Fat women don't even exist.
Why she could not be right ?
Let me to recall you the next story in zero Edge :
The "Muddle Through" Has Failed: BCG Says "There May Be Only Painful Ways Out Of The Crisis"
If the western government implement the "end game" solutions pointed out in the BCG report I cannot see why GOLD wont drop !
Please tell me ?
You have a good point, and most on this board are running spooked they won't have anywhere else to gamble. Other's have mentioned that the elite's control the gold/silver and manipulate it as such.
It's going to be a long winter for those that have not prepared with other resources. If Europe crashes, the dollar may get stronger, which would drive pm's down. But only the elite's know what the plan is, so anything can happen.
having read through most of these posts here
I come to realize:
I am the only intelligent being left
on planet Earth ;)
Computer, end program.
in gold we trust report
http://www.financialsense.com/financial-sense-newshour/guest-expert/2011...