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Why Invest In Gold When One Has The Safety Of The Dollar? A Pretty TV Reporter Explains

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There is nothing that can possibly be added to this hair commercial-cum-news clip, which in 49 seconds says more than a QE + number amount of anti-Keynesian crusaders can say in a century.

 

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Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:26 | 1724354 Cathartes Aura
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thanks for posting from your mind, and not your  lap-chub.

bonus points for the Broadcast News mention, I thought of that great film as well. . . what is really hilarious, is all the boys here who think they're soooo much smarter than others, yet each posts the same tired lines, over and over and over. . .

back to the page hits.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:41 | 1723019 Robslob
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SHE IS RIGHT DAMNIT!

1) The dollar will be around for 1 more year

2) Due to fact #1 above physical Gold will not


Thank You...that is all.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:41 | 1723020 buff90
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Thought I was going to see a hotty talking about the virtues of gold/silver but it's just another of the species boobus bimbonas.  Nearly choked on my lunch listening to her talk about the solid backing of the Fed.  Is this real or am I dreaming?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:42 | 1723028 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Dumb & Dumber? 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:42 | 1723032 Hobbleknee
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I'd put it in her brown eye.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:43 | 1723037 deeznutz
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In Europe they call "News Anchors", wait for it... "News Readers"

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:48 | 1723073 DavosSherman
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30 year Treasuries backed by a taxed to death middle class with an unemployment rate of 22%.

Of course, plan b for the clueless bimbo brigade is the backed by the gen-y-ers who now live at home with mom and dad, have 100k in student loans and collectively have a 50% unemployment rate.

Bridget, where were you when I was 18 and single.  God I loved them pretty and dumb.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:50 | 1723076 Something Wonderful
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A star cult runs our planet. Their moonbeams and her hair are programming the cowpopulance.

 

It's a menu!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:49 | 1723079 Random_Robert
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You guys are all missing what really went on here... There was a huge mix up.

This clip was not meant to air as a live report. This was actually the Reporter's demo reel. She shot it to include with the application and resume  that she was preparing to send over to CNBC....

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:02 | 1723158 DavosSherman
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Fucking hysterical, I just emailed the clip to alex.crippen@nbcuni.com and told the momo that hiring her would give Cramer and Leismman credibility.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:50 | 1723088 gofigure
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WoW, just plain WoW...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:52 | 1723099 Anarchyteez
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Mtstrategies, whatya mean? We are all state loving economic optimists here. Just read the world news, a bright and shinny future full of peace and opportunity for all.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:54 | 1723110 BlackSea
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Come on! Everyone knows gold is backed by leprechauns at the end of the rainbow!

Silver now, that's on it's own.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:57 | 1723128 mist929292
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Well, she is right in saying that Gold is not backed by anything.  

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723223 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Except 6000 years worth of TRADITION:)

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:57 | 1723129 Zymurguy
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Must be Buffet's new bath buddy.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:57 | 1723130 Mr_Wonderful
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The outlook is sunny.

A high dollar gives the Bernank a lot of zero-interest-rate running room for as far as the eye can see. A high and reliable King Dollar is essential for the economy.


Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:00 | 1723147 Uncle Remus
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Bridget, you ignorant slut.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:02 | 1723156 Mr_Wonderful
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Gold is almost totally useless.

Pimps do carry it around their necks as ready bailout funds. That´s about it.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:11 | 1723211 Uncle Remus
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Apparently pimps know what to rent and what to buy.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:35 | 1723924 Temporalist
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Who's a bigger pimp than the F ED?  And who are bigger whores than politicians?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:03 | 1723163 urbanelf
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Nothing, bitchez!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:03 | 1723164 Anarchyteez
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Then we're essentially fubar'd. Lol.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:04 | 1723179 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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I'm eatin it...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:10 | 1723195 Die Weiße Rose
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gold is a currency hedge, (against a falling USD)

as the USD rises - Gold will fall in value

this reporter is actually correct in saying that Gold is not really backed by anything -  (except investor sentiment and consumer sentiment.) As the USD increases  (percieved as save haven-safer than the Euro), shares in the market will also move higher as "investors" switch out of 'perceived' save havens and currency-hedges like bonds and Gold and Silver, back into more high-yielding riskier assets backed by the USD. next time the USD is being sold off again, 'Investors' will switch back into Gold and Bonds again and so on....

the trent is your friend and it is not wise to catch Gold-fever.

only time will tell, what the value of Gold will be -

on a long enough timeline, the value of Gold for everyone drops to zero -

wr;)

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723222 Uncle Remus
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Not a big picture kind of sock-puppet are you...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723215 Fanakapan
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What is it with these American women who have adopted the vocal pitch of a Squaking Smurf ??  its definately a 'Learnt' behaviour, for proof all one has to do is pop across to Youtube, find a clip of June Alyson, and compare the registers :) 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:29 | 1724366 Cathartes Aura
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I believe she's Canadian, if you can read. . .

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723216 Anarchyteez
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WTF!?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723217 The Swedish Chef
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I really, really need this. Thanks, Tyler! Now back to shorting.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1723429 slackrabbit
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Agree....go copper and cotton...just one  more percent and thats the new the trip to back home sorted

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1723221 Infinite QE
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She learned it all from Spaulding and RobotTrader!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:14 | 1723233 RyanW525
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ESPN will be knocking on her door shortly to be there next bimbo sideline reporter

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:14 | 1723235 AcidRastaHead
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Poor Confused Canadian Girl

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:29 | 1723320 Canuckistan Al
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Let this serve as a reminder to all of you.

This is what happens when you SUBSIDIZE higher education..................

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:17 | 1723547 DavosSherman
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"Let this serve as a reminder to <del>all of you</del> some of you on a mental par with Bernanke.

This is what happens when you <del>SUBSIDIZE higher education</del> procreate.................."

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:18 | 1723253 Ckashan
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I bet when she goes home tonight she will proceed to tell her husband, presuming she has a husband, what a great day she had and how happy she is.  Then she will proceed to shop online and buy herself something as a reward for all the hardwork she has been doing lately.  And later that night she will proceed to get porked by her husband who wants to create a video and he will say, 'omg your so hot...your ass is incredible...omg".  The next day she will gallop to work with the faint reminder of the a sore ass that she got boinked last night. 

I'm taking a risk by being presumptuous but f**k it they don't even know the half of it. 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:18 | 1723254 Ckashan
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I bet when she goes home tonight she will proceed to tell her husband, presuming she has a husband, what a great day she had and how happy she is.  Then she will proceed to shop online and buy herself something as a reward for all the hardwork she has been doing lately.  And later that night she will proceed to get porked by her husband who wants to create a video and he will say, 'omg your so hot...your ass is incredible...omg".  The next day she will gallop to work with the faint reminder of the a sore ass that she got boinked last night. 

I'm taking a risk by being presumptuous but f**k it they don't even know the half of it. 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:20 | 1723269 nah
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every vote counts

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1723310 Mr_Wonderful
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Late April 2011, the dollar starts rising from a cyclical low and simultanously stocks and commodites start retreating from a cyclical high. Very logical, very technical markets.

There is one big anomaly though and this is gold which had the audacity to rally about 20% against this new trend. This is very reckless behavior by this commodity and it has been punished for it but rather leniently as of now. I think it should accept the inevitable and hurry down to y-t-d low (around 1400) to join other commodities and then follow the rest of the herd down to lower levels.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:28 | 1723315 Albertarocks
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And here's the poor girl only a short 4 years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1723327 Zola
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One viewer on youtube said it all : "

 

Hmmmm, is she a blond? Maybe, just dyed her hair black. One of the most? idiotic comments I have heard.....in about the past 10 minutes. Well, since someone in our govt. spoke that is.

"

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:39 | 1723329 Catch-22
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NOT SO LOUD GUYS... you're going to wake-up the people upstairs.

They don't believe in gold, remember...

http://www.internationalman.com/global-perspectives/the-bank-of-canada-h...

I'm told real estate up there is "flight to safety"... (Until it's not!)

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1723333 Conax
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The "US Dawler" is worth  four 1913 cents, and the girl needs to stop wearing the dog's tug o' war rag to work.

She is cute. That's all I have to say about that.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1723344 MFL8240
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This is fucking disgusting.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:35 | 1723354 MrBinkeyWhat
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My favorite bit was "Gold is not backed by anything"!!!! No Shit honey. Please turn down the heat on your hair dryer. Your brain is cooked enough. Done!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:45 | 1723399 gwar5
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OMG.  And she wasn't even blonde.  But at least she tacitly admitted gold is a currency and is not supported by the Fed. That's way more than Bernanke would admitted to knowing. They are dumb and dumber.

 

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:48 | 1723422 Stuart
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Lady,... u r soooooo stooooooopidddd!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:07 | 1723509 azzhatter
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Unlike our genius Squicky!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:48 | 1723423 Canuckistan Al
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For more journalist brilliance you can follow her on TWITter!

 @ctvbridget

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:10 | 1723522 DavosSherman
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Fuck that noise just email her, she is fast to respond Bridget.Brown AT bellmedia.ca

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:50 | 1723428 madmax1965
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OMG! WTF! That is about all I can even come up with.  I can't believe she didn't get hit by lighting.  This get's more surreal every day!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:52 | 1723437 madmax1965
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oops! not lighting, although I know of some that would do the trick!  Lightning.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:52 | 1723439 Cashboy
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She is not very pretty and short and fat.

She must be a relative of an executive director of the TV channel otherwise she would not be there.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 15:56 | 1723464 Black Friday
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Man, I needed that bit of comic relief!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:01 | 1723487 vegas
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Not surprising really, the level of media ignorance knows no bounds. Not backed by anything? Really honey, the producer you are blowing, I know, gave you this line. Only 10,000 years of reliable purchasing power to back it up.

 

I find it hard to contemplate anybody putting any kind of faith in the Fed. Since 1913, all they have done is debase the US currency by 99%.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:04 | 1723499 rickadoh
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Wtf? Did she just say gold is not backed by the dollar? LOL, funniest thing ive heard this week.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:15 | 1723545 rickadoh
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I think she is being backed by a blonde.

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:04 | 1723500 Spanish Lizard
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With commentary like that, she really needs to go back to covering the 4H auctions at her local fair.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:06 | 1723508 azzhatter
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I had premature speculation watching her. Is it wrong?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:16 | 1723519 What_Me_Worry
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You're a towel!

Also, since watching this reminds me of Anchorman:

I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:10 | 1723528 Alvaro de Esteban
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No kidding: That was an excerpt from a more long advertisement trying to rise funds for some kind of charity for severely mental handicapped journalists

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:12 | 1723533 PulauHantu29
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Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as…
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us.”

 

..and as for the video of this young girl:

http://www.houseofodd.com/2007/08/29/miss-teen-usa-miss-south-carolina-t...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:06 | 1724297 BigJim
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Wasn't she one of Dubya's speechwriters?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:19 | 1723562 Mr_Wonderful
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Simmer down boys. Big swinging dicks are showers but not growers.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:21 | 1723569 calgaryschmooze
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Calgary:  the world's dumbest "smart city".

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:31 | 1723621 whaletail
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Same message as Roubini, but better looking. 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:33 | 1723634 Volaille de Bresse
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"The dollar is backed - by the US military"

 

Yep until China decides game's over. They've been slowly weaving their cob around the U.S. and when the time comes (2020?) they'll kick you donw in one fell swoop. 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:24 | 1723862 zerozulu
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Every 7-11 robber is backed by a gun.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:12 | 1724011 Mr_Wonderful
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Don´t listen to the doomsayers peddling gold, silver and freeze-dried foods. U.S. totally has China in its pocket.

It´s an economic M.A.D. situation (reflections from the late cold war between the late communism vs. U.S.).

It´s a very familiar pattern of U.S. corporate-driven foreign policy.Wars and threat of wars is extremely profitable. Nobody questions the bills when the fight is for god, fatherland and democracy.

Case in point:

At Christmas 1979 Soviet Union forces started occupying Afghanistan. Within a day after the invasion they had Kabul surrounded by armour. Now, you may ask how did they manage to get all this armour so quickly through the mountainous terrain of Afghanistan. The answer is that a decade before, in the sixties, U.S and the Soviet Union worked together in building a heavy-load highway, bridges and all from the Soviet border to Kabul. It´s a matter of historical record. The U.S. was helping the technologically backward Soviet Union and the S.U. was helping the technologically backward Afghanistan.

All through the Vietnam war the U.S. was shoveling money and technology to the S.U. which then benefited the North Vietnamese "enemy". After that scam collapsed in the mid seventies the U.S. army switched from jungle to tan fatigues in anticipation of the coming oil wars against terriers.

 

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:37 | 1724386 Cathartes Aura
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. . . just one big happy brofest, hmm?  kinda like here sometimes. . .

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 16:51 | 1723730 outamyeffinway
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OMFG! No one knows what gold is backed by? The Fed Reserve will be around in a year!!! But not gold? For fuck's sake.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:34 | 1723922 GubbermintWorker
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Gold is backed by 5000+ years of civilization.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:12 | 1723817 Bokkenrijder
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Pretty? Hmmm, standards must be dropping...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:16 | 1723819 headless blogger
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You need to Listen to what she said. She is saying what a man said, one called "todd hersh".

She is just doing her job as a reporter and telling you what this guy said.

All power to her. These young folks having tough times getting jobs, so its good to see a young face

reporting....even though it was not accurate. But when is news from mainstream accurate.

THERE IS NOTHING in this video clip that implies this was her opinion. AGAIN, she is repeating what a man named Todd Hersh

said.

People calling her stupid are stupid. Because what she is saying has nothing to do with HER opinion.

Hilarious reading over some of these comments.

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:22 | 1723864 DavosSherman
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You fucking moron, reporters are supposed to report, not repeat.  We don't call them repeaters do we?

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:25 | 1723881 headless blogger
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They repeat all the time moron. Most read from scripts, moron. She was telling the audience the comments of a man, named todd hersh....its right on the video, moron!!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:25 | 1724048 DavosSherman
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3+:1- v 3-:1+

Your opinion is the fucking miniority MORON.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:41 | 1724404 Cathartes Aura
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if his "opinion" is a fact, what does that make the majority of you. . .

wankers?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 03:25 | 1724992 headless blogger
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Nothing wrong with being in the minority when it comes to Americans. Americans are the stupidist people on earth. Everyone knows that.

Trashing this poor kid, when the idiots like Dimon, Bernanke, Geithner, Bush, Blankfein, O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, are taking up space on this planet, is about the most moronic thing I've seen and heard in a loooooong time.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:14 | 1724317 BigJim
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So, what you're saying is... she's so stupid she couldn't even come up with this nonsense on her own, but had to go to some idiot by the name of Todd Hersh?

Are you familiar with the expression: "backhanded compliment"?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 02:11 | 1724955 BlackholeDivestment
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 ...awe. If you still show up for work and pay tax, so the beast eating labor can do so until it is finnished consuming labor to death, and you are drinking from Chairsatan's BTFD Cup of Fornication, well, she is you ...Bitchez. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6vPI4w3DU

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 03:27 | 1724994 headless blogger
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I don't think you listened. I think you don't like women, and tend to find a pretty boy at lunch time to fuck.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 05:53 | 1725056 BlackholeDivestment
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 '''Headless'' offering up hate for women and then a picture pediphilia? Yeee yikes!  

Hey man, just so you don't bruise your heal on your own ass, let me just mention to you, I worked for the national news, in D.C... I know how all this bullshit works. Script approval is a real deal and the reporters are just there for a paycheck. I know, I spoke to them about it. The old vets wiill tell you how ''infotainment'' the new bile is. Real news ''reporting'' does not happen among the TV Bigs, unless someone goes rogue or off script without a net etc... and that gets you Danny Casalaro dead or fired or cut off air etc... It's pathetic, but, at this point buying selling or trading this bullshit market is the same ...and you know it deep down, in that sick twisted head of yours. It's all the same basic corrupt bullshit script, being written by corrupt asses. To end the bullshit, turn off the ''program'', stop working etc... now! The script already turned out The Light my friend, the Truth is not a choice, people must stop the bullshit or they are the whore riding the same beast, be it reading the lunatic's opinon as a reporter etc... or some BDU Drone following new world orders based on Algo Nova and the 911 Jets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylmByeB6bg

 

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:47 | 1726007 headless blogger
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no. I'm not the one with problems with women. Women always love me. No big fat divorce has come my way, and I've never had to worry about it and never will because women are the center of my world and they have always loved me because of that. Never had any of the problems these guys here have, but you can see why they do. Women fall over themselves to get my attentions...just my charismatic personality I guess.  I don't know what your in a twist about, I said reporters in media report inaccurate news. This young kid is just spouting what she's told, just like all of them do. Way too much focus on this. Much worse and idiotic things the Americans are doing to themselves and the rest of the world. Unfortunately, I'm American and have to live among the idiots of the world, who are mostly of my gender.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:47 | 1726008 headless blogger
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no. I'm not the one with problems with women. Women always love me. No big fat divorce has come my way, and I've never had to worry about it and never will because women are the center of my world and they have always loved me because of that. Never had any of the problems these guys here have, but you can see why they do. Women fall over themselves to get my attentions...just my charismatic personality I guess.  I don't know what your in a twist about, I said reporters in media report inaccurate news. This young kid is just spouting what she's told, just like all of them do. Way too much focus on this. Much worse and idiotic things the Americans are doing to themselves and the rest of the world. Unfortunately, I'm American and have to live among the idiots of the world, who are mostly of my gender.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:52 | 1726023 headless blogger
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btw, "pretty boy" is a man that is feminine, kind of like a faggot.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:16 | 1723834 rockraider3
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Was she reporting on location from a pile of gold or something?  Why the hell is she standing around on some hillside outside of Calgary to give us this report on Gold?  Seems weird.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:17 | 1723841 mayhem_korner
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Gotta rearrange my "Top 10 People to Be on the Other Side of a Trade"...

:D

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:22 | 1723858 Fíréan
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Far a Canadain news broadcast ( CTV) , where the miners are a plenty this is incredibly dumb.

 

 

 (What's with the tinkle winkle tree stuff)

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:31 | 1723906 johnconnor
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regardless of what she said, we would all fuck her brains out...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:32 | 1723914 GubbermintWorker
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Absolutely, but I would not want her to be the mother of my children!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:36 | 1723926 zerozulu
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That's what the pretty girls are for?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 17:39 | 1723936 Temporalist
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Central Banks Add to Gold Holdings

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405297020422620457659894080351842...

 

Must be worthless if banks hold and acquire it.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:08 | 1724004 Bansters-in-my-...
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Fucking Dumb Bitch.

Choke on a horse c*ck

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:27 | 1724052 riley martini
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Nice tits.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:31 | 1724060 cccmachine
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Thank You Bridget

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:44 | 1724088 crosey
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I gotta believe that the guy who gave her this "tip", later in the day was sitting at his favorite bar, drinking a scotch, and laughing his ass off as he watched her report.  Poor girl.  Poor audience.  Poor citizens.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:44 | 1724089 Esso
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From The Treasure of the Sierra Madre [1948]:

Howard: Say, answer me this one, will you? Why is gold worth some twenty bucks an ounce?
Flophouse Bum: I don't know. Because it's scarce.
Howard: A thousand men, say, go searchin' for gold. After six months, one of them's lucky: one out of a thousand. His find represents not only his own labor, but that of nine hundred and ninety-nine others to boot. That's six thousand months, five hundred years, scramblin' over a mountain, goin' hungry and thirsty. An ounce of gold, mister, is worth what it is because of the human labor that went into the findin' and the gettin' of it.
Flophouse Bum: I never thought of it just like that.
Howard: Well, there's no other explanation, mister. Gold itself ain't good for nothing except making jewelry with and gold teeth.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 19:12 | 1724145 Alex Kintner
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Tyler you are sooo right. She is very pretty.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 19:34 | 1724205 stacking12321
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gold not backed by anything, huh?

gold doesn't need to be backed by anything, gold is what DOES THE BACKING!

 

reminds me of a line in one of my favorite movies, get shorty.

martin weir asks chili palmer (loan shark collector), why'd you get out of the business, too much pressure?

chili turns to him and says, i'm the one who applies the pressure!

 

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 19:35 | 1724206 DavosSherman
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I just had my BLONDE wife watch this ---- she is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:50 | 1724239 ricocyb13
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The USD is entirely backed by GOD!

"IN GOD WE TRUST"

 

this lady is the "YES MAN".

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:01 | 1724260 TrulyBelieving
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Lords use gold as currency, common trade uses silver as currency, and slaves use debt as currency. When's the last time you've seen gold or silver as currency? Seems to me all we use is the debt money.  And she says this is what is the best investment? What is she a slave trader?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 19:53 | 1724263 djcando
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As Dr. Hunter S. Thompson might have quipped, "She should be neutered so she can't pass her genes on!".  Instead, she'll most likely have a bunch of kids.

We're screwed for sure!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:12 | 1724314 Downtoolong
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And she votes!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:17 | 1724325 MrBinkeyWhat
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Well she does seem to have nice tits. Kinda...maybe...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:20 | 1724329 Downtoolong
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I liked the look on the anchor's face too. Sometimes Dazed and Confused is the right response.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 21:24 | 1724508 onearmedlove
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There is a good chance someone trolled her and she thought they were serious.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 22:00 | 1724575 Johnk
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She's definitely Fox and Friends material.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 22:27 | 1724624 bill1102inf
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YES BUY GOLD because it is a stable "money" that is worth $300 fiats less than it was what? 30 days ago???  Wow, THATS somethin!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 23:49 | 1724772 HedgingInfinite...
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That is the funniest thing ever.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 23:51 | 1724778 WizDumb
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Did that friggin dunce question "What backs Gold??????"

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 00:02 | 1724793 chindit13
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The US Dollar is backed by inertia.  I'm hesitant to mess with physics, at least until the Hadron Collider can produce the Higgs boson.  After that, I'll have to reassess.  Of course, since we now know that it may be possible to exceed ther speed of light, I always have the opportunity of going back to 1999-2000 and buying more than I did.

Gotta love physics.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 00:50 | 1724858 mkkby
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What did she say?  I had the sound off.  Pretty women are for fucking, not listening to.  Fat women don't even exist.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 01:16 | 1724891 frank888
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Why she could not be right ?

 

Let me to recall you the next story in zero Edge :

 


The "Muddle Through" Has Failed: BCG Says "There May Be Only Painful Ways Out Of The Crisis"

If the western government implement the "end game" solutions pointed out in the BCG report I cannot see why GOLD wont drop !

Please tell me ?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:58 | 1726048 headless blogger
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You have a good point, and most on this board are running spooked they won't have anywhere else to gamble. Other's have mentioned that the elite's control the gold/silver and manipulate it as such.

It's going to be a long winter for those that have not prepared with other resources. If Europe crashes, the dollar may get stronger, which would drive pm's down. But only the elite's know what the plan is, so anything can happen.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 01:32 | 1724912 Die Weiße Rose
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having read through most of these posts here

I come to realize:

I am the only intelligent being left

on planet Earth ;)

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 00:22 | 1728272 Uncle Remus
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Computer, end program.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!