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Brilliant essay, thank you for shining some light on these dark pools
So why isn't John Corzine sitting in a jail cell with Kweku Adoboli?
Cuz our Prez is a coward.
When he said "change", what he meant was there would be CFLs in the White House instead of those evil incandescents.
The White House already has one too many dim bulbs.
Cuz Erin Andrews is SMOKIN' HOT and no one cares if some people lost some money cuz everyone has been losin' money for years now. Just went to Ross and got some fresh kicks, yo!
How about all the enablers of the crash. Where are they? Will they too go to jail? Anyone? Anyone? B....
they just throw the dotheads under the bus if someone has to go down for this mess. no problem.
Hey, lay off my peeps.
Sheeeit.....back up off me!
I have been asking that very "where is Jon Corzine " question for 6 weeks.
running away from John Galt !
2.47 km !!!
In Frankfurt, Merkel is saying to Turbo Timmy "Dieser Sauger könnte sinken!"
There will be four German guys that understand that, and I ain't one of 'em. Speak 'Mercan, damn it!
You'll never get it, Sauger!
google-translated scheint mir?
Rüschtüsch .... Denglisch vom feinsten ...
Angie won't say a thing. Dr. Wolfgang Strangelove Scheuble will have to lick all the stuff he vomited on Timmay three months ago, and simply allow turbo-printing, either ECB or Bundesbank manner ....
TINA whores again.
I'm currently about a third of the way through this and already I am thinking "DTCC, stocks in my IRA portfolio, held in some "custodial" account for me....ha fucking ha.
Edit: So JPM rehypothecated $500 Billion? Time to buy more physical.
Woke up and finished reading it. There seem to be a few simple lessons that we've learned before, but this piece is incredibly important, it hammers them home, and pulls together some other events.
use space bags. air tight seal.
Are you getting it? Really getting it?
I'm turning it up to 11!
hypothecation is a really kule word isn't it?
Reminds me of Apothecary.
i never learned anything about hypothecation or churning in business school. back in the early 1980's.....
What School did you go to ? Most people were aware that using the same collateral with different lenders was not a great business practice, but it was bankers that frowned on manufacturers doing it......you know the lovely British stunt of Fixed & Floating Charge over a Company's Assets to stop them multiply hypothecating and subordinating senior debt holders
Maybe your Business School hadn't heard of Balance Sheets and was just fixated on Income Statements !
Gentleman, Apothecary, Plowboy, Thief
It's totally k
Fractional reserve banking in any manifestation is a fraud, and I'll always believe that. It still blows my mind that this system of banking survived the Great Depression. But then again, I guess it shouldn't surprise me. Because without it, the bankers wouldn't be able to cut the truly astounding profits they have over the past century. Thus they pulled no punches in making sure that the system survived the Depression.
They pull the number out of a hat. The amount of leverage in a given system is not scientific. Why ten? Because that is what the smart guys in the room say. I call bullshit!
But remember, after The Great Depression there was Glass-Steagle. Until it was repealed in 1998.
And in the case of MF GLobal, they were confined to sweeping customer money into ultra-liquid assets, until CFTC Regulation 1.25 was amended in 2004 and again in 2005, allowing them to dabble in Euro sovereign debt and hypothecate in London.
And until Paulson approved 40:1 leverage for banks starting in 2000
On and on down the slippery slope we went
Yes but Glass-Steagall was repealed because after London "Big Bang" in 1986 US banks had reconstituted themselves in London as Universal Banks and decided it was time that Sandy Weill get made legit, for his takeover of Citicorp to merge Travelers and Salomon - oh, and didn't he have a sidekick called Jamie Dimon whose Daddy had been a good friend of Sandy ? Anyway, the Republicans were paid to vote out Glass-Steagall in return for the Democrats being alloweed the Community Reinvestment Act and hey presto, the way was open for retail banks to own CMOs with depositors' cash and fill their Mutual Funds up with Toxic Coolaid products
>>> alloweed the Community Reinvestment Act<<< ???
Uh, you might want to do a simple Google search. Even consult wikipedia.
The CRA was around well before the repeal of Glass-Steagall
One wonders if anyone congressmoron will ask Corzine or any regulator/facilitator about hypothecation and rehypothecation tomorrow.
We all know the hedge funds read ZH, wonder how many are drunk dialing their Prime Brokers right now.
They will sit and chat and 30 seconds before each ones' time runs out they will ask some half assed question .
How was your danish? Then we are supposed to believe they are doing someone's work, just not ours.
This crap ain't gettin' fixed. There is too much dam greed and corruption from all sides.
i bet those morons won't touch it with a ten foot pole...
Politicians don't know what it means, they barely know what any term means, they will have to wiki it, and that still won't answer it for them.
Politicians are MORONS. They don't understand shit! They are snakes that made it to the top of the snake pit due to chance, because, after all, some snake had to be King of the Snake Pit.
C'mon, politicians be smahrt!
As long as those responsible are held to account, I'm good with it...
CIBC and RBC blowing up would sure finish the other banks in Canada.
Canada would be totally fucked.
No worries though... the tax payer would be dragged to the rescue at gun point. BoC is controlled by Goldman, tis all part of the plan.
Debt slaves bitchez.
Try telling Canadians that. Most Canadians sit around with false pride: "We're sooo much better than everyone else."
Under fractional reserve lending, it would be wise of everyone to become a banker.
But face it... You're goin' SERFIN'
We'll all be SERFIN soon...
The easiest way to rob a bank is to own one
25% seems like a high estimate for what's backed by quality assets. It's all shit.
Timely suggestion, Herr Faber:
Well worth the time to read. MF Global is the modern day equivalent of the Credit-Anstalt collapse in 1931 the caused the last depression. Plus ca change...
... plus c'est la même chose (plus c'est pareil? CAN). And yet, folks in the great white are not ready for this. It's been spring for the last decade... I hear.
.... like that name Carpathia.... the ship that picked up the survivors of the Titanic; who will be the one that picks up the life boats & survivors of the biggest financial disaster to ever hit this material world?
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