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Why Were The Trillions In Fake Bonds Held In Chicago Fed Crates?

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While there is precious little in terms of detail coming out of the latest and literally greatest "fake" bond story in history, the BBC has been kind enough to release the pictures of the boxes that the supposedly fake bonds were contained in. While we reserve judgment on the authenticity of the bonds, what we wonder is whether the boxes were also fake. Because while we can understand why someone would counterfeit the Treasury paper itself, what we don't get is why someone would go the extra effort to also create a "fake" compartment in which to store it. In this case a compartment that is property of the "CHICAGO FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM." Perhaps Fed uberdove and Chicago Fed President Charles Evans will be kind enough to explain why Versailles Treaty Chicago Fed crates are floating around in Europe (and filled with $6 trillion in supposedly fake bearer bonds)?

What is also interesting is that a simple google search for Mother Box Treaty of Versailles yields the following:

Transferring rights over Mother Box Treaty of Versailles 1934-Illinois Bank

 

We transfer rights over Mother Box Treaty of Versailles 1934-Illinois Bank having the next status:
1. Has been verified by the authorities, being legal, certain and real existence.-
2. With SKR in an Reputable Security House in an European Country .-
3. History of mother box and baby boxes (13 ) certified by a public notary.-
4. Print amount in the front of Mother Box includes:
M.B. Control...G7777xxxxxxxxxxxx
Serial
Sec Code
Public Debt Nº
Total Face Value: Three Trillions
5. Inside 13 baby boxes closed, with certificates, numbers, size and height.-
6. 13 JPG Images (In High Definition) Front, Up, Down, Right, Left, Inside, each with notary seal and sign.-

 

Transfer rights under conditions as follows:
1. Deal only with direct interested with Bank POF (Proof of Funds) in hands (Non negotiable point).
2. No broker chains or pretenders in the middle.
3. Verification when buyer wants and wish face to face.
4. Meeting with the owner without problem, ever in the European Country.
5. We are able and open mind about any reasonable offer.
6. We not send images, numbers of information in advance.
7. First step for any interested person: LOI and Passport.
8. Second step: We reply with the same.
9. Third Step: Both parties disclose addresses, phone numbers, mails and skype (Owners don´t speak english)
10. Operation is clear: after all previous steps is Box against Money.

If interest please write to secretisimo@mail.com

 

And some other examples of Chicago Fed Mother Boxes courtesy of divinecosmos:

 

And below is a fascinating, if entirely uncorroborated account on the provenance of these boxes, once again courtesy of Divine Cosmos. Unwittingly, the counterfeiters may have stumbled upon something they had no idea about:

 

 

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Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:08 | 2169786 Jefferson
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Made in China.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169811 espirit
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Available on EBay @ $9.99 each.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:12 | 2169836 camaro68ss
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Box looks legit to me. Must have printed the box too

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:17 | 2169872 flacon
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I think it's some sort of hidden signal - a warning. This story, while it may be true, smells so strongly like some sort of "false flag".

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169881 Ag Tex
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Good thing this story wasn't intentionally leaked.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169897 MillionDollarBonus_
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The overwhelming demand for US debt is attracting fraudsters and scammers claiming to sell real US bonds but are in fact selling fake certificates. If you are investing in US treasuries or long term debt, then make sure you contact a reputable broker. Many people are discovering that the US bonds are the most liquid safe-haven investment, and it is imperative that they avoid these scams in the process of protecting their wealth.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:28 | 2169917 nope-1004
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Ya, the "safe haven" is so easily counterfeit with laser printers.  So be sure to contact your reputable JPM or MF Global broker to get the real ones.  That's the key here!!

 LOL.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:35 | 2169978 CrazyCooter
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Anyone else notice the "Gold Certificate" printed on the bond?

Regards,

Cooter

EDIT: The image is in the BBC article right now ...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:45 | 2170021 Calmyourself
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Nicely put MDB, we are the highest and best Ponzi of them all, step right up to Barnum's ponzi auction house "Get your bonds here"

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:33 | 2170257 gmrpeabody
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WOW..., did anyone else just experience Deja Vu?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:36 | 2170277 gmrpeabody
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What..., in a freakin pirate chest?

Common on, man!

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:37 | 2170644 Cadavre
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It looks like the "underwear bomber's" suit case. Hmmm - Deivine Cosmos wearing sandals in Chicago (see the second or topview picture). Looks like he/her had a recent pedicure. The US is a hive of nail salons.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:07 | 2170800 BigJim
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Those 'baby' boxes look like something you would find a baby in... dead, and maybe mummified. Creepy, just like most things originating from the US Government.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:20 | 2170834 TruthInSunshine
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I'm going to buy some better quality bearer bonds on Alibaba and bail out PIIGS with them, just because I despise The Money Masters.

p.s. - The back story on this as enumerated by the document above is extremely poorly written and appears to have originated from the mind of someone akin to a screenwriter of b (or c) grade movies.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:35 | 2170927 Buckaroo Banzai
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Anybody else notice that there are 13 baby boxes inside each Mother box?

And that each of the bonds has 33 coupons?

13? 33?

Hit the "up arrow" if you know the significance of those particular numbers.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 16:23 | 2171162 OutLookingIn
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CAUTION

Shortage of Foil looms

Many seen wearing foil hats

Still more are fashioning said head gear

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:37 | 2169983 HamyWanger
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Actually, United States Treasury Bonds are NOT and CANNOT be "counterfeit with laser printers", as every coupon payment is individually analyzed and confirmed by the Treasury Department before being issued to the legitimate recipient. Therefore they remain the most secure investment that an American saver can make. 

Frankly, this is getting tiresome. 

After the supposedly dangerous fluoridation in American tap water (which, according to some crackpot Chinese scientists and fluoridealert.org, would lower I.Q. in young children), after the supposedly nefarious control of the money supply in America by a few "oligarchs" who are supposed to be able to buy whatever they want in the world with counterfeit money, after the alleged "NORAD" reeducation camp in Colorado and the FEMA internment camps, yet another conspiracy theory manufactured and carefully nurtured by the libertarian "doom machine": the Chicago Federal Reserve would be manufacturing fake T-Bonds and shipping them to Switzerland in order to flood the international monetary market and provoke an hyperinflation. 

I originally looked at this with amusement but now I really think the federal government should intervene. It is NOT acceptable to let libertarian rednecks brainwash their unfortunate children with these theories for example; this is child abuse pure and simple. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:38 | 2169998 SilverIsKing
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I think the Federal Government has already intervened.

Get what I'm sayin?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:49 | 2170029 Don Birnam
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This looks like it was liberated from the prop room, straight off the set of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."

Did this "Treaty of Versailles mother box" also contain the heart of Davy Jones ?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:55 | 2170079 HoofHearted
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And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddlin kids and their dog...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:58 | 2170094 Troll Magnet
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that box looks pretty shitty compared to my monster boxes.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:10 | 2170832 Silver Dreamer
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No, but Indiana Jones found it!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:55 | 2170077 ljag
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"would lower I.Q. in young children....."

 

Judging from your comment, it appears 'they' are correct........eh?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:58 | 2170078 jomama
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oh Hamy, there are many, many scientific publications regarding the toxicity of flouridation in water. most notably to infants.  

your satire has become passé at best.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:08 | 2170137 MillionDollarBonus_
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This is indeed child abuse of the most insidious kind. The biggest tragedy is that these children are going to grow up mistrusting their own government, in a world full of dangers and risks that the state protects us from. The truth is I actually feel sorry for these people. They live such amazingly pathetic lives, and refuse to integrate into civilized society while constantly rambling on about ludicrous conspiracy theories that make the average American cringe with embarrassment. It is all very well for adult doomer rednecks to choose this lifestyle, but they have no right to infect their children with this garbage.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:13 | 2170162 true brain
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Madoff, get off the computer and get back to those license plate. And make yourself pretty for husband Carlos- I mean, your cellmate.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:30 | 2170236 HamyWanger
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You brilliantly summed up why the State was invented in the first place: taking people to a higher level, instead of letting them rot in their poverty or low intelligence like it was the case 150 years ago, at the time of children working in coal mines and women being submitted to their Southern husbands like cattle. 

When I was younger (in 1997 if my memory serves me right), I took part in a heated argument with my teacher of Social Policy in med. school about the role of government and the bounds of its actions. We were talking about the rise of antisocial and white supremacist gangs in Idaho and Montana in the 1980s and 1990s. 

I was the only one in the classroom, along with a shy but bright girl from SoCal, to defend the compulsory internment in psychiatric hospitals of conspiracy theorists, racists, neo-Nazis, anti-Semites, libertarians and asocial "off-griders" (as they like to call themselves). 

I don't regret having done it, even if at the time it met puzzled reception and I seriously risked losing my scholarship. 

My reasoning was that to destroy a group, you need to strike at their children, namely, stop the transmission of culture from parents to children. And for that you need to isolate the two elements. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:31 | 2170621 aerojet
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I don't think you belong in a free society.  The solution for all this crazy speech is well-reasoned rebuttal speech, not incarceration as some central power sees fit.  That would be the Chinese model.  Ours has been a success because of the marketplace of ideas.  All these conspiracies point back to a fundamental distrust in anything the government tells us is true because of all the abuse heaped upon us via propaganda throughout the years, propaganda which has been exposed to the sunlight and seen for what it is.  The kookery is a direct result of not being able to trust a damn bit of information from any official source because there is too much agitprop and deliberate tampering and massaging of facts delivered to the public. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:34 | 2170629 kito
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youre getting really weird on us now...........

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:00 | 2170779 preppin.for.the...
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So... The best way to end "conspiracy theories" is to act in a manner that confirms the theory? 

Interesting.

But... go right ahead and keep pushing for "compulsory internment".  I - and a bunch of other well-armed "libertarian rednecks" - will "see your bet" on tyranny and raise it with a proper and logical Jeffersonian response... (something to do with the tree of liberty and the blood of tyrants).

Signed,

Your ill-informed, mal-educated redneck.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:02 | 2170788 zapdude
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What if we don't like your ideas and lock you up and take away your kids instead?  Seems only fair to me.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:02 | 2171565 booboo
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Let me guess, that "shy little girl" grew up to be Head of Homeland Security.

You sir belong in another time and another place, hanging with Margaret Sanger in a Paris cafe pre world war two, perhaps sitting next to a young disinfranchised Austrian Jew, they would marvel at shit running down your chin(s).

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 22:26 | 2172143 Al Gorerhythm
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You have irremedially decredibilized yourself again, Hamy. Laughed my ass out again. Your hits just keep on happening. How's life in Canadia, Hamy?  Must be something in the water up there.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:09 | 2170483 JPM Hater001
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"I originally looked at this with amusement but now I really think the federal government should intervene. It is NOT acceptable to let libertarian rednecks brainwash their unfortunate children with these theories for example; this is child abuse pure and simple."

Oh look isnt that cute...They are letting MDB's little brother post now...What's his name?  Stewie you say?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:10 | 2170495 JPM Hater001
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And yes MDB, That makes you Meg.  Not Brian or Chris or Lois...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:54 | 2170745 preppin.for.the...
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"Frankly, this is getting tiresome."

Frankly, you should invert your profile picture - our country is in distress and needs help. 

The bond market will ultimately cop to the reality that the US debt machine will collapse under its own weight, and we "libertarian rednecks" won't need to manufacture some conspiracy theory about the Fed provoking hyperinflation.

Instead, we'll see a massive deflationary collapse.

Go back where you came from, shill.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 16:51 | 2171260 the PTB
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And you forgot those nuts raving about chemtrails. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 21:06 | 2171995 Rubbish
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Scratching head, real or fake, 6t or 100t, I won't be paying my share of the debt anyway. Carry on.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:25 | 2169925 XitSam
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Reputable. Say, a primary dealer such as MF Global?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:25 | 2169937 krispkritter
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MillionDollarDumbass...they're ALL FAKE! Just like you. FYI, the fraudsters and scammers are the Fed! 'Reputable broker'? Who the fuck are you kidding? Corzine? Madoff? Any number of Wall Street 'wizards'? Why do they call them wizards? Because they make things disappear! Who would you like to serve you up your next plate full of bullshit, those guys, riiiigght...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:29 | 2169956 HamyWanger
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Your physician was right, you know.

Stopping your daily lithium and Ritalin intake was a bad idea. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:33 | 2169976 krispkritter
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http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/global-observer/psychologists-explain-financial-market-madness/3902?tag=nl.e662

I take one lithium AA battery a day...thought it was working...let me check with the voices and I'll get back to you yesterday.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:40 | 2170005 sushi
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Perhaps up the dosage to a D cell once every 4 hours?

Works for me.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:59 | 2170030 The Big Ching-aso
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Hell, I'm wondering why and who allowed these bonds to be discovered?   Someone hates equal competition.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:52 | 2170361 i-dog
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Someone stumbled upon a Rothschild (or Betty Battenberg) petty cash tin. He/she probably won't even notice it's missing.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:08 | 2170472 dontgoforit
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I'm RICH!  I'm RICH!  My daddy was awarded this money for setting up the Treaty of Versailles and getting everyone to sign on!  However, they squeezed the Germans a bit much and Daddy didn't get the money because we went back to war over it in the '30's.  Then he was shot down in a B-17 raid over Wuperthal and wasn't able to collect.  Family talked about it for decades, but was always stonewalled by D.C.  Sheitmeister!  Oh well - perhaps they'll send us some token.  Gold would do.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:15 | 2170536 JPM Hater001
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Um, they were busted being smuggled in to Switzerland.  The point is one of the biggest and ugliest dirtiest bleck, things the Fed has ever done.  And it was done in collusion with the Federal Government in plain sight.

And 9/11 was an inside bank job about gold...Not Islam.

Let's hope and pray there isnt competition in that arena.  Please.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:38 | 2170642 aerojet
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It's an interesting narrative, but impossible to validate the truthfulness of.  It does have a certain easy style to it.  If you think about how the Bush family might fit into that whole business, it does kind of make you wonder.  They could have made this the plot of the recent Captain America flick.

 

 

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 10:07 | 2172732 Disenchanted
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JPM Hater001 said: "And 9/11 was an inside bank job about gold...Not Islam."

 

Book 3 - The Golden Lily Treasure by Jeff Prager

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16017306/Book%20III%20Complete.pdf

 

excerpt:

By 1960, it was clear to European central banks that they soon would be holding dollars in excess of the official
U.S. gold reserves. Until the 1960s the U.S. gold reserves and the secret Black Eagle Trust allowed the United
States to browbeat any nation into complying with U.S. wishes and desires. By 1960, the printing of fiat money
nearly equaled the U.S. gold reserves. The dwindling ratio of the U.S. gold reserves to the money supply allowed
other nations to escape from under Uncle Sam’s heavy hand. As a result starting around 1960 various nations began
striking out on their own course, most notably France. The role of gold in the Cold War is perhaps one of the most
unrecognized factors in the entire Cold War era. While the Black Eagle Trust still could fix election globally, the
U.S. was forced by their dwindling gold stocks to ease the heavy repression of the 1950s, both domestically and
globally. The result was an almost spontaneous global protest leading to one of the most tumultuous decades of the
20th Century. It was French demands to exchange dollars for gold that led to Nixon closing the gold window.

There's some great pics and documents as well within that .pdf linked above...

 

Also see other books by Prager:

 

Book 1 - Murdering Liberty Killing Hope

Deals with the people responsible for 911, who they are, how they did and most importantly why. It describes the
QRS11 Gyro Chip, Smacsonic® and Metastable Intermolecular Nano Composite Sol Gels and provides the data
necessary to understand clearly what happened that day. Further, using photostats of Securities and Exchange
Commission filings, Federal Reserve working papers, depositions, banking statements, contracts and other data it
paints an undeniable picture that 911 was Made In America. Link to Book 1, “Murdering Liberty Killing Hope:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16017306/911%20Final%20Unedited.pdf

Book 2 - After 911

Connects the SubPrime crisis to the same people responsible for 911 and introduces a number of lesser known
players. The book also speculates on what the American reader can expect through 2012 from a financial perspective
from these elected and appointed financial criminals.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16017306/Book%20II%20Complete.pdf

 

Book 4 - The Suitcase Bomb

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16017306/Book%204.pdf

Book 4 excerpt:

This story was a short blip on the mainstream media horizon of psuedo
news and disappeared faster then a speeding bullet in a Superman comic
and obtaining information about it on the internet is difficult, to put it
mildly. We start off with this report from the UK Sunday Times:

 

June 16, 2009
Japanese pair arrested in Italy with US bonds worth $134 billion
by Richard Owen in Rome

 

Italian prosecutors were trying to establish yesterday whether US bonds
with a face value of $134 billion seized from two alleged smugglers
were real or counterfeit.

 

The bonds were found when the two men — said to be Japanese but as
yet not identified — were arrested while attempting to cross into Switzerland
from Italy by train at the frontier town of Chiasso this month.

 

Prosecutors in Como said that the two men had hidden the bonds in the
false bottom of a suitcase.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 16:55 | 2171271 the PTB
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Dear krisp:

Um...MDB is just kidding.  He is being sarcastic.  BTW, for the sake of epistemological discourse, how do you know that they are fake?  Just asking.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 17:47 | 2171523 krispkritter
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Yes I know, there's some who say it's sarcasm and others that say it's delusion.  Frankly I find him funny but junk him because I can't condone what he's saying, even as humor, given the chance he may actually believe what he posts.  And you know he's being sarcarstic because you're him or you know him personally?  And they are fake.  All fiat, bonds, paper, etc. are inherently fake unless backed by something tangible as in a PM or the result of someone's labor, in my opinion. History is littered with paper, literally, that was created, inflated, and vaporized by it's creators, beneficiaries, and time. We're to believe that all this paper is backed by the 'full faith and credit of the US' and a bunch of bullion locked away somewhere?  That's bunk. You've never seen that gold and probably neither will anyone else because it doesn't exist except in total in the Universe somewhere's, ie. there isn't enough known gold on the planet to cover all the paper in existence.  There probably isn't enough cotton or pulp to print it either, it exists in electrons zipping around a bunch of wires. If a solar storm wiped out every electronic component tomorrow those pieces of paper would be firestarter or toilet paper.  As for if those exact pieces of paper in those boxes were actually created by the legal authority or some guy with a Xerox it doesn't matter to me, on a long enough timeline, all fiat drops to zero...

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 21:55 | 2174090 Bring the Gold
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These are, per the story and the picture of the bonds themselves, redeemable in gold. Making them actually quite different from, say, a 2012 issue bond.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:38 | 2169994 LowProfile
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+10*10 satire!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:43 | 2170017 jomama
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i lol'd. thanks for that!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:01 | 2170111 true brain
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MillionDollarBonus,  is that you Madoff? I didn't know you can get online in prison.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:07 | 2170136 Vincent Vega
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M$B,  I'm certain you are just continuing with your worn out shtick but just in case: currently, all U.S. Treasury bonds are issued in electronic from (book entry system). There are no certificates. Another wierd unmentioned part of this story, for me anyway, is that I don't know of any UST's having been issued with maturities longer than 30 years. So if these were dated in 34 why did the holder not redeem them in 64? just sayin'.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:41 | 2170308 Vincent Vega
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Thanks collon88 but my question was more of a rhetorical nature. I have previously seen the story you posted...seems like several people posted it back around the time of the first big counterfeit U.S. Treasury bond story. It still doesn't answer why someone would hold a security for 48 years past maturity date (if they were truly printed by the tresaury dept).

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:20 | 2170491 dontgoforit
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They forgot about it.... 

or is that 'fagedaboudit'....

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:47 | 2170701 Vincent Vega
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Hahaha...yes, exactly...forgetting about that $6T is a lot like losing one's car keys.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169900 redpill
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Of course it was, the question is only whether it's a propaganda double reversie, or a triple ultra secret reversie!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:21 | 2169905 Conman
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I know you are being sarcastic, but I was wondering why it would be leaked. It didnt do anything to US bond yields.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:14 | 2170500 Seer
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"I was wondering why it would be leaked"

A couple of possibilities:

1) To enact harsher controls (just about anything could possibly be lumped in to here, as long as you include the word "terrorist" it'll pass);

2) To demonstrate to the rest of the world the US's prowess at managing its securities (just don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain).

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:03 | 2170789 Cadavre
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Good thing this story wasn't intentionally leaked.

Get your certified tungsten free treasuries. today. at the JP Morgue annex nearest you. Supplies are limited. Call for details. If you call before noon you may be our lucky door prize recipient!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:26 | 2170898 SheepDog-One
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I know Ag Tex, look at the devastation its caused in the equity markets. Oh wait...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 16:25 | 2171176 putaipan
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well nancy..... they either belong to leo or  the spiritual white boy, or-

they were produced to discredit both of them.

http://wtsnb.blogspot.com/2011/11/saturday-september-24th-2011-posted-by.html

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:28 | 2169948 jekyll island
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Camaro,

It is pretty amazing what those 3-D printers can make these days.  

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 20:14 | 2171895 Blue Zeal
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Look again--that's a 50-star flag on that allegedly 1934 box. It also has twenty-some stripes.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 18:00 | 2175896 SilverDoctors
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Story just keeps getting more interesting.  Check out the first-hand account of a German lawyer who has personally been handed identical issues to those seized in Italy. 
Golden Trust of Chiang Kai-shek


http://silverdoctors.blogspot.com/2012/02/6-trillion-in-us-bonds-part-of.html

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:15 | 2169857 jekyll island
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Hey, isn't Chicago the most corrupt city in the US?  Good thing our president didn't come from that cesspool or we'd really be in deep shit.  

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:23 | 2169919 redpill
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:26 | 2169938 Manthong
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I gave a copy of that article about Chicago as most corrupt city to the wife with a note:

"I guess this is news so some folks."

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:53 | 2170068 LaLiLuLeLo
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Americans don't give a shit about anything anymore. "I'm just here to GET MINE"

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:40 | 2170662 aerojet
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It's not that people don't care, it is that they are being bombarded with so many messages stating "this is a crisis you must pay attention to!" It is now impossible to discern what is truly important. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:27 | 2169944 SMG
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That's a really interesting point.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:30 | 2170237 Chief KnocAHoma
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Could this be the perfect excuse for a Jubilee?

I almost wet myself laughing at that one... like the banks would ever allow that. But this is a good excuse for something... maybe conversion to a global electronic currency...

Perhaps just a good reason to allow a US partial deafult....

Maybe if I try hard enough this would give me a good excuse to bring my mistress home for a little double whammy with the wife...

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169816 Turd Ferguson
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"It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, Clark."

"That it is, Edward."

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:12 | 2169834 kito
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hey turd, how are the next few weeks shaping up in pms?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:13 | 2169847 GMadScientist
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Mostly bar-shaped.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:08 | 2170141 Scalaris
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oh snap.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:52 | 2170382 Tsunami Wave
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Hey Kito, how's your silver prediction of going to $20 and below doing?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:35 | 2170632 kito
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your avatar hasnt struck yet. notice that we are well below all time highs in every commodity....hmm..deflation perhaps?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:52 | 2170729 HeNateMe
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If gas and food prices are any indication we are not within a period of deflation. 

The reailty of inflation/deflation must be noticed at the periphery.  And the periphery, where we all live our lives, is NOT screaming deflation.  That is unless you don't eat or drive. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:26 | 2169942 Turd Ferguson
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We've got to get through silver option epxiry first. It's next Thursday.

$1705 in gold is major support, dating back to last August. However, gold could dip toward 1680 before bottoming (a 5% correction of the 15% move in 2012 ytd).

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:45 | 2170683 HeNateMe
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"Shitter was full!"

"Honey, have you checked our shitter lately?"

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169817 nope-1004
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I see no difference between these fake bonds and the FRN.

Both printed at will.  Both only worth what someone thinks they're worth.  Both debauched.  Both fake.

The media is pumping this up as some kind of threat, yet QE was "good".  Fucking retards.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:16 | 2169865 redpill
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The ECB might as well "swap" these too.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:13 | 2170159 machineh
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'Perhaps Fed uberdove and Chicago Fed President Charles Evans will be kind enough to explain why Versailles Treaty Chicago Fed crates are floating around in Europe (and filled with $6 trillion in supposedly fake bearer bonds)?'

Evans responds: 'All your Treasury are subordinate to us!'

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 05:40 | 2172568 Cadavre
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The ECB might as well "swap" these too

 I believe they've already done that - probably on their 6th re-hypothecation, which is to say, their insured to the tune of 36 times their face value, or, to state it in dollars, a 216 Trillion dollar payoff if the funny money UST's default - and - since they are fake - we can assume they're in default - and - therefore - claims will [also] be paid with funny money: the USD.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169901 scatterbrains
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I'm waiting for the,  "we must blow up Iran" connected to this. Where's Joe Lieberman ?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:24 | 2169924 Widowmaker
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Israel Lieberman is in your and everyone else's pants.

That's where all the terrorism is.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:28 | 2169954 SMG
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No no. Illuminati Lieberman, or NWO Lieberman would be more correct.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 16:04 | 2171066 my puppy for prez
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What's the difference?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 21:34 | 2172042 SMG
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Illuminati/NWO are NOT Jewish.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:47 | 2170980 fourchan
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yep their alledged fuck up is americans fuck up, they traded their gold for worthless paper.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:13 | 2169839 jekyll island
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OK Timmy and Bernank, on to Plan B since this one has been discovered.  Get the Rothschilds on the line. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:19 | 2169893 francis_sawyer
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More tomfoolery & hi-jinks brought to you courtesy of Kuhn, Loeb & Co.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:19 | 2169889 LongSoupLine
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Hmmm, fake or not, it's still "paper"...with that, is it truly worth any less than the "real" thing?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:29 | 2169947 Widowmaker
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And THAT is why fraud money is seeing the end of it's days.

Bring on "money" that is based on a basket of stuff worth something, including labor and tangible assets-- notice I said assets, not fucking endless bullshit like war and faggot-finance.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:24 | 2169913 jekyll island
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 Sold to China.  

 

There, fixed it for you.  

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:29 | 2170233 Slartibartfast
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1220 est alJazeera reporting bonds are fake, came out of Hong Kong through Italy into Switzerland with intention of passing them on to potential 'emerging nations' customers....

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169793 silvertrain
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Wow, there are billions and trillions everywhere..Make it rain bitchez!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/01/michael-fuller-1-million-bill-walmart_n_1178855.html

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:08 | 2169795 sunnydays
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Getting more and more curious I would say.  How fake are they really?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:15 | 2169861 Dr. Richard Head
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I am calling the Chicago Fed to find out - http://www.chicagofed.org/webpages/utilities/contact_us.cfm

Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago
230 South LaSalle St.
Chicago, IL 60604
(312) 322-5322

This is a speach activated system.  Dial 0, then say operator when prompted. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:17 | 2169870 redpill
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Heh, I'm sure the operator is going be able to explain everything :p

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169902 Dr. Richard Head
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Amy from Public information has no information on this.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 15:14 | 2170847 ParkAveFlasher
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ask for a manager! ask for a manager!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 18:43 | 2171689 lamare
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You can also google for some information. There is a very interesting act from 1960/61, wherein they wiped “approximately $100 million in gold, silver, and other assets as security for this old currency” under the carpet:

http://fraser.stlouisfed.org/docs/historical/senate/senate_frdp_old1960.pdf

The bill would authorize adjustments in the accounts of paper currency issues of the United States issued prior to July 1, 1929, and gold certificates issued prior to January 30, 1934, and the writing off the Treasury statements and accounts of the amount of each denomination of each kind of old large-size currency now outstanding that has been destroyed or irretrievably lost and which in the judgment of the Secretary of the Treasury will never be presented for redemption. The effect of the proposal would be to improve the cash position of the Treasury by more than $100 million.

This act appears to have been enacted, but it may have been changed:

http://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/section16.htm

“The act of June 30, 1961, is the Old Series Currency Adjustment Act”

Also a very interesting detail can be found in several Treasury bulletins, like this one:

http://www.archive.org/stream/treasurybulletin1967unitaug/treasurybullet...
“Excludes gold certificates, Series of 1934, which are issued only to Federal Reserve banks and do not appear in circulation.”

How can you have “gold certificates, Series of 1934" which are “issued only to Federal Reserve banks and do not appear in circulation” that have been DESTROYED or IRRETRIEVABLY LOST?

More in my post at page 3:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/why-were-trillions-fake-bonds-held-chicago...

There's more of these boxes too, and it looks like the real bonds were printed on cotton. And there is proof in the "Reports of the Secretary of the Treasury" that nominations as high as $500 million HAVE indeed been issued by the US Treasury AND that they were issuued with interest coupons attached ...

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:18 | 2169877 jekyll island
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This is actually an episode from Scooby Doo.  You know, the one where they stumble onto a mystery and defeat the people masquerading as central bankers.  Damn government would have been successful too, if it wouldn't have been for those meddling kids. 

 

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:21 | 2169903 francis_sawyer
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I'm still thinking it was Col Mustard in the Library with the candlestick holder

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:33 | 2169973 Cognitive Dissonance
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Question.....what exactly was Col Mustard doing with that candlestick?

Answer.....the exact same thing the Fed does on a daily basis to you and me.

Smile and say cheese.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:44 | 2170019 pods
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And here I was thinking it was the Ether Bunny when it was actually the bankers all along!

pods

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:02 | 2170112 Shitters_Full
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Bok bok!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:05 | 2170127 Don Birnam
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"Question.....what exactly was Col Mustard doing with that candlestick?

Answer.....the exact same thing the Fed does on a daily basis to you and me.

Smile and say cheese."

In this case, CD, that would be Professor Plum, in the ballroom, with the knife.

 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:11 | 2170501 francis_sawyer
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Maybe it was Geraldo Rivera, in Al Capone's vault, with the crowbar...

Those look like they were sold on eBay to some lucky bidder...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:41 | 2170011 krispkritter
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Pamela Anderson's tits-type fake? Milli Vanilli singing-type fake? Corzine's 'I don't know where the money went'-type fake? 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:08 | 2170142 Don Birnam
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Yes. Reported unemployment rate, CPI/PPI and bottom in the housing market has been reached-fake. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:49 | 2170053 vh070
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Just a little bit fake.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:21 | 2170581 Seer
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ONLY 70%! (like everything else, 70% discount seems about right)

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:20 | 2169797 GeneMarchbanks
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Good lod.

Am I the only person without UST bonds to my name? Feelin' a little insecure here...

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:58 | 2170411 mick_richfield
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No need to feel left out, buddy.

How much you need?

( Feel free to use scientific notation. )

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:09 | 2169798 SoNH80
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Fake fake fake.  It should read, "Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago."  The font's too modern as well. 

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:14 | 2169853 GMadScientist
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They're Russians...don't even use the Roman alphabet...cut em some slack.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:19 | 2169892 walküre
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It would be the silliest fake of all times which took many investigative hours and international police forces to figure out?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 14:26 | 2170599 Seer
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I'm thinking that this one won't actually result in thousands of deaths, unlike the "yellow cake" forgery...

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 03:47 | 2174463 Vlad Tepid
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The quality of this "Divine Cosmos's" research and writing would seem to indicate that the investigative hours were worth approximately 2 days of unemployment checks.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:35 | 2169985 jekyll island
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Those are some fine investigatin' sandals in that picture.  Plus see the old tennis shoes to the right of the box.  We've been had!!!!  This is not a bank vault, it's Timmy's mom's basement.  

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:39 | 2170007 SoNH80
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Good point, JI--- and what's with the potted plants in the coffee cans?  Where's Fonzie on his water skis?  This site is starting to be a bit heavy on the "TAINMENT" portion of INFOTAINMENT....

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:43 | 2170016 jekyll island
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Don't pull the Fonz into this one, he was just reading off the script. Hey, wait a minute....

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:10 | 2170145 Car 54 Where Are U
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Somebody needs a pedicure!  Never wear open toed sandals until after Easter...fashion faux pas. Should be able to trade the bonds for at least once a month treatments for a year!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:09 | 2169799 TradingJoe
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YUMMMMMYYYYYYYY :))))) so much "juice" coming oout of Europe right now...HILARIOUS!!!!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:09 | 2169805 Eagle1
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Currency Swaps

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:09 | 2169807 blu
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I sense the makings of a twisted WW2 spy thriller here.

All we need now is a connection to the Nazis.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:46 | 2170027 pepperspray
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and fema camps

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:04 | 2170125 whaleoil
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Ya know, it's funny you mentioned that.  Since the bonds are apparently dated 1934, isn't it at least possible that this was some kind of German intelligence operation from the war-time to discredit US war funding?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 17:03 | 2171326 putaipan
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@blu-

it's funny. about a week ago i had a good flash for a flick- instead of

rothschild backed world war scenerio's i.e - u.s vs. radical islam, us vs.

soviet union, us vs nazi's.... they had been planning a ronnie reagan

style world unifying invasion from space. i mean actual batwings,

finaced and built with all the black op money, bombing

us and world cities so we would have to borrow more to arm the world

against them. then low and behold we've got that new nazi's from

space movie coming out next month.

damn those bavarian british masonic jeusit zionist hollywood bastards!

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 04:03 | 2172439 New World Chaos
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I saw an interesting show which makes me think a hoaxed alien attack is one of their backup scenarios in case the magic of 9/11 wears off or in case people realize that these bonds really were issued by the Fed.  We know the documentary channels are not to be trusted, based solely on the inordinate number of cop shows.  This is to condition us to the normalcy and invincibility of the police state.  Even Animal Planet is in on the act, "humanizing" cops 24/7.  Hmm, wonder if they will ever show the cops shooting a golden retriever in front of some kids during a pot raid?

But I digress.  The show was "Alien invasion: Are we ready?" on the Discovery Channel.  The message was that we will have to rely on governments, experts, and the military.  We will have to unite.

Lynn Rothschild (astrobiologist) came on and said that the aliens would be attracted by the unique biosphere that we are destroying.  They would want to wipe us out without harming the biosphere.  She also argued that the aliens would be much like us.  WTF?  An astrobiologist is saying this?  And Michio Kaku (world government promoter) was also there.

The alien weapons were EMP, engineered bird flu, and tsunamis.  Killer micro-drones were conspicuously absent- probably because we can't create them (yet).  We hit back at the aliens by putting a nuke at the bottom of a mine elevator shaft and turning it into a giant shotgun to take out the mothership.  Anyone want to bet the puppetmasters' inflatable "mothership" will go down in the uninhabited South Pacific?

Let's hope this epic UFO hoax ends with a Scooby-Doo-style unmasking on the White House lawn.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169812 Big Corked Boots
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The font of the lettering is much too modern for something circa 1934.

This wouldn't even fool Chumlee on "Pawn Stars."

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:25 | 2169934 GeezerGeek
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But it would fool Dan Rather and all the other retarded members of the MSM.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:26 | 2169940 walküre
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So, the alleged fakers got the distressed look down pat but they were too stupid to figure out the correct font?

1934 was the age of neoclassical fonts

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:26 | 2169941 GMadScientist
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Funny. Just watched an episode where Rick paid hundreds for a fake Wells Fargo strongbox.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:30 | 2169957 Bangin7GramRocks
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Completely serious question. Why would you fake bonds from 1934? There wasn't 6 trillion worth combined of every currency, bond, real estate or gold in the world in 1934. What is the angle? A counterfeiter would never print 1934 $100 bills. Am I missing something?

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 13:47 | 2170343 Bangin7GramRocks
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Psssst. Buddy, you don't want the cabal to know that you know. This shit is too huge for the two of us. Let's keep it quiet until the voices in your head tell us that it is time to act. Godspeed!

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169815 astoriajoe
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Perhaps Greece should just stroll up to the ECB and ask to see their bonds, and then declare them fake.

problem solved.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2169818 Josh Randall
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This Fulford story has legs again -when China tries to bring back the Gold from Taiwan - then it will be the beginning of the end

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:12 | 2169841 GMadScientist
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HAARP fried your neurons.

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:17 | 2169873 dick cheneys ghost
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Prescot Bush?............Why were kissinger and bush family involved in Xi's trip to WashDC?............

 

http://nakedempire2.blogspot.com/2012/02/kissinger-and-bush-family-involved-in.html

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