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Italian Bonds = muffin stumps; ECB = Newman
Anyone Know What Pellossi's trades are today ???
She went long on BOTOX.
Germans are known for being logical and calculating. Great engineers and craftsmen. However, if you piss them off a little bit too much it's like you flip a switch, and suddenly that skill and ability is used in aggression, and you're left with a rabid, fire-breathing Germanic horde trampling down everything in its way with Rammstein blaring in the background. The last time this happened was when David Hasslehoff cancelled a concert. Let's just say it got ugly.
Good luck, Angela.
This time we will let Poland in peace. The Panzers will roll south and take out Switzerland and Liechtenstein. The Luftwaffe will take care of Monaco and Andorra.
The German army is a joke
--Belgium, May 1, 1940
'will temporarily transfer a significant amount of fiscal sovereignty to some super-national body, but then when they get restored to health,' - by selling tickets for rides on magic unicorns one presumes...
It's always the weak point in the plan, how they "just get fixed'...
good point. another possibility is german withdrawal from the euro, instituting of a new dm for german use, converting german euro debt to dm, inflating euro debt "away" without extracting fiscal resources from germany, and, possibly, having germany rejoin the euro zone at some "future time". please see http://www.hussmanfunds.com/wmc/wmc111114.htm
sorry blue haired girl, you got that totally wrong!
No!!! Not Andorra!!!! Where would one get cheap Cubans if not Andorra!!!!
I heard she's taking massive doses of estrogen to keep her balls from growing back...
....and implants , chest and butt ones
Personally I think I would short the particular BOTOX maker she uses. She got the Al Pacino thing where her lips are now 2 feet from her nose. I wonder when it's going to dawn on these idiots 6 months of good looks for the rest of your life as a zombie isn't a good trade off.
I'm a Democrat, and that's one thing I have to concede to Republicans---Pelosi is the ultimate hypocritical BITCH. God help us if she's supposed to protect the middle class from the 1%.
Dildos and extra batteries! you don't want those batteries to die when you ain't finished! janet napolitano learned it the hard way!!!
Short on BRAIN I thought?
"No, I think to pursue competitiveness policies by manipulating or steering down the nominal values of the exchange rate is a loser's game. "
If this is true, how come the chinese have been doing it for years? It has not been a loser's game for them.
It has been a loser's game - for Chinese workers who would have seen the purchasing power of their wages appreciate along with the Yuan if their government hadn't been suppressing their currency.
She traded her vagina in for a Mao Tse Tung
What are Spanish bonds in that case? TurKramer?
I was thinking of merging Spanish and Italian into a single word, but didn't want to give up the shot at the pole position.
SPITalian has a nice ring to it, no?
Oh, how about SH (SpanisH) and IT (ITalian).
EURO BONDS will be the catch phrase on ZH. Just watch. Euro bonds cant be implemented unless there's sheer panic in Europe. I'm selling pre-order Euro bonds. Come on China and Japan, I know you want in on some of this action.
No Fucking Shit!
BAC = FIVER, BITCHEZ
Waterfall in all the bankster stocks!
quick someone get cramer to start pumping!
Another $500 comes out of the ATM on my way home today.
thanks for the reminder
Late day sell off, Dow just tanked 100 points in minutes...
FlashSmash. Sovereign downgrade imminent?
Give us 3 trillion or the world will end and half of population will die.
Scumbags wailing for their $5 million Christmas bonuses
The sky is falling, the sky is falling. Bet ya, they don't default!
Print the money!
Dont look to bet me, bet in the market! May I suggest all-in on 00 black? Good of a bet as anything else....go bet!
Noooooooo! Not when everything was just going so great and the FED's just came out and said theyre 'bout to print more and hand it to ECB and banks and all is well arrrrgghhhhhhhhh!!!
BAC @ $5.96.
Buiter = one more worker bee in the bankster hive. Fuck him.
No mention that Greece and Italy cannot compete within the Eurozone.
Just take your medicine for 10 years like good boys and girls.
Then we, Citi and Friends, will own the very ground you walk on.
That is pretty much it isn't it. France, Italy and the rest we loaned you money we never had and now you can buckle down and slave away to enrich the banker class in perpetuity. Ohh and the CB's will print to make us whole forever, MMMMhhhhaaa, evil laugh..
Of course they can compete. Besides machines you have to eat something. Try eating a tomato from Germany and one from Greece and then you'll know. The problem with Greeks is that they lack the marketing to export their products.
FAZ it up! *w00t*
'Why hasnt the ECB 'acted' yet'...
Well thats all the ECB and FED does! ACT! As in a fucking puppet show! Phony actors!
Buiter speaks with forked tongue. This is the same pink paper prodigy who never missed a chance to bang the barbaric relic meme. His proposals included a thought exercise to impose negative interest rates by destroying random serial number currency. First rate shill who should be applauded only for his ability to add.
Agreed. This dipshit sounds like Krugman. EFSF 3 trillion how?! The ECB should start printing?! If this is success, we should PRAY for failure! Debt is not an asset when you're the one that owes, and debt is not an asset when your debtor can't pay. Don't know how to say it any simpler than that.
Let's elaborate on that a bit more.... how do you like this quote, "No for several reasons. First of all, AIG happened and everybody learned from it. Whereas the sovereign CDS, the regulators by and large know who wrote it, who issued it and who holds it. "
The ECB may know who in Europe wrote, issued, and holds it, but do they even care who in the US wrote, issued, and holds it? Not their problem, perhaps? Perhaps they think that surely the US regulators will stop watching tranny porn long enough to do something before TSHTF. Perhaps they know that the US banks will take the hit and uncle sugar will pull another Hammerin' Hank bailout. Only thing is, Hammerin' Hank is out to pasture and lil' timmay ain't gonna get the job done this time around. Congress decided in '08 that they would rather face the wrath of the voters than the wrath of Hank. timmay seems to lack that same gift for suasion. When TSHTF, everyone wants to believe that their uncle is rich.
Ray dalio, the hard-head truth-seeker told you this long time ago. default will happen, and once it happens, it cannot be stopped easily. Reality works in certain way. This is not Larry Summer's tomorrow is beeter than today shit. If you don't have the money to pay the bill today, you are in default. its just that simple.
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