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Word Cloud Summary: Inflation - 16; Deflation - 0; Easing -2; Tightening - 0; Gold 0; Weak - 8; Strong - 4; Transitory - 1

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Summary: inflation - 16; deflation - 0; easing -2; tightening - 0; gold 0; weak - 8; strong - 4; transitory - 1, and....

"the finances of the federal government will spiral out of control in coming decades, risking severe economic and financial damage" - 1

 

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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:50 | 1646908 spiral_eyes
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the federal government is a barbarous relic.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:59 | 1646957 fuu
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One can also eat government employees if one is into that sort of thing.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:03 | 1646979 Two Towers AU AG
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My Ipad is tastier.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:47 | 1647159 Conax
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Wally- Are you enjoying that?

Diamond- Nah. Needs garlic.

 

Politicians are wonderful, smothered in onions with fava beans and a nice chianti..

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:32 | 1648443 gmj
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But they need to be cleaned thoroughly before cooking.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:03 | 1646977 Two Towers AU AG
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Economic Ills Not Temporary (The Bernank) -.. and inflation is only transitory...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1647192 trav7777
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in coming "decades"????

He meant minutes, right?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 17:48 | 1647931 CosmicBuddha
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Succinct and to the point!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:54 | 1646910 BaBaBouy
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Don't Panick ...

 

The Wall Street MBA's Got Yer Back.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1647032 Comay Mierda
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I'm thinking these mba clowns want hyperinflation to wipe away their $170,000 hawvard student loan debt

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:53 | 1647198 trav7777
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people who have the connections to get into those schools normally don't have any need for debt like the peons require

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:50 | 1646913 JLee2027
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Decades?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1647129 SheepDog-One
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Maybe Ben is thinking about his future stay at Leavenworth?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1647301 carbonmutant
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Grand jury subpoenas first...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:50 | 1646916 alien-IQ
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until the word "clusterfuck" appears in one of his speeches...he cannot be taken seriously.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:55 | 1646946 Rick Blaine
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Nice.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1647310 carbonmutant
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That would be an exit speech...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1646919 TruthInSunshine
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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break all markets again, Bernank!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1647135 SheepDog-One
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People are sensing Ben is pegging the bullshit meter.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:16 | 1647321 carbonmutant
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Ben is trying to talk without spilling the beans on tonight's teleprompter script...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1646920 Canaduh
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ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1646923 Byte Me
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Nice to know that you have "decades" while this happens.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1647045 centerline
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"the finances of the federal government will spiral out of control in coming months (at most, years), causing severe economic and financial damage"

There. Fixed it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1646924 Misean
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Bernutty is now reduced to playing Whack-A-Mole with the ebubbleme his Keynsian religious zealotry has created.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:52 | 1646925 FaithEqualsZero
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Take action for yourself! Title 12 section 411 is the key

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:52 | 1646932 tsx500
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word cloud summary(simplified) :                blah    2916 .  

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1647342 Troublehoff
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Agree, word clouds are currently in vougue, but they're really a very crude way of conveying information because all context is lost.

I'll be amazed if you see any in five years from now.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:24 | 1647358 Troublehoff
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actually, you're not criticizing word clouds, you're criticizing the bulshit speech

 

...but i'm criticizing word clouds :)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:52 | 1646933 Fuh Querada
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What - no "tool" ??

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:53 | 1646935 Cdad
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Deflation...sure...absolutely...obviously deflation...in the RIETs!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1647076 EscapeKey
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Yeah, I like how we've "been fighting deflation this entire time", but don't worry, because "inflation is now on its way down".

And "the subprime housing problem is contained", "a recession will be avoided", "housing price growth will flatten over the coming months"...

It's one lie after another.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1647104 Bay of Pigs
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It's "tradition" for him to lie.

Gold preparing ready for liftoff.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:53 | 1646936 jdelano
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market selling off?  but...but...that's so insanely rational.   be in the green again by 3:50

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:01 | 1646971 Cdad
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Well...anything is possible.  However, with the door on Lloyd Blankfein's closet hanging by one hinge, and the totally depraved and raging USD studman making niche adult movies on Wall Street this afternoon and tomorrow, it is pretty tough to figure how that will happen...as the greatest crowded trade of all time unravels.

Sell everything save for the USD now...ask questions later....I suspect.  For I do not believe that even helmet wearing NYSE floor traders are actually going to wait to be saved by President Zero later tonight.  I think even bankers have that one figured out.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:59 | 1646960 1835jackson
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The FED needs to be abolished NOW. Sound money NOW. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1646968 What_Me_Worry
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Phrase: I should be tried for treason- 0

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:03 | 1646970 tbone654
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"LOOKOUTS BELOW".....

Pull the cork capt. Ben

"But what about all those people you told it was safe to sunbathe on the deck?"

Pull the cork...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:02 | 1646975 caerus
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the finances of the federal government are

turning and turning into the widening gyre

the falcon cannot hear the falconer

things fall apart

the center cannot hold

mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

the ceremony of innocence is drowned

the best lack all conviction, while the worst

are full of passionate intensity

thanks and enjoy your lunch...   

- bernank

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:02 | 1646976 RobotTrader
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The Fed will never be abolished.

Ft. Knox will never be audited.

If anything the Pyramid Ponzi Scheme of Fractional Reserve Lending is going to expand even bigger.

In fact, my prediction is that the rest of the world, including emerging economies, will soon adopt the Fed model and start cranking up new securitizations and derivatives.

Nothing is going to change.

Nothing ever will.

Especially after today, where ESPN forks over another $15 billion for 8-yr. rights to the NFL.

The sheep don't care about stocks.  They only care about the NFL right now.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:05 | 1646991 Rover
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Even though I hate you on so many levels (though mostly because you've stopped posting pics), that was epic Robo.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:09 | 1647006 Dumpster Fire
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Can't imagine anyone junking that.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:09 | 1647007 tmosley
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Aww, Robo, you're trying to help the world by making one of your batshit, 100% wrong calls.

We all thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:13 | 1647023 Blano
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Sadly, he might be at least partially right.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1647054 Dumpster Fire
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What part is wrong?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1647126 Bay of Pigs
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"nothing is going change"

WTF? Changing right in front of our eyes now. Biggest wealth transfer in history.

Please wake up Robo.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1647056 tmosley
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You're right, the Fed will never be abolished--it'll be razed to the ground.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:46 | 1647452 Blano
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You may be right as well, but I don't think I should hold my breath on that one.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1647061 TruthInSunshine
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The Bernank-Paulson-Geithner triumvirate has already initiated the process that is going to turn us Japanese, bitchez.

The Bernank is large and in charge of the massive destructive policies now underway, with ZIRP until 2013 as just the appetizer.

They had a chance to let the forest fire rage on, and burn out all the dead scrub and dead trees that served as kindling for future fires, but they decided to bail out their friends, instead, which only temporarily stopped the inferno (wait until we all get to see the next one - epic won't be suitable to describe it).

Nikkei from 40,000 to 8,700 in 22 years, despite Japan pouring more concrete and asphalt, and spending more on infrastructure projects than any other nation on earth (yes, including China)...

Good luck to the buy and hold equity bagholders in the U.S., playing at the world's most creatively dishonest and ingeniously thieving casino that are "stock markets," who are now underwater in NOMINAL terms since 1999 and UNDERWATER IN REAL TERMS SINCE 1994!

I'm sure you won't suffer the Nikkei Ginsu. Keep the faith, with The Bernank, Geithner & Obama (or whatever puppet that replaces him/them) in charge. /sarc

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1647078 WonderDawg
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Yeah, but which part?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1647140 SheepDog-One
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The FED wont be abolished, it will be abandoned some midnite soon.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:45 | 1647152 TruthInSunshine
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I agree.

The globalists already have the Fed's replacement lined up and ready to go.

It's some patriotic sounding entity, but with the same ulterior motive as its core mission as the Federal Reserve was charged with.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:47 | 1647460 Blano
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Lines 1, 2, 3 and 8 IMHO.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:15 | 1647031 caerus
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that's not true...i care about my fantasy team

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1647105 High Plains Drifter
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so robo if what you say is true and for the most part, i believe it is totally true.......then where does that leave us?   so what you are saying is that this country is already totally lost and can never be found again............here we are coming up on the tenth anniversary of 911 and people still buy into that silly arabs with boxcutters story...........what does the Book say about it all?  People perish because of a lack of knowledge and so it is, and so it was and unfortunately so it shall ever be, i guess.............shame really, just a damn shame.............

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 16:13 | 1647586 Hephasteus
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You make a good point. Let's go to the history books.

Philosopher's complain about romans never ending appetite for gladiator games and free bread at the gladiator games. (bread and cirucuses).

A few decades later gladiators aren't paid and roman empire is caput.

End.

Thanks for playing billy.

http://www.ubergeek.tv/article.php?pid=58

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:06 | 1646995 Vagabond
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anybody got a link to the speech?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1646999 TJ00
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Bernanke has tools in spades, and he's at a fork in the road, will he shear the prudent savers and let the bankers rake in the money or mow them down? /punny tabloid writer

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1647002 Gringo Viejo
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I'm still lookin' for the opt out in the sanity clause.

Honey, get off your dead ass and mix me another drink.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:10 | 1647010 PicassoInActions
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If they would make marihuanna legal, Benny da Men would get stoned and slow down his printing.  

It seems some1 keeps him on ritalin.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:11 | 1647018 Blano
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What, no "corporate jet owners?"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:16 | 1647036 SheepDog-One
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'My dad Bernank has this kickass set of tools! I can FIX it!'

He's Gonna Kill Us! Scene - Fast Times at Ridgemont High Movie (1982) - HD - YouTube

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:18 | 1647044 Cdad
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"First he's gonna shit...and then he's gonna kill us."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:20 | 1647053 SheepDog-One
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Naw...I can FIX it! Just be glad I have good reflexes....fixed in under 15 minutes!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1647070 Cdad
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Phoebe Kates...read bikini...nothing else need be said. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1647102 SheepDog-One
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A topless Phoebe Kates, the reason why Fast Times was viewed at least 50 times by most high school guys.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1647119 Cdad
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...but I averted my eyes....each and every time I watched the film.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 15:43 | 1647446 Blano
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Life is good when one can mix Bible verses and boobs together.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1647067 legal eagle
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Wow, that was so funny.  Humor is timing, you achieved it....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:20 | 1647050 caerus
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classic

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:19 | 1647049 Cdad
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Puke bucket ETFs up...commence vomiting of equities.  Efficient markets, indeed.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1647065 SheepDog-One
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Watching equities getting wildly propped back up by robots churning algos into frothy creamyness. Seems Ben has cried wolf too many times, people sense something is wrong here with these mealy-mouthed

'Im kinda talking about QE and all but not giving any specifics at all, we have a 'list of options' and a set of tools but bottom line we're screwed and I really dont know what to do. I'll give my best guesses on how things will look in a year, nevermind all my cprior guesses have been completely wrong....hey just focus on my tool, I'm out'.

Yea whatever Ben youre a disaster and everyone knows it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1647083 Juan Wild
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Chairsatan: "Ultimately FED mandate is consistant with strong dollar policy"

WTF, then you should be fired! The dollar will only strengthen when the FED is abolished.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1647118 SheepDog-One
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And the only reason the dollar has gotten a prop at all is due to complete Euro collapse. Sheesh.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1647128 Cdad
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...and the reversal against the Swissy...and the suck balls downturn in the Aussie.  It is more than just the Euro, Dog.

The big unwind.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:45 | 1647149 SheepDog-One
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Yep it is unwinding fast now as the next ZH article states the Eurozone is dead...and the old playbook the elite used 'problem-reaction-solution' will no longer work.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:48 | 1647161 Cdad
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Not to worry Dog...President Zero will fix everything after the bell.  He has plans to spend more money, generations worth of future tax payer obligations, and this will smooth everything over.

No problems.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:44 | 1647146 YesWeKahn
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Asshole 1

Idiot 1

Stupid 1

IQ 50

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