Yen Flash Crashes... Again

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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:50 | 1651024 Clorox Cowboy
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Ok, that was actually my fault...why doesn't CRTL+Z seem to be working today in E-Trade?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 13:17 | 1651496 Fukushima Sam
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Japan is royally fucked.  They bet their environment on nuclear energy and lost.  That's a big problem on an island.  They Yen really has nowhere to go but down.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 13:31 | 1651547 Ahmeexnal
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DXY at multimonth high.
Just as expected. The USD's last rally.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:46 | 1652613 Highrev
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Johnny-san Fat Finger. (or Fat Finger-san as I've coined before)


At least we know where the real trouble is. (or part of it anyway)

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 05:37 | 1654004 The Alarmist
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Except that in this case "down" means it is getting stronger.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:51 | 1651027 Cdad
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Good!  The US needs a trade war with China NOW!  

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:07 | 1651129 Bastiat009
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I am going to disagree with you. The last thing the US needs is yet another war. What the US needs is to start producing stuff ... I don't know what kind of stuff because if I did I would invest my work, time and money in the manufacturing of that product. 

Chinese are willing to work for peanuts because peanuts is better than nothing. The US, like the rest of the Western world, has failed to acknowledge that other countries and people could do very well too.

One of the things the US government could do is offer a green card to all the foreigners who graduate college (or complete a PhD ...) instead of having a green card lottery that an Ukrainian truck driver can win. Seriously, what the economy needs is more entrepreneurs, not more truck drivers. (I have nothing against Ukrainian truck drivers, it was just an example).

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:13 | 1651156 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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You just pissed off all of my brothers in the "Rainbow Trucker Brigade" my friend.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:03 | 1651715 Cdad
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Exactly......exactly why the trade war needs to go forward.  

A.  I am an American SICK TO DEATH of watching jobs go to China

B.  Poorly made and cheap Chinese goods encourage mindless materialism [and requires high replacement rates]

C.  The Chinese currency manipulation has cost this nation untold dollars.


50% tariffs on all imported Chinese goods.....NOW!  Bring it!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:48 | 1651937 Blankman
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"What the US needs is to start producing stuff ... I don't know what kind of stuff because if I did I would invest my work, time and money in the manufacturing of that product."


It has already been done that is the problem - booze and porn.  What else do you really need?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:21 | 1652360 exiledbear
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The Chinese elite are willing to be the lowest cost bidder on everything because if they don't have something approaching full unemployment, the whole country goes into anarchy.

And if there's one thing they fear more than anything else, it's anarchy. It's sorta the way Republicans view gay sex. Well ok, maybe not.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:11 | 1651150 Kuri
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Please, China : do me a favour. Get rid of all your USD cash reserves now. And don't forget the US treasuries. Y'know ? Useless paper...

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:57 | 1651410 HITMAN56
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I hear if I was going to be in Tokyo exchanging my USD for would be a good time or no?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:54 | 1651029 TruthInSunshine
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The BOJ will finally master the art of Yen devaluation after all manufacturing is offshored from Japanese soil, in which case, it will be not only pointless, but incredibly destructive.

Yes, you can now order your hecho en Mexico Toyota Yaris (formerly made in Japan) and hecho en Mexico Honda Fit (formerly made in Japan), as well as many, many other made in the U.S., Poland, Mexico and Brazil autos that had been formerly made in Japan.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:54 | 1651051 vast-dom
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Irradiated manufacturing is bullish.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:16 | 1651177 Oh regional Indian
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I was just going to say, exactly. Probably better off buying Hencho en Mexico today.

I wonder what would happen if I walked into a Toyota/Honda dealership with a radiation detector here in India....hahhh, probably be arrested for disturbing the peace as it goes off the charts.


yucks in America!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:44 | 1651340 Hephasteus
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0.07 seconds. That split second of time is so minuscule that the human brain scarcely could register it, yet the power going out at a Toshiba manufacturing plant might be all that it takes to sink the world’s flash memory supply by 20% for the next year… and send the price of your next smartphone or tablet skyrocketing.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:51 | 1651031 agNau
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Dollar safety push is on.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:51 | 1651032 Segestan
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Rearm Japan... take out the Chicoms.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:59 | 1651421 Zeilschip
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Rearm? We were in war with them last time they had arms you know this right dimwit?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:51 | 1651034 Irish66
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keep a close on the swisseee

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651036 GeneMarchbanks
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Dear Yen,

Please stop.

Your friend, Euro

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651037 Seize Mars
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Well, the Dollar crashed, in Yen terms. Right?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651039 Atomizer
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That algorithm is going to have to take a 10 minute timeout. Your a bad bad algorithm.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:11 | 1651152 fuu
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But where will the liquidity come from?

Won't someone think of the liquidity?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651043 mvsjcl
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Gold chart?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651045 Comay Mierda
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - some guy

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:14 | 1651164 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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Bill Moyers, no?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 13:02 | 1651437 Zeilschip
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Al Einstein.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:23 | 1652373 DosZap
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Leave out the NOT, and sounds like Einstein.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:52 | 1651046 monopoly
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Starting to get a little scary now. Thank goodness we have Nancy and Harry to make it better.  :)

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:53 | 1651048 toady
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Dow 10k?

S&P 1k?

No euro close bounce today!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:09 | 1651140 Bastiat009
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Turn the charts upside down and you'll see a bounce toward the euro close.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:56 | 1651049 Quintus
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Taking into account only the frequency and severity of interventions in all markets (Seems to be a daily occurrence now) we MUST be in the very last days of the system.


Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:59 | 1651086 Bam_Man
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As Jesse very aptly put it, in this environment "It is almost a curse to know anything these days".

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:34 | 1651289 Conax
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 "In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."  Ecclesiastes 1:18

It was always thus.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:54 | 1651056 oogs66
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its just a fast crash, not a flash crash...those come back :)

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:54 | 1651057 Zero Govt
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"...and after the trade wars come the shooting wars"


Yes but can 3 illegal wars America afford any more bullets?

Can Benny print anymore bucks and buy yet more US Govt Timmay Turds??

Will any military contractor take them as payment???

...tune into the next exciting episode of 'Benny and Timmay Get Analised XII' 

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:14 | 1651161 Piranhanoia
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Seems more likely we will be a target than an instigator,  at least on tv.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:15 | 1651168 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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Dude, 3 illegal wars? I thought were up to 7?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:31 | 1652403 Muddy1
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Hell, let's start selling War Bonds.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:56 | 1651065 Bam_Man
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Yen carry trades unwinding.

This is what the Swiss have to look forward to a couple of years from now.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:56 | 1651067 Salty Dawg
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Dow drops 70 plus points as Obama speaks. as usual.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:56 | 1651069 laomei
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Gold's gonna reach parity with the dow one way or another....

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:57 | 1651070 scratch_and_sniff
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This is fucked up...really fucked up.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:58 | 1651082 P the P
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All looks so impressive BUT it's been 76.50/78.00 for a month and that's not making anyone rich

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:59 | 1651085 riskarb
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50 pips now qualifies as a flash crash?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:00 | 1651090 HUGE_Gamma
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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:03 | 1651109 anarkst
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"Because after the FX wars come the trade wars, and after the trade wars come the shooting wars."


And this is one of the great lessons of history.  Greed kills!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:12 | 1651144 Paper CRUSHer
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Things are turnin' pretty fugly on the last trading day of the week so i suggest we open the cocktail cabinet and make a refeshing drink to cool off.I recommend my ol' personal favourite recipe called the Grand Slam:

1qt 100%proof bourbon

1/2 qt scotch

3cl cognaic with orange peel

1/4qt clorox

1 teaspoon of castor oil

1 cap. ex.strong mouthwash

garnish with lemon and crushed blackpepper corns

{Best served shaken not spilled}.



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