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With less than three months to go, the outcome of the November election remains highly uncertain. SocGen notes that, as always, economic performance over the coming months will be a key determinant of who wins and who loses. If the elections were held today, the most likely outcome would be a Republican win in both Congressional races and a Democratic win in the race for the White House. This means that any new significant legislation will almost certainly have to be a product of compromise. In this sense, we may very well be looking at a status quo in terms of bipartisanship and gridlock which have dominated Washington politics over the past few years. This would be bad news at a time when the country faces a number of serious challenges with significant long-term implications. From the economy to long-term fiscal health, and from the debt-ceiling to Housing, Healthcare, and energy policy differences, the following provides a succinct review.

 

Societe Generale: American Themes - US Elections

There is a strong need for leadership in Washington. The economy is performing poorly and monetary policy options have been nearly exhausted. Unfortunately, the ongoing split promises more of the same from Washington: politics instead of leadership.

A close race for president, coupled with uncertain congressional power. A split in the Congress can inhibit the agenda no matter who wins the presidential race. Unless the president’s party makes gains in Congress, it will be difficult to agree on any changes. The healthcare overhaul was achieved with a Democratic congress during President Obama’s first year in office. Reversing course requires not just a Republican president but a cooperative Senate. Sadly, gridlock is likely to prevail.

In Washington, there is widespread support for fiscal stimulus, at least for immediate support within the context of long-term discipline. Specifically, there is support to reduce the anticipated fiscal drag of higher tax rates and spending cuts that are set for 1 January 2013.

Election-year politics prevent current action. Congress may take action immediately after the election to reduce onerous tax rate increases or may wait until the new government takes office in January before acting. This uncertainty comes at a cost to markets and indeed to the economy in the short-term.

Key main assumptions and potential for surprises:

  • President Obama expected to win re-election but faces a Republican Congress.
  • Challenger Governor Romney victory would be a surprise. Narrow Republican control of Senate would be an obstacle.
  • Choice of vice presidential candidate, Congressman Paul Ryan, hints at a more aggressive entitlement spending overhaul. The differences between President Obama and Ryan are fundamentally ideological and represent a serious choice for voters. Yet, it should not be forgotten that it is Governor Romney who is running for president, and the agenda of the presidential candidate is what will be focused on, no doubt. Moreover, Romney is the underdog.
  • Quantitative approaches for determining whether a Republican or Democratic president are better for the equity market are somewhat flawed by a low sample size. Only 13 presidents have held office since the late 1920s when many current equity indices start with continuous data. Democrats have faired better according to the S&P500. The timing of bubbles, inflation and wars are key drivers, rather than coincidental party affiliation. Simple party alliance is not a driver for fundamental analysis.

Election scenarios – latest odds

Much could still change between now and the 6 November election. However, based on the latest indications from online prediction markets, the Republican Party is seen as the likely winner of both Congressional races.

Democrats are still seen as the favorite in the race for the White House, with President Obama winning re-election. In any case, it is unlikely that one party will control all three institutions. Moreover, any one party in the Senate is unlikely to hold the 60 seats (out of 100) needed to avoid filibusters. Therefore, in the absence of the majority needed for any post-election scenario, significant new legislation will require bipartisanship and compromise. In this context, the risk of gridlock remains high.

 

With less than three months to go, the outcome of the November election remains highly uncertain. As always, economic performance over the coming months will be a key determinant of who wins and who loses. If the elections were held today, the most likely outcome would be a Republican win in both Congressional races and a Democratic win in the race for the White House (see Charts 1a-c above ). This would give Republicans an improved standing relative to the current configuration (in which they only control the House), but it would nonetheless leave power divided. The latest indications from online prediction markets suggest only a 40% probability that any one party will end up controlling both houses of Congress and the White House, leaving a 60% probability of a split scenario (see Chart 2 below).

 

It is also very unlikely that any party will win a filibuster-proof super-majority. This means that any new significant legislation will almost certainly have to be a product of compromise. In this sense, we may very well be looking at a status quo in terms of bipartisanship and gridlock which have dominated Washington politics over the past few years. This would be bad news at a time when the country faces a number of serious challenges with significant long-term implications.

US election issues – what’s at stake

There is a lot at stake as we look to 2013. Immediately after the new Congress and/or administration take over, they will have to deal with the fiscal cliff as well as the long-term fiscal challenges, healthcare and financial regulation, and lastly, with energy policy, which is also crucial for long-term economic sustainability. We discuss these issues in greater detail in the following sections.

1. Economy

The first and perhaps the most important decision to be made by the incoming Congress and/or administration will be resolving the fiscal cliff in a way that does not undermine the still fragile economic recovery. If all of the planned spending cuts and tax increases go into effect as scheduled, the economy will experience a reverse stimulus of $600bn next year, or about 3.5% of GDP. A shock of this magnitude would almost certainly lead to a contraction in activity in the first half of 2013, which in turn could push unemployment toward 9.5-10%. The alternative, which is to extend all expiring tax provisions and do away with planned spending cuts, is unfortunately not viable. Maintaining the status quo on fiscal policy would result in a continuation of large deficits which would push the debt/GDP ratio above 90% by the end of the decade. Without addressing entitlements, the ratio would start rising even more rapidly after 2020, largely due to the effects of the aging population.

The ideal outcome is one that addresses long-term fiscal challenges, while recognizing the near-term fragility of the economy. This could be accomplished via a plan which phases in gradual tax increases and spending cuts over the next 10 years. The risk is that a post-election gridlock may lead to a more rapid fiscal consolidation, with adverse implications for the US economy. Given the high odds of a split government, as highlighted above, this is not a non-negligible risk. The most likely scenario is that some portion of the planned fiscal contraction will be delayed. But it is very unlikely that all of it will be legislated away. For example, payroll tax cuts look unlikely to be extended, which by itself could shave about 0.7% from next year’s growth. In our central forecast for the US economy, we have discounted a fiscal drag of about 1.3% in 2013.

Our central economic forecast does not rely on any specific assumption about the outcome of the November election. Indeed, we can envisage our economic scenario under a number of post-election configurations. First, it must be noted that both presidential candidates recognize the need for fiscal reform, and at the same time, neither wants to do consolidation in a way that would significantly undermine the US economy. And, although there are significant distributional differences between their prospective fiscal plans, both will most likely have to work with the opposing party in order to pass any significant legislation. This, then, leads us to two key conclusions. First, the early phases of post-election negotiations may prove highly disruptive, with a non-negligible risk of a gridlock scenario resulting in greater fiscal restraint than is desirable. Second, after all the dust settles, the ultimate fiscal deal could well end up resembling the Simpson-Bowles blueprint which itself was a product of compromise and bipartisanship.

 

2. Long-term fiscal health

In the tables below, we offer a summary of where the two candidates stand on key issues with respect to fiscal finances and the economy. We also include the Simpson-Bowles recommendations which we consider to be a benchmark for a balanced and pragmatic approach to fiscal reform.

 

There are significant differences in how the two candidates plan to achieve fiscal balance. President Obama’s plan relies on a combination of revenue increases (to 19.7% of GDP by 2020) and spending cuts (to 22.5% of GDP by 2020), with spending cuts spread across both defense and non-defense budgets. In contrast, Governor Romney’s plan aims to cut taxes further, increase defense spending relative to the baseline and offset the budgetary impact by very large cuts to discretionary spending (see Table 1 for details). Under his plan, federal spending would eventually be capped at 20% of GDP. These ambitious cuts would bring spending below the long-term average despite the aging population and the projected growth in mandatory spending. As a benchmark, the Simpson-Bowles proposal aimed to stabilize federal spending at 22% while bringing revenues to 20.5% by 2020.

 

Tax Policies Under Competing Proposals

 

Discretionary Spending Policies Under Competing Proposals

 

Mandatory Spending Policies Under Competing Proposals

 

3. Debt ceiling

The debt limit will soon rear its ugly head, but only after the 6 November elections. Fortunately US Treasury debt limits do not overlap the immediate election calendar. In August 2011, politics intertwined with debt ceilings and Congress appeared near the brink of a technical default. The rising risk of dysfunction and the impact it would have had on debt was partly the reason for Standard & Poor’s downgrade of the US’ long-term debt.

The US Statutory Debt Limit is $16.394 trillion. At the end of July 2012, the Treasury had just under $500bn of borrowing authority. Further, Treasury estimates its borrowing need in the second half of 2012 at nearly $600bn – calling it close. Treasury already indicated it could hit debt limit at the end of the year. Importantly, hitting the debt limit and the need for Congress to approve an increase will not occur until after the elections. The US Treasury is very likely to temporarily suspend certain debt transactions and could delay hitting the debt limit until Spring 2013. At that point a new Congress can consider legislation that is free of an immediate election. Congress can tie in the debt limit to legislation to reduce the “Fiscal cliff.”

4. Dodd–Frank Regulation

Reversing elements of the Dodd-Frank financial regulation has been a talking point among many Republican candidates. Yet concrete plans are thin. Romney calls for replacing Dodd-Frank with a streamlined, modern regulatory framework. Streamlining may be hard to differentiate from normal evolutions that would occur in the aftermath of such a major overhaul in financial regulations.

Regulation of financial institutions following the crisis is a force influencing global markets, regulators and economies. Voter sentiment against financial institutions is too strong at the moment. The best scenario may be no more than to dial down the anti-“fat cat” rhetoric. The Republican party may have differing views. The essence of the Tea Party is a grassroots, main-street effort to change the business-as-usual practices of both Washington and New York. Dodd-Frank legislation is already two years underway. Many important provisions, regulatory bodies and market exchanges have yet to be implemented. Nonetheless, considerable progress has been achieved in defining these functions, rules, markets, etc. Re-steering at the margins rather than any major repeal would be a more likely scenario with a Romney presidency. Even the current government, that passed Dodd-Frank legislation, would find needs to modify elements at the margins during a second term. Chances for a major reform is low.

5. Healthcare

The Republican party is more uniform on its healthcare positions, relative to financial regulations. Futile repeals of Obama’s healthcare law (Affordable Care Act) were passed in the Republican controlled House of Representatives, but progressed no further. Repealing what is now termed Obama-care would require a Republican President and Congress. A simple majority in the Senate might not be enough.

Healthcare would be the biggest game in play with a Republican president. Assuming also a Republican Congress in 2013, efforts to repeal the Affordable Care Act would gain momentum. The US Supreme Court only narrowly upheld key portions of the heathcare reforms. Taxation and choice are unifying elements to counter the government-led widespread health insurance coverage advocated.

By the next election, 2016, Obama-care, or Affordable-care will be far more deeply ingrained in the US economy. Modifications rather than a reversal would be more likely. This election is most likely the last chance on a major reversal of the 2009 legislation. Yet the voter interest is not there. Governor Romney has not succeeded in capitalizing on healthcare repeal as a significant campaign issue.

6. Energy policy - no fracking difference

Broadly speaking, the US has not historically had a strong energy policy, in terms of market impact – that is, in terms of the fundamentals and pricing of energy, especially petroleum and natural gas. This has been true since the twin oil crises of the 1970s and it remains true today.

For Obama and Romney, the common ground on energy far outweighs the differences. The bottom line is that growing US natural gas and oil  roduction is good for the economy. It should directly boost GDP, it will narrow the trade deficit and it should be supportive for the dollar.

In conclusion, no matter who wins the election, we believe that energy policy will not be dramatically different, especially given the likelihood of some sort of divided government in Washington. The emphasis will be on encouraging growth in US oil and natural gas production. This pretty much means getting fracking regulations resolved, in coordination with states and industry, and then getting out of the way. We do not expect the election results to have any impact on oil and natural gas prices.

7. Housing—GSE reform

Although not included in the debt figures reported by the government, the US government has moved to more explicitly to support the soundness of obligations of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, starting in July 2008 via the Housing and Economic Recovery Act of 2008, and the 7 September 2008 Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) conservatorship of both government sponsored enterprises (GSEs). The on- or off-balance sheet obligations of those two independent GSEs was just over $5tr at the time the conservatorship was put in place, consisting mainly of mortgage payment guarantees. The extent to which the government will be required to pay these obligations depends on a variety of economic and housing market factors. The federal government provided over $110bn to Fannie and Freddie by 2010.

8. President without re-election

President Obama is a known commodity, at least he is perceived that way. As a second-term President, Obama may take a different turn. Without pressures of re-election, President Obama could return to early promises to move beyond partisan politics and build the future by taking steps to control long-term fiscal trends. Tackling long-term deficit trends was too dangerous for the president seeking re-election. Simpson-Bowles offers a blue-print for bipartisan support. This is hopeful – but may be unrealistic. Pressures to take action on the deficit, however are building. The bi-partisan groups in Congress offer some reflection on this. Grassroot efforts are also building and the Tea Party owes its start to one extreme effort to control deficits.

For financial markets, a President intent on building a legacy on long-term deficit reduction would be a positive-risk scenario for financial markets in the medium term. It is doubtful, however, that any immediate market response will occur on deficit reduction.

Conclusion

Following the elections, Washington will focus on the fiscal cliff, that is the currently legislated tax increases and spending cuts that would materially slow the US economy at the start of 2013. Election-year gamesmanship prevents pre-emptive efforts to reduce this fiscal drag on the US economy. A lameduck Senate may not take immediate action on tax cuts, and rapid action may be required in January. This is more timing uncertainty, and path uncertainty, but not eventual outcome uncertainty. At least not for major elements to reduce the threat from a fiscal drag.

The most likely scenario of President Obama and a Republican Congress suggest status quo. Importantly, however, status-quo reduces uncertainty surrounding fiscal policies as well as recently passed legislation on healthcare and regulation. The upside surprise would be a second-term president that wants to build a legacy of long-term deficit control. The downside risk would be a failure to reach compromise on the fiscal cliff despite overwhelming similarities in the party positions.

Within the Congressional elections, the risk versus our scenario would be that the Democrats maintain control of the Senate. This would be more of the status quo. Lack of a super majority in the Senate and a Republican-controlled House of Representatives would still foster gridlock on major economic and financial market legislation. A split Congress would make it difficult for President Obama to reach on a compromise on legacy building.

In the presidential elections, the surprise would be a victory by Governor Romney. With a Republican Congress, there are greater chances to repeal or substantially modify the recent healthcare overhauls. Additionally, reducing fiscal drag in early 2013 would be less complicated. Lastly, with full Republican control, we would expect lower taxes in the medium term and greater efforts on cost control. Drastic changes under a Romney presidency would likely hinge on the degree of control by Republicans in the Senate. Control of the Senate is likely to be razor thin. In the end, the election alone is unlikely to produce major legislative changes. Responses to market, economic and demographic pressures are more likely the triggers for significant legislative action in the next few years.

 


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Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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I went to Disney World with the kids this weekend.  After seeing all the people there spending money, I am beginning to think all this does not matter one bit.  I think all this shit could blow up and no one would really care, except those of us that read about it every day.  

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:01 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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If you went to Disney World in Orlando, then you've probably seen massive amounts of obese people. To me that is troubling. But it could be the governments way of killing off the fat and weak so that the entitlement spending is less.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Yes Larry, very true, one guy so fat the blubber folded over the arm rests on his wheelchair and made fenders over the tires.  There was also a nice selection of female foreigners with very short shorts and loose jugs.  So basically, mixed bag of people watching.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Michael
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I think this may have sparked Dylan Ratigan's rant today;

Revenge votes for Obama is the solution. Black balling Dr Ron Paul was not a smart move this time.

No self respecting Ron Paul supporter will vote for Mitt Romney since he is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Rothschild's and Rockefeller banksters just as Obama is.

The Presidency is a wholly owned subsidiary of the international banking cartel, multi national corporations, and Goldman Sachs/JP Morgan Chase.

Many millions of Ron Paul supporters like me will be voting directly for Obama in November in a political strategy so we can get a real Liberty candidate on the ballot in 2016.

If you don't like Obama next year, then impeach him for illegally attacking Libya, gun running fast and furious, and being disqualified for his forged birth certificate.

Fox news is an infomercial for the republicans and the GOP. MSNBC is an infomercial for the democrats, ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN are left leaning, brainwashing, social engineering scum. Try not to get your news from them.

What's Romney gonna give me? Will he cancel the TSA/government 1.2 million hollow point bullet order, abolish NDAA, and the anti-Patriot act? Then fuck him.

The war on a Military Tactic(Terrorism) used by The Base(in Arabic Al-Qaeda) is idiotic. The base doesn't even have any tanks or boats.

Dylan Ratigan's Epic Rant on the International Banking Cartel and Political Corruption

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OlSd9OURbCE#!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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Posting the same nonsense on every article today, none of this matters Michael!

There is no republic except what little is left of the people, the states, the militias and the 2nd amendment. The electoral process is a complete fraud, all parties, all branches and all media have been captured by the banking cartel. We are living in a nightmare and we are in the 58th minute of the 11th hour before humanities permanent enslavement.

It is time to finalize your preps and start forming small local groups/militias by verbal face to face communication only.

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:16 | Link to Comment economics9698
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If we grow a pair and kill some central bankers we can solve this problem.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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If we grow a pair and kill some central bankers we can solve this problem.

Even if it solves nothing, it is still the right thing to do.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment TrainWreck1
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ABC/Disney thanks you for your support.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment FMR Bankster
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Obama won't win this fall. Look for the return of an ugly american tradition to play out. Ever heard of the "Bradley effect"? This is the process where african american candidates don't recieve anywhere near what they were are polling on election day. Obama avoided it 2008 because he was very positive. Not so this time, he's going negative and angry. Lots of excuses. The Bradley effect by the way involves Democrats and a few independents. Republicans have no problem telling pollsters they won't vote for a liberal african american candidate. Democrats on the other hand feel funny about it. Think it won't happen? Check out the results of the Democratic presidential primaries this spring. Who shows up to vote for these? Only the most dedicated Democrats concerned about who their state reps and house members will be. Obama polled less than 70% while unopposed with this group of hard core suppoters. Hell, a prisoner in Texas polled over 40% against him in one state.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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Doesn't matter who wins, same Tyranny will continue...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 04:42 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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...and yet you still haven't committed suicide?

 

Clearly you have done all you can.....apparently that involves a lot of bitching and whining.

 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 06:41 | Link to Comment neidermeyer
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The closest we will get to decorating some streetlamps will be putting them out of jobs ,, Romney might just do that based on his VP pick... this will be a very nasty campaign season because that's the Chicago way... I'm just glad SocGen is helping my Intrade Odds with articles like this..  

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Incubus
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Yo, bro.  I need a 2nd job...is the FBI hiring?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Agreed to a degree but re-posting and disseminating information; links, articles, blogs, etc. that point out all the conflicting opinions on issues facing the 'masses' today, even if it seems repetitive, is no different than the glowing screens do with the soothing 'sheople, all is well' messages people are bombarded with day in/day out, and it might just wake some of them up. You may have seen it, you may have formed an opinion, but others may not have, for that they need to see it once, twice, whatever, to crack the brain-dead barrier of  'it's OK, Gov't is here to help' that conventional media reinforces over-and-over-and-over every day...Once people get a crack in the Matrix and have a flash of critical thinking, SOME of them may awaken or be open to the otherwise 'radical' thinking you(and I) espouse...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Rather than a nightmare, I refer to it as opportunity.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:54 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Ron Paul 2012.

*Sigh*

I'm still writing him in. The hell with these two shleprocks.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 04:57 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Obama sez thank you.....you're now a communist comrade!

 

I rely on the stupidity of Ron Paul supporters....and I didn't have to do a damn thing - Obama 2012

 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:16 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Fuck that.  You think there is a difference between these two?  Maybe in color of skin.  Both of these chumps are not going to do what must be done to save this country from becoming a total basket case.  At least when 2016 comes around, I can show people my cell phone picture of my 2012 ballet for Ron Paul and say I tried. 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Michael
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It's not for you Paul A, it's for the lurkers nimrod.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:25 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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Post with truth, honor, conviction, fortitude and humor, anything else is nonsensical troll fodder....I am sure the Tylers and some of the regulars here could appreciate that sentiment. This is (all venomous troll scum aside) a community of awakened and forward thinking individuals, to go in reverse is a detriment to why we are all here.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Michael
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From a post on Daily Paul;

Why this Republican will vote for Obama

Dear Republican Party,
I am a Ron Paul republican and a National Delegate. I love everything that Ron Paul says and stands for. If you could choose one word to sum up Ron Paul it would be Liberty. The current President is probably the worst President for liberty since FDR. I know that you think that all you need to do is point that out to me and I'll vote for Romney because Obama is just that bad. It's true that Obama is that bad, but you're just not that much better for me to vote for you. Some may agree with what I have to say, some may not. But, I live in Iowa. A precious swing state where every vote counts. So here's my reasoning:
1. Obama stinks, but so do you. I see little difference.
2. You have treated my hero and our cause very poorly. Can I get over that? Possibly, IF you would treat us better by: 1. Stop screwing us. 2. Treat Ron Paul with the respect he has earned. Treat him like he treats you. 3. Allow, yes allow, Ron Paul to address the convention as a speaker. 4. I'm sure there's more.
3. We need more liberty minded, constitutional candidates to run for President. Unfortunately, I realize that the vehicle we have to use is the Republican party. As such, it does the liberty movement no good to elect Romney. It is better to have another shot in 4 years than settle for Romney.
4. We need more people in the liberty movement. Having Obama in office pushes more people into our movement. I call it "waking up".

I know you think I'll either vote for you or maybe for a 3rd party candidate, but it makes more sense to me to vote for a Obama based on my previous comments.
However, it's not to late. Work on #2 as stated above. It's really your only option.

To my fellow DP'ers: I will only vote for Ron Paul in Tampa, period. However, I have little hope that he will win the nomination. I feel like to say otherwise would be dishonest to myself. Hopefully I'm dead wrong. I've never wanted to be so wrong before in my whole life.

http://www.dailypaul.com/248879/why-this-republican-will-vote-for-obama

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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Facepalm...tyranical government is tyranical, voting only gives the current system approval for the elephants and the donkeys to keep feeding from the public troughery.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Simple truth that is too depressing for most to even contemplate. What if everything you've been led to believe is a lie? It would suck. It does suck.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 05:55 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Libertarians (and I am one) are like Army scouts and Indian pathfinders .... we are not the main force of the Army .... we don't have the numbers !   We report back to the generals and try to convince them of the right path .... we don't give orders !  

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment Jay Gould Esq.
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SoGen whooey.

Such nonsense...this election is going down to the wire; even now, it is far, far closer than Democrat-registered-heavy polls may suggest. This election will be determined by the "Independent" voter, who breaks very near the end of the election cycle.

Fifty-fifty, is the only possible "prediction" at this point in time, regarding the contest for the White House.

In terms of Congress, the GOP will hold their considerable majority in the House ( where all legislation pertaining to spending originates ), and look to gain ground in the Senate -- worst-case, a 50-50 deadlock...which would make Biden or Ryan the tiebreaking vote.

Early August...recall that in 1980, at this very same late summer point, incumbent Jimmy Carter held a double-digit lead over conservative "long shot" Ronald Reagan.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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Is gay marriage legal or not ? None of this other stuff matters

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment nmewn
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lol...and don't forget "free" birth control pills for Georgetown Law students...I mean really, if law students don't understand the consequence of actions, who possibly could?

Clearly, we're in the very best of hands going forward ;-)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:28 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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I mean really, if law students don't understand the consequence of actions, who possibly could?

The only actions with consequences which are comprehensible to law students are billable hours.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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'Billable hours', re: having sex...does that make them prostitutes then? I mean in the literal sense, since having retained many lawyers before I know they are prostituted to the dollars anyways...(and no I don't hate all lawyers, there are plenty of dead ones I'm just fine with...)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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'Billable hours', re: having sex...does that make them prostitutes then?

Yes, but as members of the bar, they are degreed and credentialed prostitutes. This makes them both more expensive and less satisfying than the prostitutes who do honest work.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:52 | Link to Comment SockPuppetMan
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I enjoy expensive hookers the most

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment nmewn
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True dat...the more they can make others pay for their BMW's the better they like it...cheap fucks are now apparently being taught that a non-client is obligated to pay for their birth control pills while studying "the law".

Its remarkable really...and we're the ones gettin screwed without so much as a kiss ;-)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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Virtual E-kiss for U. Enjoy the screwin'.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 07:10 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Back atcha baby ;-)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:55 | Link to Comment reinhardt
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lawyer = problem

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Svener
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Really? No free birth control but viagra, you bet that has to covered. Birth control is much more a health issue than Viagra. If you can't get it up its mother natures way of saying maybe you don't need to.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:47 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Why does an old mans Viagra need to be covered by an eighteen year olds taxation again?...somehow I missed that part.

But now that you've "brought it up"...lol...how does the generational ponzi scheme (commonly referred to as Social Security and brought to us by "socialism") keep "pumping" a benefit (sorry, I got distracted) if there are no babies that will grow up to be taxed?

The whiners paradox.

Now, while you ponder the absurdity of clutching onto a "flacid" system in which every Tom, Dick & Mary attempts to pile on (oops, I did it again) I'll continue to think you're responsible for the actions of yourself.

In "short", I'm not my brothers keeper of Viagra or my sisters keeper of birth control pills...that thought and ridiculous meme was trotted out as a lie from its very "conception" by a murderer.

That would be Cain, in case you got completely distracted by sex, again ;-) 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Why does an old mans Viagra need to be covered by an eighteen year olds taxation again?

So we can fuck them hard?

OR

Maybe the gooberment wants to middle more traffic: expand its power and influence.

I think you know the answer.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 05:53 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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nmewn said:

 

"don't forget "free" birth control pills for Georgetown Law students"

 

You're really good at keeping the inconsequential bullshit in the forefront. This, Chik-fil-A, etc....

 

Lets talk more about who controls our money and who controls us through our national debt, not to mention private debts. Why is it that taxpayer funds were/are handed out to the same entities("bailouts").

Who is it that endlessly pushes us towards more and more militarization and endless wars, which feeds the MIIC(military industrial intelligence complex). Why is it that that complex is heavily taxpayer funded and subsidized, but private entities reap the profits. Don't forget that it is also banksters that profit from the debts incurred by all these wars.

Why is it that a military person or anyone in the Dept. of 'Defense' receiving a check from Big Government is almost automatically viewed as good and promoted as "service to the country" when their actions tied with bad foreign policies are actually providing a disservice to the real interests of the American people. But someone like a SS/Medicaid recepient, SNAP, or the infamous "welfare queens" receiving a check/EBT card from the same Big Government is bad. I see no distinction, as they are all sucking from the teat of Big Government(except for the SS...those who actually paid into it.).

Why is it that our foreign policies(and many domestic policies) continually serve the interests of a select few, and not the real interests of the American people. Why is it that if taxpayer funds are used to help the common man it is viewed as a bad thing(socialism, communism, marxism, etc., you know the drill). No I don't think Obama is a good choice either, he just gives lip service to helping the common man. But if you dig down deeper things like ObamaCare actually benefit corporations in the health care insurance industry, not to mention big pharma.

Lets talk about who it is that makes sure that the above issues I've raised aren't hardly even part of the discussion elsewhere...meaning the 'mainstream media'. We hear a lot about Social Security, Medicaid/Medicare, etc. being the big problems but not much about the above issues I mentioned, is it coincidence that the former are things that affect the common man, and the latter the select few.

In my eyes these things brought up above are the real top priorities...

 

I've thought for awhile now that the best way to get the SS and Medicare/Medicaid problems fixed would be ending the separate cushy Retirement and Health care plans that the President, Congress, and the entire Federal bureaucracy enjoy, and putting them back under the umbrella of SS, Medicare/Medicaid just as the common man is. I'll bet shit would get serious then, if their decisions on SS, etc. affected them as well as us.

 

Don't forget that working people and their employers PAY into SS/etc. through FICA taxes. In almost 40 years I and my employers have paid in over $200 grand to my SS 'account'. I'm really doubting now that I'll ever see much of a return on that 'investment'. I was 14 when my first 'contribution' was taken out of my paycheck. I had no idea that I had just voluntarily entered into a contract. No idea how to protest it, or that I even should have. What am I to do 40 years later when I find out that this was socialism according to you...

 

Here's the so-called 'conservative' savior and Romney's VP choice just a few years ago performing his quisling duties:

 

Paul Ryan BEGS Congress to Pass TARP ( PATHETIC )
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 07:07 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"You're really good at keeping the inconsequential bullshit in the forefront. This, Chik-fil-A, etc...."

There is nothing "inconsequential" in permitting government to have more and more control over our lives.

I don't beg totalitarians to grant me permission to buy a Big Gulp (of any size) or go stick a gun in my next door neighbors face to buy my condoms or force hospitals to close and/or stop issuing health insurance to their employees unless they do it a certain way.

And I damned sure don't sign laws that tax or penalize people for not engaging in commerce...for essentialiy doing nothing.

I don't issue meaningless statements about violence while running guns to mexican gangsters. I don't have my AG sue states for crafting laws that mirror existing federal law because I refuse to enforce the existing federal immigration law.

I don't set up shell companies for my friends and donors to loot the public treasury.

As for TARP, both Senator Obama and Senator Biden voted for it...so the only thing we really do know is one man in this race did not. We also know Obama & Biden took special glee in cramming ObamaCare down everyones throat and throwing 780 billion dollars down the "shovel ready jobs" toilet.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 07:05 | Link to Comment Watauga
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You seem to be all over the place here--a frustrated, chaotic, whirlwind of complaints against some vague entity that is not Marxist enough for you.  But here are some points to consider:

(1)  Do you understand the distinction between the standard "welfare queen" and a 20 year old soldier exchanging fire with Taliban fighters in Marjah?  Do you "get" that the "welfare queen," with eight kids by six different fathers contributes NOTHING, while the 20 year old soldier is doing what YOUR elected representaives have, through YOUR accepted processes, ordered him to do?  The "welfare queen" likely brings in more money through taxpayer-funded govt largesse than the 20 year old solider does, yet he is doing what is ordered by YOUR govt to do and is at risk to be killed or maimed 24/7.  Seriously, you see no distinction?

(2) Do you understand that under the Constitution, National Defense is the single most important role of the federal government, and that SS, welfare, Medicare/Medicaid, and so forth are not anywhere within the ENUMERATED (i.e., extraordinarily LIMITED power of the federal government)?  So, those people in the DoD, whether military or civilian, are doing work that is within the power of the federal government to actually do, while none of the other "stuff" is even Constitutionally contemplated?  Seriously, you don't grasp this?

(3) Some 90% of media ADMITS to voting for Obama and being Democrat/Liberal politically.  Of the remaining 10%, how many are media people who simply did not admit their leanings?  Anyone with an OUNCE of brains knows full well that at least 90% of the tripe he reads, sees, or hears in the media is STATIST bullshit designed to put and keep in power STATIST tyrants of the major Parties.  The problem is that these STATISTS are almost all LEFTISTS.  There is no balance.  The media has even gone so far as to conjure up the BIG LIE that even Statists like Romney are "radical right-wing nut jobs."  They have DEFINED the terms and limits of the discussion, and are able to lie and propagandize all the way to victory.  If Paul Ryan's budget is considered "radical," what would Ron Pauls' budget be considered?

Frankly, trying to help you here has worn me out.  Please reflect upon facts carefully, look at alternative points of view, and understand that much of what you wrote above is merely parroting the STATIST LEFT and its MSM lapdogs.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 08:03 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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Neither one of you had one thought about this in your responses:

 

Lets talk more about who controls our money and who controls us through our national debt, not to mention private debts. Why is it that taxpayer funds were/are handed out to the same entities("bailouts").

 

If either of you think I like/support Obama or am a Marxist, you are sadly mistaken.

I understand the concept of true National Defense, but what our modern military has been doing since at least 1898 has nothing to do with that.

Smedley Butler(USMC ret) told us that long ago...

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment tsx500
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the turnout for Chick Filet Appreciation Day was 50x > than turnout for Kissey-Kissey Day .  my conclusion :    bye bye Barry !   NOBAMA 2012 !

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment nmewn
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One can't get near the places still...bullish for burgers.

And, of course, freedom of speech and religion...a statement against authoritative government and PC edicts...it was a very beautiful thing...when the lines go down I'm gonna have to get me some of that "hate chicken"...lol.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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I thanked my chickens(You built that egg!) on that day and  just to prove a point went out and bought a full Chick-fil-a meal because I could. I had to laugh at the MSM because there were 1000's of posts from Gays that basically said 'If you don't throw your heterosexuality in my face, then I don't need to throw my homosexuality in yours...' and I could care less if you're Gay, but if you bu-fu your BFF in the back of a pickup driving down Main Street, well, you deserve what happens to you, personally, professionally, etc. because I don't do that in a hetero way and you've probably violated the law if not the minds of the children watching. 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:07 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I'm pretty much the same way.

There's a lot of people who are gay that don't get all pissy about it...they go about their daily lives and don't really give a shit what anyone thinks and most of all don't have the chip on their shoulder about people who disapprove.

The thing with Chick Fillet was a "whoa back the fuck off" moment...politicians & their regulators were going to decide if a business could open in their town based on the owners religious beliefs...lol...REALLY???

The left needs to take a step back and look at what they've become.

But I have to say...now that they've set the precedent...I'm really going to enjoy forcing them through the law to buy all sorts of things they don't like...or pay a penalty/tax...you think gun sales are high now...just wait ;-)

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 07:07 | Link to Comment Watauga
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I would just like to see them picket a mosque because the worshipers in it advocated stoning for a female Muslim accused of adultery.  I wonder why that never happens?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:02 | Link to Comment tsx500
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just one small problem .... if Owe-blah-ma wins , there will not BE a ballot in 2016 .

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment chipworley
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Then you are responsible for the final destruction of the country.  Four more years of BHO is GAME OVER if it isn't game over already...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Ookspay
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Yep Obama is certain destruction and Romney may be slow destruction. Give me slow anytime, I will vote for Romney.

Since this is a financial site, I do believe that with the right regulatory and tax environment coupled with reduced federal spending we can grow out of this with 16 years of Romney-Ryan. Mitt, a GOP senate and house just may have a chance to throw a hail Mary and save this country.

I personally know several business owners who are hoarding cash just waiting for the right time to get back in the game and hire big time, myself included. The economy could boom! The bigger the recesssion the bigger the recovery and expansion.

Open up the coasts and Alaska to energy production; trillions in revenues from royalties that now go to Arab states will stay in our economy. Millions of jobs created as well.

I know it is popular here to bash Mittens and both parties but there is still a small chance we can grow out of this mess, but we are running out of time. A vote for Obama or writing in a protest vote will guarantee the end of freedom and America as we know it.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:38 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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Ummm, no!  You have conveniently forgotten that there is no possible way to pay down the debt?

Besides....you obviously have not reconciled yourself to the fact that presidents are merely PUPPETS....nothing more, nothing less.  They do what they're told.

Think about this for awhile....seriously THINK....a vote for Romney is a vote for almost instant war, which Republicans do not seem to understand could likely turn out to be a global nuclear nightmare!  They think it would be just like Afghanistan and Iraq, which haven't turned out so well now, have they?  Are you forgetting Russia and China?  Romney is Nutt-en-yahoo's BITCH, plain and simple.  Get that through your head!  

I'm tired of the US being Israel's bitch and golem.  I'm an American....NOT an Israeli!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 09:30 | Link to Comment Ookspay
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Cynical and anti-semetic is no way to go through life... My point is that yes it will be very difficult to fix our problems with Romney/Ryan but with Obama we will be doomed.

If you truly believe half of the crap that you posted what is your solution? Vote for your puppy? Stand and fight puppy-boy! Perhaps if you worked just a little harder for Ron Paul spamming and trolling things would have worked out differently.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 01:05 | Link to Comment SockPuppetMan
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The amount of energy production is not a problem, it is the flawed monetary system and its debasment that is.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Ookspay
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Can your mind not noodle two problems at once?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Pizza man
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You know, I just wonder why Ron Paul gets no votes. Could it possibly be Ron Paul's fault and not some conspiracy? Vote for Obama, genius. See what happens to America when the electorate is bot and paid for. When Obamacare outs insurance co's out of biz and konks our Med tech industry over the head.

Brilliant strategy. Take your ball and go home.

 

How about we find a Ron Paul TYPE that folks want to vote for.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment in4mayshun
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Or could it be that the puppet media refuses to expose Ron Paul to the zombie masses like O'bamney and the GOP is dead-set against letting an individual like Ron Paul get any momentum????

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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old news buddy. you should have been to the Apple store 2 years ago.

 

People don't spend hundreds on a shiny new talking machine in a real depression.

 

Fact is it starts from the top.....

  • government spends more than they have
  • celebrities worth millions spend tens of millions and go broke
  • athletes have 10 kids and broke after earnign $100M from NFL
  • billionares betting it all on the same ponzi until they go bankrupted
  • hedge funds play the game till broke
  • companies just borrowing and rolling over debt
  • home "owners" refinance till kingdom come
  • kids starting like at 21 with $100,000 in debt........
  • unborn babies starting lif ein USA with federal debt they can't pay...
  • heck, most baby boomers plan to spend credit card in retirement and just die off and not pay it back.

 

It is almost like you are the sucker if you don't borrow money and spend it now, because the ponzi is going to blow up so bad that savings and deferred rewards don't make any sense.

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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When you speak of Obama, are you talking about our corrupt President:

BOOK EXCERPT: Blago Said Convicted Felon Tony Rezko SECRETLY Channeled $25,000 To Obama
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:29 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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I can't stand Obama, but this PALES in comparison to what Sheldon Adelson (crime boss Meyer Lansky's protege) has given and will give to Womney.  

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment runlevel
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mmm loose jugs

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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What?  Where?

Dam, missed 'em.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:39 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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If you ain't got video, it didn't happen.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment pd45
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"If you are abese, you didn't do it"

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment silverserfer
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no, its the republicans's secret plan to blow up obamacare. hoardes of fatties.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 01:12 | Link to Comment bankruptcylawyer
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you see that obesity, you didn't do that , the government did it!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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so zippy. you just figured that out now? what have you been living in disney world?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Silver Bug
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Presidental campaign # 1, make as many useless and hollow promises that you know you won't keep as possible.

Rule #2: Refer to rule #1

 

http://jamesturkblog.blogspot.ca/

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:21 | Link to Comment SolarQuench
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It will get a lot more nasty than your innocences dictates as well for your expensive kids. Feel the pain is fun?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:34 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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why the fuck would anyone go to disney world? i guess to post fuckbook pics would be the best reason.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:47 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Maybe if your parents would have taken you as a child you would have not turned out to be such a tool!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:31 | Link to Comment HardAssets
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Disney World, the only place where "The Tree of Life" is made out of plastic.

And with that kind of icon, is it any wonder that most Americans are clueless.

(I spent part of the weekend dragged along to a shopping mall where I got to watch fat people buy useless shit they couldnt afford and don't need as a form of 'entertainment')  

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:44 | Link to Comment dtsin1
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News about Economy and Politics

http://www.rodacino.gr

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Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Isn't anyone from Bilderberg lurking who could just tell us the outcome?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:47 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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bilderberg says: the next president will be one of their chosen ones.

 

yeah, they can't lose.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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RT says Romney was at this years Bilderberg...

~~~

http://rt.com/usa/news/mitt-romney-bilderberg-conference-184/

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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Is voting NO an option?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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None of the Above (NOTA) is a choice on the ballot in some states.  It should be a choice in all states.  That way, a protest vote would be possible and highly visible.  When NOTA receives more votes than the clowns they offer for election, that should end the "I was elected, so I have a mandate from the people" garbage.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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The cattle will be prodded

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Overfed
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My NOTA is to write in Ron Paul.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Your Complete Guide:

 

1) we're fucked

2) see 1

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:46 | Link to Comment anarchitect
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I gave the article a "1", mostly because it wastes so much time analyzing the election in the naive belief that it will change, or could even fix, anything.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 21:40 | Link to Comment Pizza man
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U read the whole thing? I stopped when they said the election will be determined by the state of the economy, but see Obama on top. Fucking brilliant!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:56 | Link to Comment mkhs
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   Maintaining the status quo on fiscal policy would result in a continuation of large deficits which would push the debt/GDP ratio above 90% by the end of the decade.

Which election had debt/Gdp less than 90%?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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George Carlin - Why I Don't Vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxsQ7jJJcEA

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Race Car Driver
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Farce, bitchez.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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And on a lighter note, some humor that isn't far from the truth:

The Whitest Kids U' Know - Pledge of Allegiance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2BfqDUPL1I&hd=1

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment jumbo maverick
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Obunghole is gonna win but here is how romnoid could pull off an upset.
Romnoid has to one up obunghole on everything for example

If obunghole said he loves puppies then immediately romnoid should hold a public meeting saying he loves puppies AND kittens then he should have a troup of nice looking young girls walk off the stage into the crowd and start handing out puppies and kittens to the audience.

If obunghole entertains the idea of forgiving student loans romnoid should immediately hold a town hall metting and he would tell everyone that he will forgive all student loans AND he will give all students a $ 20,000 student tax free stipend to further their studies.

If obunghole said he wanted to allow illegal immigrants a chance to make citizenship eaiser and that they should be allowed to come out of the shadows it would only be fair. Romnoid should then state that he will defund the border patrol agency and he will ensure that by executive order as soon as he is elected that all illegas would no longer be illegal they would now be US citizens and they could all have free housing.

This is how romnoid could win. Just one up obunghole. Go over the top. Be as outlandish as he possibly can be with all his promises then up it from 10 to 11 a la Spinal Tap. That would be the best presidential race ever. Once obunghole caught on he would then have to one up romnoid. It would make for fantastic hilarity.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Race Car Driver
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What did the red puppet say to the blue puppet?

 

A: Who gives a fuck? They're just puppets!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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At least they don't taxed out the wazzoo, being non-white.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Muppet Pimp
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+1 for the Excellent Skittle S'ng Unicorn Avatar.  The BO campaign is well advised to employ this in their marketing propaganda.  They have already done so in spirit.

One thing I will say though, is if Romney pulls it off lets hope the private sector (esp cash rich inc.s) get the memo and ramp up hiring.  If they do not, we will probably make another hard left in 4 years, possibly never to return to sanity.  With that in mind, me thinks they will in fact pick up the slack.  Jobs are all moving the way of private contractor gigs with Obama Care looming, as they do not want employees anymore.  Obama has not outfoxed the markets the way he thinks he has.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:26 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Thanks, stole the AV from doofus Deninger.  The inc's won't do the hiring; us small biz will.

Got 3 new ones in mind already.  Just dump OBlahmaDeath.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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There is too much wealth disparity for the rich to bother with the middle class charade anymore. Why pay salaries and benefits when it is cheaper to just subsidize EBT cards with printed money that leads to an inflation that hardly bothers million and billionaires?

The math shows the game is over

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Vet4RonPaul
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jumbo - the oneup strategy of romnoid over obunghole would only funny if it weren't already clearly in effect.  romnoid will really one up obunghole when he promises to personally blow up iran on day 1.  obunghole and romnoid are both chickenhawk neocon bailingout bankster statists.  Robomney are twins and their followers are just lazy fucks that want to keep the white collar welfare state on full throttle.  GOP and Dems are full of government employees (eg. teachers, cops, etc.), government contractors (eg. defense, energy, education, etc.) and old folks that milked the system for social security, medicare and medicade.  The 40% funding the 60% are never going to become the majority and the lazy white collar welfare fucks aren't giving an inch to defend their country.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:09 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Here's how to 'one-up Obunghole'. Give a fucking speech without using a damn teleprompter and do it without 20-f'in 'Uh, um, uhhhh, um's' strung together. In short, act like a properly educated 8th Grader giving an English assigment in class. How fucking hard is that??

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:01 | Link to Comment Spaceman Spiff
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Obama wins and the dems lose congress.  Expect a lot of executive orders being used as executive fiats.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:11 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Not if the Dems lose the Senate.

Doesn't matter either way now.

Total collapse is inevitable whichether mainstream party candidate wins.

Not even sure RP could get us out of this mess if he was elected.

Will it be 2013 with Obummer, or 2014 with Mittens.

That is the only question.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the dims do lose the Senate and retain the House...at the least.

There's a wave of pissed off out here that no one in the cocoon of DC & Wall Street can see...they are...as usual, completely clueless.

And I agree, the math says its dead...but...its still creative destruction ;-)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Forgot about murder policies... some semi on topic policy humor....

My Fellow Americans,

I apologize for the death of Manny Ramirez. He was killed by a drone strike authorized by me as President. Apparently, Sasha and Malia thought it would be funny to put a couple of athletic playing cards in the deck I use to randomly draw names to kill people when I feel a little down. I knew it looked different and just thought it was one of the many requests that I get from allies and friends around the globe. I have a committee started to standardize the look and appearance of the Sanction decks and will get those sent out to my friends and our allies for future requests. Unfortunately, the fact that he was killed brands him as an enemy combatant/terrorist and will probably eliminate him from Hall of Fame consideration along with some of his other troubles. As to the other 127 people in the night club that died with him, by standing under the bomb they are also guilty of being enemy combatants and that may impact any potential life insurance payouts.
I know that some of you will want me to pardon him posthumously to improve his chances at the Hall and not doing so may affect my legacy as president. Sadly, to continue my legacy intact, I probably can only pardon one traitor/terrorist and I may need it for that Jewish guy as a last ditch effort to get reelected.
Sincerely,

Barrack Obama

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:55 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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"spanish inquisition  some semi on topic policy humor"

That's not humor that's reality

The Strangeness of Obama Supporters Playing the Innocents-Killed Card

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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just think of the mitser was smart enough to call on obunghole ,,,on obunghole calling Ben Bernak to levitate the markets to his advantage.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:03 | Link to Comment fijisailor
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OK muppets get excited about the election because we wouldn't want "compromise" would we?  This article is complete bullshit.  As if who you vote for will make any difference.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Compromise with the likes of Blabbermouth-Schultz?  I just wait to see her greased up hair pull a Prior.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment reinhardt
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that about says it

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment Wm the Shrubber
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Bring on the gridlock.  Anything to accelerate this Matrix society towards an honest reset.  I suppose it is naive to try to hold to any ideals in a world as corrupt as ours.  But, once truth and integrity are abandoned, the goon squad has truly won.  That's not a world I want my kids to inherit!

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:54 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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A realistic honest reset... including the return of legitimate money and the restoration of the Constitution... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Geez, I'd believe your synopsis but remembering the full blown LOVE AFFAIR that the media has with King Barry I'm not surprised you'd fall for the "Professional Consensus" on Polling.

I'd take more stock in Gypsy tea leave readings than what your going by. Come on Tyler, take a deep breath and get back in the game...

Barry is TOAST! You can print it...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:08 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Yep.  Believe these +11% dem sampled polls at your peril.

Then again, there is that Rove troll....missed 'victory' on the spelling test.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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There is no way that Romney is going to get elected,the repubs don't want this slow motion train wreck. There is no stopping it and they will be happy to have Obummer at the helm when it crashes. Romney sealed his fate with his pick for veep. I don't think there is any way possible he could have done more to isolate senior citizen repuke voters , and energize the demoncrat base.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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You forgot to mention that the Tea Party is dead.

Pay no attention to WI.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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There will be a lot of revisionist history as far as Ryan is concerned.  Gotta make that voting record disappear!

Here's one example of what used to be on Ryan's congressional page... not to be found there any longer:

http://web.archive.org/web/20031223110053/http:/www.house.gov/ryan/press...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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There will be a lot of lies about Ryan saw a big one on TBI this morning claiming he was guilty of insider trading for example

 

Paul Ryan Insider Trading Rumor Quickly Debunked

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/paul-ryan-insider-trading-rumor-quickly-debunked.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:59 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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People should really read the comment section under this article.  Many show that this "debunking" is probably just that:  BUNK!

Here is one comment:

"Well, this "debunking" is pretty flawed. 

1) It assumes that the only inside information came from the Bernanke meeting and there was none before available to the Members of Congress before the meeting. So, props to TPM for being fair, but you've really debunked this. As another commenter here noted, he could have gotten the information from Boehner or someone else. It's not as if Bernanke was the only one with the information. 

2) Plus, the PR flack's line is bunk. I own shares in index funds. The funds would be what is listed on the forms, not every position held by the fund. If Goldman Sachs is listed it must be because he has direct ownership in the stocks, no? **Skepticism please!** "

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:29 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Sure, and where were you when OBlameO had nothing but 'present'?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:50 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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*my* memory hole is bigger than *your* memory hole

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment SpykerSpeed
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So the Republicans NEED a win now, in order to be able to avert disaster for the elites, because the elites cannot plausibly have "more of the same" and suddenly be capable of enacting greater government powers in a times of economic crisis.  There needs to be a change of power for the "historical narrative" to be more believable.  Potential ways to get people to rally to the Republicans?  Saber rattle with Iran, or a false-flag attack on US soil.  The Department of Homeland Security just recently purchased 700 pounds of fertilizer:  http://www.libertariannews.org/2012/08/12/dhs-makes-massive-purchase-of-...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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All owned by the bankers, this analysis is pointless.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:22 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Glad you think 'retired' encompasses banksters.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/paul-ryan-factbox

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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You think Ryan is going to do whats best for retirees and their soon to be vaporized pensions?

Look at the second item on the ticket 'Insurance' how about the third 'Securities and Investment'...

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Why the Democrats' 'Mediscare' Attack Won't Work Against Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney

As we’ve documented extensively at The Apothecary, the Wyden-Ryan Medicare plan—so named because it was coauthored by progressive Sen. Ron Wyden (D., Ore.)—only applies to Americans younger than 55 years of age, and gives those younger individuals the option of remaining in the traditional Medicare program, or choosing a comparable private-sector insurance plan.

The policy-wonk term for this approach is “competitive bidding,” an idea that originated with Democrats. The Wyden-Ryan plan is nearly identical to one that was introduced a few weeks earlier by Mitt Romney.

The bottom line: if Romney and Ryan leave you the option to remain in the 1965-vintage, fee-for-service, traditional Medicare program, and you claim that Medicare has “ended as we know it,” what you’ve really ended is the English language as we know it.

in full

http://www.forbes.com/sites/aroy/2012/08/11/why-the-democrats-mediscare-attack-wont-work-against-paul-ryan/

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment hidingfromhelis
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The outcome of the presidential election is not uncertain.  A fascist is going to win.  I not-so-eagerly await all the booby prizes I get for calling that one.

The first and perhaps the most important decision to be made by the incoming Congress and/or administration will be resolving the fiscal cliff in a way that does not undermine the still fragile economic recovery.  Fail.  How's that Kool Aid taste?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:24 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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After 4 years of mismanagement, what is your solution?

What fukking recovery?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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After 30 years of mismanagement, there is no solution.

Let it burn.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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"I not-so-eagerly await all the booby prizes I get for calling that one."

I wouldn't worry. You're a conspiracy theorist now and you'll be a conspiracy theorist after the elections. Your only ongoing prize for being smarter than the average idiot is ostracism for your "wacky" ideas.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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+ for the 10.  Gotta go back for the rest.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment XitSam
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"This could be accomplished via a plan which phases in gradual tax increases and spending cuts over the next 10 years."

What crap. Any projection, even in normal times, beyond 2 years is crap. And these are not normal times. 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:26 | Link to Comment billwilson
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Outcome:

Obama wins easy as Romney may be the worst candiadte in a generation ... at least. In swing states Romney is losing badly as a result of a massive negative ad campaign and his own stupidity over taxes painting a bulls eye that is too big to miss.

Senate: Dems keep control due to tea party nutballs leading to loss of what should ahve been clear and easy wins. (51-48-1 with the guy from Maine as the independent, leaning Dem)

House: GOP but .... Ryan has the potential to be an anvil down ticket if the Dems start using the big guns. If they start to scare old folks on Medicare this could be pretty damaging to the GOP.

Despite the horrible economy and Obama's lousy economic creds Romney is simply the wrong guy to try to take him on. Its Thurston Howell the third all over again ... and everyone hates him.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Amazing how everybody hates him, yet few even know him except that he is a successful business man, while everyone loves Obama, even though we all know he is a corrupt bafoon who has driven the car from the ditch to the cliff, all because his blinders will only allow him to see what his ideology dictates.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment jomama
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funnier still is how people either think everyone has to prefer one corrupt piece of shit over the other...  on ZH, nonetheless.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 02:15 | Link to Comment LarryDavis
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Give me a fucking break. Romney's father was a fucking governer/CEO and Willard then worked on Wall St in the 80s and 90s. That doesnt make one a "successful business man" but rather on the right side of ridiculous nepotism/luck. JDSU was over 300 in the late 90s, do you know how easy it was making money back then? John Bollinger was considered a brilliant technical analyst for using standard deviation envelopes in the 80s???? You people are too much. Romney is a rich kid idiot that worked in finance. Bush's daddy was head of the fucking CIA. Imagine if your daddy was head of the fucking CIA or business magnate. 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Romney and Ryan are geeks. Both understand math and logic. Neither can sing Al Green worth a shit. Who you think America goin for here.....celebrity or brains ?

Okay, I gotta do this thing again.

" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

                                        H.L. Menckin

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Are Union members capable of planning for decline in income?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Meremortal
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So, most here prefer to be irrelevant.

I'm good with that.

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment ejmoosa
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Is this country bi-polar?  How can the same set of voters give you a democrat president and a republican house voting on the same day of the same year?  Do they just not know what the hell they really want?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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No, it's just the LSM trying like hell to protect the Kenyan.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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How the hell people failed to read that crap IRS rules at anytime in their life, baffles me.

Refer:  passive investments, klowns.

Don't think OBlameO would change that.  Ryan wants to.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 00:12 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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If all you care about is the IRS rules, you are shallow, materialistic, and have NO idea what made this country free.

The most important things to consider in voting are who voted for the NDAA, Patriot Act permanency, unlimited goodies for Israel, drones, etc...

That is why either are unacceptable!

Freedom is more important than tax returns!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment CunnyFunt
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Candy Crowley, BITCHEZZZ!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment CunnyFunt
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A write-in for Donald Duck would be appropriate.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment larz
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This article is a complete waste of time does it make any difference who wins? The taxpayer loses that is a given. Pay no attention to the cowardly thief behind the curtain baaaa baaaa

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment roadsnbridges
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Pretend you are strapped to a chair, Winston.  What would you rather have in that cage attached to your head?  Rats, or Axelrod?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:02 | Link to Comment Motley Fool
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"The differences between President Obama and Ryan are fundamentally ideological and represent a serious choice for voters. "

 

This was good for a laugh.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:10 | Link to Comment bob_dabolina
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I can't believe my generation is called the "Millennials"

Not only that but I have to pay for all this welfare shit.

GO TEAM MILLENNIALS!!! WHOOOOOO HOOOO!!!!!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Soon you'll be known as the "Minimeals"......sorry...couldn't help it

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:24 | Link to Comment LongOfTooth
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Mninmeals as in Soylent Green?

 

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Yes, this is the choice we are left with. Work to suport an absolutely corrupt government that will promise anything to anyone to stay in power, or we all go home and live off the land. Unfortunately, some of those best suited for living off the land may also be best suited for armed conflicts rather than farming. This is where we come back to choosing between the lesser of evils. Eating your dog or stealing your neighbor's food. All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Hopefully we will choose wisely from the choices available. I have little doubt of how i'm voting, unless they can produce a birth certificate showing Obama is actually baby Jesus.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:50 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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I believe good men are about to do something that will result in Obama, Timmy, Ben and hundreds of other top traitors being paraded in front of the cameras in handcuffs and orange jumpsuits... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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This is where we come back to choosing between the lesser of evils. Eating your dog or stealing your neighbor's food. All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

All that is required to give evil a baby cake walk to total triumph is for misguided, kool-aid sipping good men to actively vote for it.

Hopefully we will choose wisely from the choices available.

The wise choices are 1) not voting, or, if you feel compelled to vote, 2) voting for someone other than Barry or Willard.

I have little doubt of how i'm voting,

If you're voting for Barry or Willard, you are voting for evil.

unless they can produce a birth certificate showing Obama is actually baby Jesus.

The birth certificate thing is a moot point. Constitutional requirements are ignored by Vichy DC unless there is something to be gained by following them.

As far as Jesus goes, just because he hung around with whores and fishermen doesn't mean he'd ever stoop to becoming a politician. Besides, as soon as he started preaching peace and love, he'd be branded a terrist and sent to Guantanamo for waterboarding.

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