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Your Taxpayer Dollars At Work: The Police Get An Upgrade For Close "Restless Native" Encounters

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Just in case America's debt slaves, who as of today can congratulate themselves on a brand spanking new 16 handle in front of the 12 zeroes that frame their public debt obligation, did not have enough to celebrate, here is what happens when the local Police station also wants to celebrate something brand spanking new: in this case the new and improved SWAT-H vehicle. This is merely the latest and greatest entrant in the "gentrification"-vehicles that taxpayer dollars are buying in order to be more effectively suppressed as one after another pillar of this country's democracy is taken down. And, for your viewing pleasure, here are the highest crime rate regions that will likely get their 'fair' share of attention from this perriwinkle-blue camper-van of enforced docility.

The Heat-Armor SWAT-H in all its glory...

 

and where it will be deployed - possibly... (via Neighborhood Scout)

 

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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:09 | 2762107 Withdrawn Sanction
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Beaut...

So that's what the "H" is for.

The dash seems superfluous though.  It s/b just plain "SWATH" as in, "It cuts a nice clean swath through unarmed citizens exercising their Constitutional rights."

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | 2762715 TheFourthStooge-ing
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It's a Hoyt Clagwell

Good luck finding parts for it. Mr. Drucker will laugh you out of his store.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:45 | 2762776 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Oliver Wendell Douglas:I tried to get a call through to the Hoyt-Clagwell factory in Fargo, North Dakota.

Sam Drucker: Even if Sarah was there you couldn't get through to them. She doesn't have a Fargo hole on the switchboard.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:12 | 2762849 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The Hooterville Telephone Company -  ervice Is  ur Mott

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:46 | 2762784 billsykes
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It also comes in Homeland security red and ATF yellow.

I would like it in California white.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:20 | 2761915 DaveyJones
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They displayed the latest local one at my kids high school homecoming parade two years ago. Here you go kids, no jobs and you're now the military enemy. 

Go team 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:20 | 2761916 Zombie Investor
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When it comes to the police, I fear what's discussed in this article more than I fear a SWAT-H vehicle:

http://reason.com/archives/2012/08/31/police-unions-cross-line-while-bullying

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:31 | 2761957 10mm
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Well Zombie,there gangs and theres gangs with badges.In the end it will not matter,math is a bitch.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:20 | 2761917 Bunga Bunga
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Don't worry, these vehicles will just encourage people to use credit cards, checks and Federal Reserve Notes and crack down on any gold and silver coin usage.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:22 | 2761921 DeltaDawn
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These won't go to high crime areas where the locals will take care of depopulation, but to the "terrorist" zones where people heart the Constitution and have prepped for tyrannical government.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:23 | 2761927 Whoa Dammit
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Today in an Atlanta suburb, police shot a man who had a knife to his own throat.

"When officers arrived at the home, they found a man holding a knife to his throat and making threatening comments. "

“(The officer) fired the shot, and (the suspect) started, I guess, stabbing himself, and then they fired two more shots and he fell and they took him away,” witness Berlin Strickland said.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-investigate-officer-involved-shooting/nR2tw/

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:28 | 2761943 Randall Cabot
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They had to destroy the guy in order to save him

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:33 | 2761971 Zombie Investor
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That's straight out of Blazing Saddles (for those old enough to remember), except they didn't shoot the new sheriff. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:38 | 2761989 cougar_w
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"Do as he say! Do as he say!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:48 | 2762030 XitSam
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"Oh, baby, you're SO talented...and they are SO dumb!"

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:46 | 2762957 TruthInSunshine
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Inside every knife-to-his-own-throat suicidal person is an Amerikan dying to get out.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:51 | 2762040 HungrySeagull
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Savvy?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:25 | 2761929 apberusdisvet
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If you see something say something:

 

Be on the lookout and report:

anyone openly talking about the Constitution

any veteran who likes Ron Paul and owns a weapon

any one who owns gold and/or silver

any Christian

any Jew that doesn't believe that the US should engage Iran

anyone even slightly critical of the TSA, DHS or Big Sis

anyone critical of MDB on Zero Hedge

 

Should you discover anybody with even three of the above characteristics, notify your local Gest...err..police force immediately!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:38 | 2761990 seek
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... or anyone who isn't a government employee and isn't a recpient of WIC/Food stamp/SS/disability.

Ironic how anyone who's actually providing financial support of the system is a target of the system, ain't it? This is how you know the reset is coming.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:13 | 2762120 Withdrawn Sanction
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Snake eating its tail

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:58 | 2762070 GlomarHabu
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Great...why? it's just too damn true ..nicely done.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:23 | 2761931 10mm
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Well the color is easy to pick up,just a tad darker than the fluffy U.N. color.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:24 | 2761932 f16hoser
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They can't afford the fuel for these things. Will a .308 pearce those tires?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:33 | 2762736 TheFourthStooge-ing
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f16hoser asked:

Will a .308 pearce those tires?

A .308 will absolutely pierce those tires, but they're probably made of some run-flat foam polymer with a tire body wraparound. They'd need to be picked apart with multiple shots in the same general area, knocking out enough chunks to give it a flat side. This might be a job for 12-gauge deer slugs.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:29 | 2761953 Peachfuzz
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Bah, it's a Gubmint Motors rip-off of the Dumb and Dumber van. Betcha the doors even pop open when it's put in park yet.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:32 | 2761967 Pairadimes
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Just shipping some more gummint money to Chicago. The fact that they make something useful as a tool of oppression is just a bonus.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:32 | 2761968 yogibear
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The Stormtrooper's vehical to haul away the protestors and the hungary.  The banksters are set to take the rest of the  99%'s wealth.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:46 | 2762026 viahj
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dude, we got hover bikes, spaceships and huge walking tanks.  we don't need "wheels"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:33 | 2761974 Catullus
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Is that why Pembrook Pines, FL can't pay its pension and health care obligations?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:36 | 2761980 SafelyGraze
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zh would like to apologize for the character of constable pan am who was made to appear to assault, shoplift, arrest the wrong person, and plant evidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtM95-SpthE&t=360s

now get in the vehicle

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:36 | 2761981 cougar_w
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regions that will likely get their 'fair' share of attention from this perriwinkle-blue camper-van of enforced docility.

we <3 snarky-Tyler

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:40 | 2761996 LoneStarHog
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Fruitport? ... This is in Michigan ... I thought Bawney Frankfurter is from Massachusetts ... I guess he worked to get his old hometown a bit more pork, even if it is outta state.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:44 | 2761997 edifice
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Pah-riwinkle blue, boys... Pah-riwinkle blue...

It's fer me Ma.

For your what?

Fer his MA!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:57 | 2762065 12ToothAssassin
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oh, anda par uh dem shoes

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:40 | 2762000 pauhana
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One of these was bought by the City of Palm Beach Gardens for, wait for it, hurricane protection.  The perfect device for "rescuing kittens."   Here's the website for the manufacturer:

"http://www.armored-solutions.com/tactical-vehicle-tk4.asp"

I like the 8 standard gun ports and the 3 sniper ports.  Also available with thermal imaging.  What more could a small town need?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:22 | 2762127 AlaricBalth
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"One of these was bought by the City of Palm Beach Gardens for, wait for it, hurricane protection."

Yes, we know.

ZeroHedge 8/23/2012

Florida Town Buys 9-Ton Emergency TK-4 Tactical Vehicle to “Provide Residents Extra Protection During Hurricanes” http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-08-23/florida-town-buys-9-ton-...“provide-residents-ex

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:42 | 2762006 LoneStarHog
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These things have BLOWBACK written all over them. Do the THUGS that will reside in these things plan on spending the rest of their lives in them? Will they be taking their families inside with them? Oh, yeah! BLOWBACK.....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:58 | 2762071 12ToothAssassin
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please define "rest of their lives"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:07 | 2762099 LoneStarHog
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If this vehicle/occupant is responsible for the injury/death of a family member, someone in that family might seek revenge/payback (i.e. Blowback).  It is obvious that the person could not retaliate against the vehicle.  The retaliation would be against its occupants, and possibly their families.  This kind of crap is what causes things to spiral out of control.  I never thought that I would look forward to being a Senior.  With what I see, I am happy that I am such and that my family is raised, and no grandkids.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:38 | 2763723 AnAnonymous
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Gangsters and 'Americans' use the same tactics.
That is why maybe gangters are so in love with 'Americanism': it provides cheap equipment as 'americans' will mass produce what they need to perform the same tactics.

'American' armies are sent around the world, make a mess out of it, and retreat to highly secured bunkers, that the 'enemy' can not hit. As such, poof,retaliation happens on the 'American' public.

A move immediately exploited by 'Americans' to tell how ruthless the 'enemy' is.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:46 | 2762020 Agent P
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I predict this will be the popular new Soccer Mom vehicle in a year or two.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:36 | 2762504 Cathartes Aura
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Real Estate Agents.

and local radio station promo. . .

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:46 | 2762027 Juan Wild
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The GAO was unable to audit the DoD in 2010 or in 2011.

*The GAO could not "render an opinion on the 2011 consolidated financial statements of the federal government", with a major obstacle again being "serious financial management problems at the Department of Defense (DOD) that made its financial statements unauditable".

* same statement for 2010

http://www.gao.gov/press/financial_report_2010dec21.html
http://www.gao.gov/press/financial_report_2011dec23.html

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:51 | 2762038 Frastric
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Obama: Before you my dear citizens complain about such extragavances, just think what would Mitt Romney would do; giant death robots will be roaming the streets if you vote for him.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:54 | 2763539 slackrabbit
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Giant Death Robots? Cool....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:52 | 2762049 Stuart
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bring out the scoops!!!  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:53 | 2762051 HungrySeagull
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No one here caught the little flame logos in front of the Hazard lighting. (The silver screens...)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:20 | 2762056 alfred b.
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     Why don't they just cut to the chase and bring out the tanks...since we already know what they're all about!

      I'm not sure but perhaps it may be called a "gold confiscator".

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:01 | 2762345 Money 4 Nothing
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That's in the wing's.

 

August 6th movement in CA, and a whole lot more, the collapse is comming and Gold won't save you.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clZ-nELt74M

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:24 | 2763325 HungrySeagull
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There is a place in MI where you can pay a few hundred dollars and learn how to crush cars with a Chieftain UK Tank. Remember that European Tanks were converted to farm and other useful things by the People in between wars while our USA stuff was put away under lock and key.

 

I can handle 70 ton well enough. A few passes back and forth on the land added to waiting a few months afterwards will turn the place into a pleasent Lawn. Not a forest.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:57 | 2762068 hannah
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can you imagine being couped up in this thing for 6hrs after the whole gang ate at the el taco mexican restaurant before they went on patrol. memories of blazing saddles (weird i amost wrote blazing salad...guess i have salad tossing on my mind from a story on ZH yesterday?)...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 17:59 | 2762075 TWSceptic
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Level 2 police state - coming to a place near you.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:00 | 2762076 ozzzo
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Has anyone noticed that the "Army men" in stores are now mostly NATO troops? Whatever happened to GI Joe? Could it be that the "troops" need to be psychologically separated a bit further from their fellow citizens, so that they can be used at home? It's hard to imagine GI Joe busting into little pink houses and taking people's guns, but what about "Nato Joe?"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:32 | 2762480 lakecity55
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Well, then, we learn how to make a neat stack of blue berets.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:17 | 2763304 HungrySeagull
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GI stays home to protect family maybe.

 

I think Foreign troops will be used to come down into our towns and impose whatever it is they are going to impose.

 

I suppose that I will see them as raiders and shoot. I would not survive the experience and be easily forgotten. Just a drop for the Tree. It wont take but 5 minutes to get it done.

 

Now multiply that by hundreds if not thousands of buildings.

 

I don't want to entertain any thoughts about fighting these Vehicles that might contain Kin, Friends or other People that once did good work in our time.

 

Or maybe they contain zombies from Thug Inc. If so, I would think how my Slugs might do against certain parts of the vehicle not armored.

 

I will grudgdenly acknowledge that as a trucker knowing weak points of a heavy vehicle such as these.... these people do good work building these things.

 

The problem becomes, are they coffins or are they the future of Law and Order?

 

You decide.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:00 | 2762078 Lokking4AnEdge
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In the city of Casa Grande Arizona ther is a police man who drives a souped up Hummer with a sign on it-thanks to the drug dealers.....

Rediculous...

The police said that it is going to teach the kids not to use drugs....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:00 | 2762082 d2themfi
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I want one

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:03 | 2762092 forwardho
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But wait... I live in Pembroke Pines, Fl. We have more horses than hudlums, although the golden hordes of miami are perilously close at hand. I'm screwed.  How could my town be #2 and #4 at same time? somehow I think there may be more than 10 of these fun-sized SUV's to be shortly delivered. Looks like I will be converting my plowshare back to it's original configuration.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:56 | 2762327 Dugald
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Yez wanna look like Ned Kelly?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:08 | 2762102 monopoly
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This is a joke, right?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:09 | 2762106 FleaMarketPete
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Arlington VA is only white people and gay dudes.  I guess they want to keep it out of DC so it doesn't get stolen.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:12 | 2762118 The Shootist
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Don't get me started on Northern VA unless you're talking about the army Gen. Lee commanded.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:21 | 2763317 HungrySeagull
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General Lee.

 

The Bonnie Blue.

 

Ah yes, the whole area is a story filled with many things to be understood and appreciated by our own kin who actually at one time decided to fight for whatever it is that they needed to do at the time.

 

Today? It's just as well we live far from that Cesspool. Don't get me wrong... there are certain places in that region that are awesome. But the rest of it. Just reeks.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:09 | 2762108 The Shootist
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I dont think a handful of those vehicles will be a game changer...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:10 | 2762110 Yellowhoard
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Nothing to be concerned with.

I read last week that these are merely hurricane rescue vehicles for retrieving kittens from trees and what not.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:11 | 2762115 ebworthen
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A toy for all the sadistic testosterone junkies who would be violent criminals if they didn't have the SWAT team/Apple Pie path.

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:22 | 2763321 HungrySeagull
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To be trained to make harness of Violence and impose order against Chaos... not many nice people have that ability.

 

However, there will be thousands upon thousands of nice people who will have to actually consider and decide how they are going to fight.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:21 | 2762144 Uncle Remus
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"My shoe is bigger dan dis car!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:23 | 2762160 Silberadler
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How 'bout sending a couple over to Berlin come may next year ?

You know - the world famous May riots , real Molotvs and stuff. (not the small greeek ones) Real party.

See how they keep up :-)

 

What a joke.

We eat those toys for breakfast.

They'd rather buy some used BTR60 or BMP. Free decent sized guns with that.

This there vehicle looks like it wont stand a single well made German Molotov.

Oh - yeah and perhaps a nice IED with that...

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:47 | 2762277 GlomarHabu
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Fire and the wheel. Both helped mankind. In previous comments fire has been mentioned as an effective antidote to this wheeled machine. And both comments are correct. Shower one with gas from overhead or the side, ignite and the oxygen will be consumed, the people inside in a world of hurt, and if the vehicle has oxygen bottles they become bombs at certain temps. And they better weld every manhole cover they encounter.

I mean come on police state people. There is a wealth of information already available for the inexperienced to read and the experienced can simply do what they have done before. I'll go with fire by a furlong.  Car-b-que a real longshot.

Of course they won't bring just the truck, they'll use thermal imaging and early morning raids on gun owners ..should be quite a time...

But I ain't worried cause next month is the ME Nuclear War Jamboree.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:49 | 2762285 lolmao500
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Mmmm they are built to withstand IEDs. Their combat record in Afghanistan is pretty nice. All that the American ``terrorists`` can do has already been done by the Afghans and Iraqis.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:28 | 2762183 Zap Powerz
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A little perspective is in order.

The mighty US military with tanks, fighter planes, bombers, predator drones, cant even subdue, pacify and control a backward assed country like Afganistan that is full of semi or fully retarded cavemen with AK-47s.

How in the fuck does anyone think the military and police forces could ever begin to pacify and control a country the size of the USA that is full of guns and people that know very well how to use them?

Im not saying they arent going to try, because they are.  Im saying they are stupid for trying because it will fail miserably just like Iraq failed and Afganistan failed.  When will tyrants learn you cant force people to do things they just dont want to do?  Such plans always, eventually end badly for the tyrant.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:59 | 2762334 Dr. Sandi
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Hey, maybe the problem is that they aren't actually semi or fully retarded cavemen. Maybe they're 'just folks,' like you often find pretty much anywhere you go on this planet.

'Just folks' can get pretty creative in defending themselves when you show up and start killing their friends and families.

Americans aren't any smarter than the other cavemen. We are a lot more smug about our ignorance though.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:00 | 2762343 Winston Churchill
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You greatly underestimate the cunning, skill, and bravery of the Afghani's.

Afhanistan has been the graveyard of empires for a thousand years.

I hope we do as well.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:39 | 2762522 Seasmoke
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+1 and a shot of Vodka

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:05 | 2765198 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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They're called Afghans.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:59 | 2763121 SubjectivObject
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The USLess A's will have to learn what the Afghani's have never had the opportunity to forget.  They must be willing to die quickly or die in severe pain.  A critical mass will have to get to that realization before anything will happen, and this before it gets too late.  When disorgaization is fighting organization, the liklihood of death in battle is high.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:36 | 2762218 lolmao500
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Ther are 20 000 of those coming to America soon.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:36 | 2762222 rosiescenario
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Noticed that here in Santa Cruz County our sheriff's Dept just got a brand new huge bomb disposal unit....we never had any bombings here before, but now we are fully prepared....

 

This is tax $$$ at work.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:55 | 2762317 GlomarHabu
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Also out California way the police unions are using private investigators hired by their unions law firms to intimidate councilmen into bending to police will. It's extortion of course but as I've said before ...police today are not here to protect and serve , they are thugs,criminals and steroid junkies out for power, and more power.

I mean each of you try to find out just how many officers on your police force have felony records ..if you dare.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:01 | 2762339 Dr. Sandi
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The bombs know that Santa Cruz County is ready for them, so they're staying away.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:44 | 2762258 jbvtme
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"gentrification"  vehicles...love it

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:47 | 2762262 jbvtme
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hopefully they are being produced in the usa

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:48 | 2762280 ag3nt0rang3
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Wouldn't take more than a wet sock in the tail pipe to make it a paper weight.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:56 | 2762322 Money 4 Nothing
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Their not falling for the bananna in the ole tailpipe trick again. A Mark 3 strapped to the fuel cell should do though.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:08 | 2763295 optimator
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A potato works better and just takes as second to install.  Scatter a bunch of easily made caltrops in the road and it'll have a few flat tires.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:03 | 2762355 Dr. Sandi
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A good spritzing of Crazy Glue would sieze this baby up like force feeding Granny half a dozen double cheese Big Macs

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:05 | 2762369 ersatzteil
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This would be a sweet ride for surf trips to Baja. They see you driving this baby around, nobody's going to stop you for a "toll".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:07 | 2762373 ThisIsBob
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Cops need all of that just to shoot somebody's dog?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:10 | 2762390 ThisIsBob
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If the revolution is to be won, it will be won with technology not with iron.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:11 | 2763299 mkhs
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What about lead?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:18 | 2762421 sadpanda
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I know I'd think twice before drinking a 32oz soda in front of dat bitch.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:19 | 2762424 HD
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You guys are paranoid. It's just the new mobile FBI Apple store. It's armored to stop pirates from stealing justin bieber "songs" from iTunes.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:27 | 2762459 CvlDobd
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How fast do you have to go to kill a band of Gypsies?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:28 | 2762462 lakecity55
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Maybe its one of those mobile PM melting trucks.

Then again I would want only the best for the Geheime Staatspolizei!

Klink! Vy iss Hogan alvays heer?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:28 | 2762466 Jean
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Did everyone catch the story out of Cali, the police union hiring private eyes (ex-cops) to harass local lawmakers who might not give into their demands:

http://reason.com/archives/2012/08/31/police-unions-cross-line-while-bul...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:31 | 2762474 Slightly Insane
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Any vehicle over 2 tons driven at 55 mph into the side of that "boondoggle" would take it out and everyone inside.

What that means, a 1967 Cadillac Coupe Deville or "bigger" could flip that sucker over.  Any 1 ton truck could do the same.  Why these idiots insist on blowing our dough on stupid little toys is beyond me.  If they want to kill us in "boat loads", just drive a tank into town, and lay waste.  These stupid little toys are nothing more than "webber grills on wheels".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:13 | 2762666 Zap Powerz
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Tanks are messy and break stuff.  If you want to kill people in large numbers you just have to turn out the lights in large urban areas for 3 months.  They will kill each other, starve to death and die of diease and all you did was flip a switch.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:41 | 2762760 CrockettAlmanac.com
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"The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street" is an episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone written by its creator-narrator, Rod Serling.

The episode begins in late summer. Maple Street is full of playing children and adults talking. A shadow passes overhead and a loud roar is heard, accompanied by a flash of light. Later, the residents of Maple Street find that their machines no longer work, and there is no power. They gather together in the street to discuss the matter. One of them, Pete Van Horn, volunteers to walk out of the neighborhood to discover the extent of the problem....

The mob becomes hysterical, with terrified residents smashing windows, and taking up weapons, devolving into an all-out riot. Some of the residents take up fire-arms and shoot anyone they can.

The film cuts to a nearby hilltop, where it is revealed the mysterious "meteor" that had flown overhead is indeed an alien spaceship. Its inhabitants, two alien observers, are watching the riot on Maple Street while using a device to manipulate the neighborhood's power. They comment on how easy it was to create paranoia and panic, and conclude that the easiest way to conquer Earth is to let the people of Earth destroy themselves.

The moral of the story is that words are mankind's greatest weapon, as shown in this quote: "There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men."

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_Are_Due_on_Maple_Street

 

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:59 | 2765157 Blue Horshoe Lo...
Blue Horshoe Loves Annacott Steel's picture

Who is "they"?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:52 | 2762592 WAMO556
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And it looks like the boys in blue have a RV.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:56 | 2762602 janchup
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Too bad this isn't hilariously funny.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:04 | 2762629 shovelhead
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Love the color. Debt Brother Blue.

I'm turning my potato cannon into an EMP device this weekend.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:24 | 2762703 Poor Grogman
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Look don't worry it's just a glorified armoured transport for the upcoming bernanke heli drop.

All that fiat has got to be protected from the masses before it is distributed to the masses right?????

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:43 | 2762770 itstippy
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It looks like a cheap plastic "action figure accessory" toy from Wal-Mart.  No real intimidation effect at all.  No Wow Factor.  Just look at that fancy blue paint job.  Sheeit. 

I could make a much more bad-ass looking Mad Max rig out of an old municipal garbage truck, a pile of scrap sheet metal and well casing, and my welder.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:56 | 2762810 Uncle Remus
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Gives "boys in blue" a whole new meaning...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:02 | 2762827 SmackDaddy
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All the rednecks think the 2nd amendment protects their right to own rifles.  Well, I'm going to need some ANFO for this motherfucker....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:41 | 2762853 spooz
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Gotta be ready for those terrorists.  We are, after all, in a state of emergency.  And as long as we keep picking fights, the rest of the world will continue to hate us and give the propagandists "evidence" of why Homeland Security must be supported.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:22 | 2762891 msjimmied
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Wait! How come the "Patriots" are no longer banging the drum on Posse Commitatus? Who worries about  the military to coming in, we can do it with the police force, on YOUR DIME!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:23 | 2762892 msjimmied
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Wait! How come the "Patriots" are no longer banging the drum on Posse Commitatus? Who worries about  the military coming in, we can do it with the police force, on YOUR DIME!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:16 | 2763022 MrButtoMcFarty
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Fruitport, Michigan?

Are they built there?

That list is wonky.

Ag, Au, & Pb.

Cheers Bitchez.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:24 | 2763044 “Rebellion to t...
“Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.”-ThomasJefferson's picture

Deploy several dozen prototypes down in North Carolina in the next three days and round up the McDonald's eating retards, mooches, cotton pickers, and thieving bankster Jews.  Last week, I thought we were in trouble. This week, I am certain we are completely fucked. This country doesn't have a chance.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:41 | 2763082 newengland
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Rebellion? You shame the name. Coward. Get up off your knees, debt slave.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:38 | 2763209 “Rebellion to t...
“Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.”-ThomasJefferson's picture

After listening to speeches and watching audience reaction at DNC convention, I just do not recognize the country any more.  Coward? Possibly. This nation will not heal itself through the political arena. Too many self serving, self promoting, power hungry, money hungry scum bag politicians/wives(Moochelle) pandering to a voting base of borderline retards.  Banksters/crony capitalists set the agenda, and any potential revolutionaries are just going to get run over by these big blue trucks.  

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:05 | 2763473 newengland
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Only 3% of New Englanders fought in the Revolution which gifted you everything, your right to write for example.

The rest took sides. Choose your side of the barricade.

Stand aside if you cannot do that. Only a fool gets killed in crossfire, the State vs the People.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:29 | 2763046 newengland
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Big is small.

People with special skills know this.

C'mon DC. Do you feel lucky?

I notice your new toys target the sheeple who vote most for you. Pity them. Pity you more if you bring that up North.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:56 | 2763264 Uchtdorf
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Them boys inside are gonna have to take a piss sometime.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:59 | 2763477 newengland
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U...

Excellent point ;-)

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:29 | 2763335 Davilarino
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:00 | 2763481 newengland
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D...

Then those states ought to notice the correlation too, and stop relying on DC.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:36 | 2776038 MeelionDollerBogus
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Not really seeing the correlation to be honest...

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:28 | 2763432 Colonel Klink
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Kill it, kill it with FIRE!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:50 | 2763536 slackrabbit
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All they need now is a Monorail!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:04 | 2763870 Widowmaker
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If it has wheels it can be disabled very easily by obstruction.

Just like the desert, people exiting the vehicle to remove obstructions go to mars.

Wake me the rule of law applies to the 1% who think they rule with their money.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2763955 guidoamm
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Did you guys forget this?

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/

"The 3rd Infantry Division’s 1st Brigade Combat Team has spent 35 of the last 60 months in Iraq patrolling in full battle rattle, helping restore essential services and escorting supply convoys.


Now they’re training for the same mission — with a twist — at home.

Beginning Oct. 1 for 12 months, the 1st BCT will be under the day-to-day control of U.S. Army North, the Army service component of Northern Command, as an on-call federal response force for natural or manmade emergencies and disasters, including terrorist attacks."

 

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