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...but it is hardly necessary.

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 08:59 | 1740778 ABG LINE
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Lol!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:06 | 1740832 max2205
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iF THIS WAS A STOCK PRICE, IT WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE i BOUGHT At THE LOW LOWS...LOL

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:16 | 1740894 Hmm...
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Ok, I must be the only dumb one here.

Is there something wrong with the Y-axis?

As I read that graph, the Y axis goes from 15,000 DOWN TO 1,000.

Obviously, it looks logarithmic, but again the numerals make it look as though Zero Hedge has LOST viewers and has FALLEN to thestreet.com levels... not risen.

Forgive me if I've misinterpreted, which I clearly must have.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:20 | 1740912 Whatta
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yeah, that is the way it reads...sumpin's wrong, or not?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:25 | 1740941 Messianic
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It looks like it's based on a "rank" system, i.e. 1 is the highest rank, so lower is better...

Edit: dur too slow

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:42 | 1741040 Fukushima Sam
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Project Mayhem, bitchez!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:09 | 1742101 Hard1
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Congrats Tyler...Your rating looks like the self evident truths of ZH are going mainstream, just never let your content follow that crowd

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:46 | 1741043 nope-1004
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And here is the problem with media today.

Is CNBC a TV channel for information?  Or entertainment?

There appears to be a problem identifying such by the producers of that channel.  Cramer, case in point.  The guy is always wrong financially but entertaining to watch.  No one would act like him, so they keep him because of how he acts, not for what he legitimately has to say.

We've got comedy, pretty girls, "experts", and thusly, an American news channel.

No doubt ratings will continue to fall.  People are searching out the truth and when comedy and the economy are mixed together in one outlet, people tune out.  The continued loss of wealth and earning power is no longer funny.

Congrats Tyler(s).

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1741060 oddjob
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ZH continues to put up MHFT, so as much as ZH is different from CNBS, they do have their quixotic similarities.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:53 | 1741073 pupton
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"We've got comedy, pretty girls, "experts", and thusly, an American news channel."

Now that Erin Burnett has left I would also put a quotation around "pretty girls" as well.  Becky Quick and that walking nose with DD's do not qualify as pretty in my book.  Although... that sock puppet Andrew Ross Sorkin is a rather pretty girl...

So if ZH already has Comedy, and hundreds of "experts" commenting each day, all we need is pretty girls and ZH can put CNBC out of bidness!!!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:21 | 1741181 Kayman
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I watched Erin interview Geithner on CNN last night.  After 2 minutes of boring MSM pablum I switched back to Road Runner.  Beep...Beep

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:06 | 1741370 lilmac929
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+ 1T  Ha...that made me laugh.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:12 | 1741392 clones2
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/44785581

For those that haven't read this article related to Morgan Stanley and Zero Hedge...

It's like they're trying to discredit the information provided... but really don't refute much.

According to the talking points, reviewed by The New York Times, the numbers cited by Zero Hedge “represent gross asset positions and thus do not reflect the benefit of collateral or other hedges and protection, and the more relevant exposure to consider is the net exposure.”

So what is its net exposure? The company was limited in what it could say because of the pending earnings announcement. To address this point, staff members were told to direct callers to pre-existing stock research. “Analysts estimate that the actual net exposure is meaningfully lower,” the talking points read.

WOW - lame response - "meaningfully lower". Thanks for the facts...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1741245 Fish Gone Bad
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I provide plenty of comedy.  If people don't find me funny its because they have a few broken chromosomes.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:37 | 1741250 Kayman
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all we need is pretty girls

We had Marla and we have Trav 777

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:48 | 1741544 Strider52
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You forgot RoboTrader's Mom.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 15:15 | 1742345 TravsMom
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Excuse m wauuuuu

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:59 | 1741580 Oh regional Indian
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Pride doth come before a fall, so step easy FCLubbers, ZH is near it's half-life.... I'd say it's time to innovate, not sit on your laurels.

ORI

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:18 | 1741968 pupton
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I doth think I'd fight you, oh and million dollar bonus....

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 15:14 | 1742343 TravsMom
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For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of how I raised her.  Trav is a wonderful daughter!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:15 | 1741666 Kim Jong-Il
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I would do that boyish Andrew Ross Sorkin on "man love Thursday".

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:30 | 1741190 Teddy Turner
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Is CNBC a TV channel for information?  Or entertainment?

It is a giant propaganda campaign.  I saw on CNBC the other day the following quote.

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."  -Thomas Jefferson

I would like to make a few comments regarding this quote.  One I do not believe this is a true Jefferson quote.  If it is true, I would love for someone to show me proof.  The word deflation did not even exist in Thoms Jefferson's era.  And two, why would CNBC be running quotes that are not true quotes which attack the financial system they have clearly pandered to for all this time?  Unless, the whole economy crashing scenario is something the NWO planners have in the cards.  That would also explain rising stock of zero hedge.  Where were you ten years ago Tyler?  Now it is to late.  Think about it all of you researchers, big brother Google owns Youtube, they would harshly censor the content if they didn't want it out there.  The bottom line is, when they bring in the police state they need people to arrest and we're it.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:38 | 1741255 HCSKnight
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Teddy,

Regardless of my agreement regarding the fundamental bias of MSM, and CNBC in particular regarding financial/banking issues, the following points to your question/assertion should help.

1) deflation, was a farming term back in TJ's time; http://www.memidex.com/deflation+geology

2) the TJ quote, evidently has variations which have not been resolved; http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/private-banks-quotation

I find the agricultural expression of deflation, link above, to be a far better description of the evil than the current dismal science portrayal of the machinations of the banksters in the Fed.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1741308 Teddy Turner
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I appreciate the reply but please correct me if I am wrong.  I see according to your sources, the term deflation was first used starting in 1891.  And that the TJ quote has been drastically changed.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:18 | 1741961 wisefool
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Agreed on the deflation entomology arbitrage. To further that point, one of the things the three keyensian stooges (the fed, the banks, and the government) did was blow up a housing bubble that destroyed vast tracts of not just contigous land, but all those overbuilt "shelter roofs" destroy watersheds. Engineers and (the purportedly evil) Big Agra can make better and better tech to lessen the mechanical impact on the soils. But once McMansion run off changes the hydrology of the soil horizons there is no way to get that back. The local governments will never accept the loss in property tax revenues. Empty houses still pay taxes.

I think Krugman should read a little more FDR and a little less keynes. Some bubbles should never be made.

The Nation that destroys its soil, destroys itself

Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/f/franklind396994.html

Now we all need to get back to watching Desprate Dancing with the Jersey Shore film production tax credit stars! Krugman will self correct.

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:53 | 1742063 Teddy Turner
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Interesting post but I do not believe the fake Thomas Jefferson quote was refering to deflation in an agricultural sense because he also refers to inflation, another monetary term which had not been invented yet.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:29 | 1742202 wisefool
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Sure. I am not a historian. I was just adding context that folks like TJ and FDR might have developed, even with improper citation.

In other words TJ might not have said it, but it does sound like something he would say. Thats all I added, even if off point. Good luck on the research.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:06 | 1741374 packman
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Very definitely not a statement by Thomas Jefferson.

From the Wikiquote site:

The earliest known appearance of this quote is from 1935 (Testimony of Charles C. Mayer, Hearings Before the Committee on Banking and Currency, House of Representatives, Seventy-fourth Congress, First Session, on H.R. 5357, p. 799)

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741421 Shredd the FED
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Next step for ZH would be a ZHTV channel, or something like that.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:20 | 1741426 Alex Kintner
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CNBC viewers are going broke (from listening to the corporate propoganda) and can no longer afford cable or internet access. Thus the drop in rating on CNBC website. Its a Cause and Effect thing.

Tyler should start having guest posts from a ZH "Cramer-type" -- marked as entertainment obviously. RoboCharade comes to mind.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:35 | 1742016 wisefool
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This exact thing happened to me! I watched cnbc for a couple of years to understand economics and policy makers. Now I can't afford cable to watch cnbc anymore. Not sarc.

I guess carlin was right (para) "Its a big club, but they dont really want you in it". I learnt' far more from ZH anyway. Thanks TD!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:09 | 1742108 Id fight Gandhi
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Thinking the same thing, cnbc shovels the same crap daily.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:19 | 1741163 heatbarrier
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Wrong place  How do you dlete post, anyway?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:22 | 1741176 pupton
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Yeah, but probably 650 of those are porn sites...

Well heatbarrier, I responded to your 670 websites above ZH post and then you changed it so now my response looks out of left field.  I don't think you can delete a post, so you might as well just repost your original thought and let it go...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:24 | 1741442 heatbarrier
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Sorry about that, pupton, f&@*^ing editor drive me nuts, it locked me out, here it goes again, 

"Only 670 website is the US have higher traffic than ZH"  

PS. Tyler, how about overhawling the post editor?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:46 | 1741291 eurusdog
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Alexa is a rank system, not a hits or counts system.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:25 | 1740943 Pladizow
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Watch Jim Cramer's "Had Money" on CNB-Sleez!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:04 | 1741112 Smithovsky
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I couldn't stomach CNBC anymore after I found ZH.

I guess it's OK for people who don't understand anything about the markets because it seems to be run by similar kind of people. But for anyone in the business it's a complete joke.  

If I had a nickel for every time a stock went ex-dividend and they reported it as it being down X% for no apparent reason, I would be an extremely rich man (or woman).

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:44 | 1741532 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Jim Cramer's "Had Money"

Hmm, I thought the show was called "Sad Funny"

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:05 | 1741612 Blano
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Bring back the boobies dammit!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:21 | 1741712 Gold Man-Sacks
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Say "Bye, bye, bye," to your money!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:21 | 1740916 Poule Mouillee
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It's a ranking, not a value.  Lower is better.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:22 | 1740933 Thought criminal
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"The rank is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors to zerohedge.com and pageviews on zerohedge.com over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1."

Source: www.alexa.com

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:36 | 1741012 Hmm...
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Thanks!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:40 | 1741031 Stormtower
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It's showing that their rank is going up. As in 15,000th to 1,000th.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:52 | 1741082 Ruffcut
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Tyler, don't even look at any girl under 17 years old. And no more porn. Did you pay your taxes?

They say all PR is good PR, but not so good for Mel gibson, Charlie sheen and lindsey lohan.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:54 | 1741087 Stoploss
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Why yes, you are the only dumb one here, and congratulations. I showed my Six year old the chart before he left for school, and asked him what he saw.

He replied "i see a trend, daddy."   There's your free lesson for today, straight from the horse's mouth.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:50 | 1741548 Fanatic
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It's traffic rank. With 1 being the worlds most viewed site and so on.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:20 | 1741701 Gold Man-Sacks
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Why all the negative points for this question?  You guys don't think that's a valid point?  Maybe you know some secret the rest of us don't?  Once again, some of you seriously need to get over yourselves. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:43 | 1741041 I think I need ...
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looks like the gold chart

last two things standing zero hedge and physical gold......

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:45 | 1741281 Temporalist
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That was my first thought as well.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:00 | 1741586 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ I Think and Temporalist,

It does indeed look like a gold chart vs., say, MSFT.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:54 | 1740835 vast-dom
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All we have to do is maintain an iota of integrity and we are just fine.

 

The idiocy that is most of the game planet will do what it always does until the funds for their burgers and mcnuggets and coca-cola and twizzlers and inane tv run out...........thank us now or thank us later.....................

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:06 | 1740838 GetZeeGold
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I'm not selling the savings and loan Mr. Potter.

Everytime CNBC is wrong......ZH gets a new reader.

 

Buy gold..........CNBC hates that crap.

 

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:13 | 1740870 Dr. Richard Head
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CNBC could help their ratings by reporting this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_P0wHsSz0&feature=player_embedded

SWAT Teams in St. Louis Protecting Bank of America; Refusing Customer Withdrawals

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:22 | 1740929 john39
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From back in august.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:42 | 1740958 Dr. Richard Head
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Tit was posted on the 4th of October. Could you point me to an August stamp on this?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1741416 w a l k - a w a y
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From the comments at YouTube.

 

This video is a HOAX. It was from an event called "Midwest Rising: Convergence 2011". It happened back in mid August. I? called the branch mentioned. They are NOT stopping people from withdrawing money from the bank.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:49 | 1741546 bread n circuses
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Maybe.  It's hard to trust anything on the interwebs these days.  Find a source you trust.

 

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/10/attention-lawyers-great-ide...

I trust this guy.  This is not a hoax.  Not as shocking a story but definitely not a hoax.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 19:45 | 1743434 w a l k - a w a y
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I'll trust that source also. The money quote is from the end of the article.

And if B of A has been running this scam since the invention of the ATM, there probably is a lot of money involved for a sharp lawyer to rake 30% off. Go for it

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:24 | 1740948 HarryHaller
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Beautiful.  At 2:09 he says that BofA told him to withdraw his money online.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:25 | 1740952 Sean7k
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Police Power of the State used to protect the owners of the State. Enough said. This interview should go viral. This is why you don't have your savings in banks.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:27 | 1740961 UGrev
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I spammed this out to everyone I could think of.  Shit is getting more real by the minute. The half life of un-reality is moving into days instead of months.. soon it will be hours and then real-time; and when real-time happens, you know shit is going to get ugly..

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:35 | 1741004 vast-dom
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There is no reality. There are just delusions with consensus which are labelled reality. And did you know that molecules can travel faster than the speed of light and that we are all living inside the box with a dish of poison and/or we're already dead and oh the probabilites...................

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:23 | 1741191 UGrev
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Is your post about Nachos? c'mon.. it's about nachos, isn't it.. :)

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:40 | 1741030 Dr. Richard Head
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I am giving this the Twitter shit treatment as well. At the end of the day, BofA customers should have cut bait on this dead fish a while back.  I kind of feel bad for them, but at the same time they were warned over and over again from people in the ZH community.  The next cycle of awakening Americants is being seen I guess.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:32 | 1741226 Ignatius J Reilly
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Look, I'm a natural skeptic.  Something about that video doesn't make sense.  When and why was the SWAT team called?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:31 | 1740991 Anonymouse
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Attaboy Clarence!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:13 | 1740874 HD
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Love it. Just love it.  CNBC upset because ZH doesn't censor the facts.  It must be frustrating for Cramer and company to be dogs on a short leash.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:24 | 1740949 SheepDog-One
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CNBC...U mad?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:55 | 1741091 JP McManus
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Turd Ferguson promotion is next.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1741062 Benjamin Glutton
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in a moment of clarity Cramer admitted that they(CNBC)practice self censorship...then quickly hedged.

 

HILARIOUS!!!!

 

Keep up the great work Tylers.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:14 | 1740883 Don Birnam
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...And on a show featuring the garrulous "Co-CIO" of PIMPCO, with supporting cast members including the smarmy New York Times "reporter"/official scribe of the kleptocracy, and the former hedge fund manager/Dollar Tree-shopping centi-millionaire.

Life is good.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:29 | 1740976 GeneMarchbanks
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THE GREATEST CHART OF ALL.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740785 Gandalf6900
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do I detect some vanity

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:25 | 1740953 fuu
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Thanks ZH!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740787 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Sweet - so more sheeples waking up? Congrats!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:14 | 1740882 sdmjake
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Keep writing " www.zerohedge.com " on every one of those FRN's in your wallet... Inquiring minds want to know!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:15 | 1740887 Don Birnam
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Jake gets a rec based upon avatar alone.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:39 | 1741259 Alea Iactaest
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How do I embiggen avatars? Some of them are just too small.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:16 | 1741159 earnulf
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Write my A**, get a stamp and really spread the word

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740788 BrocilyBeef
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you go, tylers!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:22 | 1740928 Alienated Serf
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FUCK STEVE LIESman

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:25 | 1740951 GetZeeGold
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Infinity......and even that's not enough.

 

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:51 | 1741072 johnnymustardseed
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Sorry but that is a scary thought! Becky Quick on the other hand...Hoooochee mama. I would even wear a Warren Buffet mask.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:20 | 1741178 MsCreant
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Just ewwwe!

Spread your mustardseed some other way.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740789 101 years and c...
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people waking up from their zombiefied existance.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740791 Almost Solvent
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That picture is worth a million words

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740792 covert
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free advertising is usually good

http://expose2.wordpress.com

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740795 GolfHatesMe
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Excellent Smithers!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:07 | 1740796 Mercury
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I guess one could infer that Finland, Tampa and Boston known for their childless, white male demos....

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740797 dwdollar
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Haha...  I honestly forgot about thestreet.com

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:09 | 1740853 GetZeeGold
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Flatline.....obviously you're not alone.

 

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740798 Yamaha
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Street dot what?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740799 ReallySparky
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Blow your horn, you have earned it!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:01 | 1740800 achmachat
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why not? it's the even entertaining for people who don't understand the financial world!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:02 | 1740802 gojam
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If you build it they will come.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:02 | 1740803 Gene8696
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I see my peaks...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:02 | 1740804 gimli
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Looks like it's time for Tyler to host Mad Money .......

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:15 | 1740886 gimli
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Tyler --- I have a format for you to follow on the show when you take over:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As7MaQSc7qc&feature=related

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:16 | 1740896 Mercury
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Sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell/sell!!!!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:27 | 1741198 MsCreant
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And he uses a monkey hammer on all the little stocks that pop their heads up...Apple is a smashable apple (or maybe one of those phones gets smashed), HP a mini printer pops up, and gets smashed. Then gold pops up, it gets bopped, but nothing happens, it just pops back up! 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1741242 gmrpeabody
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And ya'll claim to not watch Cramer..... too funny!   ;-)

FWIT   it would be funny.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1741307 Money 4 Nothing
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Everyone watches Cramer! We love him! Priceless entertainment.

I followed his advice in '08 and he was right on the $$ but unfortunately, the other side of the trade, everyone is entitled to make mistakes.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:17 | 1740901 Money 4 Nothing
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Hope he re-names it "Sad Money" And shows people how to make "Glad Money". I do have faith in Free Capitol, but it can not be acheived in a corrupt HFT enviroment.

Congrats Tylers, you deserve it!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:20 | 1740915 Pladizow
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"Had Money"!!!!!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:55 | 1741090 LongSoupLine
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The show will continue to follow the newly renamed "Flushed Money".

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:26 | 1741204 MsCreant
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I could see a whole (hole?) segment on which fiat is best for wiping your ass...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:05 | 1740811 TruthInSunshine
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Blast from the past from those fertile (from all the dung deposits) fields of thestreet.com (hey, you'd only had lost something like 94% of your money dippin' with Cramer on these gems):

 

The Winners of the New World - TheStreet 

www.thestreet.com/funds/smarter/891820.html

  By Jim Cramer 02/29/00 - 09:42 AM EST

You want winners? You want me to put my Cramer Berkowitz hedge fund hat on and just discuss what my fund is buying today to try to make money tomorrow and the next day and the next? You want my top 10 stocks for who is going to make it in the New World? You know what? I am going to give them to you. Right here. Right now. OK. Here goes. Write them down -- no handouts here!:

 

724 Solutions (SVNX), Ariba (ARBA_), Digital Island (ISLD), Exodus (EXDS), InfoSpace.com (INSP_), Inktomi (INKT), Mercury Interactive (MERQ), Sonera (SNRA), VeriSign (VRSN_) and Veritas Software (VRTS_).

 

We are buying some of every one of these this morning as I give this speech. We buy them every day, particularly if they are down, which, no surprise given what they do, is very rare. And we will keep doing so until this period is over -- and it is very far from ending. Heck, people are just learning these stories on Wall Street, and the more they come to learn, the more they love and own! Most of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:21 | 1740919 jez
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"Most of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come."

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A blast from the past indeed, TIS. And there's a fabulous example of dot-com bubble rationalization, right there.

Another thing: I've noticed before Cramer's contempt for the English language. There's an example here. "Methodology", if it means anything at all -- which I would dispute -- must mean "the study of methods".

He means "method" (which itself is not the right word here) but I suppose he thinks that "methodology" makes him sound more intelligent. As so often with Mr Cramer, the exact opposite is true.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:38 | 1741257 gmrpeabody
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A most intelligential take.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:23 | 1740936 Caviar Emptor
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Don't forget he also said he and his wife predicted the black Monday crash of 1987. :-)

His BSC call and his housing market bottom call for June, 2009 were classics!

We should have a "Best Of Cramer" Show

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:57 | 1741099 JP McManus
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Dammit! I was right once 25 years ago, so I know what I'm talking about!!!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:26 | 1741205 prains
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Jim Cramer. 02/29/00. = cock size/IQ/bank account

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:03 | 1740812 cossack55
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Marry that chart to the deer-in-headlights photo.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:03 | 1740814 wagefreedom
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Something big is happening here...... congrats TD

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:09 | 1740836 RemiG2010
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Indeed. Lots of trolling!

 

PS It's not only ZH that's having more visitors. Barry's rrs feed hit 59K readers.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:24 | 1740940 Dr. Richard Head
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True, more trolls have come to play, but I know I have turned many onto ZH. Twitter posts, email pushes, sharing articles with friends.  I also direct Hedge Funds here after I decline to do any business with them. 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:39 | 1741026 LongBallsShortBrains
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First rule of fight club.......

Second rule of fight club.....

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:31 | 1740954 RemiG2010
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Who gave me dote down?! I was kidding. You people have no sense of humor at all!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:41 | 1741271 gmrpeabody
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Dude, I think it's the hair.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:40 | 1741515 heatbarrier
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Yeap, Malcom Gladwell's "Blink" comes to mind.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:00 | 1741587 bread n circuses
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Bob Ross?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:47 | 1741859 heatbarrier
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Yeah, Bob Ross too.  But Gladwell has  a theory, we make up our minds in seconds, Blink,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcom_Gladwell

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:15 | 1740888 DosZap
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Yeah, ZH was a target already, now the Bullseye just got larger.

Hell to be famous..................the Paparazzi will be all over ya.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:23 | 1740816 buzzsaw99
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thanks bitchez

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:04 | 1740817 Thunder_Downunder
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Congratulations on a job well done :)

 

... So, now that you're 'Mainstream'.. should we expect a gritty new daily segment with .. cramer? Syndication is where it's at!

 

Salute capitalism and your success... sell it all! :P

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:30 | 1740984 Abitdodgie
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This is the point where ZH gets offered a LOT of money to sell out and then things change , so DONATE people to keep the site free .

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:59 | 1741102 tamboo
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things already took a turn for the worse when they started pushing jewlian assange.

if they cant even think outside of that box (or can but offer lies of omission instead) then caution is warranted.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1741243 MsCreant
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Caution is always warranted, here, anywhere. DOD. I trust ZH more than others, but they are human. The thing is that here, because almost everything goes (dumb assed racist shit, people discussing their plans for killing people, ANYTHING) the Tylers get uncensored feedback. It keeps them honest and they do respond to it. It works, for now, today. Anyone can have a weak moment and sell out at any time. Never relax, never give up, never give in.

Zero Hedge, whoooaugh!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:04 | 1740819 swissaustrian
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The alternative media is winning. The truth can´t be supressed forever.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:45 | 1741283 Alea Iactaest
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Obviously tme to unplug the interwebs.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:04 | 1740823 the PTB
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Go ZH!  Nothing says the truth like, well, the truth.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:33 | 1740998 bania
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The truth is in a bull market

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:05 | 1740824 TraderMark
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hah

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:05 | 1740825 Yamaha
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Write the book Tyler "Back to Zero"!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:06 | 1740837 warchopper
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Did The Street run out of free bulls to give away?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:37 | 1741251 MsCreant
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"Did The Street run out of free bullshit to give away?"

No.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:07 | 1740840 jbc77
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Whoever you people are I can't thank the Zerohedge team enough. You've opened my eyes and for the last three years have been my favorite most visited website. In fact, this is my all time favorite place. It's help me develop a whole new understanding of capital markets and how they really function. As time wore on I stopped visting main stream media sites all together. They are utterly worthless. I don't know what I would do without this place.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:23 | 1740938 cbaba
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+1

I became addicted to ZH...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:15 | 1741154 herewego...
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+1, love it here.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:07 | 1740842 wcvarones
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thestreet.com is still around?

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:17 | 1740900 johngaltfla
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That was my thought exactly. I thought the SEC got rid of that ages ago...

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:08 | 1740845 zapdude
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ZH is the one website I check first thing in the morning, at lunch, and just before I go to bed.  Hands down the BEST source of real financial & economic news in the WORLD.  I've also made a modest amount of money from it's free advice, far more than I could have at some of the MSM finance sites. Thank you to the Tylers @ ZH -- keep up the amazing work and unrelenting attacks to expose what's really happening in our world, and why it is happening.  Next up, MSNBC.com!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:08 | 1740846 Mae Kadoodie
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Tylers, you are pure Moneyball.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:08 | 1740847 LoneStarHog
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ZeroHedge & Street,com are like the newspaper to people:

 

ZeroHedge = Hard News

 

Street.Com = Comics

 

Both are almost equally accessed, but for different information. Simple!

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 09:49 | 1740913 RemiG2010
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I only trust CNBC, Joe Kernen and Jim Cramer including his stock recommendations like buying BSC few days before hitting zero.

CNBC! The most truthful news provider in the world, galaxy and the universe!

 

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:42 | 1741275 MsCreant
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You like to draw fire.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:43 | 1741526 heatbarrier
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Flamers and trollers.  Rookies.  Add some content, let's see what you know.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:19 | 1741691 Panafrican Funk...
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I don't understand your incredibly obvious attempt to be funny, so I junked you.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!