Zombie Apocalypse Real-Time Tracker, Disaster Preparedness Simulation And Dispatch Form

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In the aftermath of the recent spike in Zombie Apocalypse outlier (soon to be inlier) events, which correlate nearly perfectly with the soaring expiration of unemployment extended benefits (recall: "Your EBT Card Has Been Denied": 700,000 Are About To Lose Their Extended Jobless Claims Benefits" - after all people's got to eat), it was only a matter of time before we went from this...

 

to the "ZOMBIE ATTACK: Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5 (DR5)" Courtesy of the University of Florda.

 

 

... and of course, like in any true bureacuracy, even the Zombie Apocalypse will need its own proper book-keeping in the United Zombie Socialist and Crony Capitalist States of America: Must... Fill out... Paperwork...