This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Zombie Apocalypse Real-Time Tracker, Disaster Preparedness Simulation And Dispatch Form
In the aftermath of the recent spike in Zombie Apocalypse outlier (soon to be inlier) events, which correlate nearly perfectly with the soaring expiration of unemployment extended benefits (recall: "Your EBT Card Has Been Denied": 700,000 Are About To Lose Their Extended Jobless Claims Benefits" - after all people's got to eat), it was only a matter of time before we went from this...
to the "ZOMBIE ATTACK: Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise #5 (DR5)" Courtesy of the University of Florda.
... and of course, like in any true bureacuracy, even the Zombie Apocalypse will need its own proper book-keeping in the United Zombie Socialist and Crony Capitalist States of America: Must... Fill out... Paperwork...
»
- 37099 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
If you have never made a reservation for dinner under the name 'Donner', you have not lived life to the fullest.
It's up there with having Mike Hunt paged, and other sophomoric, yet endlessly funny rites of passage.
somewhere rob zombie is writing songs for his next album
the end is extremely nigh-
been playing a lot of left 4 dead 2 recently, you know, just to bone up on my zombie killing skillz, I highly recommend it to anybody, it's a great training tool for what's to come.
happy hunting ZH...
P.S.
I guess the CDC wasn't joking after all when they ran that "are you ready for the zombie Apocalypse?" public awareness campaign last year.
oh yeah, just remember melee weapons never need to be reloaded, so keep those pipe wrenches ans sledgehammers close by...
Use a tactical vest with pouches designed to hold 3-30 rounds mags. You can easily carry 300 rds; use a drop holster for your pistol and 4 extra mags.
Hang a bolo knife off your weak side and yer set!
guess i better get the huskie ready,and sharpen thoes timberman chains
I hear you can get a conceal/carry for those in Texas....
1. there is something in the water around UF
2. zombie assimilation and integration by community organizers
3. population control
I feel like Mexican food. No wait, I'd like like Brazilian.
No, I'd like some Polish. No, how about some nice Italian?
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!
ROMZOMCOM really he neads no make up.
Mitten's crew is hungry for you!
If the MSM would stop talking about those ``cannibalism is hipster`` stories, all those wannabe copy cat cannibalism wouldn't happen.
CDC 'reassures the public that zombies don't exist'
" CDC Launches Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Supplementary Tech Tips"
The Olympics seems like it will be a zombie rich environment.
CDC 'reassures the public that zombies don't exist'
YOU LIE!!!
Oh sure, it's all a big joke until a naked zombie has your nose in his mouth. I now keep two cloves of garlic stuck up my nose at all times.
Sorry man, garlic has no effect except when you blow in there face.
lol
I like Italian --- I'll have that nose with a side of brocolli rabe
You'll have Orcs :D
AArGhhRaMMGrrGFrFFWaWrGGuFrFWrWuFF!
Sounds like you're choking on something.
Oh Em Gee. He has turned, and is eating someone.
Russia is currently developing a weapon to turn people into zombies.
Be Ready:
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
But, of course, good ole Lake City 55 grain FMJ, XM193 Ball is quite sufficient.
For Zombies behind obstacles, use XM855 62gr. steel core penetrator (green tip).
I likes me some Hornady. It's in my .357 backup. I put Winchecster .40 bonded 180gr JHP in the primary.
LC 55 FMJ - check
LC 62 green tip - check
My service pistol is a Glock 22 with a 9mm drop-in Wolf Match barrel; I also have the action polished and a 3.5# trigger link installed.
I can easily swap out to the .40S&W factory barrel if I need to swap ammo.
Home defense is a tactical 12ga with buck, slug, buck, slug staggered.
When it goes empty I grab a pistol and run for the 5.56.
We have biting dogs and a superb alarm system with cell backup.
We do not dial 911.
In this part of the forest, I am 911.
After my similarly loaded shotty is 7.62x39. I keep the all-purpose longer ranged 5.56 in the truck.
Slug, buck, slug, buck IMO
The average price of XM855 62gr. steel core penetrator (green tip) has risen from ~$330 to ~$370+ per 1000rnds in the past 3 months. That's if it's not sold out. Zombie Defense Equipment Scarcity Bitchez.
Perhaps you did not read my report on the local Gun Show yesterday.
I picked up 500 rds LC55 for 180$.
Lots of ammo available at the show.
Lots and lots of guns.
Very, very crowded, about 3,000 buyers.
They were Loading Up.
I saw LE, military, and hundreds and hundreds of Country Folks.
MREs were sold out by this morning.
But, there may be some shortages. However, Try:
ammoman dot com and ammunitiontogo dot com.
I concur based on my experience at the gun shows around heyah. Lots of sellers, lots of buyers. Lots of buyers with laden dollys.
Another addendum:
Most of the military were retired. But, lots were currrent. Also, retired and active LE.
Huge numbers of very offensive GayBama stickers and shirts were sold. Some too dirty to post here, haha.
NRA man and Voter drive were also hot.
Deciphering the moaning ...lol
A lot of that going on in good and bad ways
"...after all people's got to eat..."
that may be the view of normal people, but banksters and politicians see matters otherwise....the concentration camps which jesse ventura so vividly document stand ready to eliminate surplus humanity....
Hilarious! When we lose our sense of humor, we'll have little left to live for, imo.
Zombies you listen here. It's them NWO elites types that make the best eatin.
Grey Poupon concession - Franchise Opportunity
Excellent opportunity for those with Live Bait vending machine investments or experience.
My weiner tastes better with Poupon!
Zombies created by Banksters:
Normal people walk in banks for cash, come stumbling out dazed and rudderless.
Zombie dust being added to fiat money!
addendum: citizens zombied to buy FakeBook!
Wait - did I miss an obvious?
FaceBite?
Facebite.com is where the other zombies go to meet fake zombie friends.
Facebath.
(salt)
Drug wars have failed and are just another never ending charade for the kleptocrats to use as propaganda for "making people safe."
damn! guess I'll add my BITE ME shirt to my Big Bambú (paper intact) cya stash
The Walking Dead is really going all out this year with their viral marketing, this people eating people's face off stuff is classic. Are their advertising awards that they can win?
Zombies are people too...
Except dog zombies of course...
Dont need no zombies with the UE benefit cuts down from 99 to 73 weeks gratis not counting the unemployed who no longer qualify for benefits.
There was a old movie that had to do with a Mexican bar overrun by Zombies.
It's amazing how much firepower can be unloaded in that shack and still the star cast survive.
Sounds like From Dusk Till Dawn but they were vampires...???
That was what I was thinking of. As usual I don't have teh details right.
Time to break out the old Jacques Plante goalie mask ...
https://www.google.com/search?q=jacques+plante+mask
I appreciate that folks understand that this disorder is on a SPECTRUM. It always bugged me that the Romero zombies went through a simple black and white transition--lying in bed shivering and whining one moment, grey-eyed and brain-devouring the next.
Things in nature just aren't so much like that.
"Is it too late to get into Facebook?"
BTFD !
Bite The Face Dammit?
Night of the Living Dead been on tv lately?
...and now a quote from Nostradamus http://fmozart.blog.com/files/2011/01/man_eater2.jpg
...and now it's Zombie Walk:
Toronto 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btwo9Yx0wL4
Richmond 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiWv-TqX43I
Brisbane 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0soaWq3G6tc
HELL-Sinki 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nHsj0-jN8o&feature=related
Doublin 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW5pQgEx_bA&feature=related
Moscow 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut3X4j1WNVQ
London 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMpk6UQTjCs&feature=related
New York 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2FTMdyo58&feature=related
D.C. 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGTCiNjMxFU
San Diego 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxwkUSIPZ5E&feature=related
Sydney 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYW8KbOnHz0
Tokyo 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uATGu2U1Ds
2 questions:
1. Does that make Washington Racoon city?
2. If so does it get nuked the stop the spread?
3. Is that a bad thing?