Zuckerberg Speaks (Finally) - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Prepare for an onslaught of social media buzzwords: we will have a word cloud after the speech. That said, here is a suggestion: less "disrupt" ... more "cash flow"

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rfaze's picture

Zuckerberg handles himself like a child...... 

camaro68ss's picture

zucky is nothen but a bag of tools

ACP's picture

That's funny, all I hear out of his mouth is a bunch of pops and buzzes.

veyron's picture

I for one am glad to see what happened with the FB IPO ... I think it exposed a lot of the corruption behind the IPO process, and seeing the lack of "retail" participation put a smile on my face.


... and now my friends are talking about how CNBC does a disservice to the world :)

Bay of Pigs's picture

We'll see how good FaceBerg does going down the line as another 63% of shares are coming before year end.



Aziz's picture

November 13th. What a day that's going to be.


frenzic's picture

Good for them. It took them long enough though and now they are off to bask in some other MSM beacon of disinformation. Got to have that watercooler talk ready, got to fit in. Winning. Insert official ZH tag here.

azzhatter's picture

That fucking prick Kernan said this morning that "nobody at this station said FaceFuck was a buy". What a fucking liar. Cramer, Faber, that moronic Simon Hobbs jackoff were all jacking off on air the day of the IPO

TruthInSunshine's picture

Zuckerberg has a brand new strategy to monetize the activities of the users of its free service and the users of the free services (e.g. instagram) that it is acquiring at pets.com circa-1999 valuation models.

All those Facebookers will be cash cows soon...each and every one of them.

The solution will be make up the non-monetization of users (and maybe negative-monetization soon given advertising trends) on growing volume.

r00t61's picture

He needs to spend some of his IPO money on a better teleprompter.

Renewable Life's picture

It's amazing how pathetic they all look compared to Steve Jobs!! Now there was a man who knew how to work a room and deliver a product!!! The rest of these dorks look like idiots!!

A Lunatic's picture

To be fair It is a lot easier when you actually have a product to deliver............

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

And to think I was on the verge of patenting and selling jars full of air. Everyone needs air to live just like food right? Should make a fortune...

A Lunatic's picture

You do realize that there are literally tens of millions of absolutely stupid dipshits that would buy such a product.

DCFusor's picture

I think Dave Berry said, 20 years ago if you told someone people would be making tons of money off bottled water, you'd just spray them with your garden hose and tell them to get off your lawn...and most of it isn't as good as most city water anyway, which in turn isn't as good as the artesian spring in my backyard, which no, I won't sell the water from.  Bitchez.

frenzic's picture

Bottled water comes to mind.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Pre-cut & washed salad in a bag has made billions for its founder.

Pre-mixed & flavored liquor in a bag is now showing monster growth.


Both these products sell at about a 600% price premium to the sum total of their ingredients (the automated equipment that shreds the lettuce and mixes the beverages must be quite expensive).

There's no possibility of underestimating the stupidity of the American Consumer.

Go forth and make it rain, bitchez.

ajax's picture



@beam me up scotty

You aren't aware of Marcel Duchamp's "Paris Air"?? I'm certain William Banzai is.



I don't trust amyone (with my money) born after 1955 and you shouldn't either.


AlaricBalth's picture

Monitize mobile.... Good luck with that Mark. Hahahaha

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Pfft...  D'Italia putaz!  Non-shareholder Bearing could care less what happens to zuck.com...

Domani andiamo a Bari!  (on vacation in Italy)

piceridu's picture

c'è l'ho parenti a Bari...buon viaggio

Cazzi amari's picture

Salento! .... ah...enjoy lu mare lu sule lu ientu

Mongo's picture

Here is the sumary for word cloud ... "mobile mobile.. uhm.. mobile mobile... "

A Lunatic's picture

Convert or die, Bitchez...........  -"Uncle" Mitt Obameny-

Mary Wilbur's picture

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a week. Thank you.

Sweet Chicken's picture



buzzsaw99's picture

please don't put his ugly mug on the blog.

yogibear's picture

 Wall Street's  poster child. Morgan bet a lot on facefart. 

juwes's picture

"We have 235 million people playing games monthly.  OK, that's real."



If playing video games is real, what's fake?

youngman's picture

When you don´t have a job and you are in your parents basement...waiting for that phone to ring......you have to do something...of course after you have jacked off ten times...

yt75's picture

How is that different from any other game or even reading a book, idiot, you are out of your body while doing it ?

youngman's picture

I just bought a new Samsung G III..it had Facebook already on it.....I  did not think much of it...but when I got back to my big computer...and logged on to Facebook...it had a map of everywhere I went.....I thought that was a little over board....

css1971's picture

I'm sure the CIA, FBI et al are very thankful.

cougar_w's picture

If FB had a map, then so did the DHS. And probably in real time, if they wanted it.

veyron's picture

You've left us with more questions than answers ...


- Why do you have a facebook account?


- Why did you get a Samsung G III? (as opposed to a dumbphone)


- Why do you log into facebook on your phone?


- Why aren't you clicking on those ads?

dark pools of soros's picture

we all got that map of you too..  you spend a lot of time in the bathroom  O.o

Mary Wilbur's picture

Every cell phone, whether it has a GPS device or not, constantly records your location for your wireless carrier. The different wireless carriers retain this data for however long they want and provide that information to the FBI upon request. No warrent is required.

GrinandBearit's picture

And that is why I haven't carried my cell phone around for the last 2 years.  I have one just in case and I usually leave it my car... a very old Motorola flip phone.  I always leave it turned off.

Everyone I see, everywhere I go, wherever I go is walking around focusing on their cellphone.  They're so zombified I don't believe the sheeple-bots could ever survive 1 minute without checking for their next text message.  

Meesohaawnee's picture

if you care what howdy doody says.. all i can say is get a life

q99x2's picture

I'm holding him to his word that he will not sell his shares until 1 year (after the financial collapse has ocurred.)

ebworthen's picture

Does Zuckerberg have a chart of the Farcebook stock price on his Timeline?

Boondocker's picture

good thing he made money...ugly dude....