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Zuckerberg Speaks (Finally) - Live Webcast
Prepare for an onslaught of social media buzzwords: we will have a word cloud after the speech. That said, here is a suggestion: less "disrupt" ... more "cash flow"
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Zuckerberg handles himself like a child......
zucky is nothen but a bag of tools
That's funny, all I hear out of his mouth is a bunch of pops and buzzes.
I for one am glad to see what happened with the FB IPO ... I think it exposed a lot of the corruption behind the IPO process, and seeing the lack of "retail" participation put a smile on my face.
... and now my friends are talking about how CNBC does a disservice to the world :)
We'll see how good FaceBerg does going down the line as another 63% of shares are coming before year end.
Thats 1.637 BILLION SHARES
FACEBOOK LOCK-UP RELEASES:
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-lockup-release-2012-8#ixzz26CVo4JCy
November 13th. What a day that's going to be.
Good for them. It took them long enough though and now they are off to bask in some other MSM beacon of disinformation. Got to have that watercooler talk ready, got to fit in. Winning. Insert official ZH tag here.
That fucking prick Kernan said this morning that "nobody at this station said FaceFuck was a buy". What a fucking liar. Cramer, Faber, that moronic Simon Hobbs jackoff were all jacking off on air the day of the IPO
Zuckerberg has a brand new strategy to monetize the activities of the users of its free service and the users of the free services (e.g. instagram) that it is acquiring at pets.com circa-1999 valuation models.
All those Facebookers will be cash cows soon...each and every one of them.
The solution will be make up the non-monetization of users (and maybe negative-monetization soon given advertising trends) on growing volume.
He needs to spend some of his IPO money on a better teleprompter.
It's amazing how pathetic they all look compared to Steve Jobs!! Now there was a man who knew how to work a room and deliver a product!!! The rest of these dorks look like idiots!!
To be fair It is a lot easier when you actually have a product to deliver............
And to think I was on the verge of patenting and selling jars full of air. Everyone needs air to live just like food right? Should make a fortune...
You do realize that there are literally tens of millions of absolutely stupid dipshits that would buy such a product.
I think Dave Berry said, 20 years ago if you told someone people would be making tons of money off bottled water, you'd just spray them with your garden hose and tell them to get off your lawn...and most of it isn't as good as most city water anyway, which in turn isn't as good as the artesian spring in my backyard, which no, I won't sell the water from. Bitchez.
Bottled water comes to mind.
Pre-cut & washed salad in a bag has made billions for its founder.
Pre-mixed & flavored liquor in a bag is now showing monster growth.
Both these products sell at about a 600% price premium to the sum total of their ingredients (the automated equipment that shreds the lettuce and mixes the beverages must be quite expensive).
There's no possibility of underestimating the stupidity of the American Consumer.
Go forth and make it rain, bitchez.
@beam me up scotty
You aren't aware of Marcel Duchamp's "Paris Air"?? I'm certain William Banzai is.
http://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Paris%20Air.html
I don't trust amyone (with my money) born after 1955 and you shouldn't either.
This guy is a complete flop as a CEO.
http://jamesturkblog.blogspot.ca/
Chief executive orifice?
Schmuckerberg????
Monitize mobile.... Good luck with that Mark. Hahahaha
Weil Says Faceplant Won't Go Below $4 Per Share
Expiring lock-ups are a bitch.
Pfft... D'Italia putaz! Non-shareholder Bearing could care less what happens to zuck.com...
Domani andiamo a Bari! (on vacation in Italy)
c'è l'ho parenti a Bari...buon viaggio
Salento! .... ah...enjoy lu mare lu sule lu ientu
Here is the sumary for word cloud ... "mobile mobile.. uhm.. mobile mobile... "
Friend THIS!
Gawker Asks The DNC: "Can Americans Trust Mitt Romney To Make The Right Call On Which U.S. Citizens To Assassinate?"
Dems run screaming as soon as they hear the question.
Convert or die, Bitchez........... -"Uncle" Mitt Obameny-
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a week. Thank you.
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please don't put his ugly mug on the blog.
Wall Street's poster child. Morgan bet a lot on facefart.
"We have 235 million people playing games monthly. OK, that's real."
If playing video games is real, what's fake?
When you don´t have a job and you are in your parents basement...waiting for that phone to ring......you have to do something...of course after you have jacked off ten times...
How is that different from any other game or even reading a book, idiot, you are out of your body while doing it ?
I just bought a new Samsung G III..it had Facebook already on it.....I did not think much of it...but when I got back to my big computer...and logged on to Facebook...it had a map of everywhere I went.....I thought that was a little over board....
I'm sure the CIA, FBI et al are very thankful.
If FB had a map, then so did the DHS. And probably in real time, if they wanted it.
They do. They have.
You've left us with more questions than answers ...
- Why do you have a facebook account?
- Why did you get a Samsung G III? (as opposed to a dumbphone)
- Why do you log into facebook on your phone?
- Why aren't you clicking on those ads?
we all got that map of you too.. you spend a lot of time in the bathroom O.o
Every cell phone, whether it has a GPS device or not, constantly records your location for your wireless carrier. The different wireless carriers retain this data for however long they want and provide that information to the FBI upon request. No warrent is required.
And that is why I haven't carried my cell phone around for the last 2 years. I have one just in case and I usually leave it my car... a very old Motorola flip phone. I always leave it turned off.
Everyone I see, everywhere I go, wherever I go is walking around focusing on their cellphone. They're so zombified I don't believe the sheeple-bots could ever survive 1 minute without checking for their next text message.
dud!
if you care what howdy doody says.. all i can say is get a life
I'm holding him to his word that he will not sell his shares until 1 year (after the financial collapse has ocurred.)
Does Zuckerberg have a chart of the Farcebook stock price on his Timeline?
good thing he made money...ugly dude....
A real fucking douchebag.
Hating Zuckerberg is like taking away Lance Armstorng's medals, it's not going to change anyone's mind.
ZeroHedge comments are noise not signal. I'm hoping they inject something ars-technica.com has done with comments, highlighting one commenter's post up top, to help readers sort through the noise with an official endoresement of a good/funny/relevant or whatever they want to highlight post for a given article.
This is different than a community voting system, which is always skewed towards the zerohedge active users, not necessarily the views of the operators of the site, who are the authors of and the deciders of the content of this blog. Don't care which post zero hedge chose to highlight? Who fucking cares. Some of us are interested in the insights of the founders and operators of this website.
I would ask you guys to contribute to some more ideas for how to make the comments section more readable, but these requests usually amount to mitt shit.
i vote for juwes to build and pay for this great new site he is talking about...? i may be critical of some ZH contribs but it is free....and i do hate zuckerburgstein.
The ZH leadership appear to enjoy the noise as noise. Some kind of old-skool BBS ethic at work there, I imagine.
blah blah
coherent and cogent please
The zit on capitalism's arse.
Since Capitalism appears to have died sometime over the last 3 years I would amend that to: the zit on Capitalisms dead and rotting arse.
It's kind of a zombie thing.
I know nothing about Goldman Sucks gross over-valuation
I know nothing about market mainpulation on IPO day to keep Flopbook stock above $30
I know nothing about why Flopbook shares have tanked
i know nothing.... Thank you
this is a joke .. the stock is up 3% on that speech? what fucking moron would buy the stock on zuck-berg saying he would try and drive mobile business?!
there really are some fuckwits trading equities out there ..
The stock is going to $5,
It's that 16 yr old baby trader from MS doubling down on facefart.
Don't you understand? You should be buying shares in Facebook just to have some of Zuckerberg's awesomeness rub off on you.
Wheres MillionDollarBonus? He should be going all in on FB by now if he already hasn't.
if everyone that plays farm story would plant a real garden we could end world hunger!
we're all pretty well over-fed here in the West
how about the hungry plant a garden and sort themselves out?
Looks like role playing in a University classroom. Everyone is so full of themselves. Who takes this shit seriously?
Full disclosure: I don't have a facebook account, don't use facebook and never will. It's fun to watch the stock tank though.
A Suckersberg is borne every minute.
im going to double down some puts
They were speaking English, right? It seemed to me that the guy was pretending to understand the questions and they were pretending to understand his answers. That's all I can figure, because none of it made any sense.
Facebook and the discourse that goes with it is so dead and boring, truly amazing ...
Jawberged, Bitchez!
Pretty soon HFT's will be watching for any movement of Doucheberg's mouth muscles to frontrun.
Buy more MDB. Its a sure thing. Report back later please
Zuckerberg exclaims: My hoody was pulled over my eyes, give me another chance. I really didn’t understand how the retail market works..
/LOL
BTW
While you’re driving traffic to sell 3rd party information, we watch heat maps already created prior to FuckFace platform.. winks
http://www.akamai.com/dv1
You look like homeless fucks who are pitching a dead Microsoft chat forum. I kept waiting for one of you to hit the ground, spread your legs and pull out a lighter to show us your new heat map.
FUCK You Zuckerberg and FaceBukk.
he didn't build that.....
someone along the way gave him some help...
geek chic is officially dead - what a douche