Live US State Department Briefing On Egypt

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Live now.

State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki is doing her best not to appear like she is speaking for a dictatorship, here are some headlines:

  • *PSAKI: MURSI SPEECH LACKED SPECIFIC STEPS
  • *PSAKI: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
  • *PSAKI: MURSI MUST RESPOND TO POPULAR CONCERNS
  • *PSAKI WON'T SPEAK TO UNCOMFIRMED REPORTS OF COUP
  • *PSAKI: US EMBASSY IN CAIRO, CONSULATE IN ALEXANDRIA CLOSED
  • *PSAKI: NO STEPS TAKEN ON RESCINDING U.S. MILTIARY AID TO EGYPT

 

 

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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:33 | 3718711 icanhasbailout
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oh this ought to be good... my garden was due for another fresh round of fertilizer

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:34 | 3718721 francis_sawyer
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Where's 'Mr. ED'?...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:37 | 3718738 Disenchanted
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You mean the 'Irish' cheesepope?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:40 | 3718753 francis_sawyer
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I mean the 'Heinzenjammer Kid"

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3718791 SamAdams
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Israel and Morsi didn't see eye to eye.  They thought their Muslim Brotherhood puppet would do as told, but he had other ideas.  This is why the US is not working to stopple the topple.  Indeed, they are currently plotting to put their new man in charge from within the military.

History suggests military coups result in a general or other officer becoming president of a new tyranny.  The Egyptians were upset after the Arab Spring put the military in power, which finally gave way to Morsi.  Now they ironically cheer for the military to be put back in charge?

ZeroHedge readers, in a state of hopium, believe that this coup will result in a balance?  We need to learn from history....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:52 | 3718817 francis_sawyer
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"ZeroHedge readers, in a state of hopium, believe that this coup will result in a balance?"

~~~

Don't presume to speak for me... Y'all know, by now, how francis_sawyer views things...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 16:26 | 3719438 icanhasbailout
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True, we have a very detailed decription of the inside of your colon at this point.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3718832 redpill
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Nice strawman.  Who around here has claimed this will result in a balance?  What it does do is stop the runaway muzzie train though, at least for the time being.  The MuzBros narrowly won a highly contested election and proceeded to attempt to Islamify the entire society only to find out the rest of the country is not going to sell themselves into Sharia law simply because of one majority vote.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3718862 SamAdams
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Wahhabi, a creation of?  For the purpose of?  Friend or foe, contingent?  Simply, the Muslim Brotherhood is controlled opposition.  Al-Nusra in Syria is supported by CIA and Mossad, yet they are Muslim extremists, employing secular terrorism. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:23 | 3718951 Never One Roach
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"Fair and Balanced" is the pop quiz phrase of the day, listeners. Every time you hear it, call in to WBS for a chance to win a free [one-way] trip to Kabul.

Second place winners will win a 1-hour session, locked in a closet with a life insurance salesman.

Third place winners receive a FREE root canal on the bicuspid of their choice--upper or lower-- performed by TV personality, Dr. Mohammed Abdul Akber Jabar.

 

Good luck!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 15:52 | 3719337 El Oregonian
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Methinks that you presume too mucheth... Better go work off that hangover before reposting. 'tis better to be able to think straight prior to concocting presumtions of fellow ZH'ers.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:43 | 3718776 ACP
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I like this better:

  • *PSAKI: OBAMA SPEECH LACKED SPECIFIC STEPS
  • *PSAKI: OBAMA'S ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
  • *PSAKI: OBAMA MUST RESPOND TO POPULAR CONCERNS
  • *PSAKI WON'T SPEAK TO UNCOMFIRMED REPORTS OF COUP
  • *PSAKI: US EMBASSIES IN RED STATES CLOSED
Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:35 | 3719021 caconhma
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The CIA/Mossad/ MI6 Zionist-engineered Arab Spring is collapsing in the front of your eyes.

The Obama administration foreign policies were/are a catastrophe for the US National Interests: Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, China, and Russia just to name few.

The Obama administration support and promotion of religious extremists and fanatics have greave consequences for America and the entire Humanity.

Obama reminds me Egypt's President Mohamed Morsi who prostituted Egypt national interests to international banking oligarchy and Middle Eastern monarchies.

 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3718806 jbvtme
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ed is in the hamptons for the weekend attending a polo match

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:41 | 3718737 prains
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Nothing like a redhead to tell you to listen up bitchez, this is how it's gonna be!

 

delicious spanking for all, please form the line to my right

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:14 | 3718933 ParkAveFlasher
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Yeah, but does she do "Dutch"?

"Of course, you can always lick my balls, I thought you knew that already."

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:42 | 3719057 prains
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those bat shit crazy eyes spinning like a one arm bandit are under usual circumstances code red for "DO NOT" touch. Even if the elusive "ball licking" is on the menu. The dude was married with kids, what a fucking doosh. If he needed a toungue bath so much get a fucking german shepard. Clean up in aisle 9, r'tard with pants down.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:37 | 3718723 CPL
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YAY!  Talking heads in bunkers!!

 

There are like 15 people in the US press core looking at that room.  Sad

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:35 | 3718725 McMolotov
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Have no fear! John Fucking Kerry the Horseface is on the case!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:39 | 3718745 TeamDepends
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Let them eat ketchup!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:44 | 3718780 knukles
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We need woman with striong kankles at times like this.
Not Horse
Strong woman.
Stong enough to pull tractor out of Arkansas mud puddle.
With cow.
In green stickum mud boots.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3718828 Dave Thomas
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Great emphasis on the Curley Howard pronunciation of "strong" there knucks!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:31 | 3719004 SamAdams
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I thought it was a Yakov Smirnoff impersonation, you know, considering the Arkansas reference...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:44 | 3718783 McMolotov
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Kerry made his money the old-fashioned way: he married the cunty ex-wife of the heir to a tomato fortune.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:11 | 3718903 Kirk2NCC1701
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That's why McCain voted for his nomination so quick: "You're my kind* of guy!", he said to him.

* A Senator, who married a rich heiress, and lost the Presidential vote. And was also a Napalm In The Morning hero.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3719016 SamAdams
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Kerry was groomed before he was a groom.  They don't just let any one into 322...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:39 | 3718748 ghengis86
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Fuck that motherfucking horse and the man he rode in on!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:36 | 3718730 docj
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Amateur Hour continuing apace - with SecState Lurch driving the bus right off the cliff.

Yeah, this will end well.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:36 | 3718734 icanhasbailout
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"Peacefully, of course, is always our goal" LOL oh she's such a kidder

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:44 | 3718773 Mitzibitzi
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But they want peace, dude! It's all those countries in the world that won't do as they're told - y'know, hand over the oil, mineral wealth and any gold you happen to have lying around, that kinda shit - that stir up all the trouble!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:36 | 3718735 Mitzibitzi
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She looks like the slutty chick that works nights at our local gas station!

 

Nice to see the US Govt has somebody that can talk coherently without a teleprompter, though. Though judging from her body language, she doesn't believe a word of what she's been told to go out and say anymore than we do.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:39 | 3718747 McMolotov
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Maybe I'm weird, but I dig firebush.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:43 | 3718778 prains
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there's always a lot of hair pulling and arm grabbing with a redhead

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:45 | 3718788 Mitzibitzi
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Got the worst set of 'passion scratches' I've ever had off a redhead, too. Took weeks for my back to heal up.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:45 | 3718798 prains
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those can be hard to hide from the wife, errrrr.

<---- 25 years redhead free, if you need to know, your box is not that magical that we all go batshit crazy for it

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3718799 DrDinkus
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Igrette from G.O.T. ftw

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3718797 knukles
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Same experience once.
All the hair on my arms was torn off.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:52 | 3718820 prains
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if she's pulling it off your arms, you must be combing your back. Have a buddy who's so fucking hairy his shirts don't sit flat, looks like an inch of memory foam  

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3718836 Dave Thomas
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Think of the mosquito protection though, it's like spaced armor. I'm envious.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:47 | 3719075 prains
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except in the summer he looks like he's got a north face jacket going on under his button up shirt, its' fucking awesome, he loves it.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:41 | 3719050 jmc8888
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This one time, at Obama camp......

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 23:19 | 3720460 mt paul
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that's odd

was just wondering

how well she controls 

her gag reflex ....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:37 | 3718739 The Gooch
Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:37 | 3718740 Spastica Rex
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I like busty gingers. Erin go bragh.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:43 | 3718775 francis_sawyer
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MaryAnn bitchez!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:05 | 3718888 docj
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Or erin go bragh-less.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:38 | 3718743 icanhasbailout
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"I don't have anything on the top, so let's get to what's on your minds" oh man I missed that opener, what a double entendre there. Why isn't Jay Carney giving this one again?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:40 | 3718752 Cocomaan
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Okay, glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:49 | 3718804 knukles
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How come nobody Magic-Markered a big penis on her forehead?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:38 | 3718744 vulcanraven
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Everytime these people talk, all I hear is a fart coming out of their mouths. Should I get my ears checked?

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