Remember when Jamie Dimon showed the Fed who's boss and preannounced it was starting a share repurchase program? Turns out the Chairsatan will have the final laugh:
- DIMON SAYS JPM IS SUSPENDING SHARE REPURCHASES
- DIMON SAYS SUSPENDING REPURCHASE PROGRAM ISN'T RELATED TO LOSS
- DIMON SAYS SUSPENDING REPURCHASE PROGRAM ISN'T RELATED TO LOSS
- JPM'S DIMON SAYS THERE'S UNREALIZED $8B IN PROFIT FROM CIO
- JPM'S DIMON: DOESN'T SEE INVESTIGATION TO UNVEIL BIG SUPRISES
- DIMON SAYS LOSS IS AN ISOLATED EVENT
And the joke of the day:
- DIMON SAYS FORTRESS BALANCE SHEET REMAINS
But at least Bank of America will be announcing a dividend any minute now. And so the hits just keep on coming.
