[1]When fraud has been exposed, one is best advised to baffle everyone with lots and lots of data, figures, numbers, and generally meaningless information overflow. Sure enough, as part of the Q2 earnings call, JPM has released a record 8 pdfs to go alongside Jamie Dimon sounding very confident, and pretending he knows what he is talking about. Remember: when in doubt, baffle them with bullshit [3].
Executive Comments (pdf [4])
CIO Task Force Update (pdf [5])
Q2 2012 Financial Results (pdf [6])
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Links:
[1] http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden
[2] http://www.zerohedge.com/taxonomy_vtn/term/8432
[3] http://www.zerohedge.com/JPMorgan Says All CIO Synthetic Credit Managers Have Left Firm
[4] http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/ONE/1968418293x0x582867/3753c219-6780-463e-8215-4ac190bc3217/Executive_Comments_FINAL.pdf
[5] http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/ONE/1968418293x0x582869/df1f2a5a-927e-4c10-a6a5-a8ebd8dafd69/CIO_Taskforce_FINAL.pdf
[6] http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/ONE/1968418293x0x582881/5d722919-814e-483a-8ba9-e75a9b6213cd/2Q12_Earnings_Presentation_FINAL.pdf