THE EURO FAMILY
(The Adams Family Song)
WilliamBanzai7
They're creeky and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together flukey,
The Euro Family.
Their finances are a screa-um
When the rating agents come to see 'um
They're living in a drea-um
The Euro Family.
[Snap Fingers]
(Opaque)
(Insolvent)
(Contagious)
So get a Keynesian witches shawl on
A fiat broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a bailout call on
The Euro Family.

