Meet Pagrubo-klepto-idea, the common Wall Street hermit crab. Social animals usually congregate for protection or mating. However, biologists have recently discovered that crusty Pagrubo has a more self serving social agenda, to kick other crabs out of their shells and to move into new Too Bigger To Fail homes. This elaborate "shell game" is what gives Pagrubo it's animalistic purpose.
Pagrubo carries the entire load of its derivatives bullshit portfolio on its back and consequently requires ever increasing shells of moral hazard to remain viable...
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