BANZAI7 NEWS--Scientists from Banzai7 Institute have announced the discovery of an extinct lizard species that roamed the planet trillions of deficit dollars ago. The small, insect-eating lizard was discovered in the badlands of northeastern Montana—its fossil preserved in an area called the Great Fiscal Tar Pit. Less than a foot long, it had elaborate teeth with three cusps on each tooth and a slender jaw. And now, it is named for the 44th president of the United States: Obamadon gratuitis.
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