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BANZAI7 INSTITUTE--A new species of Secretary of State has been discovered in Washington DC according to the Banzai7 Institute. Nycticronybus Kerry is a close relative of the POTUS lemur and is noted as one of the most gaseous political primates in the world. Originally recorded as a single species, the discovery indicates that there are now many species of Cronybus blowhards, including a previously unknown one called Hilacronypuss Clinton.
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