As we all know, it helps to have friends in high places. To most of us, that means we know the bartender on Friday night so we can get served quicker than the next guy drowning his weekly sorrows.
To others, however, that means knowing the President of the United States. That could come in handy when you steal lose $1.6 billion [2] in client funds and want to avoid being held responsible for it. (It may also help to have J.P. Morgan involved [3].)
Pure coincidence no doubt. Surely charges are just around the corner...
From the Obama-Biden fundraiser detail [4]: *Note that he's not raising funds in order to repay his clients - Just those that keep him out of jail
h/t: the blaze