* * * Cue to Diesel-Boom, sitting in his desk, phone ringing: Ring Ring Ring * * *
Diesel-BOOM: "Hello.... Oh Hi Goldman, how are the tentacles hang.."
* * * Interrupted... screaming heard in earpiece * * *
Diesel-BOOM: "You want me to do what... You want me to RETRACT an on the record interview with two major publications... But...But..."
* * * Interrupted again... Long silence... listening intently.... Beads of sweat forming on forehead * * *
Diesel-BOOM: "Oh.... Dear Lord.... I see.... Ok Then.... Done."
* * * Click, fade to black * * *
And just in case the message was lost
Cyprus specific case. Programmes tailor-made to situation, no models or templates used. Quote: tiny.cc/epkiuw [2].
— Jeroen Dijsselbloem (@J_Dijsselbloem) March 25, 2013 [3]