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Name: Ben Joseph Bernanke
Nicknames: BenaddictedToPrinting, Benny In For A Penny, Homo Thug
Age: Out of Paper - Load MOAR Paper - 0101010101
Born: Great Depression
Religion: Keynesianity and Printalam
About Me:
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.
Activities/Interests:
- I like to slice a papaya in half and stare at it for hours
- I'm sexually aroused by war documentaries
What Am I Looking For In A Woman?
I'm looking for a woman that I can Print; wrap her around my D*ck and jerk-off for QEternity
(Source: wallstreetfool.com [6])