- When Lloyd Blankfein drives through highway tolls, they give him money.
- There is no backspace button on Lloyd Blankfein's keyboard. Lloyd Blankfein never makes mistakes.
- Lloyd Blankfein donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.
- Lloyd Blankfein was in all 6 star wars films as THE FORCE.
- Lloyd Blankfein won American Idol using only sign language.
- If Lloyd Blankfein is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
- Lloyd Blankfein can drive, fly, and run at the same time.
- Einstein listed Lloyd Blankfein as his original source for E=MC²
- Lloyd Blankfein can install a program without accepting the TERMS & CONDITIONS.
- Lloyd Blankfein doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- When taking the SAT, write "Lloyd Blankfein" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
- Once Lloyd Blankfein updated his facebook status; it became an International Bestseller!
- Lloyd Blankfein can see John Cena.
- Lloyd Blankfein is the only weapon allowed through airport security.
- If you ever find the end of a rainbow, you will also find Lloyd Blankfein fu*king leprechauns will running on the treadmill at 100 MPH, watching Schindler's List.
(Source: wallstreetfool.com [3])