We've heard statement after statement from any and all talking heads (a sample of the best 25 here [5]) and we've seen the numbers (both internally [6] and in context [7])... and we've discussed the unintended consequences [8] and what to expect in 2014 [9]. So now (due at 1125ET - so who knows what time he turns up), it's the big man's turn to become the Sham-Wow guy; explain how great it actually is (and ignore the bloggers); how any minute now it will all be fixed, and how awesome this will all be (one day)... Don't forget you can always call 1-800-F U-CKYO for advice [10].
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