Following Jimmy Kimmel's infamous kids roundtable where the solution proferred by one young chap was to "kill all the Chinese people" since they are the ones we owe money to, the Chinese people decided enough was enough and put together this brief tutorial on China, and how many 'peoples' have tried to kill them in the past... meet "The Undying Chinese"
Jimmy Kimmel's "Kill everyone in China" skit:
And The Chinese response... (if nothing else, it's a great introduction to the way they see themselves in under 4 minutes)...