... Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean Best Buy isn't releasing the next retinest, fingerprintscanniest, NSA-trackingest, 6-8 inchiest gizmo and instead these people are simply taking a 10 day break from their highly paid, quality jobs just to wait in line for a $98 TV [4]?
[6]From 19 Action News [6]: Anxious Black Friday shoppers are already camping out at the Best Buy at Chapel Hill in Akron.

