Since Carl Icahn is offline (one can't tweet the market or AAPL higher when it's closed), here is Bill Gross with some twitter Christmas non-cheer.
Gross: HoHoHo! Who cant like a ~25% gain in 2013? Only a Grinch who worries abt record profit margins, corp buybacks &Fed checkwriting. Moi?
— PIMCO (@PIMCO) December 25, 2013 [7]
Of course, the 25% return in 2013 was for Bernanke's favorite asset class: stocks. Bonds... not so much.