There are a few crucial tenets that everyone must live by... "never fight a land war in Asia", "don't mess with Texas", and, of course, "eat more bacon." The first two have occasionally been broken (with dire consequence) but now, as the following clip shows, thanks to the soaring inflation in food prices [2] that we have been documenting, the price you are paying for a package of bacon is flat as the size of the package collapses... less is more is never acceptable when it comes to bacon...
Beware the social unrest from rising bacon prices (or shrinking bacon rations)