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"You Babylonian Busboy, Macedonian Mechanic, Jerusalem Beer Brewer, Alexandrian Goat Skinner, Swineherd of Upper and Lower Egypt, Alinskyite Pig, Tatar Goat, Community Organizer, Kamenets Hangman, Podolian Thief, Bankster Back Scrubber, Grandson of the Evil Serpent Himself and Buffoon of All the World and the Netherworld, Greenback Pimp, Fool of Our God, Swine's Snout, Mare's [Asshole], Dimon's Throat Tumor, Butcher's Dog, Unbaptized Brow, Wookie Lover, May the Devil Steam Your Ass! That's How the Cossacks Answer You Puttnik, You Nasty Glob of Spit!"
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