Desperate to spin Europe's deflation [4], pardon "negative inflation [5]" pardon the lack of impulse to go ahead and spend money you don't have right here right now, into a good, if only for Keynesians, thing? Don't worry - we've got you covered. Below is a sampling of perfectly contradictory Reuters headlines all posted within a spin of 10 minutes, which should send you well on your way to propaganda nirvana.
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And that successfully concludes Big Brother 101.
Source Reuters [7], Reuters [8], and... Reuters [9] [9]
h/t @RudyHavenstein [10] [10]